"Hie Dalles Daily Chronicle. SUBSCRIPTION BATES. BT MAIL, POSTAGE PBEPAID, IK ADVAHCB. Weekly, 1 year. . J 1 60 3 " 0 50 Baly,l year..... 6 00 " 6 months.. 8 00 per " , 0 50 Address all communication to " TILE CHRON KLE," The Dalles, Oregon. Post-Offlce. OFFICE HOURS General Delivery Window 8 a. m. to 7 p. rn. Money Order " 8a.rn.to4p.rn. Sunday i D " 9 a. m. to 10 a. m. CL08IN0 OF MAILS trains going East 9 p. m. and 11:45 a. m. " West 9 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. 'Stage for Goldendale 7:30 a.m. " " Prinevillo 6:30 a.m. " "Dufur and Warm Springs. ..5:30 a.m. " t Leaving for Lyle & Hartland. .5:80 a. m. " " JAntelope 5:30 a.m. Except Sunday. fTri-woekly. Tuesday Thursday and Saturday. 1 " Monday Wednesday and Friday. MONDAY, APR. 30. 1894 jjEPUBlilCRli STATE TICKET For Congress, Second District, "VS R. ELLIS, of Heppner. For Governor, W. P. LORD, of Salem. For Secretary o Stiite, H. E. KINCAID, of Eugene. For State Treasurer, JPHIL. METSCHAK, of Grant County. For Supt. Public Instruction, G. M. IRWIN, 4i Union. For Supreme Judge, CHAS. E. WOLVERTON of Albany. For .Attorney-General., C. M. IDLEMAN, of Portland. For State Printer, . W. H. LEEDS, of Ashland. Tor Prosecuting Attorney, 7th Dist, A. A. JAYNE, of Arlington. for Member of the State Board of Equalization, W. C. WILLS of Crook county. For Representatives, T. R. COON, of Hood River. T. H. McGREER, of Antelope. cJOxrasTT ticket. For Sheriff,. THOS. J. DRIVER, of Wamic. For County Clert, A. M. KELSAY, of the Dalles. For. Supt. of Schools, inu l oncLLrii, or rioou xuver. For County Assessor, F. H. WAKEFIELD, of The Dalles. For County Treasurer, WJI. MICHELL, of The Dalles. For County Commissioner, A. S. BLOWERS, of Hood River. tor Coroner, TV. H. BUTTS, of The Dalles. For County Surveyor, E. F. SHARP, of The Dalles. . For Justice of the Peace, the Dalles, L. S. DAVIS. For Constable, the Dalles, A. A. URQUHART. Col. Breckinridge writes an open let ter to his constituents, and says he feels sore there is more work for him to do yet. But not ot the same sort, it is to be hoped. ; - Mrs. Cleveland's pet collie, Khep, ran way a few mornings" ago. While en tirely satisfied with his mistress, be could not stand the Administration He must be a Hill democrat. George francis Train is again making himself notorious by championing the Coxey array. It is a cheap notoriety, ' which almost any man can gain if he eo desires. Train's class is with Prof. Wig gins, Gov. Pennoyer, Mrs. Maybrick and Jack the Ripper. If this was not the most long-Buffering, ejipy-going government on arth the dangerous bands of Coxeyites forming 11 over the country would be broken up and dispersed almost as soon as they were formed. German newspapers ex press astonishment at what they term the absence of co-operation between the governments of the various states to nip the agitation in the bad. The sentiment that the world owes very man a living is no more fallacious than that the government is in duty bound to furnish every man labor. The people support the government and not the government the people. If the Coxeyitea war against the government they war against themselves, for if they renk down the government they have no home. - The leaders of the Coxey army will be tried and sonvicted for unlawfully seiz ing and running a Union Pacific train. The army itself will probably be dis ehanred. They are almost without ' reasoning power or ability of any nature, and their numbers make them unwieldly. Xven the leaders are too ignorant to get along. The idea they possessed that stealing and running a train would avail them anything was very foolish indeed. They should have known that such an act was the speediest and surest way of getting into the clutches of the law, and besides they had the benefit of the ex perience of the Butte army for ' an example. " ' " : Oregon is the only state so far which has treated the commonweal army in a practical common-sense manner; They will be disbanded and absorbed and all willing to work will find it. Oregon furnishes a lesson to the nation by her action. If every state would do the same way this insane movement would have a rational ending, and Coxey the Crank be temporarily without a voca tion. ' This is no year for scratching. Every republican should vote the straight ticket from top