03 ipm IPs rather too much for you the ordinary, bulky pilL Too big o take, and too much disturbance for your poor system. The smallest, easiest to take, and best, are Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They leave out all the disturbance, but yet do you more good. Their help last. Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, Sick or Bilious Headaches, and all derangements of the liver, stomach, and bowels are prevented, relieved, and permanently cured. They're guaranteed to give satisfac tion, or your money is returned. A " cold m tub head " is duickly cured by Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. So is Catarrhal Headache, and every trouble that is caused by Catarrh. So is Catarrh itself. The proprietors offer $500 in cash for any ease which they cannot cure. Sold by all druggists. B E3ED EMily.Qalcktr. Permanently Restored. WEAKNESS, NERVOUSNES8, DEBILITY, and all the train of ems from early error or later exoesses, the result of overwork, sickness, worry, etc Full strength, development and tons given to every organ and portion ' of the body. Blm pic. natural method a. Immediate Improvement seen. Fatl;ire lmoosstble. 8,nuo references. Book, explanation and proofs and proof d)free. ICAL C6. . N.Y.I nuuiea ise&ieai tree. ERIE MEDICAL BUFFALO. THOSE WHO WISH Glass, Lime, Cement, PLASTER, LATH. Picture Frames, mficHHErY Shafting, Pulley s, Belting, Engine and Boiler, CALL, AND SEE a-Xjjnrnsr. "The Regulator Line" The Dalles, Portland ani Astoria Navigation -Co. THROUGH Fieisfit anfl Psssenger Lino Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator ' leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. steamer jjaljee City leaves Portland Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect in); with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PABSBXOBRj KATKaV Oneway.. 4. $2 00 Bound trip .... . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, with cut delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings mast be delivered before S p. in. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, J W, C ALLAWAY, Oeaeral Agent. B. F. LAUGH LIN, V General Musfsr. THE DALLES. - OREGON mm A JAPANESE GARDEN. The Sensations There experienced Fa miliarity of Its Animal Inhabitants. Lafeadio Heani, in an article in the. Atlantic devoted to a Japanese garden, writes thus of his own garden and some of its inhabitants: . "Those antique garden walls, high mossed below their rained coping of 1 tiles, seem to Bhnt out even the mur mur of the city's life: There no sounds but the voices of birds, the shrilling of semi, or, at long, lazy interval:;, the solitary plash of a diving f rog. , Nay, those wallK seclude me from much t more than city streets. Outside them hums the changed Japan of telegraphs, and newspapers, and steamships; with in dwell the all-reposing peace cl na ture and the dreams of the sixteenth century- There is a charm of quaint ness in "the very air a faint sense of something viewless and sweet all about one; perhaps -the . gentle haunting of dead ladies . who . looked ' like the ladies of the old picture-books and who lived here when all this was new. Even in the summer light touching the gray, strange shapes of stone thrilling through the foliage of the long-loved trees there is the ten derness of a phantom caress. These are the gardens of the past. The future will know them only as dreams,' crea tions of a forgotten art, whose charm no genius may reproduce.' ' ' "Of the hniuan tenants here no crea ture seems to be afraid. The little frogs resting upon the lotus leaves scarcely shrink from my touch; the liz ards sun themselves within easy reach of my hand; the water snakes glide across my shadow without fear; bands of semi establish their deafening or chestra on a plump branch just above my head; and a praying mantis inso lently, poses on my kuiw. Swallows and sparrows not only build their nests on my roof, but even enter my rooms without concern one swallow has actually built its nest in the ceiling of the bathroom and the weasel purloin fish Under my very eyes without any scruples of conscience. A wild uguisu perehes oh a cedar by the window, and in a burst of savage sweetness chal lenges ray caged pet to a contest in song; and always through the golden air, from the green twilight of the mountain pines, thVro purls to me the plaintive, caressing, delicious call of the yamabato. No European dove has such a cry. He who can iiear for the first time the voice of the yamabato without feeling a new sensati m at his heart lit tle deserves to dwell in this happy world."' . WORLD'S FAIR NOTES MisKourl Octtlns; Iteady for a ISis SUotr inp Space for toreljrn' NatlouH. The work of the Missouri world's fair commission is progressing rapidly and ;vl ready a large warehouse in St. Loui.