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ICXK." The Dalles, Oregon.
THURSDAY,
JULY 12, 1894
a OATS THEY WILL BE.
The Mazamas are going to climb Mt.
Hood, storm it as it were from all sides,
the morning of the 19th, or next Thurs
day. To be more exact, we should have
eaid that a number of ladies and gentle
men will make the ascent that day, for
they will only be Mazamas when they
get there. The organization will be per
fected on the summit, those there on
the day and date named being the orig
inal and charter members. As a Ma
zama is nothing more nor less than an
ill emelling goat, we fail to see why so
much effort should be expended to
prove what is probably evident to the
friends and acquaintances of the to-be
Mazamas. We further suggest that the
genuine mazama stops near the snow
line. Those that go higher develop
traits of character that entitle them to
be classed with a better known animal
whose ears are like unto those of a
rabbit and whose song is as the sough
ing of a cyclone when it goes forth to
sough. Miss Fay Fuller of Tacoma, who
ascended Mt. Ranier, is to be one of the
.goateese?, and Mr. T. Brook White, who
will part his name in the middle to
catch his balance before he starts up,
will be another. H. D. Langille, yclept
Doug, for short, one of the genial hosts
of Cloud Cap Inn, and who has been on
top of the mountain as often as anyone,
will herd the Angoras who make the
ascent by way of "the finger," on the
east side. Doug, is young and hasn't
whiskers enough for a mazama, but
when we saw him on the Fourth he was
putting cold cream on his chin and try
ing to raise a goatee to entitle him to
membership. We hope he will make it,
otherwise he will climb as a kid. It
will be a jolly party though, and every
body that gets there will have a high
old time. Indeed, one cannot help but
wonder if vhen Miss Fay Fuller is
finally received into the first rank goat
rank if she won't then be "Fuller'n a
goat?"
COULD NOT BE CORRUPTED.
Mr. Debs says that Havemeyer has
corrupted the United States senate.
Mr. Debs is as badly mistaken in that
statement as he is in many of hia other
positions. Mr. Havemeyer did not cor
rupt the senate. There was no trifling
with the affections of that courteous
body. Mr. Havemeyer simply pur
chased in the open market, not the
virtue of the senate, but its lack of it.
He purchased in the open market that
which required not the wiles of the
seducer. The high sense of virtue, op
pressive dignity and owl-eyed aping of
wisdom, pertaining to the great Ameri
can side show, would deter even so
sweet a wooer as Havemeyer from fool
ing with the alleged virtue of the old
beldam. The senate did not require
corrupting, for by corruption most of
them became senators. Besides from
the time honored submission to the
commands of "senatorial courtesy,
most of them have become political
"courtesans." And then'suppose all Mr.
Debs says is true. Is that any reason
why by a strike the business of the
country should be paralyzed? If Mr.
Dbs feels so keenly the loss of virtue by
the senate, he should go gunning for
Havemeyer, and not for the farmer,
laborer and businessmen of the country
We fail to see any reason why Mr. Debs
should tweak the nose of the industries
of the country, or twit the common
people over the fact that the United
States senate had, so to speak, put red
window curtains in the senate chamber
windows.
HOW DO THEY KNOWt
An Ohio editor pays hay fever is
caused hy kissing erasa widows. A
Missouri editor says it is caused by the
b nixing a ieuow Dy moonlight.
An Iowa t-ditor says it is caused by kiss
iiili the hired girl when she is feeding
hay to the cow. and an esteemed Kan.
hh exchange is of the ODinion that it
is caused by missing the girl and kissing
th- cow.
The above item is going the rounds of
the press, and so, in the interest of the
fraternity, and to protect the good name
of editors in general, we would like to
know how our fellow-scribblers obtained
their information, especially , the last
one. An editor - that would miss a girl
nd kiss a cow, even in the dark, de
serves to be cnt off from association
with the upright.
GOOD SENATORIAL TIMBER.
