" ' ' LET IT RUN
and your cough may end in some
thing serious. It's pretty sure to,
if your blood is poor. That is just
-Lo time and condition that invites
Consumption. The seeds are sown
atnd it has fastened its hold upon
-you, before you know that ri is
sear.
' It won't do to trifle and delay,
when the remedy is at hand. Ev
ery disorder . that can be reached
through the blood yields to Dr.
Pierce's Golden " Medical Discovery.
For Severe Coughs, Bronchial,
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Scrofula in every form, and even
the scrofulous affection of the lungs
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It is the only blood - cleanser,
strength -restorer, and flesh -builder
so effective that it can be guaran
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in every case, you have your money
back. All medicine dealers have it.
For every case of Catarrh which
they cannot cure, the proprietors of
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy agree
to pay $500 in cash. You're cured
by its mild, soothing, cleansing, and
healing properties, or you're paid.
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6 p. m. Live stock shipments eolicted.
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OREGON
PRINCE OF OFFICE BOYS."
An Editor' Guardian Who Was Worth
- His Weight in Gold.
He was an office boy worthy of a
place among heroes, albeit his lot was
cast in the newspaper office of a west
ern town, where enduring1 fame is
crowded to the wall, says the Detroit
Free Press. He occupied a place
at the foot of the editorial. stairs,' and it
was his duty to jrive warning- to the
editor when an irate visitor came with
a gun to correct an item appearing-in
the paper. With a polite bow and a
pracious smile he was wont to inform
the visitor that he would g-o and see
the editor was in, and then if the editor
concluded, from the boy's description of
the 'callor, that it was safe to see
him lie was in; otherwise he crawled
into a tire-proof safe in a back room
and waited until the danger was past
One day a man came who was particu
larly tifjly. He was a lawyer-politician
in the nciprhboring- town, and the editor
had not lilteretl the language he used
in describing his moral turpitude.
"I want to sec the editor,"' he growled,
as he started upstairs.
"Til see if he is in,' sir," smiled the
boy, innocently getting- in his way.
"Well, I gness not," exclaimed the
visitor, jfrabbing- him by the coat col
lar. "I've heard how the chump has a
way of turning people down- when he
doesn't want to see them and I won't
have it. You stay right where you are
and I'll attend to this business myself."
And he slapped the boy down hard in a
rickety chair. -
, The boy gasped, but he didn't lose his
wits..
"That's all right, mister," he said,
shoving a pad of paper and pencil at
the man, "but before you go up them
stairs won't you please write out an
ante-mortem statement for use at the
coroners inquest?"
The man stopped a moment in hi
headlong career.
"It's a favor to me, sir," pleaded the
boy; "for the coroner gives me a dollar
apiece for 'em, and the five or six a week
I get barely supports my poor sick
mother and me," and he wiped his eyes
on his coat sleeve.
The boy's pathetic earnestness affect
ed the visitor visibly.
"Cm er cr " he hesitated, as he
started for the door, "on the whole, I
guess I'll postpone my visit until this
afternoon," and then he disappeared,
and the boy drew a long breath and
chuckled away down in his honest little
heart.
RIGHT-HANDEDNESS.
Mo Knowing; Whether the Preference Is
tho Result or Original Condition.
The causes of right-handedness' have
g-ivo;i anatomists much material for
speculation, and more than one curious
thi-ory has leen advanced to account for
the fact thtit men habitually use the right
hand in preference to the left. Some
have attempted to explain the differ
ence, on anatomical grounds, declaring
that the course of the artery to the right
arm, being more direct from the heart,
admits the blood in irreater quantity to
that member, so conducing to its su
perior strength. This, however, is as
signing cause which, on close exam in -
tion, seems inadequate, for the causes
of phenomena have often a deeper
source than the mechanism of means.
In considering- the subject the St. Louis
G lobe-Democrat thinks it should not
be forgotten that the preference for
the right hand is, save in exceptional
cases, universal; the accounts of trav
elers stating that rijrht-handedness
is as general among savage nations
as among the civilized, a fact which
goes, to indicate that- there may
be some constitu tional tendency toward,
the use of the right hand in preference
to tho left. In this connection it should
not be forgotten that there is a marked
distinction between not only the right
and left hands, but also between the
two sides of the body, the right being
larger and stronger than' the left, the
superiority extending even to vital
properties, as the left is more frequently
attacked by such diseases as paralysis.