-i is lilling rrith exhibits of the products of the soil of the state. With the ripening of the various crops the work of collection was begun in south ern Mi:;:i.i:rl, progressing northward with the season. Specimens, of grains, grasses, forage plants, etc.,' in straw and threshed, have been secured, in cluding corn, flax, cotton, tobacco and every other agricultural produet as de veloped. Specimens of every kind of Missouri fruit and berry are being prepared as they ripen anil placed in crystal glass jars. This exhibit will be added to from next year's crop, this year's supply being kept in cold storage. Already forty specimens of timber have been collected, and nearly two hundred more will be added. The mineral exhibit will include exhaustive specimens of zinc, lead, coal, iron, stone, clays and shale. , The following schedule of allotments of space in square feet to foreign na tions in the agricultural building in cludes grants of increase made since the first schedule of allotment determined upon some time ago. As finallv fixed these allotments are as follows: lirazil, 7,200; Argentine Republic, 2,970; Chili, 731; Honduras, 5)09; Nicaragua, 1,180; Colombia, 1,810; Peru, 1,34'2; Salva dor, 1,343: Bolivia, 1,343; San Do mingo, 912; Porto Rico, 912; Cuba, 1,444; Ecuador, 1,710; Guatemala, 978; Hayti, 978 Ceylon, 1,684; Mexico, 0,020; Ger many, 11,875; Great Britain, 18,340; France, C.S35X; Denmark, 1.584; Swe den, 1,700;- Japan, 3,038. The rich and powerful princes of India, writes Consul-General Kalian tine, are preparing to send to the world's fair a large collection of exhib its, including artistic articles of gold and silver, ivory carvings, paintinirs, lacquer and damask work, embroidery, lace silver filigree work, etc. Several of the princes have decided to visit the. fair with their retinues. . Electric Cars for Rheumatics. Accounts come from St. Louis of the latest craze in that city, which a to ride on the electric car to cure rheuinitism A creater number than would be im agihed of the crowds that fill the elee trie cars are people who have the idep that electricity will cure every ailmenl under the sun, and in St. Louis these adherents of the electric faith propa ganda muster especially strong. A con ductor on one of the street-car lines if reported as saying: "It is amusing tc see passengers on our line eying eact other and whisperin;f to companion about the new cure for rheumatism. D a man, woman or cl did boards a cai with a crutch or cioe you can heai whispers to the efEet t that there is r rheumatic patient oi it to test the nev cure." An enthusiastic fisherman in Connee ticut enjoys the sport without siicrifi any of his home mmfnrk Hw dence is on the Willimantic river. From t back window he has strung a wire across to the top of a tree. Just over : very good "fishing hole'? ho has bloeke the wire, and with a carrier and a ree. he slides his baited hook, sinker ant line down the wire to' the block. Tin contact releases' the reel, and as it nn winds, the ' baited' hook dropr. into tht water and "fishing" begins. Sittin v. home he can foci the nibbles und hfta: and a quick motion secuves"b.ii ' pi-e-and pulls it along the wire to the house THE NAPOLEON CAT HOAX. A. Popular Riot Caused By a Jester Who Was Never. Discovered. In 1815, when the vessel containing Napoleon ..was about to sail for St. Helena, some waggish person in Chester, England, caused to be distributed in the town and surrounding country hand bills stating that the island of St. Helena was so overrun by rats that without relief it would be imnossible for the captive emperor and his guards to livt there. This being the case, says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat, the government had determined to send out a shipload oi cats, the ship to sail from Chester. On a certain appointed day the king's officer would be in the city and would pay sixteen shillings, about four dollars, for fullgrown toms, ten shillings for female cats and and two shillings and sixpence for kittens old enough to" feed themselves. The people of the surrounding country took the matter seriously, and on the day appointed thousands- of cats were brought into Chester. The owners, find ing they had been tricked, became angry, threw away their cats and started to sack the city hall. The police were unable to deter them and a riot ensued, in which a number of the townspeople were injured by the infuriated country folk, who relished neither the jest noi the laughter at their expense. In the three weeks after ; the