ON TRIAL. That's a good way to buy a medi ine, bat it's a pretty hard condition ander which to sell it. Perhaps you've noticed that the ordinary tut or miss medicine doesn't at tempt it. The only medicine of its kind bo remarkable in its effects that it can be sold on this plan is Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. As a blood-cleanser strength-restorer, and flesh-builder, there's nothing like it known to medical science. In every disease where the fault' is in the liver or the blood, as Dyspepsia, In digestion, Biliousness, and the most stubborn bkin, bcalp, and Scrofulous affections, it is guaranteed in every case to benefit or cure, or you have your money back. To every' sufferer from Catarrh, no matter how bad the case or of how long standing, the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy say this : " If we can't cure it, perfectly and permanently, we'll pay you $500 in cash." Sold by all druggists. U' TOYS OF PRINCES SOLD, f.- )Chmy Bring High Prices mt Auction, Es pecially Napoleon's Wooden Horse. Did toys so very seldom survive the tfough Work their youthful possessors ive them that if any do . weather the storm they become extremely valuable. A. collection of old playthings, many of which belonged to royal children, wa ately sold at the Hotel Drottot. Some of them brought high prices. For instance, a little doll, rather less -han a foot long, but clad in a panoply of steel and armed cap-a-pie, perfectly modeled, and made at the period when Louis XIII. sat on the throne of France, sold for 615 francs. Even this price was exceeded by that paid for a tiny set of carriages carved in wood and accompanied by an escort af little wooden soldiers, made when Napoleon I. was first consul, which brought 1,000 francs. A miniature kitchen was interesting as being an ex act model of those in use in the time of Louis XVI. A little jointed doll, six teen inches in length, and dressed in a broche silk Watteau costume, brought 110 francs, while the kitcnen was only valued at 340 francs. A doll, still dressed in the original faded brocade silk, which had belonged to Marie An toinette as a child, was sold for 1,800 francs. A roughly made wooden horse, with a broken nose and one leg miss big, authenticated as having belonged to the great Napoleon when he was a baby, went for 2,000 francs. Exchanges" in English Journals A peculiar feature of the English, woman's journals is the "exchange" solumn, wherein the woman who has a "silver fox muff, boa and Medici col lar," and on account of going intc mourning desires to exchange it for a Persian lamb collar and muff, makes it manifest. One lady offers in this col umn a "lovely Persian kitten; exchange to the value of one pound; honey want ed." Another offers to exchange a pair of exquisite Dresden china candelabra for "anything useful." Magazines and reviews are also proffered in exchange for other magazines and' books. The - woman who is tired of her parrot will give it in exchange for the pug that some other woman is equally tired ol petting. -Plants are offered to obtain poultry in return, and everything but husbands and deformities are adver tised. ' - - MEN AND THEIR WIVES. The Striking; Contrast Sometimes Seen Uctwccn Them. What a contrast there is in the gen eral appearance of some men and their wives. Some of them look as if they had made a mistake and gobbled up a woman that ought to have been some other man's wife, and some women a good many women look like victims of some kind of a mistake. It is not un common, says the Chicago Herald, to see women dressed with all respect to the latest designs sent out by Worth or Felix, while the husband seems grate ful that he has enough money left to buy even "misfits." This attracts no particular attention, but one's heart will get to aching for the little pallid faced and meek-looking woman who wears a plush cloak and alapaca dress, while the husband is radiant in fresh new suits, tan-colored gloves, silk hat and red . rose in buttonhole. I spent an hour in with the pale-faced woman And radiant husband yesterday. - It was in a steam car. There, were four chil dren with them, the oldest about six years. ' The wife had on, in addition to the plush cloak, a rusty black hat and gray veil. The children were dressed beautifully. How they loved her! One little fellow came back to kiss her about twice in five minutes. It was "Oh, mamma, isn't that lovely?", and "How long will it be before we are there, mamma?" and "Are you glad we are going?" and "Dear