AN IMPLOSION. IP1 Jul PURELY VEGETABLE -Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets They're a compound pf refined and concentrated botanical extracts. These tiny, sugar-coated Pellets the smallest and the easiest to take absolutely and permanently cure Constipation, Indigestion, Sick and .Bilious Headaches, Dizziness, Bil ious Attacks, and all derangements of the liver, stomach, and bowels. They cure ptrmanevtty, because they act naturally. They don't shock and weaken the system, like the huge, old-fashioned pills. And they're more effective. One little Pellet for a corrective or laxative three for a cathartic. They're the cheapest pills you can tiiy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is re turned. You pay only for the good you get. For a perfect and permanent cure of Catarrh, take Dr. Sage's Catarrh Uemedy. Its proprietors offer $500 reward for an incurable case. Russian Turkestan is suffering' from i scarcity of food, caused, in part, by ! . jhe ravages of locusts in certain dis-,' ;ricts, the unfavorable season last' fear, end still more bv the' "cotton ' lever'' which led farmers to neglect .ther crop15; for cotton Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suStjrini; from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and being sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I. give it the usual treatment in such caees, but with . xiut benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed .but little more than whenr born, or perhaps ten pounds. I then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and jDiarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle of the 25 cent ize had been used; a marked improvement was seen and its -continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Mabi.ow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug i.?t. . ' -VA (!ek.ja.n officer has invented a motor in, which a fine stream of coal dust is utilized to drive a piston by ex plosions in the same manner as. the gas in the gas engine. . By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, aud that is by constitutional remedies. ?Teaf ness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when It is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cases out of, ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for ny case of Deafness (.caused by catarih that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. ST"Sud by Druggists, 75ci The New York Observer sug-g-esta that clergymen really ought not to write so illegibly as to provoke the compositors to commit the sin of pro .fanity. Help la Wanted. . v by the women who are ailing and suffer ing, or weak and exhausted. And, to every such woman, hely is guaranteed by Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. 'For young girls just entering womanhood ; women at the critical "change of life" ; women- approaching confinement; nursing mothers ; and every woman who is "run-down" or overworked, it is a medicine that builds up, strengthens, rand regulates, no matter what the con dition of the system.: It's an invigorating, restorative tonic, n soothing and bracing nervine, and the only guaranteed remedy for "female complaints", and weaknesses. In bearing-down sensations, periodical pains, ulceration, inflammation, and every, kindred ailment, if it ever fails to bene jfit or cure, you have your, money back. Hkrcui.es, from the " Greek, was the glory of Hera or Juno. - , Cdxoe comes from the Greek, and signifies a green herb. , - ' Baeklen'i Arinea salvo. The best salve in the world for cuts, . bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all. skin eruptions, and posi tively cures .piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin rsly. - " Thk Chronicle is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. A Process Exactly the Be verse of an Explosion. . ' ' ' ' Every one knows what an explosion is, but its opposite, axx jmplosion, is less familiar. At great depth in the sea the conditions are favorable for- its produc tion. At twenty-five "hundred fathoms the pressure is, roughly speaking-, two and a half tons to the square inch that is to say, several times' greater than the pressure exerted by the steam upon the piston of a powerful engine. A beautiful experiment to illustrate the enormous force of this deep sea pressure was made during the voyage of H. M. S. Challenger. We quote from "The Fauna of the Deep Sea." . . Mr. Buchanan hermetically sealed at both ends a thick glass tube several inches in .length full of air.. He wrapped this sealed tube in flannel and placed it in one ofthe wide copper cylinders, used to protect deep-sea thermometers when they are sent.dowri with the sounding apparatus. The copper cylinder bad holes bored in it, so that the water had free access inside, around the glass. ' '' The copper case containing the sealed glass tube was sent down to a depth of two thousand fathoms and drawn up again. It was found that the cylinder was bulged and bent inward, just as if it had been crumpled inward by being violently squeezed. The glass tube itself, within its flan nel wrapper, was reduced to -a fine powder, almost like snow. The glass tube, it would seem, as it' slowly de scended held out long against the pres sure, but at last suddenly gave way, and was crushed by the violence of the action to a fine powder. . This process, exactly the reverse of an explosion, is termed by Sir .Wyville Thomson an implosion. CONQUERING A TIGER. Prompt Action Saves the Life of a Pat Urchin. . Mr. Jamrach, the London dealer in wild beasts, is a man of great personal J . , . i. a c l .