srar points,
rat of many, where Dr. Pierce's
Pellets are better than other pills:
1. They're the smallest, and eas
iest to take little, sugar-coated
granules that every child takes
readily.
2. They're perfectly easy in
their action no griping, no dis
turbance. 3. Their effects last. There's no
reaction afterwards. They regulate
or cleanse the system according to
size of dose.
4. They're the cheapest, for
they're guaranteed to give satis
faction, or your money is returned.
You pay only for the good you get.
6. Put up in glass are always
fresh.
C They cure Constipation, Indi-
fjstion, Bilious Attacks, Sick or
ilious Headaches, and all derange
ments of the liver, stomach and
bowels.
It cures Catarrh in the Head
perfectly and permanently
Ir, Sage's Catarrh Remedy.
"E.EB
Easily, Quickly,
Permanently Rettvrad.
Weakness,
nervousness,
debility,
and all the train of arils
from early errors or later
excesses, tae results oC
overwork, sickness,
worry, etc Full strength,
development and tons
Siren to every organ and
portion of the body.
Simple, natural methods.
Immediate improvement
seen. Failure Impossible.
2.(11) references. Book.
explanation and proofs
mailed (sealed) tree.
ERIE MEDICAL CO.
BUFFALO. N. V.
SNAKES s AND SNAKE STORIES.
India Haa D18 Known Varieties of Kep
. tiles Bat Only 33 Are folsonoii.
Surgeon General Sir William Moore
lately read a very interesting paper lie
fore the members of the JSalloon so
ciety, on snakes, says the AVestminstcr
Budget.
Sir William approached the consid
eration of the subject from a popular
rather than a scientific point of vievr,
mentioning as Ins reason for-.doinff so
that the names of snakes were so diffi
cult of pronunciation and more diffi
cult of remembrance. Sir William's
paper was based upon his experience
in India. He declared that more nos
trums had been proposed as a certain
cure for snakebite than for almost
anything' else. As there were in In
dia some two hundred and eighteen
known varieties of snakes only thirty
three of which were poisonous, it often
followed that persons were bitten by
non-poisonous snakes, and, after being
treated by some nostrum, of course
recovered; hence the alleged success
of those nostrums. Even poisonous
snakes did not always strike with the
poison fang. The teeth in all snakes
were crooked and hollow, and capable
of being erected or depressed at pleas
ure. The fang of the common viper was a
curious contrivance. It was a per
forated tooth loose at the root. . In its
quiet state the fang lay flat upon the
jaw, and was furnished with a muscle,
which a jerk suddenly erected. The
closing of the jaw pressed the tooth
upon the poison bag, and the fluid was
sent with considerable force through
the hollow of the tooth. It was
astonishing to know that the poison
might be swallowed without fatal re
sults, but the gallant officer did not go
so far as - to recommend the experi
ment. It had been said that in 1778 a
snake charmer exhibited snakes at
Bartholomew fair which danced on
ropes, but the lecturer was decidedly
skeptical on the . point. Describing
how best to avoid snakes, Sir William
said a line of carbolic acid powder
would keep a snake out of a room, but
before adopting this expedient it was
equally essential that they should
make sure that there was not a snake
in the room already, for then it would
not go over the carbolic linei even to
get out. He mentioned as the best
treatment for the snake bite the early
application of a ligature above the bite
as being the most important prelimi
nary step.
A DYING CUSTOM.
The Kngllsh Qaeen'i seconder No Longer
Wears a Conrt Costume.
It is under the administration of the
so-called '"peer premier" that the old
aristocratic custom which required the
mover and the seconder of the address
in reply to the queen's speech to do so
in court costume is receiving its first
death blow. Mr. Fenwick, who sec
onded the last address, did so in his
ordinary apparel, and the absurd re
vival of old usages thus received
warning to go. But the mover of the
address, Mr. Warner, appeared in mili
tary garb. That Ixrd Rosebery has
frankly consented to the innovation
upon, courtly practices shown by Fen
wick argues much for his breadth of
mind and his good sense. At one time
the wearing of conrt dress and ox
swords in parliament was the general
habit, and though that habit died out
about the end of the American war
members still continued to appear in
the house wearing thefr stars and rib
bons. Some old members also con
tinued to cling to court costume, at
least on special occasions, and finally
about one hundred years ago this dis
tinguished parliamentary garb was
abandoned. It is only retained by the
mover and the seconder of the address
from some prevailing notion that it
implies a mark of respect to the sov
ereign, and it has lingered on through
all the influences introduced by the
great reform bill of 1883 even into this
democratic age. ' - .