mamma." She gave them some fruit. They would not eat it until mamma had. a ''bite.'' .The father was radiant, and dignified and grand. He never got a kiss, nor a "bite," nor a glance from thosefour children. He paid their fare ' i-.iiil looked out of the window. He h;id i fine clothes, but tho mother- was Vxoii in all the love that could fill little hearts - CHQOSING A BUSINESS. A. Serious Question for AU Xonng 'Men to 1 Consider. "The question of choosing a business is a serious one. As a rule, a young man should adopt the calling for which he has a preference. It he has no partic ular choice, it would be well for him to try different occupations, until he finds one that suits him. . I do not counsel changing about to gratify a spirit of uneasiness, for once a young man is in stalled in the business that he is suited to, he ought to stick to it," writes Rus sell Sage to the New York Herald. . "I aave .known young men who entered amployments reluctantly' and, after a vial, became fond of them. ' A young nfcn must bo determined to succeed. After all, there is one great lever, and that is will-power. Without it very tow men succeed. "'" . "It depends on the circumstances whether failures betray incapacity in a nan. If a failure is due to a cause not general, then it may be attributed to a ,ack of foresight and understanding. A ihrewd merchant will not stock up with ansalable things; a shrewd farmer will aot plant his ground to raise unsalable jrops. Both the merchant and the farmer must find out what is most sal able and act accordingly. There are exigencies,.. to be sure, like contagions, lisasters, combinations, strikes and boy :otts, that can not bo foreseen.; The prudent man Of business has' prepared himself to stand , losses from such causes, and . when the troubles nave passed the fact of his having weathered them makes his financial position in the jommunity stronger than over. Tho present condition of the coal trade well dlustrates tho uncertainty of things. rho mild, open winter could not be fore seen, and has caused groat dulness and loss in the trade. . Then thero is the narch of. improvement. This is an ago )f competition, and it requires energy iftd perception to meet it. . It used to Sake 9u days to find out the condition of ihe, tea crop in- Japan or the coffee crop in Brazil. Xow an inquiry can bo sent nd an answer secured in a singlo day. '.'Tho young man should start out in the world by- the time he is 21. - If he is jualifled to begin life for himself at an earlier age. he should do it. I began as i clerk when I was 13. At 18 I was in business for myself, and I have kept my sign up ever since. I should say that the average boy could take a clerkship it tho age of 16 or 18.' A wrong start need not mean a permanent failure. Many of the most successful men have started wrong and afterwatd righted themselves. There are many instance? where men educated for the pulpit hav Gforfo to tho bar and been conspicuous successes. Then, again, men educated for the bar have gone to the pulpit and achieved success." ' A DESPERATE- REMEDY. Attempt to Cure Elephantiasis by Means of a Kattlesiiake's Bite. Many years ago the count of Cunna transformed an old Jesuit convent into a hospital for the especial treatment of elephantiasis, says a letter from Rio de Janeiro. It was placed under the super vision of the Irmandade do Santissimo Sacramento, and to this day remains in their care. It is said that the average number of patients is one hundred a year, and that at least nine-tenths of them die. ' Some time ago a Rio doctor claimed to have discovered that the elephantiasis of Brazil was the identi cal disease which the ancient Greelite cured by the bite of a rattlesnake. He awakened public attention to his theory by publishing several learned disqui sitions, and at length was given an op portunity of putting it to a practical test. An educated gentleman in the Sacramento hospital who at the age of fifty had been afflicted with the disease six yearS became anxious , to submit himself to the hazardous experiment. A day was fixed for it and the physi cians and friends assembled to witness the experiment. The- serpent was brought in a cage, and into this the patient, confident of a speedy cure, thrust his hand. At first the reptile seemed to shrink from the contact, as if afraid of contracting the disease, and when "stirred up" a little,' though rattling loudly, merely licked the hand without biting it. At length the impa tient invalid pinched the serpent hard and