The right foot is almost as superior to
the left as the right hand, for in the
case of dancers, not only are the more
difficult feats of agility performed by
the right, but a double amount of train
ing is required to give the left foot and
limb a degree of efficiency that will
prevent a. contrast being , seen by the
spectators. Few people walk evenly
aod the greater strength of the right
side is the cause of persons lost in the
woods traveling in a circle, always
turning to the left. These facts, with
many others that may be cited, lead to
the conclusion that nature is the guide
in the more frequent use of the right
hand, but whether the present prefer
ence is the result of an original condi
tion or of hereditary training will al
ways be an open question.
just tlie Man fur th Place.
The Toledo Blade tells of a cbedueto:
on a western railroad who possessed a
remarkable memorv.- An o-Sv-inl of the
road who had doubted his elided now-
1 ."r v. "c "'"-i"K
"J"uk . uui. Vaa tae c'
' ductor said to him
I nctor sam to mm: "iiiere is my tram
book. Along the line -I .have taken in
more than one hundred passengers, and
while you hold the book I will tell you
the station at which every passenger
got on and off, the class of ticket that
each one carried, the color of the ti-.-kot.
whether the passenger was male cr fe1
male and the destination of all the pas
sengers transferred. The liat was
gone Over and he did not err in a a ingle
instance. lie then stated that In; coulC
describe every one of those one hundred
passengers, giving the manner of dress,
color of eyes and hair and general ap
pearance, and could select the Jot out oi
an assemblage of thousands.
The Balm cf UllcacL
The real balm of Gilead is the dried
juice of a low shrub which grows in
Syria. It is very valuable r.ml sparse.
for the amount of balm jieldcd by one
shrub never exceeds sixty drops a day
According to Josephus the balm or bal
sam of Gilead was one of the present:
given by the queen of Sheba to' Ktnf
Solomon. - The ancient Jewish physi
cians prescribed it ' evidently for dys
INCIDENTS Jr uroLONES...
Jl. Befrlgcerator That Apparently Walkod
Downstair Int. n IVl!ar.
Some remarknHi' , i.torivs are told
a. omit narrow eisepis fnrei injury" ox.
death by the rex-ut iiootls anil cyclones
and the qucel'pos-i'! U ;s in which people
have been left aftsr-tlw; subsidence of
the waters or pirii:;? f tlio storms.
The telegraph rt-p -r: cxj.Mu in ed a few
' r
days ago how u m:: ;
wag-on an"' ie.siL
on the top of .a li::
the cyclone vi.vt-l
i v:;s lilted from a
.t with frvat care
'.i-tt frstre. When
Wotiirsijlon,- Ivan.,
.r'tiisff n letter in
''-r ftithi.-r'-s house
'. he ..ttr-ii ' broke
i.:o school yard,
:.iv.jvLr2d. J tut this
( a young- v. oi-.iun
.the second story-. 'of
and a moment : i'v
she was standing i i
three blocks a way. v.
was not all. Tiie'j"
rii:fr ;uly had com'
pany. A younjf ;:i-m whom shu knew
came sailing- tmMw:v
.ed nearby.. J! h -1
a restaurant a
but had boon fi--lc--.l
"and finally ir-.'v,:.
near the younf? l:i.)y.
a refrigerator lill---.'.
eggs, numerous Ix-i.
rived by express.
meat, butter, vv?-'.t
th-- r.irandalis:ht-
liT"g't shelter in
v r f niilv; away,
: :nl carried off
! v.i ut .injury
SSofore the storm
v.i';'. three dozen
!c i -..iii-.'h had ar
: v. la. -ruing-, and
sWois- ;U:., rested
quietly in
After the
the di:.l:)-:-x.iu up stairs,
storm ;.: r..fr!jorator, up
right and withont :itiytHing inside
broken, wns found i:: 1!v; collar.- The
house had blown :v.vay, the floor remaining-,
and, ' the KniTulo News says,
the only way for th .- ri-l'rigcrator to get
to the cellar was walk downstairs
and go through the door.
Bears' Call Is Worth Money.