riot over f out thousand cats were, killed in Chestci and the' vicinity. The jester was nevei discovered, though a reward was offered for his detection and punishment. BIDDY AND HER NEST. It Blew Away, bnt She Picked, It Up and Returned It. "I have seen one or two good hen stories in the New York Tribune,'' writes a correspondent of that paper, "but I think this one beats them. One day last fall it happened that not fax from my house a board . as resting on two barrels, which were about ten feet apart,- and somebody had laid an old discarded straw hat on it, the crown lying on the board. An old hen, which was a great pet with the family, saw this arrangement and evidently decided that the old hat was just the thing for a nest. So she carefully hopped into it and laid an egg. We decided to humor her whim, and therefore fastened the hat to the board. She continued to lay in this queer nest for some time. ' But one day the hat became unfastened in some way and blew off the board. When biddy saw this she began to sing disconsolately, and we thought she would give up the hat and seek another nest. But we were mistaken. In a lit tle while she seized the hat in her bill and flew with it on to the board, where, after a great deal of fussing, she adjust ed it so that she could lay- in it. After that we fastened it so that it could no' blow off." ' - WONDERS OF THE SEA. sY Mine of Information Condensed Into '-. Instructive Sentences. The sea occupies three-fifths of the surface of the earth. At the depth of about ::,500 feet waves are not felt. The temperature is the same, varying only a trifle from the ice of the pole to the burning sun of the ' equator. ' A mile down the. water has a pressure of over a ton to the square inch. If a bpx 6 feet deep were filled with sea water al lowed to evaporate under the sun, there would be 2 inches of salt left on the bot tom. . Taking the average depth of the ocean to be throe - miles, there would bo a layer of pure salt 230 feet thick on t'ae bed of the Atlantic. The water is cold er at the bottom than at the surface. In the many bays'on the coast of - Norway the water often freezes at the bottom before it docs above. Waves are very deceptive. - To look at them in a storm one would think the water traveled. The water stays in the same place, but the motion goes oil. ! Sometimes in storms these waves are 40 feet high, and travel fifty miles an hour more than twice as fast as the swiftest steamship. The distance from valley to valley is generally fifteen times the height, hen co a wave 5 feet high will extend over 75 feet of water. The force, of the sea dashing on Bell Rock is said to be seventeen tons for each square- yard. Evaporation is a wonder ful power in drawing the water from the sea. Every year a layer of the en tire sea, 14 feet thick, is taken up into the clouds. The winds bear their burden into tho land, and the water comes down in rain upon tho fields, to flow back at last through rivers. The depth of the sea presents an interesting problem. If tho Atlantic wore lowered from 0,504 feet, tho distanco. from shore to shore would bo half as great, or 1,500 miles. If lowered a little more than three miles, say - 13,080 feet, there would bo a road of dry land from New foundland to Ireland. This is the plain on which the great Atlantic cables were laid. The Mediterranean is com paratively shallow.- A drying up of 000 foot would leave three different seas, and Africa would bo -joined with Italy. The British channel Is more like a pond, which accounts for its cnonpy waves. It-has been found difficult tc get the correct soundings of tho Atlantic.- A midshipman of -the navy ovorcamo the difficulty, and shot weigh ing 30 pounds carries down the line. A hole . is bored through the sinker, through which a rod of iron is passed, moving easily back and forth. In the end of tho bar a cup is dutr out, and the inside coated with lard. Tho bar-is made fast to the line, and a sling holds the shot on. When the bar, which ex tends below tho ball, touches the earth, the ling unhooks, and tho shot slides off. - Too lard in the end of the bar holds some of the sand, or whatever may bo on the bottom, and a drop shuts over the cup to keep the water from washing tho sand out, When theground Is reached aliock is felt, as if an elec tric current had passed through the line. -.. , Look at Tills. All county warrants registered prior to May 1, 1S90, will be paid at my office. Interest ceases after the 21st inst. ' Wm. Michell, County Tress. ' Dated May 19, 1S94. ,2m. It Should Be In Every Bouse J. B. Wilson, 371 Clay St., Sharps urg, Pa., says he will not be without Dr. King's New Discovery for consump i ion, coughs and colds, thai it cared his ifewho was threatened with pneumonia ifter an attack of "la grippe," when various other remedies and several phy sicians had done her no good. Robert Barber, of Cook 8 port, Pa., claims Dr King's ' New Discovery has done him more good thanany thing he ever used for lung trouble. Nothing like it. ' Try it. Free trial bottles at Snipes & Kia- ersly's. Large bottles. 