How's This!
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
for any case of Catarrh that cannot be
cared by Hall's Catarrh Core.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, O.
We the undersigned have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business
transaction and financially able to carry
oat any obligation made by their firm.
West S Tbattjc, Wholesale Druggists,
Toledo, 0.
Walding, Kinnas & Mabvis, Whole
sale Druggists, Toledo. O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure ia taken intern
ally, acting directly upon the blood and
mucous surfaces of the system. Price
75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists.
Testimonials free. .
' It has been estimated that at least
one-half of the power expended in the
operation of the average manufactur
ing establishment is wasted in over
coming the friction of lubricated sur
faces of shafting and other machinery.
A . magistrate of a Liverpool court
recently had tho odd experience of try
ing himself for an offense ag-aiasthe
lavr and inilictia'?' on himself a, heavy
penalty. A number of 'names of per
sons charged with allowing their chim
neys to be afire, through neglect of
cleaning1, came before .him and among
them was Uis own name. He was the
only magistrate present and the clerk
said that he could fine himself and
suggested that if he inflicted double
the usual penalty justice would be
'met., The , magistrate promptly fined
himself to this extent and. caused a
smile in court by lecturing another
offender of the same batch for his care
lessness and warning" him to be more
careful in the future.
Resnsclt&tion -Extraordinary.
A curious method of resuscitation in
vogue, among the miners of Scot
land in the case of insensibility from
exposure to choI:e-damp, and which is
said to be very efficacious, is as fol
lows: The half suffocated ,man is
placed face downward over a hole
freshly dug in the earth, and allowed
to lie until he shows signs of con
sciousness. - The idea involved in this
proceeding is - that the fresh earth
draws the foul gas out of the lungs.
, " All Free. f
Those who have used Dr. King's New
Discovery know its value, and those who
have not, have now the opportunity to
try it free. - Call on the advertised drag
cist and get ' a trial bottle, free. Send
your name and address to H. E. Bucklen
& Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of
Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well
as a copy of Guide to Health and House
hold Instructor, free. All of which is
guaranteed to do you good and cost yon
nothing. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly.
- - Stockholders Sleeting-. ' .
Notice is hereby given that there will
be a meeting of the stockholders of the
Wasco Independent Accademy, at the
accademy building, in Dalles City on
Thursday, May 10th, 1894, at 2 o'clock
p. m. for the purpose of electing seven
directors, and transacting such other
business as may properly come before
said meeting.
By order of the president.
tmlOth H. H. Ribdell, Secy.
Destroy the Pests.
1 YOU TRIED DRUGS. AHQ FAILED
TO FIND A CUKE KOR
R-IEUfV3ATISFV LUMBAGO, SCSATICA,
KIDMEY, LIVER and BLADDER
COMPLAINTS, DYSPEPSIA, LAME-BAC,wc
DE. SAN DEN'S ELECTRIC BELT
with felectro IHaarnetic njsjwb.
aory will cure without medicine
all of the above troubles. Those who
suffer from Nervous Debility
osses, lira inn, Lost manhood,
el vo a n A Slcnl ...(if. m
vPoot Memory, all Kcmal f)pm
the effects of abuses, excesses, worrj
or exposure, will find relief and prompt
euro in oar marvelous Invention,
which requires hat a trial to convince
the most skeptical. In ignorance of af.
fects yon may have unduly drained
yonr system oinerre force and vitality
which Is electricity and thus
caused your weakness or lack of force..
If you replace into your system the
J BB. SIMM'S ELECTBIC BttT.Jp
.Vr. - rat : '
elements thus drained, which are re
quired for vigorous stiencrth, you will
remove the cause and health, streofrtrj
and vigor x111 follow at once. Thlr
LI lliu wouuvaubt exvuva we
in our plan
DntrsnfAA
TRUER CLASSES OIP MEN,' should be read by ey.
middle-aired an rj old Bin, sent sealed, free. Dr. Sanden'a IsJecCTjeei "
beotz
guarantee a cure or reiuna money,
. should be read by every yoans.
Stored ?hou5; troburt hBVithana VirTarVe? another u?"l" 5?
ahownbyhnndreof esses
Ffit DATB aUUUS WUlWl HWUI"- vta '
QM pnff
wiaaie-ai
as we have
ot waom wo cave fltrong letters bearing testimony to their rcowj
WR 14 AVE CURED THESE WE CAN CURE YOU.'
