HARD ON STENOGRAPHERS. New York la No Place for tho Idle or Incompetent LOOK AT THE SIZE of the ordinary pill. Think of all the trouble and disturbance it causes you. Wouldn't you welcome some thing easier to take, and easier in its ways, if at the same time it did you more good? That is the case with Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They're the smallest in size, the mildest in action, but the most "thorough and far-reaching in re sults. They follow nature's meth ods, and they give help that lasts. -Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious -Attacks, Sick and Bilious Head aches, and all derangements of the liver, stomach and bowels are promptly relieved and permanently cured. " If we can't cure your Catarrh, wo matter how bad your case or of low long standing, we'll pay you -$500 in cash." That is what is promised by tho proprietors of Dr. :Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Doesn't it ;prove, better than any words could, 'that this is a remedy that cures Catarrh ? Costs only 50 cents. A Celestial Barker." An Egyptian shopkeeper had a deity to whom he offered sacrifice every morning, and whose duty it was in re turn for this reverence to stand in front of the shop during the day, a sort of celestial "barker," and direct the -Attention of the people passing by to the shop and its contents. Johann Stkaxjss, the celebrated com poser of waltz music, is shortly to cele brate his artistic jubilee in Vienna. He made his debut in 1844 at the head ;f a dance band in the gardens at tached to a Viennese restaurant. tLast June, Dick Crawford brought Lis twelve months old child, Buffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been vMeaned at four months old and being '-stefcly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I 'give it the usual treatment in soch cases, but with - ut 'benefit. The child kept growing 'thinner until it weighed bat little more ' than' when born, or perhaps ten pounds. 1 then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and 'Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle of the 25 cent siise had been used, a . marked improvement was seen and its continued use cnred the child. Its vyeakness nnd puny constitntion disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Marlow, M. D., Tamaroa, 111. .far sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gist. The will of Kev. William C. Moseley, -of Newlmryport, bequeaths $50,000 to Harvard college, to endow a professor ship in the medical school. A horse kicked H. S. Shafer, of the CFreemj-re House, Middleburg, N. Y. on 'the knee, which laid him up in bed and -caused the knee joint to become stiff. A friend recommended him to use -"Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which he "did, and in two days was able to be - around. Mr. Sbafer has recommended it to many a bruise or sprain. This game-reiuC'lv is also famous for its cures of rheumatism. For sale by Blakeley & 'Houghton. The gifts to missions of the women of the United States, in only seven de nominations, amounted last year to over one million dollars. A soft, fair skin is the result of pure blood and a healthy liver, to secure which, Ayer's Sarsaparilla is the 'Superior Medicine. Ladies who rely Tipon cosmetics to beautify their com plexions, should make a note of this, bearing in mind that they can't improve upon nature. 'The De Beers Diamond Mining com pany of South Africa has paid itsshare faolders an avcrugre of about 25 per iceDt. yearly profit during the past five ym.Tn. It paid Vi;i per cent, for the first half of last year, and had over 510,000,000 worth of property credited on its balance sheet. Its capital is about. A4l.nno.000. WOOD'S a.-XIOS5XXiOrJIVXi, The Great English Remedy. , Promptly and permanently jl Y'f ? cores all forms of Nervous otorrhea, Impotency and aU effects of Abuse or Excesses Been prescribed over SS years In thousands of cases; efore and After. JorayJMicMecmnm. druggist for Wood's Phoaph odlne ; If he offers sou -worthless medicine In place of tnls, leave his Usnoncst store. Inclose price in letter, and -wewiUsend by return mall. Price, one package, It six, S5. One uHU please, sixwillevre. Pamph let In plain sealed envelope, S oents postage. Address The Wood Chemleal Co., 1S1 Woodward avenue. Detroit, Mich. -Sold in The Dalles by Snipes & Kiners ly. Notice. All city warrants registered prior to December 3, 1891, re now due and pay able at ray office. Interest ceases after this date. 1. 1. Buegkt, City Treaa. Dated Dalles City, May 15, 1894. A High Standard of Proficiency Set by Employers Applicants Are Sub jected to a Thorough .Examination. That New York is the grand center for competent stenographers and e short-lived rendezvous for incompe tents is frankly admitted. Yet, of the estimated thirty thousand stenograph ers and typewriters in the city to-day. the proportion who are a credit to the shorthand profession is said to be sur prisingly small. A veteran phono prapher in touch with the progress of the art recently said: "Here in this city there are every year a legion of young people who commence the study of shorthand through the ill advice of parents or friends, without making the first inquiry into the mental or phys- ical qualities requisite in the make-up of a skillful stenographer; hence it is that only about one person in twenty ever reaches the goal of success." One instructor says much more is ex pected of a stenographer to-day than ever before, and more talent is re quired here in New York city than in any other place he -knows of in this country. , Business men no longer tutor and humor incompetent