Tqq Dalles Daily Chioniele. SUBSCRIPTION KATE8. BT liU, FOSTAQK rKSFaiB, IN 1DT1SCK. Weekly, 1 year. x " 6 mon t 1 150 0 75 0 60 6 00 8 00 months - 8 44 Daily, 1 year " 6 months " per " -. . Address all communication to ' ICHK." The Dalles, Oregon. 0 50 THE CHEON- MO NDAY, JUNE 25, 1894 TWO OF A KIND. The following' is a dialogue in the senate Friday between Senators Hill and Harris under "senatorial courtesy" rules : ' "I accept the result of the responai bility most cheerfully," replied Harris, in a disgusted tone. "I will make the senator accept other responsibilities," said Hill, his eyes flashing. The New York senator was evidently thoroughly aroused. "Proceed," ejaculated Harris, without rising from his seat. . "I will not be ordered by you," said Hill, turning upon the senator from Tennessee.' "I will have none of your plantation manners exhibited toward me." ' . "Neither do I care for an exhibition of the manners of the slums of New York," hotly retorted Harris, rising to his feet. 'Tney'are better than those of the .plantations of Tenneeeee," said Hill. And thi9 between Mrs. O'Flaherty and Mrs. O'Eourke, Billingsgate rules, 8 explained to the magistrate next morning by the latter lady : "It was this way it happened, yer 'on nr. "I was byin' some fieh of Mrs. O'Fla herty, and sez I, your 'onur, 'Is it fish ye have, Mrs. O'Flaherty?' " 'It is,' sez she. " 'Are they frish?' sez I. . " 'They are,' sez she. "Theyshmilltohiv'n.'sezl. " 'They don't,' says she. . " 'They're rotten,' sez I. " 'They ain't,' sez she. " 'They shtink,' sez I. ' " 'You're a liar,' sez she. ' 'You're another,' sez I. '.'And ephat she tuk me." . "The Oregohlafl ia much worried over the Astorian misrepresenting the effects 41luuiu river. Aiie ABiuriau says mat, Portland suffered immense damage, and rri a l : .1 . - that the vast amount of sand and mud brought down by the flood has caused ehoals, filling the channel so that deep sea veseels can no longer reach Portlahd. The Oregonian eays in commenting on this that the Astoria editor is a proper subject for the fool killer. We agree with him. inHppH ven, 'cm further frr Astorian only misrepresented Portland in the same manner the Oregonian mis represented The Dalles. The fool killer while at it, can finish two ripe jobs. The taking of the steamer Baker off the middle river was a great mistake, but the removal of the machinery from the shops here was a greater one. If the machinery was here and a force of men could be put at work, it would be a great convenience, and materially shorten the time in which the repairs can be completed. The shops should be brought back, and then kept here. In case the U. P. throws up its contract, which it seems anxious to do, and the property is again turned over to the O. K. & N., it is at least probable the old shops will again be started up. They Turned Onr. One of the wagons loaded with passen gers from the Almota upset near Floyd's place yesterday, in trying to pass another wagon ahead of it. Everybody was un ceremoniously dumped out, but no one seriously hurt. Mr. L. Blumenthal bruised his off hind leg but was all right by night. The party stopped at Floyd's for dinner, and every individual of them took particular pains to tell the reporter that they had the finest dinner they ever ate in Oregon and alt were con gratulating themselves on the accident that yielded such pleasing results. A team 'was sent out from here, and the delayed passengers, reached here about 7 o'clock. I have two little grand children who are teething this hot summer weather and are troubled with bowel complaint. I give them Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and it acts like a charm. I earnestly recom mend itfor children with bowel troubles. I wa6 myself taken with a severe attack of bloody flux, with cramps and pains in my stomach, one-third of a bottle of this remedy cured me. Within twent.v- fonr hours I was out of bed and doing my housework. Mrs. W. L. Dunagan, Bon-aqua, Hickman Co., Tenn. For - sale by Blakeley & Houghton druggists. Iir North Carolina there are 33,280,000 acres of land, about 13,000,000 of which are in cultivation. Of this number 1,600,000 are in cotton. Biicklon'i Arlnca sain, The best salve in the world for cuts, braises, sores, ulcers, Bait rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all Ekin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac- Uon. or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin-raly. AMAZED THE HEARERS. Two MlnUtcrial " I'laglarlsts Preach