iliiiiliMil A LONG PROCESSION of diseases start from a torpid liver and impure . blood. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cures ev ery one of them. It prevents them, too. Take it, as you ought, when you feel the first symptoms (lan- . guor, loss ot appetite, dullness, de pression) and you'll save yourself from something serious. In building up needed flesh and strength, and to purify and enrich the blood, nothing can equal tho "Discovery." It invigorates the fiver and kidneys, promotes all the bodily functions, and brings back health and vigor. For Dyspepsia, liver Complaint," Biliousness,-and all Scrofulous, Skin and Scalp Dis eases, it is the only remedy that's guaranteed to benefit or cure, or the money is refunded. A kinging :ntoisb in the ears, head ache, dealncsH, eyes weak; obstruction of nose, dis charges fall ing into throat are avmiv iSmilfflflf toms of Ca- . l. T'k 1 l,. Li 11. JL UC1 13 U a medicine that will cure you, no matter how bad your case or of how long standing. That's Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. mob of r: Eatlfy, Quickly. Permaoantly Restored. WEAKNESS, NERVOUSNESS, DEBILITY, and all the train of avlla from early errors or later exoeeses, tiiM results of. overwork, sickness, worry, etc Pull strength, development and tone given to every organ and gortlon of the body. Imple. natural methods. Immediatelmprovement seen. Fallare Impossible. 3,000 references. Book, explanation and proofs Basiled (sealed) free. ERIE MEDICAL CO. BUFFALO. N.Y. THOSE WHO WISH Glassr Lime, Cement, PLASTER. LATH, Picture ppamcs, AND Shafting, Ptilleys, Belting, Engine and Boiler, CALL. AND SEE -The Regulator Line" vile Dalles, Fortlaiii and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freignt and Passenger Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill at. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PASIBNOBK RATI. Om way Round trip. ,f2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be brought through, -without delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, . W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE DALLES. OREGON J THE MEBUY-GO-ROUXD.. How the - Eemarkabla B3sst3 of Carrousels Are Produced. 4 Keir York Factory Vl'Uicli Tilrns Out MenK-r:e by the TJozrn and KpuI ixos IIuntiHouin I'roUts fro Chris tians and UoalUi-Mi. laons, unicorns, tigers, hippf.?rilTsT :! cls, dragons, elephants And elks, as veil as horses and jueknssos. are made rijclit licrc in New York, in a factory over on tho oast side, every tyorkhl;.? day of the year. They arc, say a 'tha Eccuin-j Sun, of tho excited, - rampant, startling, v.niio and often prciKoterou3 IciaJ; aei-a in lit? '"ccr rousels" at Ca:iC;y LiLi'.i.l, ia '.liflC'Cii'.-ui Park, and many other iIa-j03. Yrii;-.i tho carrousel was first invented, in Imly, in the tsnth century; when it was uomLiri:'.cd in Franco u fow hundred years later, si;id in fact, until recent times.people were satis fied with wooden horses, or jackim-sea, to ride on their mcrry-s'o rounds. Jiut mod ern genius, particularly tho Ar.ioriean kind of it. lias utilized moot of the ::niinal forms found iu tho mciiagerio cud this fan cies of heraldry; to ;pve a rrutesuuc pietur esqueness to the- carrousel. In firn, thi. wooden animals generally approximate sc closely to their original models that one has no diftieulty in recoguiziiis them. The elophaut's trunk prevents his bciiir looked upon as a lion; the camel's two hit::ipi vn dor it perfectly easy to dislinjruisii lii.a i roin the jackass, and anybody who will takw the troublo to observe Jhc antlers upon the deer will not make the mi;;take of con founding hici with the horse. 15ut. there i V point m th'r iirodui'tion when difference are far from plain. That is when they aw built up for tho carvers.' Kach animal is made up of a series of pieces cf tvro-iuch tmiViiir or liasswood plank, hVmlv srlwed rrv gecner so as 10 leave plenty ot wooa ioi chiselinjr and gouging away for develop ment of the desired form, yet keep the in side of the body hollow. At this stage the camel looks something like this: X 1 T in X "Very heavy basswood planks are glued on the sides of the built-up pile. Legs, cars and heads arc sawed out in apparently shapeless chunks of wood, and arc attached to the built-up bodies, either before or after carving, according to circumstances. The carvers are skillful workmen, deft in wieldinjr mallet, chisel and gouge, and under their rapid manipulation the clumsy pile of angles is speedily rounded aild shaped. But it is not every carver who can do this work. In fact, those who can arc very scarce. One must have a natural talent for it, somtahing of the sculptor's rrenius, to develop by his keen tools the llguro of an animal from tho clumsy mass of wood laid before him, and to give its features expression. Expression ! That is where tlicy just turn themselves loose. Their employer docs not interfere with their giving free rein to their fancy, and such excited, startled and enraged ex pressions as they put upon these beasts are often both amazing and amusing. The boss is proud of their achievements in this line. He says: "There is a drowsy, conservative tone about the English animals, while ours