50c. and $1.00. . HASH AND REHASH. ; A Russian is not of age until he' is twenty-six. . ; V " : A def.b farm .is one of the attractions at Bangor, Me. , ; The thread of a silkworm is l-l,000th of an inch thick. . 'jOTICB. To Whom it Slay Concern: -" Notice is hereby given that by order of the common council made and en tered on the 3rd da v of Mav. 1894, 1 was authorized and directed to advertise the matters substantially contained in the locket of city liens of the assessment of property for the construction of an 8 inch terra cotta sewer in Lincoln street ho provided by special ordinance No. 285. which paseed -the common council of Dalles City March 12th. 1894, and was approved by the tnavor March lath, 1891. - That the assessments which Lave not heen paid upon the property as now ap pears in said lien, docket are as follows : Lots 8 and 9,block 1 Trevitt's Ad- anion, vjapt. McNuity I4 30 Lots 4, 6 and 6. block 1, Trevitt's Addition, Mrs. Marv Booth... 73 95 Lot 3, block l.Trevitt'8 Addition, - J. L. Thompson . . . 24 65 Lots 1 and 2 and s of S, block 5 Trevitt's Addn Catholic church 123 25 Lot 8, block 2, Trevitt's Addition Mrs. T. W. Sparks. 24 65 Lot 4, block 4, Trevitt's Addition, Mary uonzey... . . 24 65 That unless within five days from the final publication of this notice, to-wit, Monday, May 28th, 1894, as required by Sec. 74 of the charter of Dalles City. said sums above mentioned are not wholly - paid to the city treasurer and a duplicate receipt therefor filed with the recorder of Dalles City, the council will order a warrant for the collection of the same, to be issued by the recorder and ditected to the marshal. - Dated at Dalles City, Oregon, this 8th aay oi May, ia4. Douglas S. Dufur, m8-14t " Recorder of Dalles City. Rheumatism. Lumbago, Sciatica, Kidney Complaints Lama Back. ac 03. 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Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all ' kinds of work in his line at" reasonable figures. Has the , . largest honso moving outfit .. . . in Eastern Oregon, Address P.O.Box 181,The Dalles Jew York Weekly -AND- 41-ON Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. - " ITS TERRITORY, . It is the supply city for an extensive and rioh agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer Lake, a distance of pver two hundred miles. . The Largest Wool Market. .The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. .' " ; " ' ' - The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping point in America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this- year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled in the near fature. ' .; . The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley . find market ' here, and the country south and east has this year filled the .' warehouses, and all available storage places' to overflowing with -their 'products. " -v. ITS WEALTH. It is ,the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is scattered over and is being used to develop more farming country than is tributary to any other city in Eastern Oregon. . Its situation is unsurpassed. Its climate delightful. Its pos sibilities incaloulaMe. Its resources unliwied. And on these orner fcoms sh'ttnd. - . ' When the Train stops at TOE DALLES, get off on the Soath Sid - ' . ...... ST THE flEW COLiUjVlBlfl HOTEli. . ' , . -ofa- - This larre aiid popular House does t'm principal hotel baldness, V and is prepared to furnish the l'c Accommodations of any -House in the city, and at the low rata of . $i.oo per Day. - first Qlass Ieals, 25 Cerjts. Office for all State Lines lea vine The Jsillea for all . .. points In Esttws Oregon and JCastern Washington, . la this Motel. - , Corner of Front and Union Bta. 'There is a tide in tlte affairs of men which, taken at its jiooa " leads on to fortune." The poet unquestionably had reference to the "' ' Elii-ii Sale 01 m v FoMp k Carpels at CRANbALL Who are selling those goods MICHEL.BACH BRTCK. P. BUNN -' ' ' . 'V - . Pipe WOIR; MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third Street next door west of Young & Hubs' v , . Blacksmith Shop. , Tribune $1.75.t Oregon, T. T. rllCHOLAS, Propr. & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced ratesv - . ITNTON ST. . UNDER PRESSURE.