V, SOME ODD I1IP0KTS. FA CE AND FIG UIZE show it, if you're a healthy woman. They'll have a beauty of their own, no matter what your features. Perfect health, with its clear skin, rosy cheeks, and bright eyes, is enough to ' make any woman To get perfect health, use faith fully Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion. That regu lates and promotes all the proper func tions of woman hood, improves di gestion, enriches the blood, dispels aches and ' pains. brine's refreshing sleep, and restores health, flesh and strength. For periodical pains, prolapsus and other displacements, bearing down sensations, and "female com plaints " generally, it is so effective that it can be guaranteed. If it doesn't benefit or cure, you have youi money back. Is anything that isn't sold in this way likely to. be "just as good." For every case of Catarrh which they cannot cure, the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy agree to pay $500 in cash. You're cured by its mild, soothing, cleansing, and healing properties, or you're paid. OPTICAL ILLUSIONS. Toa 3Iay Have I'lenty of Fnn on the Train by Thoir Moans. As flic train proceeds rapidly over the level desert my eyes fix" i. e. paze steadily ;it a, clump of sage bush which is probably two miles distant. The bush seems to move slowly vith the train, while objects between it and my eyes have an apparent motion in the opposite direction: Of these latter the near ones lly pass with fjreat rapid ity, but the r.pparent velocity of those farther removed diminishes until, just before the point of fixation is reached, objects come to an apparent standstill. Beyond the point fixed by my eyes. ob jects move in the same direction as the train, their velocity apparently greater the farther away they lie. Suddenly I. shift my paze, writes Dr. Wood in.thc Popular Science Monthly, from the sagxj busli to a larjre bowlder which is sailing- slwwly past, probably one thousand yards from the train. Everything1 is changed at once. The bowlder's retrograde progress is arrest ed; near objects fly by with accelerated speed; the sage bush clump forges ahead as if to make up for 1-ir t time, while the plain beyond it, indistinct in the distance, races aliead of every ob ject in view. And so I while away a. full half hour, making one conspicu ous object after another stand still, go ahead, or sail past r.t will all upon the surface of this apparently liou'rullcss plain trying to realk-.c. meantime, that things are not as the moving- panorama before mo indicates. For, relatively to the train, all objects are passed at an equal rate, the near as well as the dis tant, those seen by direct as well as those seen by indirect vision. i!nt, in iookhig from my ear- window, I am made the subject of optical illusions common m a journey of this sort. I ?. : ' ( BANANAS ARE USEFUL,1 hey Grow Spontaneous'- ami Contain All tltu K4cntl4l'-ti Sa;t u:i I.'.ie. Wild varieties of banana have been found in Ceylon, Cochin China and the l'hilipptnes. These, of course, have seeds, but they are inferior to the long, cultivated varieties. Thc banana is cul tivated ly suckers, and'it is in this way that the plant is perpetuated in definitely. , The banana belongs to the lily fam ily, and is a developed, tropical lily, from which', by ages, of cultivation, the seeds have been eliminated, while the fruit, for which it has been cultivated, has greatly expanded. In relation to the bearing qualities of this fruit, Hum boldt, who early saw the wonders of the plant, ' said that the gTOund that would glow ninety-nine pounds of pota toes would grow thirty-three pounds of wheat, but that the same ground would grow four thousand pounds of bananas. The banana possesses all the essen tials to the sustenance of life. Of wheat alone, or potatoes alone, this cannot be said. When taken as a steady diet the banana is cooked baked dry in the gTecn state, pulped and boiled in water as a soup or cut in slices and fried. The leaves of the banana, often sis feet long and two feet wide, are tender, according to the Youth's Companion, and the strong winds of the tropics soon tear them in strips, thereby adding-to tlieir grace and, beauty. The banana is a fruit that beast and bird, as well as man, are f ond of , and the owner, when 2ie lives in a sparsely-settled country, must protect his plantation by a fence of some thorny plant. , Dr. S. F. Scott, Blue Ridge, Harrison Co., Mo., Bays r "For whooping cough Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is excel lent." By using it freely the disease is deprived of all dangerous consequences. There is no danger in giving the Remedy to babies, as it contains nothing injur ious. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. For Collo and Grubs In my mules and horses, I give Simmons I.iver Regulator. I have not lost one I gave it to. . K. T. Taylok, Agt. for Grangers of Ga. i Articles That Are Dutiable in Vari ous Parts of the World. Taxes Imposed Upon Persons. Wbo Follow Certain Calling Sweden's Blg Tax - Upon Commercial Travelers from Abroad. , In times past it was deeimed war rantable to tax salt, candles, Jeather, brick, soap, starch, paper, and in 1050. even bread and meat. IJter the Great of Russia levied a tax on beards, with the laudable object of making his subjects wash their, faces and shave. Brass tokens are still " to he bought in that country bearing the words: "Borado pignaia tiagola," which means "The beard tax has been paid." F. G. C. Lundy gives particu lars in Temple Bar of the British hat tax of 1784, requiring hatters to take out licenses and imposing an ad vaj lorem stamp duty on every hat sold. In old times, too, the Scotch sacra mentaLcertificates used to bear a six penny stamp; a tax on religious al-, manacs, glass, stone bottles and adver tisements were among the fiscal duties of the past. There was also a tax on "the light of Heaven" in the shape of an impost on windows until far into the present century. This odious and un sanitary burden caused architects and builders to erect houses with as few windows as possible, and to escape the tax the windows of many houses were blocked up. Some of these dark and dismal abodes are still in existence in England. The Russian government a' few years ago decided to tax kerosene oil and matches virtually a tax on light. In some parts of China a tax is imposed on all women entering the bonds of matrimony. Travelers to those parts are obliged to take a wife, and when they leave the ladies take fresh husbands, to the benefit of the revenue. In Servia vanity is taxed in the shape of ladies' bustles. In Melbourne Christmas cards are taxed one-fifth per cent. It has been stated that in Weimar the authorities levied a duty on musical parties. Quite lately an annual tax of ten francs has been