received a thrust from his fangs near the base of the little firfger. ' A few drops of blood oozed from the wound and a slight swelling appeared when the hand was withdrawn from the cage, but no pain was felt. Moments of intense anxiety followed while it remained to be seen what effect this disagreeable medicine " would produce. It soon became evident that the disease which had preoccupied the system re tarded the natural result, but in twenty hours the man was dead. "Largest Building; In the "World. President Harrison, will dedicate the world's fair irr-the largest building ii the world. It is capable of seating 300,000 people." In the .center of the building is an enormous hall "without columns 888 feet wide, by 1,275 feet long, covered with a roof formed by great iron arches springing from all sides and rising to a height of 210 feet above the floor. ' This magnificent space" will be lighted by . continuous clear story "windows and by an enormous spread of glass in the roof covering. ""Around this enormous hall is run a system of con- tinuous naves 107 feet wide and 115 feet high, which are also lighted by clear Btory windows and glazed roofs, and aisles on either side of these naves,' 23 and 46 feet wide respectively," covereo by galleries of the same dimensions. The building, including its galleries, has 40 acres of floor space. Eggs Become ITnwbolesome. Eggs are said to become unwholesome vvhen kept in refrigerators; a fungus ..'urms in them which is easily found bv ta.CrSC!?e' x10""18.110 ""tics-1 iule to the taste'. This funs-us con. Urates a danger when we consider how ,-anyeggs are consumed by all classes f society, and people of delicate con iitution8 ought to be-particularly care nil that they eat fresh and not kept INTELLIGENT RATS. They Open Olive OU BotU lea and Help "Themselves Lavishly. I want you to look at that bottle," said a druggist to a Doylestown (Pa.) Democrat reporter the other day. The !xttle held up for inspection contained a half-pint of olive oil its full capacity and had been manufactured with an jnusually narrow neck, measuring, per japs. four inches in length. What's the matter with it?" asked the justomer. . There's nothing the matter with the bottle, but do yon see where that cork s?" . , ' .. , "Yes, it's about half-way ' down' tho neck." - . Well, that's what there is peculiar iboutit, and here's another," continued he druggist, producing a second bottle, with the cork pushed almost into the H. Xow. bow. ilo von Burmese those' jorks got into tnat position?" "Somebody pushed them down, -of jourse. t. No. sir; I know you-will never guess, o I may as well tell you. Those corks were forced down the necks of the hot- .les by rats. That may sound pretty stiff when you consider that a rat's leg is scarcely long enough to reach down jo where that, cork is, but it's a fact. We found our olive oil bottles opened' Mid the contents spilled around the cel lar, and it was a long time before we ;aught On to how it was done. It was a jicnic for the rats. They would go over o the grocery store' across the street, 311 up on cheese, and when they felt she need of a laxative come into our cellar and take a dose of oil. One of chem even moved the lid off a big box jontaining bottles of oil packed in straw, and had a bottle half open when we lrscovered him. "A stone weighing about en pounds had been placed on the lid tf the box, but he managed to get it out l the way. You will notice these bot tles were originally bound with husk, ind th& cork securely tied down and then covered with ' bladder. The rats first gnaw off the bladder cap and then work on the cork -until it is about a quarter of an inch thick. Then begins the mysterious work of forcing them in to the oil. After the cork is out of the way they overturn the bottle and pro ceed to enjoy the contents." The customer went down cellar with the proprietor, saw the box referred to and inspected the bottle that had been operated upon. Putting a pencil into the'neck, it was discovered considerable .trength would have to be expended in order that the cork might be moved. How the rodents accomplish it remains a mystery. DISPENSARY HUMOR. Even Su Gruesome a. Place as a Hospital lias Its Fuuiiy Sit!e. r A woman who was being treated for stomach difficulty at the north end dispen sary, writes Arlo Bates from Boston, fount in the ash heaps of the dump a bottle con J taming some gruesome black mixture, and the next time she presented herself for ex animation she brought it with, her. "Doctor," sho