FROM MEAD TO FOOT you feel the good that's done by l)r. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis cover'. It purifies the blood. And through the blood, it cleanses, re pairs, and invigorates the whole system. In recovering from " La Grippe," or in convalescence from pneumo nia, fevers, or other wasting dis ea6es, nothing can equal it as an appetizing, restorative tonic to build up -needed flesh and strength. It rouses every organ into natural ac tion, promotes all the bodily func tions, and restores health ana vigor. For every disease that comes from a torpid liver or impure blood, Dys pepsia, Indigestion, Biliousness, and the most stubborn Skin, Scalp, or Scrofulous affections, the "Discov ery " is the only remedy so certain that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. is perfectly, per manently, posi tively cured by Dr. Sage's Ca tarrh Remedy. The nronrietors of this medi cine prove that by their offer. It's $500 cash for a case of Catarrh which they can't cure. EXTRAOK.JlrJA3Y VITALITY. The I-nnjrevicy of Tuiidj hiI FriiRt Said to The porsisto'KV i.f life in frujrs is very lotijr. !-'all:mza:ii pre.xervoii sonic fioj" in a rr.u-.!. of snow for two yrarn. ,T1k-y hvcame dry, stiff awi silniost. friablo. 1m'., a g-raJuHl luv.it brought tlir.ni hack to Hf Vr.lpian ibservifl a rot urn of life in frojft si ml JMilaina fra that lial hwii poison. with .eura-U and nicotine. In lolli fasss V-i'i anh iat i:t ueution lisnl heon Tor several (.lavs in tlic condition of cdavorss. Tosuto Lave Iwen shut up ia Modes of plaster, and then, liavinpr lcen deprived of all air except what may pne! ru.te throug-h the material, and of all Kourees of fund, resuscitated several years afterward. The question presents 01:0 of the most curious prob lems that liolo;rieal science has been called ou to explain. The longevity and vital resistance of toads are sur prisinjr. Hesid'.::? the experit'ients we have cited, nature soraetiines presents some already made, and vastly more astonishing. Toads are saiil to have lecn I rand in rocks. Such cases are rare, but it would be us unreasonable to doubt them as to believe in some of the miraculous explanations that have fcoen made of the matter. The phe no'.rienon i-; marvel us, it is true. :nt it is supported by evidence that we are mot itble to contest: and skepticism, which is incompatible with science, will have to disappear if rigorous ob servation shall confirm it. If human dwelling's were constructed on the same proportionate scale as the anthill of Africa private residences would be a mile hiph. Last June, Dick Crawford brought his twe ve montlis old child, suffering from infantile diarrhoea, to me. It had been weaned at four months old and being ickly everything ran through it like water through a sieve. I give it the usual treatment in such cases, but with out benefit. The child kept growing thinner until it weighed but little more than when born, or perhaps ten pounds. I then started the father to giving Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. Before one bottle ol the 25 cent size had been used, a marked improvement was seen and its continued use cured the child. Its weakness nnd puny constitution disap peared and its father and myself believe the child's life was saved by this remedy. J. T. Maki.ow, M. D., Tainaroa, 111. for sale by Blakeley & Houghton Drug gist. The foit. seasons Pepper, mustard, salt and vinefjar. Alias means "otherwise" e. e., he was tail but she was alias. A horse kicked H. S. Shafer, of the Freemyre House, Middleburg, N. Y. on the knee, which laid him up in bed and .caused the knee joint to become stiff. A friend recommended him to use Chamberlain's Pain Balm, which he did, and in two days was able to be around. Mr. Shafer has recommended it to many a bruise or sprain. This ame remedy is also famous for its cures of rheumatism. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. Of 15,000 persons one arrives at the age of 100 years, of 500 one attains the ape of 00, and one in 100 lives to the age of 00. WOOD'S i'HOSPnODIJfii The Great EnelUh Remedy. Promptly and permanently cares all forma of Nervous I Weakness, Emissions, Sperw , atorrhtcL, Impotcncy and. all effect of Abuse or Excesses, Been prescribed over SS tyearsin thousands of cases; druggist fur Wood's Phosohodlnet If offers some worthless medicine in place of this, leave his tliiihoncst store, inclose - price la letter, and we wi:l send by return mall. Price, one package, $1; six, 5. One -will please, six Witt cure. Pamph let la plain sealed envelope, 2 cents postage, ddrewi The W-ood Chemical Co., 1C1 Woodward avenue, Detroit, Mich. Bold In The Dalles by Snipes & KiueisJy. MR m3 UREWSOME SIGHTS IN A MINE. Tbe Trip Down m leep Shaft Foil of Thrill to the Tenderfoot. Going; down into the mine is indeed a thrilling experience and one rather overwhelming- to the "tenderfoot," says a writer in Cassier's Magazine. Enveloped in suits of waterproof, with hats of oilskin and provided with can dles, a party ready for the descent pre sents a grewsome spectacle, reminding one forcibly of certain conceptions of Dore. The cage, which