to bottom. If even the justice of the peace is elected it qualifies the opinion of the voters to a certain ex tent as to the great issues of this year. We want the sentiment to be unanimous and so plainly-spoken that it cannot be misread. If it cannot be said "as Wasco county, goes so goes the nation," let it at least be said," as the nation goes, so goes Wasco county." Concerning the statement that Judge Galloway, wthen he took office as county judge in Yamhill, found the county in debt $55,000, which debt he has paid.off, the Yamhill Reporter says the facts are about these, viz : "When he took the office the county was practically out of debt, notwithstanding that during the term of his predecessor an $80,000 court house had been built and a great many improvements made. By the middle of Galloway's term the county had become pretty near bankrupt, and it required the monstrous lew of 26 mills to bring it out. The county is nearly out of debt at present, but it is "in spite of rather than through any effort or capability on the part of the democratic nominee for governor. Judge Galloway is a good, kind-hearted and honorable citizen, but unless the office of governor is less in tricate than county judge he had better not be permitted to tackle it." SOME WONDERFUL THINGS. A 'Caramraar Schoolboy's Simple Account of II is Anatomy. "Martin." said a wise grammar-school boy to his little brother of six, "come here and tell me what you have inside of you." Jvothinpr," said Martin. 'Yes, you have. Listen! You've got a whole telegraph stowed away in your body, with wires running down to your very toes and oat to your finger tips.'.' "I haven't," said Martin, looking at his feet and hands. 'You have, through, and that isn't all. There's a big force pump in the middle of you, pumping, pumping, seventy times a minute, all day lon, like the great engine I showed you the other day at the locomotive work's. " "There is no such thin;? " "But there is, thouarh; and besides all these things, a tree is "growing in you, with over two hundred different branches, tied together with ever so many bauds and tough strings." ""That isn't so. at all," persisted the little boy about ready to cry. "I can feel mysel f all over, and there's no tree or engine, or anything else, except flesh and blood. 'Oh: that isn't flesh and blood; that's most of it wter. That is what you are made of a few gallons of water, a lit tle limo phosphorus, salt and some other thinprs thrown in." said his brother. Union Signal. WHERE DIVORCE IS EASY. No Absence f I om Xlusiness Needed to Get Ooe A moii tr the Saxitals. I never realized how simple marriage and divorce could be until reading in my Daily Graphic the other day a let ter from its lady commissioner on the customs of the Santals one of the ab original tribes of India. Permission to wed must be obtained from the circle headman. A price (usually three rupees), with a new sari each to her mother and grandmothers, is paid for a bride, but for a widow only half that sum, the argument being that a widow .will have to be re turned to her first husband in the next world. These formalities I presume are dispensed with in the case of a "Bazaar marriage," which is, however, equally binding. The young man watches his oppor tunity, dips his finger in red -paint or earth, and when the girl is out walk ing or shopping makes a mark- upon her brow. . If the girl declines to live with him" she is compelled to obtain a divorce a much more simple ceremony than that gone . through before Sir Francis Jeune, says the Gentlewoman. The pair upset a jar of water and tear in half three leaves of the sa l tree in the presence of their neighbors, say ing as they do so: "Now become we to one another even as brother and sis ter." " How cheap divorce would be if this were the custom here! But what would the lawyers do then, poor things? Sleeplessness Remove the cause by regulating the bowels, by establishing good 'digestion and by quieting the nerves with Sim mons Liver Regulator. Try it and you will soon know the . blessings of good health and sound sleep, 4,000 rolls wall paper, fresh goods and new designs, with borders and ceilings to match, just received, will be sold at hard times prices. - tjel. . Jos. T. Peters & Co. : . Ha worth the printer, at home 116 Court St., Feb. 