em ployes, bchools are demanding a higher standard of excellence than ever before. We will not recommend a pupil for a position until he has passed a technically rigid examination in taking- from dictation and properly transcribing all forms of office corre spondence, legal matter in the form of complaints, answers, affidavits, agree ments, testimony, specifications.amend ments and other details. Besides this, we frequently dictate extracts from magazines, newspapers and en cyclopaedias. Only a few years ago the prediction was made that shorthand schools must decrease their production of graduates, or, as a natural result, one of. two things was imminent among shorthand writers a reduction of wages or a raising of the degree of excellence re quired for the obtaining of employ ment. The latter alternative seems to be rapidly approaching. Probably fifty per cent, more shorthand skill and gen eral education is to-day required to hold a good position in New York city than was needed five years ago. When questioned as to this the above in structor said: "Work here is done quickly and sys tematically, and the stenographer who succeeds in this busy metropolis must know & great many things besides having-' the mere ability to make marks and operate a typewriter. He must have education, skill and discern ment, and be able to use shorthand and to typewrite with great intelli gence. One year's training in a busi ness house here is conceded to be as valuable, from a practical point of view, as three years' training in many other large cities. ' "That this fact is rapidly becoming known and appreciated is shown by the steadily increasing number of young people who come here from a distance to learn and practice the art. They come to this city from Florida, Kansas, California. Cuba, Spain, and, indeed, from all over the world: yet, despite this great influx, salaries here range higher than in any other part of the country. In Chicago, for instance, many stenographers last summer ac cepted positions at three or four dol lars less per week than they would re ceive here. Our best short-hand schools now re quire an entrance education. Candi dates for admission are closely exam ined in spelling, punctuation, penman ship, English composition, geography and many other vital points, and there is no hesitancy in rejecting any appli cant who is disqualified. Only a few years ago the average speed necessary to answer the requirements of an amanuensis was seventy to ' one hun dred words per minute, while at the present time a rate of less than one hundred and twenty words per minute is deemed inadequate. "Of high-grade stenographers," said Mr Snyder of the Remington bureau, "there is not half enough to meet the demands. Through this agency alone, three thousand stenographers and typewritists were last year recom mended to paying positions. Of this number, probably two-thirds were young women. "It is curious to note," he added, "that the young men who come to New York from the country meet the re quirements far better than those who are residents of the city. The former "come here with a definite aim and pur pose, look upon their position and sur roundings more 6eriouslyl and work with much greater earnestness and sin cerity." She Lines to Get Even. "If there is one thing more than an other thatpleases me. it is to get even with a grumpy man," said a bright girl in our hearing the other day. "The other nipht a man and I were out walk ing and he asked me into a drug store to have some soda. Before we ordered he asked the proprietor it he could change a ten dollar bill and that indi vidual snapped out 'No' as though my escort had insulted him. Leaving me seated there, my man friend went across the way, where -he secured the change right readily, and when he came back we sat down to vanilla soda and lemon phosphate. When every drop was gone fifty cents was offered in payment, and I was just tickled to death when the cross old thing couldn't change that either. There we were in two drinks and the crabbed druggist had to see us depart without his pay. My friend wanted to go back and pay him later, but I told him if he did I would never speak to him again. Oh. it was just lovely," said the little vixen, as she showed her white teeth as they snapped together on . a choc olate caramel and beamed in vicious glee over the memory of one poor man's discomfiture. Philadelphia Times. fay Yor ONLY T HE Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and ia a thriving, pros perous city. ITS TERRITORY. . It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. The Largest Wool "Market. 7 The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep,' the wool from which finds market here. The Dalles is the largest original wool . shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled in the near future. The. products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the. country south and east has this year filled the warehouses, and all available storage places to overflowing with their products. ITS WEALTH. 1 1 is the richest city of its size on the ' coast and its money ia BMait&ered over and is being used to develop more farming country than is tributary to any other city in Eastern Oregon. Its situation is unsurpassed. Its climate delightful. Its pos sibilities innirul.-i " 1 rs l-nsources unliipifed. And on thes 'trnr -r.o!ii-i r ui.t... - J. F. FORD, Evangelist, Of lies Moines, Iowa, writes tinder date 01 March 28. 1893: S. B. Mid. Mfg. Co., Irafur, Oregon. Oentlemen : On arriving, home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. 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