Something to Remember, IT you're a weak or ailing woman : inat there's only one medicine so enre to help you that it can be guaranteed. It's Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescription. In building tip overworked, feeble, delicate wo men, or in any " female complaint " or weakness, if it ever fails to bene fit or cure, you have your money back. It's an invigorating, restora tive tonw, a soothing and strength ening nervine, and a safe and certain remedy for woman's ills and ail ments. It regulates and promotes all the proper functions, improves digestion, enriches the blood, dispels Caches and pains, brings "refreshing sleep, and restores health and strength. In all the chronic weaknesses and disorders that afflict wqmen, it is guaranteed to benefit or cure, or the money is refunded. Nothing else can be as cheap. "With this, you pay only for the good yon get. George Hetwood was elected town lerk of Concord, Mass., at the last election for the forty-ffcst time. The " records of the office have been in charge of the Heywood family for more than a century. (Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and "being ickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the -usual treatment in such caees, but with out benefit. The child kept " growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. I then started the father to giving Osi-mberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Eemedy. Before one bottle oi the 25 cent size had been used, a smirked improvement was seen and its continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe Abe-child's life was saved by this remedy.--J. T. Maelob-, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. or-eale by Elakeley & Houghton Drug-1 " . . BLACKlists oi tardy debtors are cir- culated in "Vienna, for the benefit of landlords and other persons likely to be victimized by persons who live be jyond their means. ; Deafness Cannot be Cured By local applications, as they cannot reach .the diseased portion of the ear. 'JThereis nly one way to cure Deafness, "an'3 that is by constitutional remedies. JPeafnees is caused by an inflamed con dition of the -mucous lining of- the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets "inflamed you have a rumbling sound or imperfect Learing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and ithis tube restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever; nine cages out of ten are caused by catarrh, whicii is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (.caused by catarih ' that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. - F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O- , EJSf-isuXa by Druggists, 7oc. ' ' .-Teacher "I don't suppose anyone of the little boys here has ever seen a" whale?" . Boy (at the foot of the class) "No, sir, but IH-e felt one." Brook lyn Life. ' When Jack calls on Miss Eleanor, He always brings her plenty Of flowers and chocolate bonbons, which Most charm the maid of twenty. And though Sir Jack has skinny arms. And lefts as thin as pheasants , . How could one blame Mls Eleanor, Who muuh admires his presents. No woman has any real admiration for a. man's .pretence unless the man has a ood phvtique legs and arms well filled out. You -can't be "well-looking" if you suffer from any of the diseases caused by a disordered liver or impure clood dyspepsia, biliousness and scrof ulous affections. Dr. Pierce's Goiden Medical Discovery is a medicine that cures these cases. It's the only remedy that's guaranteed to benefit or cure, in every case, or the money refunded. .Medical science stamps it "absolutely potent" as a blood-cleanBer, strength restorer and flesh builder. The worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of how loin; standing, is permanently cured . ly Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. "KhvjiixCt ends" were fashionable in the last century. Collections of difficult rhymes were made and idle -writers passed much time in filling up ihe lines. ' ltucklen'a Arinea salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever ores,' tetter, chapped hands, chilblains; corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay 'required Et is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. . Price 25 cents per box. For Bale Dy Snipes & Kin ersly. . Tbe Chronicle is prepared to do all kinds of job printing. THE CURFEW IN CANADA. It Means That Children Must ' Be Vndrr the Parental Roof at Nine O'clock. The curfew tolls the knell of parting day sometimes at eight and sometimes at nine o'clock in several of the towns in this province, says the Toronto Mail. It no longer means-"lights out," but is simply a summons to little boys and rirls M take themselves off the street to the shelter of the domestic '.roof where their" sphere of danger, of bad company and of mischief will be nar rowed, while fuller scope will be given to their capacity for rest. The curfew bell might be looked upon as a piece of socialistic presumption on the part of the municipality, as an encroachment on the inalienable private right of the head of the family to order the affairs ;f his own household. But the moral sense of the town will wink at this el bowing aside of the parent by the mu nicipality. The parent who is jealous of hi.-; prerogative as the ruler, of his children fails to exercise that preroga tive and delegates it to the town when he allows them to be a public nuisance and such a worry to the public The police should not be called upon to render service as nurses to truant officers- They should be left free to keep" adults out of mischief. There is no more vexatious, tantalizing duty than that of keeping track of a com pany of mischievous boys. . , They are likely to absorb the, attention of any policeman who has them on his beat. Consequently, older and worse offend ers are given a freer .hand. Nor is there anything that demoralizes a po liceman more" than that kind of serv ice. He is apt to lose his interest in larger gameand sink into a spy on the conduct of . urchins,"' who will then make it a point to fill up his time with larks, and escapades. The curfew tends to take this strain off the police HFS ORDER. The College President's Injunction Was a IMMcnlt One to Obey. -The speaker who has planned an ad dress for a multitude, and finds himself confronted with but .a single auditor, sometimes fails to readjust his remarks. and the result is apt to be ludicrous. A little story allustrative of this point is told in connection with a former president of the University of North Carolina. i - One day, as this dignified and stately personage was walking about the cam pus, he observed an unlawful assem blage of students at some little dis tance. He