CM HI A DISTURBANCE isn't what you want, if your etomach and bowels are irregular. That's about all you cret. thonrrh. with fh XCJI J ordinary pilL It may VJj J relieve you for the mo- in a worse state after ward than before. This is just where Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets do most good. They act m ... nn M ,1 I i I way, very different from III the huge, old-fashioned I N pills. They're not only I pleasanter, but there's 1 Tin rparfmn o f f nm' n vr and their help lasts. One little sugar-coated Pellet for a gentle lax ative or corrective three for a cathartic. Constipation, Indiges tion, Bilious Attacks, Dizziness, Sick and Bil ious Headaches, are promptly relieved and lyJ J They're the smallest, the easiest to take and tho rJt.p.rinest nill i-nii can tuy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is re turned. You pay only for the good you get. fj 3 l 1 It won't do to experiment with Catarrh. There's the constant dan ger of driving it to the lungs. You an have a perfect and permanent cure with Dr. Sage's Remedy. A quaint custom, which has been practiced for centuries, still prevails in Holborn, Eng-land. The time of nig'ht is hourly shouted by the watchman, somewhat in this style: ".Past one o'clock, and a cold, wet morning." Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and being . ickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usual treatment in such cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. I then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one- bottle of the 25 cent size had been used, a . marked improvement was seen and its i-eomtinued use cared the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution' disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. SL T. Mistow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug : .gist. The police census of Brooklyn's uu- ' --employed shows that there are 56,670 ' i persons out of work. The division as xr .esc is as follows: Male, 46,688; fe- male, 9,988. The number of families effected is 18,824. Jeafoe( Cannot le Cured By local applications, as they cannot readh the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, -and that is by constitutional remedies. Peafnese is caused by an inflamed con dition of " the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, aud unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine ca68 out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in ilamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for -any case of Deafness (.caused by catarihx that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CH KNEY & Co., Toledo, O. jESSold by Druggists, 75c. HANGING DESERTERS. Teachkr "I don't suppose anyone of the little boys here has ever seen a whale?" Boy (at tlje foot of the class) "No, sir, but I've felt one." Brook lyn Life. . ; When Jack calls on Miss Eleanor, Ho always brings her plenty Of ilowera and chocolate, bonbons, which Most charm Hie maid of twenty. And though Sir Jack has skinny arms, AndUecs ns tbiu as phcasanla , How coulti one blame Miss Eleanor, Who lnurh admires his presents. No woman has any real admiration for a man's presence unless the man has a good physique legs and arms well filled out.- You can't be "well-looking" if you suffer from any of the diseases caused by a disordered liver or impure blood dyspepsia, biliousness and scrof ulous affections. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a medicine that cures these cases. It's the only remedy that's guaranteed to benefit or cure, in every case, or the money refunded. Medical science stamps it "absolutely potent" as a blood-cleanser, strength restorer and flesh builder. . . The worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of howlortsr standing, is permanently cured by Dr. Sajje's Catarrh .Remedy. M. Raysal, the new minister of the interior in the Casimir-Perier cabinet at Paris, is the first Hebrew to hold an important cabinet rank in France. Bnoklen'a Anne balre. The best salve in the world, for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, aud all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin ersly. . The Chronicle is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. Tragic Incident of the War Between the United States and Mexico. . A tragic incident of Scott's campaign in Mexico was recently told by Gen. McKinstry, a veteran of that war, to a writer in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. The occurrence, as thus graphically re lated, has been g-lossed over or omitted as of no importance by the historians of that plorious march. "At the battle of Churubusco," said the general, "we captured a large num ber of deserters from our service, who were duly tried by court-martial and sentenced to execution by hanging. "The execution of one batch of these miserable creatures by Gen. .Harney was somewhat tragical. In a field near the convent of Churubusco stood trees with crotched tops, along