They have lots of fun,down in Ken
tacky ovt an election. Congressman
Bieckinridge has been stumping the
stute for two month, closely followed
by other speakers of his own political
faith, but differing from him on matters
of morals and religion. One would think
to read of the-immense meetings that a
regular campaign was being conducted,
but eu:h is not the case. The battle is
only for the nomination. Were it not
for the fact that a democratic nomiua-
tion is equivalent to an election, 'one
would hope tat the doughty coloDel
be defeated in order that the country be
not talked to death. With all the great
Kentucky orators' peculiar ideas of
morality it is easily Been that his native
Btate ia missing a rare . opportunity of
providing herself with a guilt-edged sen
ator. Breckenridge would fit the upper
bouse. ;
PERSONAL MENTION.
Mr. D.V. Bailey passed through on
his way to Pendleton this morning.
I. C. Darland, Goldendale's genial
postmaster, was in the city last night. -
"Mr. R. B. Wilson, general freight
agent of the Northern Pacific, registered
at the Umatilla last night.
Mr. Wallace I.. Whitmore arrived
from Portland last night. He is taking
his race horses to Montana.
Mr. C. H. Gilbert of Palo Alto, Calif.,
accompanied by K. Otaki, both pisca
torial sharps, are visiting tne nsneries
here.
Mr. Claude Cooper has accepted the
position of steward on tne steamer
Almota, going up to assume his duties
last night. i
D. Cameron came down from Spokane
last night, bringing with him mteen
bridge carpenters. They all went down
to Mosier this morning to assist in re'
pairing the O. R. & N. track.
A Lender.
Since its first introduction, electric
bitters has gained rapidly in popular
favor, until now it is clearly in the lead
among pure medicinal tonics and alter
natives containing nothing which per
mits its use as a beverage or intoxicant,
it is recognized as the best and purest
medicine for all ailments of stomach.
liver or kidneys. It will cure sick head
ache, indigestion, constipation ana drive
materia from the system. Satisfaction
guaranteed with each bottle or the
money will be refunded. riceoniy otic.
per bottle. So'd by Snipes & Kinersly.
WORTH YOUR WHILE TO READ.
Coal is dearer in South Africa than
any other part of the world; it is
cheapest in China.
A Canalian court has defined the
word "boodler" to mean "the very
meanest class of thieves."
W. H. Nelson, who is in the drug
business at Kingville, Mo., has so mucl;
confidence in Chamberlain's Colic, Choi
eca and Diarrhoea Remedy that he war
rants every bottle and offers to refund
the money to any customer who is not
satisfied after using it. Mr. Kelson
takes no risk in doing this because the
remedy is a certain cure for the diseases
for which it is intended and he knows
it.- It is for sale by Blakely & Houghton
The old Jefferson Davis mansion in
Richmond is to be used as a museum
for relics of the confederacy.
Sufferers from chills and fever, who
have used quinine as a remedy, will ap
preciate Ayer'8 Ague Cure. This pre
paration, if taken according to direction,
is warrsnted a sure cure. Residents in
malarial districts should not be without
it.
South Africa is having- the hottest
summer known in fifty years. During
the early part of last month the aver
age shade temperature at Cape Town
was 90 to 95 degrees, the heat in the
sun ranging- from 130 to 150. ,
When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Hiss, she clung to Castoria.
When sne had Children, she gave them Castoria.
Malaria In any of Its Forms,
Chills and fever, congestive chills, can
be prevented or cured by the use of
Simmons Liver Regulator, a purely veg
etable medicine, superior to calomel and
quinine.
Whiskers that are permanently gray
or faded should be colored to prevent
the look of age, and Buckingham's Dye
excels all others ia coloring brown or
black. -
Hall's Vegetable Sicilian Hair Re
newer has restored gray hair to its ori
ginal color and prevented baldness in
thousands of cases. It will do so to you.
. Apk your grocer for Farrell & Co.'s
sweet clover honey, rock candy drips
and Puritan maple syrups. These
syrups guaranteed pure.
Ask your grocer for Farrell & Co.'s
table syrups sweet clover honey, rock
candy dripj and Puritan maple.
Farrell & Co.'s table syrups are easily
digested by children.
The Chronicle prints all the news.
Pnt on Your Glasses and Look at This.
From $100 to $2,000 to loan. Apply to
Geo. W. Rowland,
113 Third St, The Dalles, Or.
Subscribe for Thb Chbonicli.
Ad. Ktller is now
located at W. H.