- T oucugm aim ui con e&jnjiiuiug courage. On one occasion he -was called upon to use both against a tiger which had es caped from its '"den." Mr. Phil Robin son tells the story in his recent book, "Some Country Sights and Sounds." In moving a "den,'? into which a tiger had been just delivered, the bottom fell out and the rest of the structure imme diately collapsed. The tiger walked out from under the heap of planks and iron -bars, and suddenly appeared in theard. Many people were looking on, the children, of course, 'being' well to the front. On the appearance of the tiger there was a stampede. The tiger picked up a fat urchin by his clothes, and walked Out of the yard with its dinner in its mouth, intent upon finding a convenient place in which to take its meal. Mr. Jamrach ran after, the beast, flung himself upon its backhand grasping his throat with both hands, choked it until it opened its mouth to gasp for breath. The urchin dropped out and scram bled off. The tiger, drawing at one tremendous draught a whole lungsful of air, turned upon Mr. Jamrach. Just then a man from the yard came run ning up with a crowbar, and as the tiger turned, be struck it a tremendous thump oh the head. For a moment the tiger was dazed, but only for a moment; then he prepared to spring- again, but Mr. Jamrach seized the crowbar and struck the great beast another mighty thump. The beast, as if taking in the situa tion, trotted all toy itself straight to the yard, and, finding the door of an empty den open, walked in. A MUD DIAMOND. The Funny mistake Made by a Churoh Congraegatlon. "Every one knows that in the early days of Methodism a, considerable de gree of strictness was maintained in regard to the "wearing of jewelry," said Eev. L. G. Cole,-an elderly . divine", re cently, to a representative of the St. Louis Globe-Democrat. '''An incident that amused me a great deal happened soon after I had entered the ministry. One Sunday just as I was in the midst of my sermon a wom an rose and left the church, slamming the door as she went out with unneces sary violence. Of course I supposed I had said something in my sermon at whiqh she had taken offense, but later I made inquiries and learned that she had, left because I wore a 'wicked bosqm pin.' The . amusing part of it was that I had ridden to church over a very muddy road, and one drop of mud had settled in . the middle of my shirt bosom and had deceived the good sister into believing that I had adorned my self with a bosom pin." Greenland's Glaciers. Among the principal- glacfers of Greenland the fiord of Jakobshavn an nually sends into the sea a piece of ice about two miles wide, over three miles long and from eight hundred to one thousand feet thick. The ice yield of Torsukatak is about four miles wide, one to two miles long, according: ro the swiftness of movement at various sea sons of the year, and from six hundred to eight hundred- feet 'thick. Karajak yields annually a volume ti ice about three miles wide and from one and a half to' two miles long, with a height of eight hundred to one thousand feet. The yield from Itivdliarsuk is two miles wide, from one and a half to two miles long and six hundred to eight hundred feet thick. " Augpadlartok yields annually, a piece of- ice at least four miles long, two miles wide and from six hundred to one thousand 'aet thick. Offended Dignity. -An American traveler relates that, alighting at a hotel in Granada, a man at the door put out his hand toward him. TheHraveler supposed, that the man was the porter of the,, hotel, and offered him - his valise. The man stepped back) tossed his 'head, and frowned scornfully. . "Carambaf" he exclaimed; "do yon take me for a porter? . I would have you understand that I am no porter." "Indeed? Then may I ask you, senor, what you are?" "I am a beggar, sir, and asked you for almsf" -. Hew j a-0 1ST 'Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, ' pros perous city. ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply ', city for an extensive 'and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade- reaching as far south as Summer Ijakea distance of over two hundred miles. . '-.;"' i. The Largest Wool Market. The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes-' pasture for thousands of sheep," the -wool from which finds market here. " . . ' 4 The Dalles is the largest , original wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year.. ; ITS PRODUCTS- The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a-revenue of thousands of dollars, vrhich will be more than doubled in the near future. . . j . - - The products of the' beautiful -Klickitat , valley, find market here; and the country' south and east has- this year filled the warehouses, and u. available storage places 'o overflowing with ' their products. . - . . . ITS WEALTH. - ..