tfa Same Sermon In Succession. . Two village newspapers up this way are exchanging stories ot their experi ences in reporting plagiarized sermons, says a Middletown correspondent of the New York Sun., The Gardiner Weekly set out by telling of a church in that vil lage whose pulpit is supplied by two preachers from neighboring towns on alternate Sundays. The other Sunday Pastor A. filled the pulpit and preached an unusually brilliant and effective ser monT The next Sunday' Pastor B. in turn occupied the sacred desk, and amazed the congregation by preaching worn lor word the sermon they had heard from Pastor A.'s lips a week be fore. It is intimated that each had cribbed the discourse from an old book )f sermons and had preached it from the same pulpit in serene confidence that the plagiarism would never be found out. The Ellenville Journal matches this story by another of a clergyman in that village who brought to the office the manuscript of a sermon he had preached the previous Sunday, and procured its publication as original with him. A day or two later somebody handed the editor a New York paper with the alleged original sermon reported in its columns as having been preached by an eminent Brooklyn divine a month before. - A ; similar incident relates to an elo quent and much-admired discourse preached by another Ellenville clergy man. "Before publication, day," says the editor, "we stumbled upon a sermon in an old magazine, printed thirty years before.. We gave out two pages of the old magazine to- the compositors, and printed the matter in the Journal as a report of the eloquent discourse we had listened to on the previous Sunday. We were rewarded by receiving from the preacher cordial congratulations on the 6trict accuracy of our report of his ser mon." STILU A MYSTERY. Nobody Has Vet Explained the Secret ol OalJa'B Straujre Power. Ouija still flourishes in Boston, ac cording to the Transcript, as a drawing-room amusement. Now and then it accomplishes something quite remark able, as, for instance, the other night, when a story-writer asked the question of Ouija the story-writer not being at the board, but sitting near by "What is to be the name of the hero of my next story?'' No one but the aslcer of the question knew what the name was, but Ouija proceeded to spell out the first four letters of a very unusual name and then stuclt. After awhile, with a lit tie faltering and a vr. iiipf letter once, the entire name was, spoiled out. It must have been hit upon either by acci dent which would be very remarkable or elso must have sotueh-n.- gat. from the mind of the only pers:;-.i who knew the name to the lingers of the persons who were at the board which perhaps would be still more remarkable. One young lady was told by Or.ija that a friend had a gift of lilies for her at the office. To test the matter she went to the office, and found him about t send her an offering of lilies. Perhaps this was simply a clever puess. It is a singular thing that Ouija'is generally inclined to blackguardism and bad words, and has been known to swear violently in households where no oath was ever heard. The spiritualists explain it on the ground that the board is manipu lated by an idle, impertinent sort of spirits. President E. Benjamin Andrews, of Brown university, one of the most prominent members of the Brussels in ternational money conference, will speak on its work before the Pennsyl vania university extension" summer meeting nt Philadelphia." Interest Ceases. All warrants registered . prior to May 1st, 1890, will be paid on presentation at my office. This is the second call for these warrants. Interest stopped May 21st. Wii. Michell, Treasurer. Cheap Wall Paper. Over 50 patterns, new and desirable designs, with borders to match, at very low prices. Jos. T. Peters & Co. tjull. Is again opened at THE OLD STAND WEflliS COOKED TO 0$DE$, And everything the market affords constantly on hand. Party Sappers a Specialty. Come and See Us. L L. BRANNER, 87 Second St. A. A. Brown, . Keeps a full assortment ol Staple and Fancy Groceries, and Provisions., which he offers at Low Figure. '. Branner's Restaurant SPEGIflli :-: PRIGES to Cash. Buyers. Hiito Casl Prices for Ems anfl other Proince. - . i . 170 SECOND STREET. . Him For Infants and Children. . . Caatoria promotes Digestion, and overcomes Flatulency, Constipation, Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea, and Feverishness. Thus the child is rendered healthy and its sleep natural. Castoria contains nc Morphine or other narcotic property. 