serves for both passengers and freight, rises to a level with the floor of the shafthouse, and is simply a platform of wood vith up rights and framing of iron. This fits closely in the shaft, being lowered and raised by means of machinery puzzling enough to the interested stranger, with its drum, sheaves, cable and vari ous safety appliances. To take a posi tion on that little square of wood, feel ing that on this machinery, "which does sometimes break, you know," hangs all one's hope, requires some courage. Much comfort is derived from the assurance of the foreman that this same cajfe has safely carried down and up all the delvers below with never an accident yet. With the warning, "elbows in," the cage drops. With a gasp one reaches wildly about to find nothing to hold to in that dmp dark ness, growing so dense as that square "hole of daylight" diminishes so rapid ly, and down we glide through trick ling waters without jar and in utter silence till, with a thud, the cage stops, two thousand five hundred feet under ground." The dim candle light casts weird shadows as we follow the superin tendent along a narrow gallery cut in the igneous rock to connect the vein with the shaft. At the intersection another long gallery extends to the right and left, but its parallel walls are smooth, often highly polished, at times four feet apart; again more, but always with an inclination to the vertical. These are the faces of the fissured rock between which, over head and below, is the vein matter. Through the gloomy darkness we pick our way cautiously along the narrow plank, resting on ties laid over the gntterway. Below us the water rushes down to the shaft, emptying into the "sump," a continuation of the- shaft below the lowest level, serving as a well out of which the water is lifted by the great pumps, whose continual beat, up ana down, up and down, with monotonous regularity, breaks the si lence like the throb of some great hid den heart. Climbing a ladder, or, rather, five ladders for there is a plat form at every twenty feet in Egyptian darkness, illumined only by the light of a candle, with ice cold water dripping from each round and trickling along one's arm and a small torrent from the tarpaulin hat down one's back, is apt to dampen, if not to eradicate for ever, any lingering fancy for a miner's life. FRENCH MONUMENTS. lingo's Greatness Still Goes Unrecognized by Bronze or Marble. A monument to Gounod is decided upon. A subscription of twenty thou sand dollars was raised easily, rapidly and triumphantly. The sculptor is selected, and soon Paris will be en dowed with the 6tatue of the com poser who will only be known to fu ture generations as the author of one great creation, namely: "Faust," and the perpetrator thereafter of various charming works, "Mireille" and "Eomeo and Juliet," for example, and also of large quantities of more 01 less dismal failures. No one will claim that Gounod was the greatest com poser o E his day; yet he is to . be glori fied while the ashes of Victor Hugo lie unburied in their dusty cofiln, tossed carelessly into the vaults of the Panth eon and covered with the moldering remains of the magnificent floral trib utes that were sent to do honor to his funeral, says the Paris correspondent of the Philadelphia Telegraph. A statue of Victor Hugo was decided upon also, but the subscriptions lan guished and dwindled until they stopped at an amount of twenty-five hundred dollars". So the literary giant of our generation is only commemo rated by his own great works, and his neglected coffln is left unremarked, save by the. horrified or indifferent eyes of the countless tourists who drift to the Pantheon to see the new fres coes, painted by the great artists of France by order of the republic, and who incidentally explore the vaults of the huge temple. Until not very long ago one huge va cant space was visible at the Pantheon, among the completed panels the,t sur rounded it. As was courteous to so great an artist, the government had offered a section of the Pantheon to Meissonier to decorate. : Meissonier instantly accepted, although perfectly conscious he could not paint one of those huge frescoes any more than a fly could fire a cannon; but being an artistic dog in the manger, he could neither do it himself nor would he al low anyone else to take the work. Of course, since his death it is satisfac torily completed. How Russians Destroy Bats. The following is said to be the Rus sian method of destroying rats, and as it appears to be an effectual one those who are annoyed with these animafs are recommended to try it. Catch in a wire trap fifteen or twenty large rats (feed them in an extra trap or wire cage until you have the required num ber); then cease to feed them. They will soon become ferocious and fijrht. kill and feed upon one another. When only six or eight remain, turn them loose. Accustomed to feed upon their species they will hunt and destroy numbers. A Celestial "Barker." - An Egyptian shopkeeper had a deity to whom he' offered sacrifice every morning, and whose duty it was in re turn for this reverence to stand in front of the