LONG PROCESSION of diseases start from a torpid liver and impure blood. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cares ev ery one of them. It prevents them, too. Take it, as you ought, when you feci the first symptoms (lan guor, loss of appetite, dullness, de pression) and you'll save yourself from something serious. In building up needed flesh and strength, ana to purify and enrich the blood, nothing can equal the Discovery." It invigorates the liver and kidneys, promotes all the bodily functions, and brings back health and vigor. For Dyspepsia, ' Liver Complaint," Biliousness, and all Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp Dis eases, it is the only remedy that's guaranteed, to benefit or cure, or the money is refunded. . A kinging noisk in the ears, head ache, deafness, eyes weak; obstruction of J v.X nose, dis- m cnar cs fall ing into throat arc eymr w.; vs.r. .. iir " tarrh. There a medicine that will cure you, no matter how bad yonr case or of how long standing. That's Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Buda-Pesth avoids trolley accidents by having her electrie railroad under ground. Valuable opals, worth from S3 to $10 ler carat, have been found in Owyheo county, Idaho. " Last June, Dick Crawford brought hi twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and being -sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usaal treatment in such cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. I tbn started the father to giving "Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera . and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle of the 25 cent size had been, used,.' a snaTked improvement was seen and its continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe Abe child' life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Ma blow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. lor sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug get. " ' ' Tiru skin of the cactus is air-tight, A marvelous provision of nature to en wlilo ther.e plants to live in a soil where moisture is scarce and under a sun iihat .v.'.orlrt speedily dry up "uu"fnss Cannot h Cared By local applications, aa they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. ZThere is only one way to cure Deafness, nd that is by constitutional remedies. 7eafnepB is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the iEuetachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Dfafnees is the result, aud unless 'the inflammation can betaken out and "this UiIh restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; ninj rasfe out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for ainy case o Deafness (.caused by catari h ' that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Oure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CH ENEY & Co., Toledo, O. JESySold by Druggists, 75c. The New York Observer sucerests that clergymen really ought not to write so illegibly as to provoke the compositors to commit the sin of pro fanity. When Jack calls on Miss Eleanor, He always brings her plenty t Of flowers and chooolate bonbons, which .Most charm the maid of twenty. ' .'And though Sir Jack has skinny arms, And legs as thin as pheasants , How could one blame Mi Eleanor, Who much admires his presents. No woman has any real admiration for 71 man's presence unless the man has a good phrique legs and arms well filled out. Yon can't be "well-looking" if 'you suffer from any of the diseases auwd by a disordered liver or impure blood dyspepsia, biliousness and scrof ulous affections. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical liscovery is a medicine that ures thefe cases. It's the only remedy that's guaranteed to benefit or cure,-in very case, or the money refunded. 2Jedic.il science' stamps it "absolutely potent" as a blood-cleanser, strength restorer aud flesh builder. ; The worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of iiow long ftandingris permanently cured by Dr. Sage's Catarrh .Remedy. M. Uaynai., the new minister of the Interior in the Casimir-Perier cabinet t Paris, is the first Ilebrew to hold an important cabinet rank in France. ' hucklen't Arnica aalve. The best salve- in the world for cute, 'fcruieee, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevex BOree, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, orns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay . required ft is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Prion 25 cents per box. For sal6- by Snipes & Kin rly The Chroniclk is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. . 1 SUPERSTITIOUS POSTALCLEFiKS Mail Sacks That Have Been in an Acci dent Are Sought After. 