A bear's gall was recently sent to a
gentleman in this city, say3 the El Paso
(Tex.) Herald, as a slight token of es
teem from an intimate and dear friend
in the country, with the suggestion that
it might possess a pecuniary, value in
the Chinese language.' Thinking that
it was intended to imply that he lacked
gall, our city gentleman threw it in the
street. Soon afterward a Chinaman
came in, and, on being interrogated,
offered one dollar for it. The work of
redeeming it by a side door occupied
one minute, and the price obtained was
two dollars. They are considered very
valuable by Chinese physicians, and are
much sought after. We now quote
bears' gall in fair demand, with limited
supply; political gall abundant, with
few takers.
How's This!
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
enred by Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
we the undereiurned nave known b. J.
Cheney for the lact 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transaction and financially able to carry
out any obligation made by their firm.
WE8T& Ieaps, Wholesale Drneeietn.
Toledo, O.
Waldino. Kinnan & MAKVXJf. Whole
sale Drugcrists, Toledo, O.
Hall s Uatarrh VJure is taken intern
ally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucouB surfaces ot the-system. .Trice
75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Testimonials fre.
Joshua Thomas, of Baltimore, who
was a member of Oen. Lee's staff, has
given to the Maryland Confederate
home the camp-chair used by the gen
eral. It is. a much-worn folding chair,
captured originally from United States
troops.
,. Sleeplessness.
Remove the cause by regulating the
bowels, by establishing good digestion
and by quieting the nerves with Sim
mons Liver Regulator. ' Try it and you
will soon know the blessings of good
health and sound sleep.
Tub Chinese gong owes its abom
inable resonance to the peculiar alloy
used in its construction. The Chinese
claim that this instrument of torture
was invented in order to frighten the
devil, and some people are of the opin
ion that the Celestial idea was not far
wrong.
See the Worm's fair for Kifteen Cents.
Upon receipt of your address and fif
teen cents in postage stamps, w will
mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio
of the world's Columbian exposition,
the regular price is fifty cents, bnt as we
want you to have one, we make the
price nominaf. You will find it a work
o' art and a thing to be prized. It con
tains full pageviewa of the great bnlld
ings, with descriptions of same, and is
executed in highest style of art. If not
satisfied with it, after you get it, we will
refund the stamps and let you keep the
book.- - Address
H. E. Bcckxen & Co.,
. - ' Chicago, 111,
"Mr husband has all the virtues but
one," remarked the wife of a strug
gling young Kensington doctor.
"What is that?" asked her sympathetic
friend. "Patients," sadly replied the
young wife. Philadelphia Record., -
Haeltlem's Anno salve.
The best salve in the worid for cuts,
braises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
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It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin
ersly. '" ' ' '
- Stockholders Meeting.
Notice is hereby given that there will
be a meeting of the stockholders of the
Waeeo Independent Accademy, at the
accadeiny bnilding, i Dalles City on
Thursday, May 10th, 1894, at 1 o'clock
p. m. for the purpose of electing seven
directors, and transacting such other
hnfines8 as may properlv come before
said meeting.
Bv order of the president,
tmlbth H. H. Riddell, Secy.
. Notice. N,
All city warrants registered prior to
October 3, l9l, are now due and paya
ble at my office. '. Interest ceases after
this dat. I. I. Burget, City Trcas.
Dated Dallea City, May 1, 1894.
A SONG - OF THE ROAD.
Come, comrades, since tho way is long '
Let's 'Uvea it by tune and song,
And greeting Rive to all we pass:
To irhito-ot-hcad, to ligbt-of-houd.
To matron crave and laughing lass.
t- Hurrah, for land and by-way,
-. --. I?or distant path and n gh way, - - ' .
. For Iriends va Erect, tor foes we meet,
:"' Along the world's broad hignway!
"Tis mora.ni-brealj : lithe limbs are strong; j
Who dre ires of cr.mo and guilt and wrong?
Yon youn.'ji'ns; and his vloleteyesr
Kay, l:e:i-or-c.-iud and love-so-blind
Aro wisdom-iiroot and folly wise.
Hurrah for lane and by-way.
Ford stantpath and nigh way.
For friends we frreet, for foes we meet,
Along tlie world's broad highway!
