X.IKB A Thief iir the Night, Consumption comes. A slight cold, with your system in the scrofulous ondition that's caused by impure blood, is enough to fasten it upon you. That is the time when neglect and delay are full of danger.. Consumption is Lung - Scrofula. You can prevent it, and you can cure it if you haven't waited too long, with Dr. Pierce's Golden Med ical Discovery. That is the most potent blood - cleanser, strength -restorer, and flesh-builder that's known to medical science. For every dis ease that has to be reached through the blood, like Consumption, for Scrofula in all its forms, Weak Liungs, Bronchitis, Asthma, and all eevere, lingering Coughs, it is the only guaranteed remedy. If it doesn't benefit or cure, yon have your money back. The proprietors of Dr. Sage's Ca tarrh Remedy know that their medi cine perfectly and permanently cures Catarrh. To prove it to you, they make this offer : If they can't cure your Catarrh, no matter what your case is, they'll pay you $500 in cash. "George Heywooo was elected town lerk of Concord, Mass., at the last election for the forty-first time. The records of the office have been in charge of the 11 ey wood family for more than a century. (Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and being ickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usual treatment in ench cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. X itren started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle of the 25 cent size had been used, a anarked improvement was seen andits continued use cured the child. Its weakness nad puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe sfche child's life was saved by this remedy. T. Marlow, M. D.f Tamaroa, 111. ot sale by Klakeley & Houghton Drug gist. Black lists of tardy debtors are cir culated in Vienna, for the benefit of landlords and other persons likely to be victimized by persons- who live be jond .their means. Deafness Cannot be Cored By local applications, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, nd that is by constitutional remedies. Peafness is caused by an inflamed con dition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets inflamed you have a rumbling sound or , imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, aud unless ttre inflammation can be taken out and thrS'ttibe restored to its normal condi tion, hearing will be destroyed forever ; nrine cases out of ten are caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an in flamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (.caused by catarih that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O. iEty-Sold by Druggists, 7oc. Teacher "I don't suppose anyone . jf the little boys here has ever seen a whale?" Boy (at the foot of the class) : ".No, sir, but I've felt one." Brook lyn Life. When Jack calls on Miss Eleanor. He uiways brings her plonty Of flowers and chocolate bonbons, which Most charm the maid of twenty. .And though Sir Jack has skinny arms, And legs hh thin as pheasants', How coulti one blame Miss Eleanor, Who much admires his presents. No woman has any real admiration for ai man's presence unless the man has a good phyeique legs and arms well filled out. You can't be "well-looking" if you suffer from any of the dieeases caused by a disordered liver or. impure blood dyspepsia, biliousness and scrof ulous affections. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a medicine that Kr these cases. It's the only remedy that's guaranteed to benefit or cure, in very ease, or the money refunded. .Medical science stamps it "absolutely jotent" as a blood-cleanser, strength restorer and flesh builder. The worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of bow lontr standing, is permanently cured toy Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. "Ehviiino ends" were fashionable in the last century. Collections of difficult rhymes were made and idle writers passed muck time in filling1 up the lines. , Uuckleu'a Arinca salve. The best Balve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, 'orns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required St is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin- ersly. Thk Chroniclb is prepared to do all tinds of job printing. AN ALLIGATOR STORY. Lost Messenger Boy In India Discovered In an Alligator's Throat. "Of all the inhabitants-of the great rivers of India the alligator is the most formidable," said Capt. L. E. Ballou, of London, England, recently, according to the St. Louis - Globe-Democrat. "While I was stationed there several years ago I saw a sight the thought of which always causes a shudder to creep over me. A lady near where I lived had sent a little native boy with a let ter to a friend at some little distance, with the request to send back a reply. Being a trustworthy little fellow some surprise was felt when he did not re turn after a reasonable absence. After waiting several hours with no sign of the messenger, a searching party, of which I was a member, was made up to try to discover his whereabouts. After scouring the country for some time we came to the river bank and a short dis tance away saw a dead alligator lying on the shore with its. great jaws ex tended to their utmost. On examining1 it to discover the cause of so strange an appearance we found to our horror that it had devoured the missing boy, and had attempted to swallow his head whole. This, however, it was unable to do, and had been suffocated in the attempt. The boy's head was still cov ered by his turban, which, when re moved, disclosed the answer to his mis tress' letter, which he was faithfully bringing back. It was supposed that while attempting to swim the river he had been seized by the alligator, as these huge reptiles are very clever in concealing themselves till their victim is well within reach, and then pounc ing on their prey." SCHOOL LIFE IN . ARMENIA. Children Have to Work Harder and Do Not Learn as Rapidly. There arer-two classes of schools in Armenia, private and public. The pri vate schools begin at sunrise and end at sunset. Each child brings a piece of carpet, which he places on the floor, and upon which he sits all day until sunset, when he carries home again his square rug. The children supply their own books, consequently the text books vary from a bible, a prayer book to a newspaper, and when a pupil has learned all in his own text-book he ex changes it with another student, and so on. As a rule, says the Boston Herald, at the end of the four years' course the children leave school scarcely knowing how to read. This is not owing to the lack of intelligence on the children's part, but the result of the defective system in teaching them. The public schools are substantially the same as those in America, with the exception that the sexes are taught- in separate buildings. Religious instruc tion is given in the schools, the church es deeming it unnecessary to support Sunday schools. As all the children are of one faith, there is no religious conflict. The course of study in the schools is very hard, because of the different languages spoken in the sev eral sections ot ttte country. Even the Russian language is studied. In summer the private schools are held out of doors. PURITY