1 A gToup of railway postal clerks, just in from a run, stood in the transfer of fice at the Pennsylvania station the other morning1, waiting for the cable car to start up in order to get home, says the Washington News.. . "Tell you, felt a bit scary on this trip," observed one of the men as he knocked the ashes from his pipe and glanced at the clock. "What was the matter? Inspector on the car?" asked one. "Flat wheel?" queried another. -'-' "Worse than that. Forgot my red. Left it in the office. First time for six months." "Where did you get yours?" asked the tall man with the sandy beard.' "I've had it a long time. Cub gave it to me, and he got it from the 'Fat Nancy' wreck," was the reply. Just then the whirl of the cable be came audible in the clear morning ah and the mail slingers made- a run for the avenue. , "What's a red?" was asked of a clerk who was still lounging in the room. For reply he opened his valise and drew out a dingy red mail sack. It was a plain canvas pouch, such as is used for mail matter of the lower classes, and, save for the color, did not differ from any one of the 100,000 or so that the government owns. "Once in awhile we have a little smashup, j-ou know,'.' he said, "and oc casionally some of the boys get hurt, or worse. Our cars are pretty danger ous places in the event of an accident, and, if there is any damage, .why, it's usually felt most in the mail or ex press car. It jc-n"t of ten . that they arc serious, but now and then one of the boys gets smashed, and then there is naturally some blood around, and it gets on the mail sacks. ' In the old days the government very considerately used to put such seeks out of use, for you can't get the stain out. Then some genius conceived the notion of dyeing them red, but that only served to mark them. " "Every business has its supersti tions," he continued, "and I guess we are no exception, for some of us have an idea that it is lucky to have a red in the car. I don't know why,. . I'm sure, unless it is on the principle that the same sack will not be in two bad acci dents. . So when one comes our way we freeze onto it, and try to kecrf it handy. "Of course," he continued, rather shamefacedly, "it seems like a queer kind of feeling to have a reminder of that sort around. . but it's all . in the way you look at it, and there are lots of things just as foolish other people do." ' - ' THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. A Sportsman, Sporting Man, and a Sport ' Not the Same Thing:. There were a knot of men standing on a street corner, says the Washington Post One of them had just finished re lating some experiences of a hunting excursion which he had taken the day previous down the river. "Ko you're a sporting man, are you, Jack? I never knew that before, really," said one of his eorapanioh'3., . "No, sir," said the first speaker, "I , am not a sporting man; I am a sports man, but I am neither a sporting man nor a sport." . v "Indeed! And where, pray, is the difference?" "The difference? Why, great Scott, man, there is' as much distinction be tween a sportsman, and a. sport.iug man, and a sport as there is between a doctor, a cannibal, and a thief I"' The speaker glared at the others, but the first man still looked blank. "Pray define it then," he said after a pause. . - - '. "To be sure. It's something that everybody ought to know, but unfortu nately lots of folks never take the trouble to learn those things. -A sports man is a man who' loves sport in its truest sense. At least I so consider it. He is a man who enjoys hunting, fish ing, camping out, and is commonly fond of other athletic amusements in the way of boating, swimming, and the like.' Ho is, pardon my opinion, apt to be a man of gentlemanly in stincts and brains. A sporting man is an entirely different sort of a fellow. He is one who takes an interest in. sports of different sorts, although he may not engage in any of them p.t all. He prob ably plays tho races, drinks hard, takes in all the prize fights, and spends most of his evenings, when there is nothing1 else on hand, playing cards and whoop ing things up. Hut .a sport is on a still lower scale. He is a fellow who thinks he's big potatoes when he's really noth ing but a runt. He need not know any thing about sports or engage in them either. His reputation will be won chiefly by his loud dress, his flirtations with the girls, his hanging around sa loons, and his "general worthlessness. No, sir; there are a good many persons who are proud to be called sporting men or sports, but to call a true sports man by such a term is little short of an insult." ; - . -... - " An'OdorlesR Region. " VIn that country once known as the Great American Desert,' embracing a portion of Texas and Arizona, there are no odors," said a citizen of Dallas to a Cincinnati Enquirer reporter. ''There luscious grapes and many- other fruits grow, especially near the cross timber, country, but there is no perfume; wild flowers have no smell, and carcasses of dead animals, which in" dry seasons are very plentiful, emit, no odor.' It was always supposed to be a treeless plain, upon which no plant could grow or breathing thing could live, but a large par of it is now successfully cultivated, and but for the rarity of the atmos phere, causing the peculiarity -j have named, and the "mirages, which are even mora perfect than in the Desert of Sahara, no one would look upon it as a barren country now. Another singu lar feature common to the desert land is that objects at a great distance ap pear greatly magnified. A few scraggy mesquite bushes will look like a noble forest; stakes driven into the ground will seem like telegraph poles. ". Jew w i weekly T .AND- Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle' Columbia, and ia a thriving, pros perous city. ' ' '' ' . -'' . ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply, oity for an extensive and rioh agricultural and grazing country, its trade,, reaching ait far south as Bummer Lake, a distance .of over two hundred miles: ' .': ; ' '; ' '. The Largest Wool Market. - - The rich gracing country along the eastern 'slope of the Cas cades . furnishes . pasture for- thousands of sheep, the wool from ' which finds market here. - -r - , -. , - : W: ;;. hA: The Dallea is the largest original wool ; shipping . point " in America, about 5,000,000 pounds. being shipped last.year. .- . ITS ' PRODUCTS. ; . : The : salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding ' this year a revenue of thousands of dollars v which - will be more -- than doubled in the near future. '' The products of the -beautiful Klickitat Valley find market "here, and the country southland east has this year filled the warehouses, and all available storoge places o overflowing1 with their products. ; - v -" - " '"' - ITS WEALTH, tt is the richest city of its size on the' coast and its money is stattrred over and is being used to develop more farming country thiiti is trUfbtary to huv other city in Eastern Oregon. Ifes situation' is unsurpassed. . Its climate delightful. Its pos si!.;UHs utivik-jil -i I .. Ite rfsourefw unlimited. -And on thee- J. F. F08D, Evangelist, -. Of Des Mollies, Iowa, writes nnder dt oj . March 28, WW: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., . . Dufur, Oregon. Qentlemen : On arriving home last week, 1 Jound all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Ma. & Maa. J. F. Ford. , . If yon wlh to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and liver Curo, by taking two or three doses each week. ' ' , Bold under a positive guarantee. 60 cents per bottle by all druggists. CfMrVMrS ..". COPYRIGHTS. CAN I OBTAIN A PATENT For a prompt answer and an honest opinion, write to II DSN & CO., who have bad nearly fifty years' experience tn tbe patent .business. Oommunl na tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In-, formation conoernini; Patents and bow to ob tain them sent tree. Also a catalogue oX menhsn. leal and scientific books sent free. Patents taken through Mrom ft Co. receive -special notioeintbe Scientific American, and thus are brought widely before the public with oat cost to the inventor. Tbis splendid paper, issued weekly, elegantly Illustrated, has by far the . largest circulation of any scientlfia work in the world. $3 a year. Sample copies sent free. Building Edition, monthly. S2.50 a year. Single - copies, cents. Every number contains beau tiful plates, in colors, and photographs of new bonses. with plane, enabling builders to sbow the latent designs and secure contracts. Address ' iiUNN &. CO Niw YoiUC 31 Bboadway. House Moving! Andrew Velarde - IS prepared, to do any and all . . kinds of work in his line at ' reasonable figures. Has the -" largest house . moving outfit ' ' in Kastcru Oregon. ' ' ' ' ' .V'" -' -. Address P.O.Box 181. The Dalles ribune Oregon, m Tie Dalles, Mail aid Astoria . Navigation Co. THROUGH Freigat aad Passeoger line Through Daily .Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m.. connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. in., connect ing with Steamer Begulator ' for The Dalles. ..'.' '' ; v PASSKNOKK RATn. One way . . . '. .' . ... ' Round trip. v. . . : ... ...?2jOO .. 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. j All freight ',. except tar lots, will be brought through,, with' out delay at Cascades. , . : Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on.or address,.. : . . w. Callaway. - . Oeneral Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, eeneral Manager. TH E-DALLES. OREGON K. A- DIETRICH, ; Physician and Snrgeonr ' DUFUK, OREGON. ' -. . iflr. All professional calls promptly attend ad e, say ana nujnt. . apris . TheRe nlator L THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex press pm'pose of faithfully,, representing The Dalles -and the surrounding, country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is, everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part' of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re- gions north of The Dalles, hence it is" the beat . medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. r "The: Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted; at 6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. - For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address TH E C H RO N I C LE PU B LI S H I N G CO., Tlie Dalles, Oregon. F1RSTCLKSS wr.'iK CAN BE CHRONICLE OFFICE Reasonably "There is a tide in the ajfairsypf . men which,' taken at its jiooa leads on to fortune." . . The poet unquestionably had reference to the at CRANDALL BURGET'S, Who are selling those go'cvcls. out at. reatly-reduced rates. . MTCHELBACH KKIOK. - -' - : UNION ' ST. . ...... ... Familiar Faces O. E. BAYAKD, Late Special Agent General Land Ojfie. Jl7e Ieal Instate, loap. Ii?su rapee, . couEdTioisr ACEisrcY. - 5C -k. ST Parties having Property they -wieh to Sell or. Trade, Houses to Rent, c Abstract of Title furnished, -will find it to their advantage to call on ns. ,. We. shall make a specialty -of the prosecution of Claims and Cont,ti ' . i , before the TJnitep States Land Office. 85 Washington St. Pi won, Til MAINS TAPPED Chop on Third Street, next doof west of Young & Kuaa .;. - - Blacksmith Shop. if JV. 1 -V a. 1 IK" v r sva mmm HAD AT THE Rainoas Rates. in a JVew, Place::. . ;. J. E. BARNI3TT PXT3XiIO. THE DALLES. OH, UNDER PRESSURE. BUNWEll. pairs ag Doling