are sharp, animated, vigorous, vivacious." Oh, yes, they are; very vivacious, indeed ! And even if you have some doubts whether tho lion is roaring with laughter? or with rage, j-ou at least have the delight of know ing that he is doing something, and doing it very earnestly, too, with no 4i drowsy, con servative tone" about him. From, the hands of the carvers tho ani mals go to the paint shop, where they first .receive a heavy coat of brown body color, and they are tinted up with as free and un trammeled fancy as animated the genius that gavo them their vivacious expressions. The results may well rattle the mind of a child that has preconceived tho idea based upon observations in the menageries, but perhaps nature would have made the world much gayer and more gorgeous if she had had the chance to take some points from theso carrousel animals. Strict fidelity to nature may obtain in the blue, or oven the green, unicorn, for aught that anybody knows to tho contrary, and possibly the liippogrifT is born with ail that gilding on lain ; but what shall be said of tho carmine lion or the roso-pink elephant . Finally the animals that should have hairy tails are provided with them portions of real ones cut from cattle and then .they . aro all boxed up for shipment along with tho awn ing and hand organ, and tho sectional plat form, and tho central pole from which the whole machine is to depend, and tho cog wheels that aro to make it go around, and tho guys and braces that are to prevent it from falling down, and tho boxing to hide the perspiring man who turns the crank, and the littlo swoi-ds to jab at rings with, and the iron. riujrs to be jabbed at, with the brass one that gives a free ride next time to tho boy lucky enough to seize it. Carrousels aro only mado to order, and it takes two or three months to get one up, according to its size. A little one, supplied ouly with cifrht horses and two chariots, can bo frot complete for from $300 to $350, ac cording to finish. From that the scale for choico goes up to the mammoth concern forty feet in diameter, with eighteen arms, carrying thirty-five horses, two camels, two elephants, two deer, two lions, two jack asses nnd three double-seat dragon char iots, which may cost as much as fi,500, in dependent of the steam-engine to drive it cud the music machinery. The organs range in price from i 100 to $2,200, and the extra cylinders accompanying . them from $35 to slil each. Some years this establishment turns out forty or fifty carrousels. And they are sent uli over the world. One has been sent from here to Melbourne, Australia; another is just being shipped to Port-au-Prince, and an ext ranrdinarily vivacious set of animals are now being created to go to Kingston, Jamaica: .Single figures are frequently supplied, to take the place of broken ones, or to stimulate, by novelty, the flagging in terest cf youth. They range in price from f 14 to 50. Tho camel is most expensive, and the lion, nt i40. comeg nrvr. All Free. Those who have need Dr. King's New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have now the opportunity to try it free. Call on the adyertised drag gist and get a trial bottle,, free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and House hold Instructor, free. All ofwhich is guaranteed to do you good and cost 'yow nothing. Sold bv Snipes & K.inere,ly. 4,000 rolls wall paper, fresh goods and new designs, with borders and ceilings to match, just received, will be sold at hard times prices. . tjel. Jos. T. Pktkeb & Co. A GIRL SNAKE-KILLER. WltU a Stick, She Destroyed Five Cos - perneads. ... Clara Greth, a fifteen-year-old girl living with her parents on the outskirts of Heading, Pa., who had some thrill ing experiences with rattlesnakes and copperheads last summer, was sitting on the front steps the other morning, when she spied a big copperhead sun ning himself on the' sloping bank oppo site the house. She was plucky and self-reliant, and without telling anybody she determined to kill it. Taking up a shovel from the coal shed, she ran over to the bank, j where she found three copperheads in- I stead of one, and they all showed fight. She quickly dispatched two- of them, bat the third and largest one repeated- J ly leaped at her. After a short Strug- gle,' however, she succeeded in stretch ing it out dead with its companions, says the Cincinnati Commercial-Gazette. As soon . as she could recover her breath she examined the ground care fully and came to the conclusion that the snakes must have come out of a large hole beside an old fence post. So she kept an eye on the place during the rest of the morning, and late in the aft ernoon was delighted to see a big cop perhead come up and coil himself in the" sunshine near the post hole. She crept up behind it noiselessly and contrived to place herself between it and. the post hole before the reptile was aware of her presence. She then struck it with a heavy stone,, but missed her mark, whereupon the snake sprang wickedly at her bare feet. She jumped back lightly, just in time to escape the Wow. Then, before the enraged rep tile could strike again, she hurled an other stone at it, this time with truer aim, and broke its back. But no sooner