Butts' old stand,
and will be glad
to wait upon his
many friends.
clear' fit f long
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MENTAL!
ENERGY
AVPR'Q
Sarsaparilla
' S. P. Smith, of Towanda, Pa.',
whose constitution was completely
broken down, is cured by Ayer'o
Sarsaparilla. He writes:
" For eight years, I was, most of the
time, a great sufferer from constipa
tion, kidney trouble, and indiges
tion, so that my constitution seemed
to he completely broken down. I was
induced to try Ayer's Sarsaparilla, and
took nearly seven bottles, with such
excellent results that my stomach,
bowels, and kidneys are in perfect con
dition, and, in all their functions, as
regular as clock-work. At the time
I began taking Ayer's Sarsaparilla, my
weight was only 129 pounds ; I now Ian
brag of 159 pounds, and was never in so
good health. If you could see me be
fore and after using, yon would want
me for a traveling advertisement.
I believe this preparation of Sarsaparilla
to be the best in the market to-day."
Ayer's Sarsaparilla
Prepare by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Cures others.will cu re you
Bids Wanted.
To All Whom It May Concern :
Notice ia hereby given that by order
of the (jommon Uouncil of PallesUity,
made and entered on the 7th day of
July, 1894. sealed bids will be received
at toe ottice of the undersigned until
Friday, July 13th", 1894, at the hour of 4
o clock p. m. of said day, for the. con
struction of all crosswalks to be built bv
the city (except those on Second street)
until July 1, 1895. Said cross w a ks to
Deconstructed ia accordance with the
plans and specifications now on file in
the ottice of the undereiened.
No bid will be received unless the
sameis accompanied by a good and suffi
cient bond in the snm of pne hundred
dollars conditioned that the bidder will
accept said bid for the price named
therein in case said contract shall be
awarded to him. The right to reject,
any and all bids is hereby reserved.
Dated at Dalles City, Oregon, this 9th
day tf July, 1894.
Douglas S. Dufur.
Recorder of Dalles City.
5t
KoEBiXB the ostrich of its feathers is
a cruel operation. The feathers are
imbedded so tig-htly in the flesh that
each quill is covered with blood when
it is wrenched out.
The modern Jack Horner.
"Little Jack Horner sat in a corner,
Eating a Chri-imas pie;
He put in his thumb and pulled out a plum,
And said: "What a good boy am I!' "
But little Jack Ilorner became a deep mourner
When older ne grew and a elutton.
Fo- his liver, I'll state, was like a dead weight,
As be drank wine aud ate too much mutton.
Poor Jack's time of grief, however was brief,
And of hic.ne-s he ceased to be feaiful:
For a boon friend said "Well let's try Pierce's
Pelle-s,"
A nd with good livers both are now cheerful.
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, abso
lutely effective in cases of sick headache,
constipation, indigestion- and all de
rangements of the stomach and bowels.
Satisfaction guaranteed. I
$500 rewad offered for an incurahle
case of Catarrh by the proprietors of Dr.
Sage's Remedy. 50 cts. ; by druggists.
Kindness in women, not their beau
teous looks, shall - win my love.
Shakespeare.
No fountain is so small but that
Heaven may be imaged in its bosom.
Hawthorne.
Deafness Cannot be Cured
By local applications, as they cannot
reach the diseased portion of the ear.
There is only one way to cure Deafness,
and that is by constitutional remedies,
rieafness is caused by an inflamed con
dition of the mucous 'lining of the
Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets
inflamed you have a rumbling sound or
imperfect hearing, and when.it is entirely
closed Deafness is the result, aud unless
the inflammation can be taken out and
this tube restored to its normal condi
tion, bearing will be destroyed forever;
nine cases out of ten are caused by
catarrh, which is nothing but an in
flamed condition of the mucous surfaces.
Wa will give One Hundred Dollars for
any case of Deafness (.caused by catanh'
that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh
Cure. Send for circulars, free.
F. J. CHENEY & Co., Toledo, O.
s""Sold by Druggists, 75c.
Notice to Property Owners.
Notice is hereby given that all filth,
rubbish, stone, and obstructions of
every kind and. nature nust be removed
from the streets and alleys immediately ;
and also all buildings which have float
ed out into the alleys and streets must
be removed, as the same are liable to
cause a conflagration.