did not hasten his steps, but proceeded slowly toward them with his head down and his eyes apparently bent in contemplation of his own boots. When this leisurely proceeding had brought- him to the spot where the students had been gathered, only one young man remained, the others having precipitately departed. The ;president raised , his head and surveyed the solitary culprit with dp parent severity, although the young man always contended that he detected, a twinkle in his keen eyes. . s - "Sir," said the president in a com manding tone, ""instantly disperse to yonr several places of abode!" Difficult though the fea't required cer tainly was, the young man executed it to the best of his abilky bj "dispers ing" without further delay. WOMEN STATION AGENTS- They Are Common In Australia, and Earn from Thirty to Sixty Cents a Day. "I spent two months of last fall in Australia," said a traveler to a New York Telegram man, "and saw some very funny things, butjnothing struck me as more peculiar 'than the lady station agents, who are now quite common, in some parte of the colony. To do the ladies justice, they appear to be per fectly competent to carry out the work assigned to them, and they have a way of answering questions without resent ing each one as' an insult, which is very refreshing. In -some of tbe small stations a- woman; is ,m sole control, operates the telegraph herself, sells the tickets. looks af terwhat little freight ar rives and is shipped,"exercises general su pervision over the train hands and sleeps in a little room either above or .behind her office. None of them seems to be in the least disconcerted or alarmed in consequence of risks which they evi dently run, and, as far as the public is concerned, the innovation is by no means objectionable. But just how these ladies keep body and soul together on the munificent stipend which varies between thirty cents and sixty cents per day is one of those mysteries the solution of which is known only to the ladies themselves and the soulless cor porations which employ them-" X,eeks Vs. Leeks. An old hunter said the other day tha't when he first went up into Michigan and Wisconsin where wild leeks abound, he was surprised to find Tying at the side of his plate at the table a piece of leek about three or four inches long. He did not understand why it was placed there until he tried the but ter, which he found to be almost intol erable from the taste of leeks. lie then followed the example of the others and ate the leek, when he found the butter instantly transferred into just as de licious butter as he ever 4asted. The leeks grow up through the snow, and are the first green thing to be found in the fields and along the streams, and the cows eat them with a relioh; with the resultVhat the butter made from tjjeir milk is strongly scented, and the disagreeable taste can only be .re moved . by fighting it with its oWn weapon, and so leeks . are provided for each plate. v " Clipping of Gold Coins. . A century or more ago the clipping of coins was carried on extensively in England and elsewhere. Gold pieces which had lost more or less of their substance were common then and passed current readily enough. But statutory restrictions have rendered this business comparatively unprofita ble. However, it is still practiced by criminals of great expertness. Gold is almost exclusively "Subjected to such treatment. Some of the processes em ployed are remarkably ingenious. evj Yoif KD N LY The Wasco County; ' . - - '- Oregon, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the hsad , of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. JETS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural , and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles, . . : The, Largest Wool Market. ' The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. ' : . The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping point in America, about 6,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. . ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which - will be more than doubled in the near future. - . ' . , ' . The products of the .beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the country south and east has this year filled the warehouses, and all available storage places to overflowing with -their products. , - , - . '. v ITS WEALTH. ft is xh richest city of its size on the coast andTts money is. scattered over and is losing used to develop more farming country than is trilutjtrv fxHiiy other city in astern Oregon. Its situation is titisiriKsed. . Its climate delightful. ' Its pos jl.ii;tin m-- vi. . -, 1 u rnoure unlinid. And on thesP J. F. FORD, EvanpHst Of Ses Homes, Iowa, writes under date of March 28v 1893: S.-"B. Mid. Mfg. Co.; . Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : On arriving: home last wees, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 3& pounds, ie now well, strong ami vigorous, and well nested np. S. B. Cowgh Care has done its work well. -Both of the children like it.' Yonr S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, wttb greetings for all. WiBhing yon prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Mas. J. . obd. If you wish to leel fresh aad cheeatol, and read; foe the Spring's work, cleans yon system with tne Headache and liter Care, by taking; two ot three doses aaoh week. ' Bold under a positive guarantee. .- 50 cents per bottle by all druggist. 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For advertising rates, subscriptions,' etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., - Tlie Dalles, Oregon. , IIRSTT m3 CAN BE (fe mm u La CHRONICLE OFFICE Reasonably ''There is a tide in tlie affairs . - : . ' - leads on to fortune. - ; j , ' ' ; ' ' -': .. ' . " The poet, unquestionably had reference to the UiSli-UIII Ml i! 11. A MII. SV-. 4 Fnmiinro at CR AND ALL ... ... Who are selling these goods . " Ml CHELBACH BRICK, ... ..Familiar Faces O. E5. BAYARU. ' Late Special Agent General Land Offic. Tl7e Ieal testate, COLLECTION" AGENCY. - KT Parties havine Pronertv thev wish a 1 i j n m -1 1 i i -2 1 1 We shall make a specialty of the . before the -TJnitep 85 Washington St. D: BUN N PiBB'WoiS,rTln Bepairs antt Boonng MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESS lTRE. Shop on Third Street, next CLHSS ; lid "Mil HAD AT THE; . Rainoas Rates. of men--which, taken at its fieo ... V. . - -.- ... & BURGET'S, , out at greatly-red uced rates. . - - UNION ST. in a New Place... ..... J. 13. BARNETT Ipai), Ipsuraijee, USIiIO.-.'- . to . Sell or Trade, Houses to Rent, r J ii. a a 1 - J i. i 11 prosecution . of Claims and Cont-M. States Land Office. THE DALLES, OR door '. west of Young & Kusa' macKsmiui cnop. - . -