44 Castoria is fo well adapted to children that I recommend it as superior to any prescription known to me." H. A. Aeohih, M. D., Ill South Oxford St., Brooklyn, N.T. For several years I hare reeommencted your Castoria,1 and shall always continue todo so. as it has invariably prodnoed beneficial results. Ed win F. Pardee. M. D., 125th Street and 7th Ave., New York City. "The use of Castoria is so universal and its merits so well known that it seems a work of, supererogation to endorse it. Few are the in. telilgent families who do not keep Castoria within easy reach." Carlos Mabttk, D. D., vNew York City. The Cedtacb Cokpakt, 77 Hurray Street, K. Y. VARIED AND INTERESTING. Cooperative agriculture thrives in France. Manchester, Va., uses tramps in chain pangs. Syracuse students have human bone cane handles. E. JACOBSEN -18 BACK- AT THE OLD STAND With a fine selection ot fflusical Instruments, Mosie, BOOKS, STATIOHEBY. V And everything to be found in a first-class book and musio store. 1G2 SX!OOIT Do Yon Want Soda ? Do You Want Syrups ? Do Yon Want Anything ? -In the shape of- or anything Rood for hot weather beverage? If so, call on JOSEPH FOLCO, THE BOTTLER, 238 Second Street, East End. FRENCH & CO., BANKERS. TRANSACT A GENERALBANKXNG BUSINESS Letters of Credit issued available in the - Eastern States. Bight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sol don New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points in Or egon Rnd Washington. " Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. J, J. SCHENCK, President. - J. M. Patterson, ... Cashier. First Rational Bank. THE DALLES. - - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight ' Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port land. DIRECTORS. D. P. Thompson., - Jno, 6. Scblknck. Ed. M. Williams, Geo.' A. Likbe. H. M. Be all. Snipes-Kinersly Drug Co. , DEALERS IJf- Pure Dings GHemicals, FIXE LINE OF IMPORTED and DOJffESTIC CIGflHS Their store is located for the preaeut at the residence of O. Kineraly. Pre scriptions compounded at all hours. FAST FBE1SHT EXPRESS GQlHIHEnClRC FRIDAV, JOKE 8th, THE D., P. & A. N. CO. M'ill carry Express Matter Coin, Jewelry and other valuables included, limited In weight to fifty pounds per package, between The Dalles and Portland, through without delay at trans fer. Charges will include delivery to consignees. W. C. ALLAWAY, B. F. LAUGHLIN, Gen. Agt. Manager FEED jND GROCERIES CHEAP FOR CASH. MUST HAVE MONEY. v 1 VLLW At OLD ELECTRIC LIGHT HOUSE. J. H. CROSS. Home A Dry Qood$, 3?XJH.HJ - Give me a call and be convinced that I can give yon TIME TABLES. Railroads. In effect August 6, 1893. ' AST BOUND. o. i. Arnt 10:55 r. u. Departs 11:00 r m. WEST BOOSD. -u. 1, Arrives 8:39 a. u. Departs 3:14 A. u. LOCAL. Arrives from Portland at 1 r. jr. ' , - . - Departs for Fortland at 2 r. x. Two locai freights that carry passengers leave ne for the west at 8:00 A. ml, and one for the t.ft st 5:30 k. st. STAGES. frtuevtlle, via. , Bake Oveu, leave dally ( 6 A. JC. For Antelope, Mitchell, Canyon City, leave ally at 6 n. For Dufur. Kintrslev, Wamlo, Wapinitia, Warm pIing8 sod Tygh Valley, leave daily, except 'unday, at 6 A. H. . For Goldendale, Wash., leave every day of the eea except Sunday at 7 a. m. Offices for all lines at the JmaMlls House. v KKO FK38IONAL. H. H. RIDDELL Attorney-at-Law Office Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. E. B. OUrUB. FRAN a XENEFEB. DUFUR, MENEFEE ATTORNEYS - AT law Rooms 42 and 43, over Post .nice Building, Entrance on Washington Street rue Dalles. Oregon. ' m. ' a. BENNETT, ATTORNEY-AT-LATV. Of flee in dehanno's building, up stairs. The .Hlleo, Oregon. r. r. KAYS. B. 8.HUNTINUTOM. H. 8. WTLSOIC. 1J AYS, HUNTINGTON & WILSON ATTOB- keys-at-law Offices, rrencn's Dioca over ?irt National Bank. ' h ? Dalles. Oregon. w 7 H. WIIXON Attorket-at-law Booms I . French fc Co.'s bank building. Second street, The Dalles, Oregon. - J SUTHERLAND. M. D C. M. ; F. T. M. C. M. C. P. and S. O., Physician and Sur geon. Rooms 3 and 4, Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Thornbury's, west end of Second street. D R. ESHELM.AN (HOMOEOPATHIC) PHYSICIAN and Kn RftKON. ('.a 1 1 h answers! nromntlv lay or night, city or country. Office No. 36 and .onapman diock. . wsi DK. O. D. DOANK PHYSICIAN AMD SUB 6bon. Office; rooms 5 and 6 Chapman 4 lock. Residence: 8. E. corner Court and Fourth streets, seoind door from the corner Office hours 9 to 12 A. M.. 