Unless this notice is forthwith com
plied with, I shall proceed to clean said
streets and alleys as herein ordered at
the expense of the property.
Dated at Dalles City, Or., this 10th
day of July, 1894.
V. A. Maddron,
Street Comuiinuioner.
1 Im I IM;
I STRONG 1
USOJNERVES
e& MTri'-- ""nirfy- j
ere It Our HaSit '
To Always Employ
in advertising the most emphatic statements and claims possible,
, , we could say some Dig truths about our
Dry (Jood$, lotfyir;, laees, Embroideries,
v
Conscious, however, of our strength and superiority, and know
ing the high intelligence of our patrons, we are content to
modestly tell of the new styles which we are now showing.
How Russians Destroy Rata.
The following- is said to be the Rus
sian method of destroying- rats, and as
it appears to be an effectual one those
who are annoyed with these animals
are recommended to try it. Catch in a
wire trap fifteen or twenty large rats
(feed them in an extra trap or wire
cage until yon have the required num
ber); then cease to, feed them. They
will soon become- ferocious and fifrht.
kill and feed upon one another. When
only six or, eight remain, turn them
loose. - Accustomed to feed upon their
species they will hunt and destroy
numbers.
All county warrants registered prior
to August 1, 1890, will be paid on pre
sentation at my office. Interest ceases
after July 12th. Wm. Michei.l,
County Treasurer.
Cord Wood.
We again have an abundant supply of
dry fir and hard wood for immediate
delivery at the lowest rates, and hope to
be fayored with a liberal share of the
trade. "" Jos. T. Peters & Co.
For Collo and Grab,
In my mules and horses, I give Simmons
Liver Regulator. I have not lot t ne
I gave it to.
E. T. Taylor, Agt. for Grangers of Ga.
Cheap Wall Paper.
Over - 50 patterns, new and desirable
designs, with borders to match, at very
low prices. Jos. T. Peters & Co.
tjull. ,
Wanted.
A good gul; one who can do general
housework. . C. L. Richmond
Feed wheat for sale cheap at Wasco
Warehouse. tf.
PROFESSIONAL.
H. RIDDELL Attobnky-at-Law Office
Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon.
. b. DuruB. run nunni.
DO FUR, s MKNEFKK Attorneys - ai
law Rooms 42 and 43, over Post
nice Building, Entrance on Washington Street
"he Dalles. Oregon.
l a. BENNETT, ATTORNE Y-AT-LAW. Of
. V. lice In Schanno'a building, op stairs. The
alien, Oregon.
B. S.HUNTINGTON. H. B. WILSOIt.
HUNTINGTON & WILSON Attobkkyb-at-law
Offices, French's block over -nstNa-uuual
Bank Dalles, Oregon.
H. WILSON Attornt-at-law Rooms
French St Co.'s bank building, Second
xreet, 1'he Dalles, Oregon.
T SUTHERLAND, M. D., C. M. ; F. T. M. C.
SI. C. P. and S. O., Physician and Bur
geon. Rooms 8 and 4, Chapman block.
Residence Mrs. Thornbury'B, west end of Second
street.
DK. EbUELMAN (Homeopathic; PbybiciaB
and Surgeon. Calls answered promptly
lay r night, city or country. Ottice No. 86 and
'.Chapman block. wtf
DK. O. D. DOANE physician and sdb.
eiON. Office; rooms 6 and 6 Chapman
nock. Residence: 8. E., corner Court and
Fourth streets, sec nd door from the corner
ace hours 9 to 12 A. M., 2 to 5 and 7 to P. M
DsilDDALL Dentist. Gas given for the
painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
t on flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign oi
ne Golden Tooth. Second Street.
SUClKTIBs.
WASCO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. fc A. M. Meets
V V first and third Monday of each month at 7
M.
DALLEU ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6.
Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday
f each month at 7 P. M.
MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD.
Mt. Hood Camp No. 59, Meets Tuesday even
neof each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7:80 p. m.
COLOMBIA LODUE, NO. 6, 1. O. O. F. Meet
every Friday evening at 7 :S0 o'clock, in K
if P. hall, corner Second and Court streets,
tojouming brothers are welcome.
