STREET CAES IN ENGLAND Some Interesting Facts , Concern . ing Their Management ' SIX POINTS, rat of many, where Dr. ' Pierce's Pellets are better than other pills: 1. Tliey're the smallest, and eas iest "to take little, sugar-coated granules that every child takes .readily. 2. They're perfectly easy in their action no griping, no-disturbance. - -' 3. Their effects last. There's no .reaction afterwards. They regulate or cleanse the system according to ize of dose. 4. They're the cheapest, for they're guaranteed to give satis faction, or your money ' is returned. You pay only for the good you get. 5. Put up in glass -are always resh. 6. They cure Constipation, Indi gestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick or JBilious Headaches, and all derange ments of the liver, stomach and lowels. ' Jt cures Catarrh in the Head -perfectly and permanently Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. , Overcrowding Is Prohibited by Lav and Charges Are Regulated by the Dis tance Traveled An Admirable '; Time System.: Extravagant Funerals. The late John Jay had this to say in Tiis will about extravagant funerals and the custom of wearing crape as mourningf: "Refrardinff th extrava gance in funerals and ttiourninr as un seemly and burdensome. I wish my funeral to be severely simple: and I ask my. children and grandchildren, whom I thank for their constant affec tion, to observe my wishes in this re tiurd, and let any mourning they may wear for me be mild, inexpensive and without crape." The injunction mipht well be followed by many with; less means than Mr. Jay's family possess. Ostentatious display at funerals and in mourning- is one of the costly and con spicuous follies of the day. "Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. : It had been "weaned at four months old and being '-sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usual treatment in snch cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing . "thlnnpr nnril it weicrheri bnt littla morfl ' than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. I- then started the father to giving ' Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and 3)iarrhoe0 Remedy. - Before one "bottle )fthe 25 cent size had been used, a marked improvement was seen and its continued use cured the child. Its .weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe iChe-dhild'e life was saved by this remedy. .'J. T. Marlow, M. D. Tamaroa, 111. for sale-by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gist. IHeavkjj doth with us as we with torches do; not lipht them for our selves; for if our virtues did not gc Mrth of us, 'twere all alike as if we had Jhem-not- Shakespeare. 'A horse kicked H. S. Shafer, of the Freemyre House, Middleburg, N. Y. on . the knee, which laid him up in bed and caused the knee joint to become stiff. A friend recommended him to use Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which he -did, and in two days was able to.be around. Mr. Shafer has recommended it to many a bruise or sprain. This . fame remedy is also famous for its cures of rheumatism. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. ' MERELY TO AMUSE.. ' "Alt. 1 want," said the opera singer, 4is notes for notes; large notes for Jiigh notes." Vosrue. ' When Jack calls on Miss Eleanor, ' He always brings her plenty -Oi flowers and chocolate bonbons, wbffcU Most charm the maid of twenty. And though Sir Jack has skinny iirms. And legs ms thin as pheasants , How coul ti one blame Miss Eleanor, Who much admires his presents. No woman has any real admiration for a man's presence unless the man has a good physique legs and arms well filled out. You can't be "well-looking" if -you suffer from any of the diseases . -caused by a disordered liver or impure blood dyspepsia, biliousness and scrof ulous affections. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a medicine that -cures these cases. It's the only remedy that's guaranteed to benefit or cure, in -every case, or the money refunded. Medical science stamps it "absolutely .,..,. V.l 1 .u IJ Hill cia n uiwv4-iicciAAaci , nucugliu - restorer and flesh builder ' If the American aldermen would take a few trips on the tramcars of the gTeat provincial cities, say Liverpool, Man chester, Birmingham where the city owns and operates them York, etc., and those of the metropolis itself, he would return to America admirably fortified by experience to renew his at tack upon or his appeal to the street railway cbmpanies of the municipality he in part represents for superior ac commodations for the long-complaining-passengers, .says a correspondent of the Boston Transcript. .' The system ' here is as well-nigh perfect as it is possible to be; and I am not quite certain, but that parliament itself, in granting charters . to various common carrier companies applying for them, makes tlie stipulations which prove so con ducive to the comfort of the traveling public. - - During the past few months I have patronized the . tramcars . and omni buses quite extensively, but thus far I have failed to observe, the least bit of , overcrowding or any delay or in fact a single word on the part of driver or conductor which could by any stretch of imagination be construed as uncivil. In the first place, there is no question' but what the law distinctly states that there shall be no overcrowding; that there shall be so many on a seat not Dne more but if necessary one passen ger may be permitted to stand. This applies to both inside and out. I do not know the reason of the concession, but this is