imposed on pianos in Prance. Music has paid tribute to tax ation in other ways. A musical troupe Recently crossing the frontier of Sax ony carried with them a crown of laurels awarded them at a triumphal performance. The custom house offi cers taxed the laurels as spice. Masse net, the composer, it is related, was also charged duty on a crown of laurels on the German frontier. In his case the wreath of fame was deemed to be woven of "medicinal plants." In Montreal organ grinders pay a license of twenty dollars and are only allowed to play at stated times. In Vienna they are also licensed and regulated as to hours. In France a certificate of character, a distinctive badge and lim itation of hours is insisted upon. Ad vertisements in the form of posters and placards are required to bear a tax stamp in France, which is distinctly a tax on trade and publicity. In Italy, where the" people complain that the taxes are exorbitant, the voluntary tax paid by the poorer classes in the form of lottery amounts in a year to over three million pounds sterling. At Laterza the Italians recently broke out in open revolt against the municipality, II which had increased the hearth tax, and took the civic buildings by as sault, wounding the syndic, but they do not agitate against the lottery tax. In "Old Madrid" last year there was terrible and fatal rioting among the men and women who hawk vegetables, fruit and other articles in the streets and markets owing to the imposition of a tax on Spanish hawkers. In 18S9 M. Dunajewski, the Austrian minister of finance, who was described as "the -nimblest politician in the world for inventing new taxes,? de cided to tax the total isa tears or bet ting agencies. Totalisateurs are es tablished on all German and .Austrian race courses. The system is to divide all the money invested on the losing horses among those who backed the winner, after deducting eight per cent, commission for the agency. There is no cheating or welshing possible in the plan. - A ten per cent, duty on win nings was decreed. In France the parimutual, a similar system of bet ting, is taxed seven per cent., five per cent, of which is devoted to the relief of the poor. Bookmakers are also taxed. There is also a municipal tax of ten per cent, deducted from the re ceipts of theatrical and public enter tainments, which is also assigned for the benefit of the unfortunate. This revenue is principally distributed in the shape of grants to public charities and hospitals, thus making pleasure come to the rescue of poverty and the relief of pain. In Sweden commercial travelers visiting that country have to pay one hundred kroner (about twen-.ty-five dollars) for every month or part thereof they may remain for the privi lege of transacting their business. . , "Many of the citizens of Rainsville, In diana, are never without a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy in the house," saya Jacob Brown, the leading merchant of the place. This remedy has proven of so mnch value for colds, croup and whooping cough in children that few motbere who know its worth are willing to be without it. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton druggists. There is nothing but danger in the intimacy of a married heart with an unmarried one, unless there be. other relationships which justify it. - Keep your eye on this proposition We will give free to every new cash sub scriber to the Weekly Chronicle a year's subscription to the great New York Weekly Tribune. This offer will be open until the first of July. Don't forget You get The Chronicle for one year for $1.50 and the Tribune as a premium. ; Old subscribers can have both papers by paying up arrears and renewing subscription at $1.75. . ew York Weekly Tribune AHD . . . '. . ' V ' - T HE Wasco County; The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the "Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. ; ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing, country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. The Largest "Wool Market. . The rich . grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes 'pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. ' The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled. in the near future. ' The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the country south and east has- this year filled the warehouses, and all available storage places to overflowing with their products. ITS WEALTH. 1 1 is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is scattered over and is being used to"develop more farming country than is tributary to any other city in Eastern Oregon. Its situation is unsnrpnssed. Its climate delightful. Its pos sibilities in.-sii.-ul.-iiij.-. ' I r.s resources unlinned. And on these, iir?ijr toii. st tt-1 ' J. F. I0RD, Evanplist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date ol March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. . Oentlemen : On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little giri, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S.'B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mr. & Mr3. J. F. Ford. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read; for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache'and Liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. - ; - Bold under a positive guarantee. , GO cents per bottle by all druggists. COPYRIGHTS. 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DsiM-Qot Sale ol CLKSS HAD AT THE L E O Fry I C E Hainoos Hates. & BURGET'S, out at yreatlyTreduced rates. . - - .jtniok st. John Pashek, The Merchant Tailor, T Court Stfeat, Next door to Wasco San Office. 3B-Has Just received the latest styles in -; . Suitings for Gentlemen, and has a large assortment of Foreign and Amer ican Cloths, which he can finish To Order for those that favor him. . Cleaning and Repairing a Specialty. notice for pubiication. Land Office, The Dalles, Or., ) ' Hay 11, 1894. j Complaint having been entered at this offioe by Johann G. Fischer against the heirs at' law of William M. Murphy, deceased, for abandoning his Homestead Entry, No. 4571, dated October . 12, 1892, upon the N and N 8w, Sec 31, Tp 1 N, R 10 E, in Wasco county, Oregon.with a view to the cancellation of said entry; the said parties are hereby summoned to appear at The Dalles, Oregon, on the 14th day of July, 1894. at 9 o'clock A. M., to respond and furnish testimony concerning said alleged abandon ment. JOHN W. UEWI8, june 9 - Register. FOR SALE OR TIRADE A FINK IMPORTED Frencl Percteron Stallion,- Weight in good flesh 1,506 pounds, and Sure Foa) Getter. Will sell for cash or notes with approved security, or will trade - . for horses or catte. Address: Kerr'& Buckley, , " Grass Valley, Or. !j era ;ul