which poles were extended, on which hides were dried by the Mexicans. On these ridge poles some sixty or seventy deserters were executed by hanging. Harney, acting as provost marshal, had charge of the execution. For this purpose an adequate number of six-mule govern ment teams were driven and stationed under the ridge poles alternately, so that the heads of one team stood next to the tails of that adjoining it. The tailboards of the wagons were turned up and on each was placed a prisoner, with a rope around his neck fastened to the ridg'e poles. All this was done and the necessary preparations for exe cution made within sight of the castle of Chepultepec, which at that moment was being assaulted by our forces. The oprerations cf the t roops as they ascend ed the broken ccclivity toward the heights, carrying the redoubts, and clambering over recks, chasms and ravines, under the hottest fire of car non and musketry", were in full view of the condemned. All were kept standing on their scaffolds (the tailboards of the army wagons) during the battle of Che pulteiec (a long time to wait) over two hours. Some of the prisoners were de fiant and impudent, indulging in pro fane and insolent language. Harney said to them: 'Dont be impudent, you rascals. As soon as you see the Mexi can flag come down from Chepxiltapee and our Hag go up you will go up, too.' This was to be the signal pf their doom, and when at length the American flag was unfurled on the castle of 'Chepul tepec a glorious and animating sight to all but these men. a big drum at one end of the scaffold boomed out, and with a yell the drivers whipped tip their mules, and, driving from under the ridge poles, the miserable wretches were left suspended by the neck, with their legs dangling in the air." BRAVE AND CUNNING. How the Mink Steals Fish and Game from Sportsmen Down East. Probably the most cunning of all ani mals is the : mink. Its propensity for stealing is marvelous, and the methods of stealing and hiding the proceeds of its robberies are unique in the history of the lower species. We do not refer here to the depredations of the mink among poultry, for they resort to hen neries onlv when the waters arc frozen tr a supply of fish is unobtainable, says the Lewiston Journal. Two gen tlemen were fishing on one of the rivers of Maine. The fish were quite plenty, and as soon as one was caught it was thrown behind on the grass. After some time one of the gentlemen thought he would take a rest and at the same time examine his. capture. But he could not find a single fish. He charged his friend with having played him a trick, but the friend was as' surprised as he. They now determined to watch their next fish, and their astonishment was unbounded when they saw a mink run from a hole near by, snatch up a fish and carry it off to the hole, where they afterward found their entire capture cunningly hidden under some dead leaves. In the same manner the mink steals game which sportsmen shoot. On one occasion a gentleman shot a wild ditck, but before the dogs could get to it a mink had stolen it, carried it off to a hole in the frozen snow, which one mink had prepared while the other was watching for the opportunity to steal the sportsman's game. Notwithstanding this particular characteristic, the mink is a brave as well as ferocious little fel low, and he is excelled in these qualities only by the ermine. He seems to have a peculiar aversion for the muskrat, and, though the muskrat is generally more than double his size, the mink at tacks him fearlessly, and always wins the battle, 1 after which he drags his dead enemy to some hiding place, as in the cases of the fishes and wild duck. They are found in almost every state in the union, but most frequently in Maine and in the states bordering the great lakes. Mink skins are sold in great numbers by Maine trappers, and are sold for furs under various names. In the Wild and Woolly West. It happened in a saloon in a western town. The usual crowd had congre gated one evening, vhers..'.he propri etor's most profitable customer, who boasted of having been drunk in every state in the union, offered to wager that he could, blinded, tell the name of any drink by tasting it. The offer was taken, and a handkerchief being tied over his eyes the trial began. A half dozen different kinds of booze-producing liquids were hand ed him, and in each case he promptly and correctly gave the name. Finally a quantity- of water was poured into a glass and handed to him, but as he tasted this a puzzled look came over his face. He thought a mo ment, then tasted again; another mo ment elapsed then he remarked: "Boys, I guess I'm stuck. I remember of drinking some of that stuff 'bout ten years ago down in New Jersey, but I'll be hanged if I can remember what they called it. I'll give it up; I'm beat. I know what it is, but I can't think." Fish That Need Mo Water. In Java and Borneo there are two kinds of fish which inhabit the