Ti3 noontiilo: let us spend an hour
Dream drinking ere we lose the power,
Acd-all our pleasure disappears,
Since slight-of-hcart aad blight-of-heart
Have sworn the goolot smaoks of tea's
Hurrali for lane and by-way.
For distant path and nigh way. '
For t riotiu-i we greet, for foes we meek
Along tl:d world's broad highway I
T-s night urnl'low: foul thieves have mobbed
Thenrik ones here aad left tUem lobbed
Of bore, aad f a th. and love, and rest;
But surc-cf-Bou! and puro-of-soul
Still fold xt'.ir tre::surs to their breast.
Hurrah for hioe ao.l by-way.
. Fordistnnt putu and nigh way.
For every one whoso journey's done,
Who's gained tho distant sky-way!
' Jul.e M. L. ppmann, la Oeotu- y
The First Shot.
" About the year 17S8 a Bristol nluuibei
named Watts dreamed that he was out
in a shower of molten lead. lie ob
served that the metal came down ir
spherical drops, and afterward, to fine
whether it would be so, he. went to the
top of a church and poured melted metaC
into a vessel of water below. To hif
great delight he found th;t tho lend had
gathered into beautifully formed g-lob
alar balls and he at once' took out i
natcnt.
Tbe Frnther of -Waters.
Although the Mississippi, including
the Missouri, is about 4,300 miles ix
length, and the Amazon 4,029, while the
St. Lawrence is only 1,450 miles, the
latter is held to comprise the largest
body of fresh water on the earth. In
cluding the great lakes and its tribu
taries," covering about 73,000 squaw
miles, the aggegrate mass of water if
estimated at 9,000 cubic miles.
;
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Been prescribed over 85
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Before an Afltr. tTt!
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some worthless medicine In place of this, leave his
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we will send by return mail. Woe, one package,
Ct;slz,SS. One will please, six wUl cure. Pamph
let in plain sealed envelope, 8 cents postage. -
Address The W-ood Chemical Co..
131 Woodward avenue, Detroit, 3Iioh,
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Music washes away from the soul
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Sweetest melodies are those that are
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March 23, 1B9S:
S. B. Mid. Mfg. Co.,
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Gentlemen :
On arriving home last week, I found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Oar
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted away to 38 pounds, ie
now well, strong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. Both of the children like
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure , has cured
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So give it to every one, with greetings
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-AND
The
Wasco County,
The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head
of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros
perous city. ' . -
ITS TERRITORY.
It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural
and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Summer
Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles.
The Largest Wool Market.
- The rich grazing country 'along the eastern slope of the Cas
cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep,' the wool from '
which finds market here. . '
' ' The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping point in
America, about 5,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. -
ITS PRODUCTS.
The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding
this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more
than doubled in the near future. : . :
The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market
here, and the country south and east has this year . filled the
warehouses, and all available storage places to overflowing , with
their products.
' ' ITS -WEALTH.
It is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is
scattered over and is being used to develop more farming country
than is tributary to any other city in Eastern Oregon. ;
- -Its situation is unsurpassed.' Its climate delightful. Its pos
sibilities incalculable. fts resources unlinid. And on these
orner "tones sh- stnI. : -''
When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get eff on the South Side "
XtEW COLiU jVlBlA HOTEIi.
' This Iarfre and popular House does tlie principal hotel business
and is prepared to. furnish the F '.'t Accommodations of any
House in the city, and at the Inn- rate of ' -
Ji.oo per Day. - pirst QIass Tea!s, 25 Cerjts.
Office for all Stage tines leavlnc The Dallea for all
Jtolnta In Eastern Oregon and Kastern WasHinton,
n this Hotel.
Corner of Front and Union Sta.
'There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flood
leads on to fortune"
The poet unquestionably had reference to the -
Cllif-Oil Si I
Frill V Caiiicts
at CRANDALL
Who are selling these goods
MTCHET.BACH BRTCK,
D. BUNN
Pipe WorK, Till
MAINS TAPPED
Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young sl Kusa
. . Blacksmith Shop. 1 '
Weekly T
ribune
Oregon,
T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr.
& BURGET'S, -
out at greatly-reduced .rates
- -. TTNTON' ST.
Repairs W Roofing
UNDER PRESStTKE.