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Dr. Erxest Habt, of the British .Medical Journal, declares that cholera will become extinet in the next thirty ' .years because of the rapid advance of -sanitary science. - Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twelve months old child, suffering from I infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and beine sickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the -usual treatment in such cases, but with--out benefit. The child kept growing 'thinner until it weighed but little more vthan when born, or perhaps ten pounds, i then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and .Diarrhoea Kemedy. Before oue bottle -of the 25 cent size had been used, a jtniarked improvement was seen , and its -continued use cured the child. Its v .weakness nnd puny constitution dieap ?. peered and its father and myself believe - the chrld'ti life was saved by this remedy. ...J- T. Mahlow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. i for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drng- gl8t. . A wind blowing at the rate of nine teen miles per hour exerts a pressure . of but one and four-fifths pounds to V the square foot. AhorseYicked H. S. Shafer, of the Freeuiyre House, Middleburg, N. Y. on the knee, which laid him up in bed and caused the knee joint to become stiff. .A friend recommended him to use X3hamberlain's Pain Balm, which he did, and in two days was able to be round. Mr. Shafer has recommended It to many a. bruise or sprain. This -same remedy is also famous for its cures -Of rheumatism. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. A home in which politeness reig-ns is a home from which polite men and women po out; and they po out direct ly from no other. London's debt was increased last year by 1,200,000, and now amounts to 430,011,000. The revenue of the city .for the last fiscal year was 4,623,000. When Jack enlls on Miss Elsanor, He always briiigx her plenty Of flowers and chocolate bonbous, which Most charm the maid of twenty. And though Sir .Tack has skinny arms, And lees mh thin as pheasants', How coulrt one blame Miss Eleanor, Who nmi'b admires his presents. Jfo woman has any real admiration for man's presence unless the man has a good physique lees and arms well filled mt. Yon can't ii "ivfll-lnnfcinr" if you suller irom any of the diseases caused by a disordered liver or impure olooa dyspepsia, biliousness and scrof ulous affections. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a medicine that cures these rases. It s the only remedy that's guaranteed to benefit or cure, iii every casu, or the money refunded. Medical science stamps it "absolutely potent" as a blood-cleanser, strength restorer aud flesh builder. The worst Nasal Catarrh, no matter of -bow lontr standing, is permanently cured by Dr. Sage's Catarrh Kemedy. The Great English Itemedr. Promptly and permanently 'cures all forms of Nervous WeaknesstEmistons, tjperw otorrhea, Jmpotenoy and aU effect of Abuse or Excesses. Been prescribed over 85 y ears In thousands of cases; rfort and After. teteeortyJMUMcandHon. J est medicine known. Ask druggist for Wood's Phosphodlnej If he offers jomt -worthless medicine in place of this, leave his -dishonest store. Inclose price In letter, and -we will send by return mall. Price, one package, 41iSix.es. One trill please, eta tout cure. Pamph let In plain sealed envelope, 2 cents postage. Address The W-ood Chemical Co.. 131 Woodward avenue, Detroit, Jlloh. Sold in The Dalles by Snipes & Kineraly. Notice. All city warrants registered prior to December 3, 1891, are now due and pay able at my office. Interest ceases ajfter tthis date. 1. 1. Bueoet, City Treaa. Dated Dalles City, May 15, 1894. SMUGGLING GOODS 1 O MEXICO. Baled Id New York f or Transportation Across the Texas Border. Passing1 through Hudson street re cently with a friend, says a New York Herald writer,. I chanced to pass the establishment of a firm of "folders and repackcrs" of dry poods. Before the door were a hundred or more little bales of goods, -bearing odd markings, but showing that they were destined for a firm in Texas, doing business in a town near the Mexican line. "Do you know," asked my compan ion, "why those goods are put up in such small packages?" Upon replying in the negative he continued: "They are to be smuggled across the Mexican line. The goods are purchased in their original pack ages and delivered here. The wooden boxes are discarded and the goods subjected to hydraulic pressure and baled. Each bale contains about thirty pieces or half the number of an ordin ary dry goods case. . "The goods are then shipped to Texas, and all marks removed. When all is arranged some night the little bales are slung across the backs of mnles, two bales to each animal, and with an armed escort the train pro ceeds over the border to some dis tributing point in Mexico, where the goods are sold to Mexican traders at a good profit. "Smuggling in this manner is quite extensively carried on between this country and Mexico, the United States getting in return for its dry goods, which are the most - easily handled, cheap Mexican coffee and. cigars. Of course there is a suspicion that the il licit traffic is known to the custom officers of both countries and connived at, but that would be a hard matter to prove." . TALK THE "JARGON." Mixed Ton grucn That German-.Basso-Polish Immigrants Speak. "He talks the jargon" is a remark often made by a despairing interpreter when he attempts to translate the lan guage of an east side witness, says the Philadelphia Press. "The jargon", is a recognized term for. a dialect so -common that it is distinguished by the definite article from all the other numerous jargons known in the city. It is spoken by Hebrews from Poland and