OF WATER. Clearness and Tastelessness Are Not Nec essarily Proofs of Purity. The popular standards of the purity of water are clearness, tastelessness and colorlessness, and yet they are in reality less desirable qualities than are softness, freedom from putresciple or ganic matter, and stability in storage. For instance, says the Literarj- Digest,a colorless and perfectly clear frround water, especially when high in ni-' trates, will, if confined in open reser voir, promote and support a more vig--orous growth of organisms and may be come fouled and polluted to a much greater extent than will many surface waters similarly confined and either deeply colored by dissolved vegetable matter, or loaded with clay and sand in suspension. Likewise, a water meeting the requirements of the popular stand ard, but containing much lime and magnesia, particularly in the form of sulphates, is unfit for use in boilers and houses, while a ground water contain ing peroxide of iron will cause much trouble and annoyance by the deposits of iron rust in the distribution pipes, and will prove very unsatisfactory in washing and cooking. GRIPMEN ARE ONE-SIDED. Half of Their Kodies Developed by Hand ling the Heavy Levers. "All the gripmen necessarily must be muscular," said a big Chicago cable train driver recently, "for the physical exertion is great and a weak man could not stand the strain. It's a sort of one-sided trade, though. If a fel low sticks to it long he gets bigger on the right side of his body than on the left, for tlje pulling and pushing, haul ing and jerking are done mostly with that side. I don't know any man who's been at the work long enough to be come really deformed by it, but I've seen many gripmen who were plainly larger, heavier, more muscular on the right -side, especially -in the shoulder, than on the other side. No; I've never seen the phenomenal enlargement the 'gripman's arm,' the boys call it on the left side, for the simple reason that the builders of grip cars don't take left-handed men into their calculations. There are no left-handed grip cars; con sequently there are no left-handed gripmen." Hatha in Japan. Nearly all . American and European visitors to Japan speak with admiration of the public baths of that country In the city of Tokio there are between eight hundred and nine hundred public bathing establishments, each frequent ed daily .by at least three hundred peo ple, who pay for the privilege so small a sum that no one is too poor to afford it. Outside of these baths the Japan ese are much given to bathing in their own homes. They are one of the clean est races in the world. Travelers from the western world frequently express regret that in Europe and America there are no such establishments. Jeu Yost 41 ON LY T HE Dklles Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. The Largest Wool Market. The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenup of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled in the near future. The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the country south and east has this year filled the warehouses, and all nvailaWn storage places overflowing with their products. ITS WEALTH. It is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is nattered over and is Icing used to develop more farming country than is tributary t' any other city in Eastern Oregon. its situation is unsurpassed. Its climate delightful. Its pos-ailil:t.ii.-M iuiU-ni.il-i. . I tn resources unlinied. And on these J. F. FORD, Evanplist, Ot Dcs Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : On arriving home laBt week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept, away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Ms3. J. F. Ford. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two ot three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by ail druggists. J3 TlwrAT? TDIinr. THruS: CATV I OBTAIN A PATENT? For a Srompt answer and an honest opinion, write to 1UNN fc CO., who have bad nearly fifty years experience In the patent business. Communica tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In formation concerning Patents and bow to ob tain them sent free. Also a catalogue of monhan leal and scientific books sent free. Patents taken through Moon ft Co. receive special notice In the Scientific American and thus are brought widely before the public with out cost to the 4nventor. This splendid paper, issued weekly, elegantly illustrated, bas by far the largest circulation of any scientific work in the world. $3 a year. Sample eopies sent free. Building Edition, monthly, $150 a year. Single copies, 25 cents. Every number contains beau tiful plates, in colors, and photographs of new houses, with plans, enabling builders to sbow the latest designs and secure contracts. Address ilUNN CO Haw York, 3ttl Bboadwat. House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of 'work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the largest house moving outfit in Kastern Oregon. . Address P.O.Box 181, The Dalles Weekly Tribune SI. Oregon, "The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, MM and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Fieigtt ana Passeier Hub Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Fort land. Steamer Regulator leaves The. Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill at. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PASSENGER RATES. One way. Round trip. .$2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. , Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings mnst be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments Bolicted. Call on or address, . - W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGH LIN, General tkl&nagrer. THE-DALLES. OREGON D R. A. DIETRICH,.' Physician and Surgeon, DUFUK, OJtEGON. EMf All professional calls promptly attended o, day and night. aprl4 75 C3 he Daily and Weecdy lirnsiinlfi THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex- x press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire.- The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The WeeklyChronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., Tlio XtXXojs, Oregon. FIRST til " lift Ifn 03 U u" CAN BE frTi W lli) L i G H RON! CLE OFF I C E Reasonably ''There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jtooi leads on to fortune." The4 poet unquestionably had reference to the Ciii-flit Si it w ' Clinton l Cami at CRANDALL Who are selling those goods MTCHELBACH BRICK, .Familiar Faces C. 3S. BAYARD, Late Special Agent General Land Office. Jtye leal Estate, COLLECTION ACEN"CY. t ... UaT Parties having Property they wish to Sell or Trade, Houses to Rent, c Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to call on us. We shall make a specialty of the prosecution of Claims and Coritott before the TJnitep States Land Office. 85 Washington St. D. BU INSfSS Pipe Woit Tin Bepaiis MAIN'S TAPPED Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Rust1 ; . Blacksmith Shop. i CLKSS ol ill if JL HAD AT THE Ruinous Rates. & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates. . - - UNION ST. in a New Place... J. EX BARNBTT Ipar?, IpsuraQee, L.XO, THE DALLES, OR. UNDER PRESSURE. and Ooofins