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 P. M DtilDDALL Dentist. Gas given, for the painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth cton Bowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of .he Golden Tooth. Second Street. SOCIETIES. w ASCO LODSE, NO. IS, A. F. & A. M. Meets nrst and tnird Monday ot eacn niontn at 7 DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets in Masonlo Hall the third Wednesday f each month at 7 P. M. I MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Mt. Hood Camp No. 59, Meets Tuesday even ing of each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7 :80 p. m. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 6, I. O. O. F. Meets every Friday evening at 7 :30 o'clock, in K. of P. hall, corner Second and Court streets. Sojourning brothers are welcome. H. Clopoh. Bec'y. H. A. Bills.N. G. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. Meets : every- Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in ichanno's building, corner of Court and Second (treets. Sojourning members are cordially in dted. E. Jacobsbn, D. W.Vausb, K. of B. and Br - C. C. 8SEMBLY NO. 4S27, K. OF L. Meets is K A. of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes lavs of each month at 7:80 p. m. WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE UNION will meet every Friday afternoon st 8 o'clock at the reading room. All are Invited. rpHE DALLES LODGE No. 2, I.O.G-.T. Beg X ular weekly meetings Friday at 8 p. M., a K. of P. Hall. J. S. Winzleb, C. T. : Dinsmobb Pabish, Sec'y. ' -pEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. O. U. W. Meets JL in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers, n Second troet, Thursday evenings at 7 :30. J. H. BLAKENEY, W. 8 BIyebs, Financier. M. W fAS. NE8MITH P08T, No. 82, G. A. R. Meets tl every Saturday at 7:30 r. ic, in the K. of P. Rail. . AMERICAN RAILWAY UNION, NO. 40. Meets second and fourth Thursdays each .month in K. of P. haU. ' J. W. Beady,. W. H. Jqmkb, sec'y- - res. B, OF L. S. Meets every Sunday afternoon in the K. of P, HaU. . GESANG VEREIN Meets every Sunda evening in the K. of P. Hall. BOF L. F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in . K. of P. HaU the first and third Wedne lay of each month, at 7:30 r. M. - THE CHURCHES. ST. METERS CHURCH Rev. Father Bbobs esBBT Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at 7 A. X. High Mass at 10:30 a.m. Vespers at lr.u. ST. PAULS CHURCH Union Street, opposite Fifth. Rev. EU D. Sutcllffe Rector. Services very Sunday at 11 a, x. and 7:80 r. X. Sunday School 9:45 A. x. Evening Prayer on Friday at 7:80 FIR8T BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. Tat lob, Pastor, Morning services every Sab oath at the academy at 11 A. x. Sabbath School immediately after morning services Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor's res" lence. Union services in the court house at P.M. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C Cubtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 a. x. and 7 p. x. Sunday School after morning tervice. Btrangers cordially invited. Beats free. ME. CHURCH Rev. J. Wbislbb, pastor. Services every Sunday morning at 11 a, m. Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock r X. Ep worth League at 6:30 p. x. Prayer meeting every Thursday evening at 7:80 o'clock. A cordial in vitation la extended by both pastor and people to all. CHRISTIAN CHURCH REV.P. H. McGUFFET Pastor. Preaching in the Christian church each Lord's Day at 11 a. m. and 7:80 p. m. All are cordially Invited - ' ' EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN Ninth street, Rev. A. Horn, pastor. Services at 11:30a.m. Sunday-Bchool at 2:30 p.m . A cordial welcome gam. , I desire to inform the pnblic that I have moved back into old quarters, -with my complete line of Iotl?ip($, I,aee5, IJ3:SI3a - C3r - WE ARE At the old stand, and ready to supply our customers with anvthinsr in the line of re, Implements, Etc. , Everything in our line.......:....:. MAYS & CROWE. ; Ihe ialfis . lirosiicle. . THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying effect of its mission is everywhere apparent. It now leads all other publications in Wasco, Sher man,' Gilliam, a large part of Crook, : Morrow and vjrranc counties, as wen as JviicKixai; ana oiner re gions north, of The, Dalles, hence it is the best medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire. ; ning in the week Sundays excepted- at . $6.00 per annum. 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