- It is the richest city, of its size. on the coast., and its money is scattered over and is being used to develop more farming country than is tributary to iuy other city in Eastern Oregon. ". Its situation i. unsurpassed , Its climate delightful. - Its pos sii.ilitiw irii-i li-ii l.i !!-. . 1 r.s . rwwmroes unlimied. . And on thesf' J.-F. FORD,, Evanptist,- Of Dcs Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol . ',- - '. March 23, 1893: 6. B. Mbd. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, ie now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and . kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for alU Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Ma. & Maa. J. F. Foan. If yon wishlo feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse yonr system with the Headache and liver Care, by taking two or three doses each week. ; Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by all druggists. ; A WAV in i u. 1 1 inu l COPYRIGHTS. . CATV I OBTAIN A PATENT t For a prompt answer and an honest opinion, write to ' MlINNdt CO. who have bad nearly fifty years' experience tn the patent business. Communica. tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In-. formation concerning Patents and bow to ob tain them sent free. Also a catalogue of mpr.hfm teal and sclentino books sent free. Patent taken - through Mann & Co. receive special notice in the Scientific American, and thus are brought widely before the. public with out cost to toe inventor. This splendid paper, issued weekly, elegantly illustrated, has by far the largest circulation of any scientific work in the world. S3 a year. 6 am pie copies sent free. Building Edition, monthly, tl50 a year. Single copies, 5 cento. Erery number contains beau tiful plates, in colors and photographs of new houses, with plans, enabling builders to show the latest designs and secure contracts. Address MUNN CO MtW YoiiK, ati fi&OACWAY . House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of w6rk in his line at reasonable figures. ' Has the -largest house moving outfit' ... ' in Eastern Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181. The Dalles 1 ribune SI. Oregon, "The Regulator Line" He Dalles, PorW sM Astoria Navigation Co". THROUGH Frelgat and Psssenger Line Through Daily Tripe (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Fort land. - Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a, m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalres City. Steamer Dalles City ' leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. .. . l'ABSENUEK KATES. , One way '. .'. . . Raund trip.. ;..?2.00 ... 3.00 :.- "t ' Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brougJU through, witt out delay at Cascades' ; Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. C ALLAWAY, General Agent. B.F. LAUGH LIN, . General Manager. TH E-DALLES, ' OREGON -J-R. A..DIKTRICH, Physician and Surgeon, DUFUJtf OREGON. All professional calls BromDtlv attended o, day and iyght. aprl4 '; THE. CHRONICLE was established for the ex - '. press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying " effect of its mission -is -everywhere apparent. It . now. leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher : man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow stnd .Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re-" " . . . gions north of Tho .Dalles, hence it is the best A .medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. . The Daily Chronicle is published every eve-' " ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per ' annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. Tlo.o Dalles, ' Oregon, fIRST . CAN BE CHRONICLE OFFICE treasonably 'There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jlooi leads on to fortune." . ' . ; Tho poet unquestionably had. reference to the- ;. Clisiirtt Sale oi Firciiirr CariEis at CRANDALL & BURGET'S, Who are sl ting those ' goods out at greatly-reduced rates. . ' MTCHELBACH BRICK, UNION ST. .... ... ..Familiar Faces O. EJ. BAYARD, Late Special Agent General Land Office. Je Ieal Instate, Ioao, Ipjurapee. 9 COLLECTION- ACENCY. "Pn l'pa Yia.viTiy TvrneTr.v li oxr uricli Sail T1. rl s TTnn.ae 4 f V . " Abstract of Title furnished, .will find it to their advantage to call on us. . - We lall-make a specialty of the' prosecution of Claims "aAd Contest, . - 85 Washington St. D. BUNIM Pipe WorK, Till Bepairs id UAESrS TAPPED Chop on Third Street j next door west of Young & Kuss . Blacksmith Shop.- CLHSS no P v n " PI ju liu u hi : 13 liu Ml HAD AT THE Ruinous Rates. t . in, a JVezv Place... J. BARNBTT THE DALLES. OR. UNDER -PRESSURE. Hoofing