1st. Poison the squirrels. Snipes & Kinersly's. Sare Shot at AN ARTFUL DODGER. The Loon'a ItnmedSsteness in Getting ' Tndcr Cover. - , Every treatise upon loons dwells ad- j miringly' upon their wonderful pow ers of self-protection, says a writer in the Boston Transcript. There is no de nying that all loons ever hatched up to date have been"artf ul dodgers" in su perlative degree. The question is often raised whether they are quick enough to dodge a bullet. I once had a guide who drew a distinction quite too fine, as I thought. He claimed that a loon could see the flash of a percussion cap at the' breech of a muzzle-loading piece, and could dodge, but admitted that with the rifle loaded like all mod ern ones, at the breecb, no loon could escape a shot rightly aimed. For my part, I do not believe the inter val of time between the fire at the two ends of the barrel to be measurable by eyes of birds or men, or anything short of a chronograph. AS to the question, however, it is possible to reason with tolerable confidence. We know the speed of a rifle bullet. Call it fourteen hundred . feet a second. Imagine your loon at that distance, or nearer. Then reflect how slowly a bird's head must move to use up more than a second in dropping a few inches under water. Gravity alone would carry it further than that. . It is easy to believe that if the wary bird hap pens to be lookiag toward the hunter, the rifle flash suggests' danger. A half second would give ample time to doiigre, provided the action begin promptly. It is safe to say that it takes a loon's weight in lead to kill him. and we may call it settled that if a loon does not dodge a bullet, at least the lead goes down in'the same hole in the water. Most persons ,will be surprised to learn that a needle in the corn-tie of its manufacture arid before placed an the market for "sale passes through the hands of from eighty to one hundred and twenty people. Eleven complete processes, each invol vh'.g several minor operations, are necessary before a sew ing needle is fit for sale. One of the largest, if not the largest, monoliths ever cut in this country, a granite column, 41)4 feet long. 6 feet in diameter and weighing 92 tons, has been :.u ccessfullj- transported from Stony Creek, Conn., to West Point, N. Y. it is intended for the battle monu ment at the latter place. The way she looks troubles the woman who is delicate, run-down or overworked. She's hollow-cheeked, dull-eyed, thin and pale, and it worries her. Now, the way to look well is to be well. And the way to be well, if you're aDy such woman, is to faithfully use Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. That is the only medicine that's guaranteed to build up woman '8 strength and to cure woman's ailments. In every "female complaint," irregularity, or weakness, and in every exhausted condition of the female sys tem if it ever fails to benefit or cure, you have your money back. Cheap Fencinjr. The cheapest and best barb wire is the "Waukegan." Thin stretches about 25 per cent, further to the same number of pounds than any other wire in the market. Call and examine it and you will be convinced that we have the wire you want. Jos. T. Petehs & Co., Sole Agents. WANTED. To exchange lots in the town of Win ans for a good, large team of horses, also a good farm wagon, spring wagon, har ness, plow, and harrow. I will be in The Dalles, Sat. April 2Sth, address A. Koss W inane, Hood Kiver, Wasco Co., Or. 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Issued weekly, elegantly illustrated, bas by far the largest circulation of any scientific work in tbo world. 83 a year. Sample copies sent free. ' Building Edition, monthly, tlSO a year. Single copies, 'iS cents. Every number contains beau tiful plates, in colors, and photographs of new bouses, with Dions, enabling builder, to nbnw t.lu i latent designs and secure contruts. Address 1 nusta k. co Haw youe. aii bboaswat. I FAIR j T here When you -buy of Stephens, no matter what goods you want. A fair living price only is charged for everything, and what is lost on Neckties, Shoe Dressing or Penny Nicknacs is not made up on a Suit of Clothes or a Dress Pattern. And taking it all the wav through on the following lines, a customer gets as good value for his money as anywhere itf Oregon. SUMMER DRESS GOODS. Outing Flannel, Sateens, . Challie, Novelties in "Weaves, Parasols, Laces and Embroideries. ' gjS Exclusive agents for the famous P. & N. CORSETS. Fair dealing accorded each 4md every customer. Let us make you a rate on yoir next bill of goods. ; Chapman Block. Second Street. J. 3. SCHBNCK, - President. J. M. Patterson, Cashier. First Rational Bank. :he dalles. OREGON A General Banking Business transacted Deposits received, Eubject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Port ' land.