certain, that under this ad mirably arranged order of things the humble or distinguished and exalted can take a penny or two-penny or more expensive ride, preassured that it will not only be without- inconveniences and annoyances but with easa and pleasure. If a conductor' was' to per mit a second person to stand either in side or out he would be instantly re lieved by one of the inspectors on the route who at intervals board the cars to check the way bill, which shows the number of passengers carried during, the journey. The incivility- which one occasionally experiences in American cities of drivers declining to take notice of would-le passengers waiting on t he sidewalk is pracfieally unknown here, for the men know full well that two complaints of this character would cost them their situations. To every passsenger is given a ticket from a package numbered consecutive ly, which must be shown when called for by the conductor, though this very proper jjrovision is rarely exercised, for the young conductor, who is invariabl y a bright fellow, seldom makes a mis take as to who has paid and who has not. In the matter of boarding or alighting from the car the ends of the conveyance are used, but only one at a time. That is to say, the door whef e the driver stands is not used for the time being, the passenger always mak ing his or her exit from the end of the car, and the same upon entering it. In this way any possibility of accident in that direction is avoided. The schedule of time for starting and 'arriving at certain points en route is admirably maintained, and the experienced trav eler knows almost to the minute what time a car will arrive at a certain spot, though the place may be two or three miles from the depot. Wo I really think it may be truthfully said that the en tire arrangements and details of the r.treet car system in . England are as nearly perfect as possible. There is a very important advantage which the passenger has here which the directors of companies in America do not. vouch safe. In Boston, for instance, every passenger pays five cents if he rides for five blocks; here you can go a couple of miles for a penny (two cents). If the average 'Englishman had to pay out five cents for a mile's ride he most certainly would walk. The principle the less the distance the smaller the cost encour ages riding and keeps the cars well filled. A Hard Customer. . - Two hunters in the California Sierras were returning home after a day's hunt, when their dog scared up a panther that took refuge in a tree. Each hunter had four shots left, and the first hunter succeeded in breaking the pan ther's hind leg, but failed to dislodge it. The other man then fired his com plement, with the result of only inflict ing a flesh wound. v ith' ammunition exhausted, and the panther still lash ing its tail in defiance,' the hunters held a consultation, and finally hit upon a plan. Making a running noose in a lariat, one of the men climbed an ad joining ' tree, and, with a long pole, tried to slip the rope over the beast's head. But the panther was too wary, knocking aside the pole every time with his paws. Suddenly the man saw another chance, and quickly slipped the noose over the broken leg and drew it tight. Then he climbed down the tree, and both men began to pull, and presently down : the- panther came. There waste mass of panther, dog, men and clubs, and, when it dissolved, the men and the dog -were pretty-badly scratched, but the panther was dead. - The worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of liow long standing, is permanently cured by Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. ' Cord Wood. 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Bananas are picked green in order that ' they may not decay during the voyage northward, and are ripened in dry, upper rooms, in. which stoves raise the tempera ture, to a more than tropical ardor. It is a banana that remains too long in one of these rooms, or gets too near a stove that is, in ; trade terms, a "baked banana." ' " HE Wasco County, Oregon, The Gate-jCity of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the .Middle Columbia, and i a thriving, pros perous city. . '' " ; ITS TERRITORY. :' It is the supply -city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Ijake, a distance of over two hundred miles. ' The Largest Wool Market. ' ' The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades . furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep; the 'wool' rom which finds market here. , v ". , .- . The Dalles is the largest original wool . shipping . point in . America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last yean . "ITS PRODUCTS. The salmom fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, ' which will be more than dowbled in the near future. ' - - -': The products of the beautiful ' Klickitat valley find market here,' and the country south' and east has this year filled the warehouses, and all available storage places to overflowing with their products. ' . . '. -..."' ITS WEALTH. ' it is the richest city of its size on the .coast and its money is scattered over and islieing used to develop more farming country than is tributary to Jiny other city in- Eastern Oregon. '' ' Its situation is iiirsurpnssed. . , Its climate -delightful. Its pos sln'litics incnliulilil-. I r.s resources unlimited. : And on these II FORD, Evahplist, . Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol .... March 23, 893: S. B. Med. Mfg. 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