Russia. It consists mainly of an imperfect German, with occasional Hebrew or Polish words. Those who have studied its history say that those who speak it are descended from He brews who formerly lived in Germany, and spoke the German tongue. When they migrated to Poland" they preserved among themselves, as far as possible, the German language. It be came somewhat corrupted, but in the main was the language spoken by those who originally left -Germany. The language of Germany itself be came changed in time, and now there is considerable difference between the words spoken by the Polish descend ants of the German Hebrew and those spoken by educated Germans. The difference is' said to be slicrht wlien a few corruptions of the original tongue . are known. Educated Ger mans, however, cannot understand at first the peculiar Polish-Hebrew style. It is now very common in many parts of the great east side, and shopkeep ers there have to learn, not only Ger man, but also "the jargon" of the im migrants from Poland and Russia. FIRST OF HOOFED ANIMALS. Supposed to Have X.lred on Western Pral . rles 500,000 Years Ago. In the rooms of Irof. E. D. Cope, at Philadelphia, the person fortunate enough to gain admission says the St. Louis Republic, may see the creature which all naturalists are unanimous in pronouncing the first representative of the hoofed-animal species. The an imal is not alive, neither is it entire so far as flesh and blood are concerned, but to tus paleontologist, who cares only for the fossilcd bones, the speci men is perfect. It is not larger than a yearling calf, and not nearly so tall, and was found in the Wind river coun try in Wyoming. Prof. Cope named it Thenacodus. primsevus when it was first discovered, giving it as his opin ion that it was akin to a specimen which was found several years ago in France (the paleotherium), and which gave Cuvier and the other naturalists so much trouble. to classify. At the time of the discovery of the French specimen the savants of Europe decided that it was the ancestor of "hoofed critters," but the Wind river fossil, which is easily elistinguished as being a type of the same, is believed to be much more ancient. Cope's curiosity was found in rocks belonging to the eocene period and the time when it grazed on the western prairies has been placed as far back as five hundred thousand years. Every boue i3 perfect and in place, and the specimen could not be purchased for ten thousand dol lars. 4 A Profitable Dream. Tunis must be a capital place for those who live and thrive on the credul ity of their fellowmen. It is said -that a lady there recently announced that she had a dream, which she considered, as a Divine revelation, that whoever drank the water of her cistern .would not be liable to take the cholera, and she offered to furnish the water at a penny a drink. The people thronged to taste the water, and in two days more than twenty thousand persons had paid their pennies,' and imagined that they had obtained immunity from the dread disease. Clerical Presence of Mind. An English paper tells a good story of clerical presence of mind. A curate who had entered the pulpit provided with one of the late Rev: Charles Brad ley's most recent homilies, was for a moment horror-struck at the sight of Rev. Charles Bradley himself in a pew beneath him. Immediately, however, he recovered enough self-possession to be able to say: "The beautiful sermon I'm about to preach is by Rev. Charles Bradley, who I'm glad to see in good health among us assembled here." YorfiWeekly The Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Umpire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. ITS TERRITORY. - It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. . The Largest Wool Market. The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. " The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled in the near future. , The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the country south and east has this year . filled the ' warehouses, and all available storage places o overflowing with their products. , , ITS WEALTH. It is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is ai:atiTcd over and is being used to develop more farming country than is tributary to ny other city in Eastern Oregon. Its situation is imsirpas.se.d Its climate delightful. Its pos sibilities - incnlfiil:ili.tr-. . 1 -s rt-sources unlimited. And on these urnor --ton"-. -In- r mil- J. 1-FORD, Evanplist, . OI Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23, 1898: S. B. Mid. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon Gentlemen On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Out little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Msa. J. F. Ford. 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The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1.50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., J?1olo Dalles, Oregon, FIRST 111 13) lit 0) ill 0) ill o 0 CAN BE CH R ON I CLE OFFICE treasonably ' "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jiooc leads on to fortune" .'if- The poet unquestionably had reference to the Ciii-Oil Sale ol i n at CRANDALL Who are selling those goods M1CHELBACH BRICK, .Familiar Faces O. E5. BAYA R D , Late Special Agent General Land Office. Jfye Ieal Estate, loai?, Iijsurapee, COLLECTION" ACEN"CY. - - - INT O 37 ITTBIjIO. - - Parties having Property they wish to Sell or Trade, Houses to Kent, Abstract of Title furnished, will find it to their advantage to call on us. We shall make a specialty of the prosecution of Claims and Oontesti before the XJnitep States Land Office. 85 Washington St. Pips VorRy Till Bepalrs aqfl Roofing MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. 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