said, "will yer plaze tr taste o' that! I thought to take a little las night; ye wouldn't believe the power o dis tress I was in the whole blessed time." Distress I' the doctor exclaimed in vex ation; ''I'm glad of it. Didn't I tell you that if you kept taking things I wouldn't have any thing more to do with you!" . "Yes, I know, doctor, an' I ax yer pardon. But I couldn't bear to waste it, for fear it might be just the very medicine I'd need." And when she weat away she asked for the bottle, as she had a sister who was not well and she thought it might help her. On another occasion I happened to be in the room of the dentist of the dispensary when there came in an elderly Irishwoman with hter daughter, a strapping woman of two or three and twenty. The mother wac urging the daughter to have a tooth extract ed, and it became apparent from the con versation that they had been there the day oeforc, but that the daughter's courage had not boon brought up to the sticking point This time, however, the woman was per suaded to get into the chair and to allow the .dentist to examine her teeth ; but upon the inquiry which was the offending tooth, the interesting fact was developed that there were none of the young woman's teeth par ticularly out of order, but. that it being a superstition to which she and- her mother religiously held that whenever a woman bore a child she must lose, a tooth, they had thought it best to have one taken out before it became painful. 'Which, one would you like me to take out?" inquired the dentist, much diverted. "O, shure an' it's yerselrll be after know !n which one it'll be will be achin'," was thf reply. "It's her first child, an' he's the fin est boy ever yez laid eyes on." From whicl it will be evident that even so gruesomr a place as adispensary has its humors-). v, A Man Who Ate Fire.' From ' the" following account, taken from' Evyln's diary, where it appears ander date of. V10 mo. 8th, 1672,"' it ap pears that fire-eating freaks ure not al together modern innovations: "I took . leave of my Lady Sunderland, who was going to Paris to my lord, . now ambas sador there.- She made me stay to dinner-at Leicester house and afterward sent .for- Richardson, the famous fire eater.' Before us he devoured brim stone on glowing coals, chcv.-iag and swallowing them. He then melted a beer-glass and ate it quite up; then taking a live coal on his tonguo he put on w a raw oyster; the coal was then J Diown with. H hriTl rl -wllr,nrR imi-.il named and sparkled in his mouth and so remained until the oyster was done, Then he melted pitch with sulphur and arank " while it flowed. I saw it flam- ing in his mouth.' . The Mountain Sphinx i In Surrey County, C, there is a re markable natural "curiosity in .the' shape of a mountain resembling' the 'famous ephinx of Egypt In all its details. It lays east of the Blue Ridge, Mountains, on the Piedmont plains, like a gigantic lion; its body at right angle to the ridge act of rising. The head is of solid rock, and with head reared aloft as if in the several hundred leet In height. The shoulders and breast are finely propor tioned, and at the distance of a few miles it looks like" a thing of life ' and intelligence. It rises about 1,500 feet above the plainand can be seen for a distance of f0 miles. How sad to onr hearts see some scenes of our ebUdnood, As our recollections nresent them to view: The use of the switch that was brought from the wuawooa. And various Banishments most of ns knew. But sadde't oi all is the thought of the pUl box, iiw raomw orougnt out men sne inongm we were ill J O! the griping, the aching,, the twisting and torment Wrapped up in the horrible old fashioned pill. Bnt that's all done away With. To regulate the stomacl .liver and bowels Dr. Pierce's Pellets excel. 1 You'll ex perience no pain, no discomfort, no bad results. Children take them as readily as peppermint drops. . '. ; ; Its thousands of cures are the best advertisements for Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. 50 cents ; by druggists. "Miss Twmoiis has gone to Europe to cultivate her voice." ' "Dear met- I didn't know -she could afford it." "The neighbors subscribed the money.'" Washington Star. . . La Grippe. During the prevalence of the . grippe the past seasons it was a noticeable fact that those who depended upon Dr. King's New Discovery, not only bad a speedy recovery, but escaped ail of the troublesome after effects of the malady. This remedy seems to have a peculia power in effecting rapid cures not .