had she made sure of that snake than a fif thone, bigger than any of the others, made its appearance. It fought hard, but she attacked it fear lessly. No more stones of effective size were near at hand, so the brave girl picked tip a stout stick, and with this she tackled her adversary at close quar ters. In a short time she came out best witli it, too. Then she proceeded to lay the snakes out in a row, .with their heads -'sloping down the bank. When her father, David Greth, returned .from work that avening and saw the five reptiles lying there, he was thunderstruck, and could ?arcely believe that his little daughter had effected the sltmghter alone. How's This! We ofler One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured lv Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. .7. CHENKY & CO., Props, Toledo, O. We the underpinned have known F. J. Cheney for the lact 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable' in all business transaction and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their firm. West & Tbacx, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Waldisg, Kiskan & Makvix, Whole sale Druggists, Toledo, O. HallV Catarrh Cure is taken intern ally, acting directly upon the blood and niucoua surfaces ot the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials frfe. Tiikooouk IJknt and his party, who started on an expedition to the Hadra- mnnt vui'.cv. in South Arabia, are ex- pecttui home, next mouth.- Some inter eiitin; resnlta are anticipated from his trio. WOOD'S PHOSPHODIXI3. The Great English Remedy. . Promptly and permanently cores all forma of Nervous Wcdkne31Kwiis9ions, Sjferw atorrhea, Impotency and aU effect of Mum or Exoaaea. Been prescribed over 25 ear in thousands of cases; Jitforc and After. tnomu druggist for Wood's Phoaohodinej U he offers some worthless medicine In place of this, leave his dishonest store. Inclose price In letter, and we will send by return mau. Price, one package, SI; six, 65. One vrtll please, eta mOloure. Pamph let In plain sealtd envelope, 2 cents postage. Address The Wood Chemical Co., 1C1 Wotxl ward avenuo. Detroit: II lea. Sold In The Dalles bv Snipes & KJuerslv. Sleeplessness. Remove the cause by regulating the bowels, by establishing good digestion and by quieting the nerves with Sim mons Liver Regulator. Try it and you will soon know the blessings of good health and sound sleep. A sullex silence works worse mis chief than a royal row. Mas is the head of the house, but woman is the neck that turns it. Bnclclen'a Ariurs aalve. The best ealve in the world for cuts, brmseti, sores, nlcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all. skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Ktn ersly. ' The regular subscription price of the Weekly Chronicle is $1.50 and the regular price of the Weekly Oregonian is $1.50. Any one subscribing for The Chronicle and paying for one year in advance can get both The Chronicle and Weekly Obkgoniax for $2.00. All old subscribers paying their subscrip tions for one year in advance will be en titled to the same offer. : Teachers' Kxamlnation- Notice is hereby given that for the .purpose of making an examination of all persons who may offer themselves as candidates for teachers of the schools of this county, the county school superin tendent thereof will bold a public ex amiuation at bis office in The Dalles, be ginning at 1 o'clock p. -m. Wednesday, May 9th, 1894. . . , Dated this 30th day of April, 1894. , Troy uelly, County scbojbl Supt. Wasco Co. diwtd. . ,''' . " - Ask your dealer for Mexican Silver Stove polish. t I 11 IT fifflP DOGS THAT WENT FISHING. A Newfoundland That Was Fond of Catch. ing Crab. . I once knew two dogs that, took great delight in catching crabs, t-nys writer in Forest and Stream, not soft crabs, , but lusty, hard ones, capable of uiahtupt a good fight. When about twelve years of age I used to spend my yar.t.ioiis at a large farm on a tributary of tire Chesa rxp!i V - .-"-1 1 was another boy and two dogs at this house. One of the dogs was a large Newfound land, and the other was one of those medium-sized, puzzling combinations of short hair and no particular color rro1r..1.'lv ;n uli juid lo0-. ;i;i oon- llr ilp" '- ' nig auont in the shallow water at the foot of the yard and evidently searching for something. I found that he was looking for crabs. When a crab was discovered.he would prunce- around it, and, after making several attempts, seize it in his mouth and bring it tip on. the beach, and then play with it, much as a cat does with a mouse, until the poor crab was either dead or helplessly exhausted, lie seemed to do this for the mere sport of the thing, bar'zing all the time in a tone that denote.! excite ment rather than anger, lit- a.vcr ate the'erabs after killing them. T'.i3 ci-ubs fought back to the best of their ability, and it was often difficult to say which had the tightest grip, dog or crsib. for the crab would fasten on to :virn( por tion of the dogs month w ith 1 th of his powerful pinchers, and it woul.l require much shaking before ho would tirox oir- Persons who sympathize with the afflicted will rejoice with D. E. Carr of 1235 Harrison street, Kansas City. He is an old sufferer from inflammatory rheumatism, but has not heretofore been troubled in this climate. Last winter he went up into Wisconsin, and in con sequence has had another attack. "It came upon me very acute and severe," he said. "My joints swelled and became inflamed; sore to touch or almost to look at. Upon the urgent request of my mother-in-law I tried Chamberlain's Pain Balm to reduce the swelling and ease the pain, and to my agreeable sur prise, it did both. . I have need three fifty-cent bottles and believe it to be the finest thing for rheumatism, pains and swellings extant. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton, drugrgists. Chains of wheat found in Egyptian mummy cases . have been known to germinate after lying1 dormant for 8,000 years. The plant they produced is abnofit identical with the wheat grown in Egypt at the present time. See the Worm's Fair for Fifteen Cents. Upon receipt of your address and fif teen cents in postage stamps, we will mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio of the world's Columbian exposition, i cbe regular price is fifty cents, but aa we want you- to have one, we make -the price nominal. You will find it a work o art and a thing to be prized. It con tains full page views of the great build ings, with descriptions of same, and is executed in highest style of art. If not satisfied with it, after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let you keep the book. Address H. E. 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Current la instantly felt by wearer or we forfeit $(,000.00, and will cure all of the above diseases or no pay. Thou. 'nds nave been cored by this marvelous invention after all other remedies faired, and we frlve hundreds of testimonials in this and every other state. Our PewsrmI Isisrsvea ELECTRIC bWEVSOKY. tho prpioest boon ever offered weak men. FKKK Mth ai Belts. Health sad Tlcersas Btrncta SCalUirrKXO la 60 1 Oa Send for IllusM Pamphlet, mailed, sealed, free 8ANOEN CLEOTRIO CO.. fro. ITS Sires sttreet XOJbtXXNn OILB. Removed to corner Third and Washington streets, Portland, Or. : J. F. FORD, Eraielist, Of Dec Koines, lows, write, under dsc ot March 22, UB6: ' S, B. Mid. Mfg. Co., Dnfur, Oregon. Gentlemen: . . On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Oar little girl, eight and one-half yean old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, ie now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. 8. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your 6. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greeting for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, v Mr. fc Mrs. J. F. Ford. If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerfal, and read; for the Spring's work, cleans, your system with the Headache and liver Care, by taking two en three doses each Week. Sold under a positive guarantea. 6 cents per bottle by all druggists. Hew York Weekly Tribune -AND OHLY Wasco County, The Gate City of the Inland Empire is situated at the head of navigation on the Middle Columbia, and is a thriving, pros perous city. . ITS TERRITORY. It is the supply city for an extensive and rich agricultural and grazing country, its trade reaching as far south as Bummer Lake, a distance of over two hundred miles. The Largest Wool Market. . . The rich grazing country along the eastern slope of the Cas cades furnishes pasture for thousands of sheep, the wool from which finds market here. The Dalles is the largest original wool shipping . point in America, about $,000,000 pounds being shipped last year. ITS PRODUCTS. The salmon fisheries are the finest on the Columbia, yielding this year a revenue of thousands of dollars, which will be more than doubled in the near future. The products of the beautiful Klickitat valley find market here, and the country south and east has this year filled tha warehouses, and nil available storage places to overflowing with their products.' . ' . ITS WEALTH. It is the richest city of its size on the coast and its money is scattered over and is being used to develop more farming country ' than is tributary to any other city in Eastern Oregon. . Its situation is unsurpassed. Its climate delightful. Its pos sibilities incalculable. Its rsources unlimited. .And on these orner "tone sh mU. , . When the Train stops at TOE DALLES, get off on the South Side - T THI - fiEW COliUMBlfl HOTELt. This large and popular House dof. tlie principal hotel business, and is prepared to furnish the Must Accommodations of any House in the citr, and at the love rate of $1.00 per Day. - pirst Qlass T)eals, 25 Cerjts. Office for all Stage Lines leavlnr 'die Dalle, for all point. In Kastern Oregon and asteru Wasbinrtoa, in thU Hotel. . Corner ai Trout and Union Sts. "There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its JIeoA . . leads on to fortune" The poet unquestionably, had reference to the Clisirtt Sale -m : Fmiiore I Camels atCRANDALL Who are selling these Roods MIOHrXBAOH BRICK. D. BUNNE MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kum Blacksmith Shop. - $L75 Oregon, T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr. & BURGETS, out at greatly-reduced rates. . - UNION ST. UNDER PRESSURE.