3. Olough. 8eo'y. H. A. BIIX8.N. G.
FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. ., K. of P. Meet
every Monday evening at 7:80 o'clock, in
-ichanno's building, corner of Court and Second
treets. Sojourning members are wdill In
T.ted. W. L. BRADSHAW,
D. W.Vausbj, K. of R. and p. V. C.
VdSEMBLY NO. 48-27, K. OF L. Meets In K
of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes
lavs of each montb at 7:80 p. m. '
lITOMEM's CHRISTIAN TEMPKRENCt
V f UNION will meet every Friday afternoon
t o'clock at the reading mom. A 11 are invited
THE DALLES LODGE .o. 2, I.O.H.T. -Regular
weekly meetings Friday at 8 P. if., a'
K. of P. Hall. J. 8. Wimzijek, C. T.
Dinsmobb Parish, Sec y.
rEMPLE LODUE NO. 8, A. O. U. W. Meel
in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers, en Second
rreet, Thursday evenings 7 :3U.
C. F. STEPHENS,
W. 8 Mtbm, Financier. M. W
J AS. NESMITH POST, No. 82, U. A. K. Meet
every Saturday at 7:80 p. M., In the K. of P
lalL
AMERICAN RAILWAY ONION, NO. 4"i.
Meets second and fuurth Thursdays each
montb in K. of P. hall. J. W. Ready,
W. H. Jones, Sec . Pre.
I OF L. E. Meets every hiinday afternoon in
t. the K. of P. Hall.
, i E3ANU VEKE1N Meeu every
I T evening n the K. of P. Hall.
DIVISION, No. lt7 Meets 111
15. tC. of P. Hall the first and third Wednes-
lav of each month, at 7:3u p. m
WE ARE BACK
At the old stand, and ready to supply our
customers "with anything in the line of
wiwi Tiiweji S
Implements, Etc.
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Everything in our line..:
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New - Umatilla- House,
. THE DAIXES, OREGON.
SINNOTT &. FISH, PROP'S.
Ticket and Baggage Office of the TJ. P. E. E. Company, and office of the Westers
Union Telegraph Office are in the Hotel.
Fire-Proof Safe for the Safety of all Valuables.
LAHGEST : AND : FINEST : HOTEL : IN : OREGON.
3D- '7Um.
Successor to Paul Kreft & Co.
DEALER IN
PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS.
And the Most Complete and Latest Patterns and Designs in
WALL PAPER. WALL PAPER.
PRACTICAL PAINTER and PAPER HANGER. None but the best brands
of J. VV. MASURY'S PAINTS used in all onr work, and none but the
mopt skilled workmen employed. Agents for Masury Liquid Paints. No chem
ical combination or soap mixture. A first-class article in all colors. All orders
promptly attended to.
Store and Faint Shot) corner Third and Washington Sts., The Dalles, Oregon
THE CELEBRATED
COLrJMBI BREWERY.
AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r
This well-known Brewery ia now turninu out the best Beer and Porte
nut of th CaHiWAles. Thn latest appliances for rhe manufacture of good health
ful lor ri.ivi. U-r inrrunt't-i. find on r't--r ti rut. xrticl will ha p'stml OB
Banner's Restaurant
Is again opened at
THE OLD STAND
rVffiflliS COOKED TO OHDEtfc
And everything the market affords
couBtautly on hand.
Party Suppers a Specialty.
Come and See Us.
L. L. BRANNER, 87 Second St.
ESTRAYED.
From Hood River, one Brown Here, branded
5 T on left hip. Anyone finding or hearing of
such a mare will be liberally rewarded by send
ing mo word- J K. HAND.
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T J3.
John Pashek,
The Merchant Tailor,
76 Court Stvact,
Nextsdoor to Wasco Sun Office.
jCaW Has Just received the latest styles in
Suitings for Gentlemen,
and hs a large assortment of Fort iga and Amor
Ica Cloths, which he can finish To Order for
those that favor him.
Cleaning and ftepaMng a Specialty.
PHOTOGRAPHER.
Chapman Block, The Dalles, Oregon.
I have taken 11 first prizes. .