-only in cases of la grippe, but in all diseases of throat, chest and lungs,' and has cured cases of asthma ''and bay fever of long standing. Try it and be convinced. It won't disappoint. .Free trial bottles at Snipes & Kinersly's drug stort. i The men of Mr. Cleveland's cabinet are all heavy men. There is only one that tips the scale under two hundred pounds. The nip of a poisonous snake is but ' a slight remove from being more danger ous than the poison of scrofula in the blood'. Ayer's Sarsaparilla purifies the vital fluid, expels 'all poisonous sub- tances. sand supplies the elements of life, health and strength. "The Regulator Line" The Dalles, Porfland and Asteria Navigation Co. ' v THROUGH Fieigai ana Passenger liub i Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. ' PA8SJSNOEK KATES. One way Round trip.. ...$2.00 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots. will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 6 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted, (Jail pnor address, . . W. C. ALLAWAY. - General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLJN, General Manager. TH E-DALLES, OREGON J. F. FORD, Evanselist, Of Ses Moines, Iowa, writes .under data ol - March 23, 1893: S. B. Msd. Mfg. Co., . Dufur, Oregon. Qentlemen : On arriving borne last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. . Our little girl, eight and one-half years old: who bad wasted away to 38 pounds, ie now well, strong and vigorous, ana well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it.- Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give-it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are " XOUrS, MB. & xUK3. J. H. IOBDi If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read j for the Spring's work, oleansc your system with the Headache and Uver Core, by taking two or three doses each week. - . . Bold under a positive guarantee. 60 cents per bottle by all druggists. House Moving! Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all . ' kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the largest house moving outfit i in Eastern Oregon. ' f, Address P.O.Box 181,Th Dalles !te York Weeldy Tribune nesWeeM 4KDN LY FIRST - 1 v P n PI JU 11V m 0 iivi P pa CAN BE CH RON I C LE OFFICE Reasonably Ttiere is a tide in tJie affairs leads on to fortune? . s ' : i The poet , unquestionably had reference to the ClDsiP-Qnt Sale AT CRANDALL Who are selling those ''goods I'TCTlrTLBACH ' BRTCK, TtlOSE -WHO WISH lass, 'Lime, PLASTER. LATH. Picture Frames, mRCHiflERY -such -As- Shafting. Pulleys, Belting, Engine" and Boiler, CA.Ll AND 8KB EC. . G- Xj IE ZtfT IN" . ! CaveatsTsnd Trde-M arks obtained, and all Pat i ent business conducted lor Moocr atc Fees. 5 OUH OFFICE IS OPPOSITE U.S. PATENT OFFICE I and we can secure patent in less tune than those I Send model, drawing or photo., with descrip I tion. We advise, if oaten table or not. free of charge. Our fee not due till patent is secured. ( - a PiHMii.rT. "How to Obtain Patents." with (cost of same in the V. S. and foreign countries t sent XX cc vaaress, -- . - C.A.Sft!OW&CO. Opp. Patent Office. Washington, O. C. G Cement -1 IJuUlGlO i - - CLKSS . . "v HAD AT. "THE" Rninous Rates. of men which, taken at its Jiooa I m i F&raite I Cants -&, BURGETS, out at greatly-reduced rates. ' -' - UNION ST. ' ' John Pashek, The Merchant Tailor, ' , 76 Count Stfest, J Next door to Wason Sun Office. Mr-Has Just received the latest styles In Suitings for Gentlemen; and has a large assortment of Fortirn and Amer ican Cloths, which he can finish. To Order for those that favor him. Cleaning and Repairing a Specialty . NOTICE FOB PUBLICATION. . Laitd Oftick, The Dalles, Or., Miv 11. 1894. TniriTilaint h&vine been entered at this office - by Johann Q. Fischer against the heirs at law of William- M. Murphr, deceased, for abandoning his Homestead Entry, No. 4571, dated October 12, 1892, upon the NV BEJi, and NX SWJ, See . 81, Tp 1 N, K 10 E, In Wasco county, Oregon, with, a view to the cancellation of said entry; the said parties are hereby summoned to appear at The Dalles, Oregon, on the 14th day of July, 1894, at 9 o'clock A. M., to respond and furnish testimony concerning said alleged abandon ment JOHN W. JJEWI8, June 9 . Register. FOR SflltE OR TRADE A FINE IMPORTED Frencl Percleroir Stallion, Weight In good fleh 1,506 pounds, and Sure Foal Getter. Will sell for cash or notes with approved security, or will trade for horses or catte. . ' Addre; Keri& Buckley, ' f ' Grass Valley, Or.