- DIRECTORS. D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schenck. Ed. M. Williams, Gko. A. Likbk. , H. Mall. FRENCH & CO., 'bankers. I ' TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKItfG BUSINESS t ' Letters of Credit issued available in he : Eastern States. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers soldon New York, Chicago, St. Louis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points in Or egon and Washington. Collections made at all points on fav orable terms. FIRSTCLKSS u n CAN BE CH RON ICLE O FFICE Reasonably PAUL KREFT & CO., DEALERS IN PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS ,: - 1 " And the Most Complete and the Latest Patterns nd Designs in 7S7" J. X-a IF 3EP'23.3Efc. - . My Practical Painters and Paper Hangers. "None but the best brands of ta Sherwin-Williams and J. W. Masary's Paints used in all jut work, and none bat the most skilled workmen employed. Agents for Masury Liquid Paints. No chemical combination or soap mixture. A first class article in all colors. Ail orders promptly attended to. , w Paint She" comer Third tf aefuugtuu 1'Lo iiallco 0re What ? TTinl - -'mK ilTTVjrTil TCnraino : ij h Hr'tt"' Shoulder Where ? TH E5 CELEBRHTED CO LJMB m, BREWERY , AUGUST BUCHLER,. PropV. This well-known Brewery is now turning out the best Beer and Portei east of the Cascides. The latest appliances for the manufacture of. good health ful Beer have been introduced, and on. y the first-class article will be p'.acwl oo be market, I CLEAR I WARM is Little Difference. I GENTS' FURNISHINGS. All-wool Clothing, Mixed Goods, Cotton Suits and Overalls, Shirts, Ties, Etc., Hats and Shoes. House Moving I Andrew Velarde IS prepared to do any and all kinds of work in his line at reasonable figures. Has the largest house moving outfit in Eastern Oregon. Ad d ress P.O.Box 181,ThoDaIIes John Pashek, The Merchant Tailor, - - . 76 Court Stireat, " Next door to Wasco Sun Office. . iy-Has just received the latest styles In Suitings for Gentlemen, and hs a large assortment of Fort Ign and Amer ican Cloths, which he can finish To Order for those that favor him. Gleaning and repairing a Specialty. HAD AT THE Ruinous Rates. (Vrlal Corsets. Health Reform. Waists. CViraota MiHsnn' WaiRfcH. Children's Waists. - . ' r. r JJraces ana tiose supporters maae io oraer mit m MM 111 jyj - At the Pacific Corset Company's Factory, north east of the Fair Grounds. It desired each garment ' will be fitted before being finished. Call at the fac tory and examine our goods, or drop a card in the office, and our agent will call and secure your order. NO CHANGE See our prices and be convinced. ' TIME TAKT.ES. K&ilroadft. ' In effect August 6, 1893. AST BOUND. o. Arrive 10:55 F. M. Departa 11:00 r H. WBST BOUND. o. 1, Arrives 3:39 A., si. ' Departs 8:44 A. u. LOCAL. ' Arrives from Portland at 1 p. M . Departs for Portland at 2 r. M. Two locai freights thut curry passengers leave me for the west at 8:00 a. St.. and one for the -ast at 5:30 A. K. : STAGES. Kor frltieville, via. Bake Oven, leave dally .1 6 A. M. rally at 6 A X. For Dufur. Etntrsler, Wamic, Wapinltla, Warm springs and Tygu Valley, leave daily, except nnday. at 6 a. M. For Goldendale, Wash., leave every day of the eek except Sunday at 7 a. k. Offices for all lines at tbe tlmallta House. ' (KOFB3SIONAL. H H. RIDDELL ATTOBNBT-AT-LiAW Office Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon. b. b. Durum. num niNim. - DO FUR, MKNEFEK ATTOBNBYS - AT law Rooms 42 -and 43, over Post jtnee Building, Entranoe on Washington Street rhe Dalles." Oregou. VS. BENNETT, ATTORNEY-AT-LA.W. Of . flee In Schanno'i building, up stairs. The alles, Oregon. r. F. MATS. B. S.HUNTINGTOV. H. S. WILSON. f AYS, HUNTINGTON A WILSON ATTOB VL HBYs-AT-LAW Omces, French's block over Irst National Bank: ' 1 - Dalles. Oregon. vv - H. WILSON Attobnkt-at-law Rooms French b Co. s bank building, Second itreet, The Dalles, Oregon. T SUTHERLAND, M. D., C. M.; F. T. M. C. M. C. P. and 8. O., Physician and Surgeon- Kooras 3 and 4, Chapman block. Residence Mrs. Thornbury's, west end of Second street. - - - - DR. ESHEL1LAN (Homeopathic; Phtbician and SUBOBON. Calls answered promptly l.y or night, city or country. Office No. 36 and '.Chanman block. wtf US. O. D. DOANE PHT8ICIAK AND 8UB 6BOS. Office; rooms 5 and 6 Chapman slock. Residence: S.' E. corner Court and rouna streis, sec iuu uwi uuiu iuc vuiud Office hours 9 to 12 A. M 2 to 5 and 7 to s P. M DslUUALL Dsntist. Gas given for the painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth .t ou tiowed aluminum place. Rooms: Sign of be Golden Tooth, Second Street. SOCIETIES. ASCO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. 4t A. M. Meets nrst and third Aionuay oi eacn monm at i DALLES ROYAL, ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday if each month at 7 P. M. ' fODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Jl lit Hood Camp No. 59, Meets Tuesday even pgof each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7 :80 p. m. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 6, I. O. O. F. Meets every Friday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K. it P. hall, corner Second ana court streets. ioiouming brothers are welcome.. g. Plough. Bec'y. H. a..Biij.s.N. G. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. Meets every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in Schanno's building, corner of Court and Second ttreeta. Sojourning members are cordial lj in Tfted. E. Jacobsen, D. W.Vausb, K. of R, and 8. C C. 4 SSEMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K V of P. haU the second and fourth Wednes lava of each month at 7 :80 p. m. VITOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE VV UNION will meet every Friday afternoon t 8 o'clock at the reading room. All are invited. rj-NHE DALLES LODGE No. 2, I.O.G.T. Reg X utar weekly meetings Friday at 8 P. M., a K. of P. HalL J. S, Wlnzleb, C. T. ; Diksmobe Parish, Seo'y. TEMPLE LODGE NO. 3, A. O. U. W. Meets in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers, an Second ttreet, Thursday evenings at 7 : So. J. H. BLAKENEY, W.8 MTBBS, Financier. M. W. JAS. NEBMITH P08T, No. 32, G. A. R. Meets every Saturday at 7:30 p. v., In the K. of P. Hall. AMERICAN RAILWAY UNION, NO. 40. Meets second and fourth Thursdays each month in K. of P. halL , J. W. Rbadt, W. H. Jombs, Sec y. Pres. BOF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in . the K. of P. Hall. ESANG VEREIffc-Meets every 8unday VT evening In the K. of P. HaU. BOF L, F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in K. of P. HaU the first and third Wednes- lay of each month, at 7:30 P. M. . THE CHURCHES. JT. r-ETERS CHURCH Rev.' Father Bbohs O - ecBBT Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at r a. M. High Mass at 10:30 A. H. Vespers at P, K. T. PAULS CHURCH Union Street, opposite O Fifth. Rev. Eli D.Sutclifie Rector. Services very Sunday at 11 A. M. and 7:30 P. M. Sunday School 9:45 A. K. Evening Prayer on Friday at ':80 - CURST BAPTI8T CHURCH Rev. O. D. TaT 1" lob, Pastor. Morning services every Sab oath at the academy at 11 a. k. Sabbath School Immediately after morning services Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor s ret lence. Union services in the court house at P. M. - - CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C Curtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 a. M. and 7 p. K. Sunday School after morning errlce. Strangers cordially invited.- Seats free. f - E. .CHURCH Rev. J. Whislbh., pastor. JX Services every sunasy morning at 11 a. m. Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock p K. Epworth League at 6:30 P. M. Prayer meeting every Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. A cordial in vitation is extended by both pastor and people to alL - - . ' CHRISTIAN CHURCH RBV.P. H. McGUPPBT Pastor. Preaching in the Christian church each Lord's Day at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. m. All are cordially Invited EVANGELICAL LUTHERAN Ninth street. Rev. A. Horn, pastor. Services at 11:80 a.m. Sunday-school at 2:80 p.m. A cordial welcome o every one. .