shop during the day, a sort of celestial "barker," and direct the attention of the people passing by to the shop and its contents. Hew York Weekly Tribune -AND- 4IONLY Fh Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head ef navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. ' ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. The Largest Wool Market. The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping point in . America, about 5,000,000 pounds .being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which - will be more than doubled in the near future. The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market , here, and the country south and east has this year filled the warehouses, and all available storage places o overflowing with their products. ITS WEALTH. It is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is scattered over and is being used to develop more farming country than is tributary to any other city in Eastern Oregon. Its situation is ur.niirpnssed. Its climate delightful. Its pos sihilities incalful:i!l' 1 rs resources unlimid. And on these J. F. FORD, Evaielist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23. 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : On arriving home last week, 1 found all well and anxiously awaiting. Out little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, i now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Man. J. F. Fokd. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the 8pring"s work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two 0? three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by all druggists. mMm niMATSJfWDEMARKs COPYRIGHTS, "w CAW I OBTAIN A PATENT ? For a prompt answer and an honest opinion, write to ' BI V 8 N fc CO., who have bad nearly fifty years' experience In the patent business. Communica tions strictly confidential. A Handbook of In formation concerning Patents and bow to ob tain them sent free. Also a catalogue Of """"" ical and scientific books sent free. Patents taken through Munn ft Co. receive special notice in tbe Scientific American, and thoe are brought widely before the public with out cost to the inventor. This splendid paper, issued weekly, elegantly illustrated, has by far the largest circulation of anv-scientific work in the world. S3 a year. Sample copies sent free. Building Edition, monthly, 2.50 a year. Single copies, 5 cents. Every number contains beau tiful plates, in colors, and photographs of new houses, with plans, enabling builders to show the latest designs and secure contracts. Address MUNN & CO, New You K, ;oj BBOiDWiT, House Moving! Andrew Velarde . IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the . largest honse moving outfit in Eastern Oregon. Address P.O.Box 181,The Dalles $1.75. Dklles Oregon, "The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, Portlani ani Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Frew anHPasseier Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Fort land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill et. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. FA8SESOBB RATES. One way Round trip. .$2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. - Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments eolicted. Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHL1N, General Manager. THE-DALLES, OREGON J-JK. A. DIETRICH, Physician and Surgeon, DUFUft, OREGON. ' V fj All professional calls promptly attended o, day ana mgni. pn Duly wSSltli IhroniCnV THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It . now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best . medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. The Daily Chronicle is published every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted at $6.00 per annum. The Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each week at $1:50 per annum. For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc., address THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., Tlio XxlJLos, Oregon. J0) FIRST 3) Ffti P 0) u CAN. BE HAD AT THE CHRONICLE OFFICE Reasonably " Tiier e is a tide in the ajf&irs of men which,, taken at its fiooa " leads on to fortune? The poet unquestionably had reference to the m at CRANDALL Who are selling these goods MTCHELBACH BRICK, .Familiar Faces nmnw fl ti 4 0 nl r t t " ulHI-ulll M 01 Mm I Carpets O. E. BAYARD, " Late Special Agent General Land Office. Bayard 8s Barnett, ( JJ?e leal Instate, Ipai?, Iiuraijee, & COIiliECTIOlT ACEISTCT. NOTARY 3PTTBIjIO. Parties having Property they wish to Sell or Trade, Houses to Rent, o Abstract of Title furnished, will We shall make a specialty of the before the V mtep 85 Washington St. D. BU NN Pipe Won Tin Repairs M Sooflno MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young Rugs' . Blacksmith Shop. - 1 CLHSS nil 11 nil nn I ill lit I II n 11 Ruinous Rates. &. BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates. - - UNION ST. in a New Place. J. E. BARNETT una it to their advantage to call on us prosecution of Claims and ContoMi fatates Land . Office. THE DAILES, OF:.