ponds and small freshwater streams. When the water disappears during the hot season these fish burrow into the mud and remain there in torpid condition until the autumn rains begin. York ufeekly Tribune ONLY-$1.75. I HE Wasco County, Oregon, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the hsad of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. J ITS TERRITORY. it is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaohinjj as far south aa Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. : . The Largest Wool Market. The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. . ' . The Dalles is the largest original ' wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding -this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled -in the near future. The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the country south and east lias this year filled the warehouses, and all available storage places o overflowing with their products. ITS WEALTH. It is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is fci.-Kit.erd over and is Ijoing used to develop more farming country than is tributary to any other city in Eastern Oregon. its situation is iiKS'ii-pufwed. Its climate delightful. Its pos si!iilitit im-Mlv!il !ts resources unlimied. And on these -urmT .f-on, -.t.. J. I FORD, Evaielist, Of Dcs Moines, Iowa, writes under dnt ol March 23, 1893: S. B. Mid. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Oentlemen On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. ' Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Hi. & Mao. J. F. Ford. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's wOTk, cleanse yonr system with the Headache and Liver Cnrc, br taking two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. SO cents per bottle by all druggists. "The Regulator Line" Tie Dales, Portland ani Astoria Navigation Co. cMATSJRADE Marks COPYRIGHTS. CAN I OBTAIN PATENT? For a prompt answer and -an honest opinion, write to MUNN fc CO., who have bad nearly fifty years' experience In the patent business. Communica tions strictly confidential. A Handbook or In formation oonoerning Patents and bow to ob tain inem senr. rrea. Also a caiaiuguo u uisuuu leal and scientific books sent free. Patents taken tbrouRh Munn A Co. receive special notice in the Scientific American, and thus are brought widely before the public with out cost to the inventor. This splendid paper, issued weekly, elegantly illustrated, has by far tbe largest circulation of any scientific work in the world. S3 a year. Sample copies sent tree. Building Edition, monthly. tSJO a year. Single copies, iS cents. Every number contains beau tiful plates, in colors, and photographs of new houses, with plans, enabling builders to show tbe latest designs and secure contracts. Address AlUN'N CXX. NEW Toits, Util BaoaDWaY. House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the largest house moving outfit in Eastern Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181. The Dalles THROUGH Freigrii anfl Passenger Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect inptfith Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PAS9BNGKR KAIBs. One way , . . Round trip .2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, ivith ottt delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any . time day or night. Shipments for way landings moBt be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. Fl laughlin, General Manager. THE-DALLES. OREGON JQB. A. PIETKICfl, Physician and Surgeon, DOTOK, OREGON. KST" All professional calls promptly attended o,-day and night. aprl4 GDaoiy andVjeefdy THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex- . press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying . effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 pel annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Frida3's of each week at $1.50 per annum. ' For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., ma.o ISallos, Oregon. FIRST CLHSS 1 rra lit fo) f ull IV t m HIT llii 51 CAN BE HAD AT THE CHRONICLE OFFICE Reasonably Ruinous Hates. '"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jioo leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the Clisto-Om Sale 1 1- Gamete at CRANDALL & BURGET'S, Who are selling these goods out at greatly-reduced rates. MTCHELBACH BRICK. -. UNION ST. .Familiar FaceS in a New Place. C. m. BAIYARD, Late Special Agent General Land Office. J. B. BARNETT J)e leal Instate, Ipai, Ipsuraijee, COLLECTION" ACENCY. . - TARY TUBIjIO. iar ' 1 - - 's i Parties having Property they wish' to Sell or. Trade, .'Houses to Kent, c Abstract of Title furnishedwill find it to their advantage to call on us. We shall make a specialty of the prosecution of Claims and Cont-..ti before the Unitep States Land Office. SSWashington St. THE DALLES, OR. D. BUNNELL, Pipe WorK, Tin Bepaiis pfmg MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss' ' Blacksmith Shop.