LAWK SACK AND RHEUMATISM
4 A-tlmmr1 Ol aTfin Rabtjkr1tmmF flfi-
fc W A. T. Banden. Dear Sir of expo-ore ai
aara
CEHEMV OeBIUTV CURED.
Dr. A T. SanAVfliv Dear Sir : Before! need your belt
' jyr, A T. sanewo, uear esir -oaioniiuBwi your oeit
tmnHll-f tarirh lnamr vioAP. vital WOftJtneM. and
almost ottplte loss of power. 1 would get up with
s vct trld feelins, bones aching, eto.x since ualne
yoar belt I hmTe had a new lease of lit, , A,
'a Doner iaan x nave lor ceo, yei pvw
now fltuoT
I hava the
otmoflt eonndenos in your treatment. Yon can pub
lish this statement,also haTe others wnteor call on
me. Truly yours. H. A. BO W2.. 3ft aad 28 Turk St
RHEUMATISM UM CJJ
Dr. T. San den. Dear Sir-X got one of yonr belts
two weeks aoo for rhetunatism, from which 1 snnerea
for several Tears.
been able to wurk-
STUPID AMD SELFISH.
"The Regulator Cine"
Hie Dalles, Portlani and Maria
Navigation do.
THROUGH
Freigtii ana Passenp Line
Through Daily TripB (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a.m., connecting at the Cas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer Dalles . City leaves Portland
(Yamhill St. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
inz with Steamer Regulator for The
Sallen. ..
PAHHKNOER - RATKS.
One way
Rbnnd trip.
.$2.00
. 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots;
will be brought through, with-
Dut delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received at
any time day or night. . Shipments for
way landings -must be delivered before
S p. m. Live stock shipments solicted,
Vail on or address,
W. CALLAWAY.
General Agent.
B. F. LAUGH LIN,
' General Manager.
A Fasha'8 Observation of L.lfe In Ills Na-
tivu t ot:itry.
Marianne North quotes, in her Fur
ther Recollections of a Happy Life,"
. . j. t i 1
soino amusniff m&iances oi iuritisii
stupidity, told her by a -pasha in
military eopimand at iseyrut. lie saia
that he had once accepted an offer
of breakfast from a rich man who
knew Hie ways of the world and
thought hhi!elf quite a Frenchman.
The servants spread a clean table
cloth on the ground; then they brought
handsome inlaid table, which they
laid on the tablecloth, but upside down,
with its le?s in the air. A traj' of
trood thincs followed, and this was
balanced on the tops of the leg's.
Another old Turk who was shown a
fine portrait said only:
'Yes. it is like, but is not the em
broidery on the back of his coat equal
ly beautiful? Why did they not paint
that in. too?"
Another, seeing' a piano, asked what
that great box was for. II13 hostess
sat down and began to play to him.
Mashallah!" he exclaimed, and after
deet reflection announced that that
woman must be worth at least sixty
thousand piasters.
One day the pasha saw an old gentle
man looking quite inconsoiaDie, anu
was told that he had just lost a beauti
ful and favorite daughter. He attempt
ed to comfort the man, but" the father
only replied:
"Yes, she was most precious, of in
finite value, fool that 1 was. I refused
fifty thousand piasters for her only
last month. 2Jow she is gone, and it is
too late!"
Our better halves eay they could not
keep house without Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. It is nsed in more
than half the homes in Leeds.. Sims
Bros., Leeds, Iowa. This shows the
esteem in which that remedy is held
where it has been sold for years and
well known. Mothers have learned
that there is nothing bo good for colds
croup and whooping cough,' that it cures
these ailments quickly and permanently
and that it is pleaeant and - safe for
children to take. 50 cent bottles for
sale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists.
THE DALLES.
OREGON
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Land Office, The Dalles, Or.,
March 10. 1894.
Notice Is hereby (riven that the followlnr-
masied settler has filed notice of her intention
to make final proof in Bupport of her
claim, and that said proof will be made before
sue register ana receiver at xne valles, or., on
jvpni ou, x5s, viz.:
Mary M. Gordon.
Hd. No. 3200. for the 8WV, Bee 32. Td 4 8. R 13 E.
She names the following witnesses to prove her
TOuuiiuoui residence upon, ana cuiavauon 01,
aald land, vis. :
James Mot lure, Milt McClure, 8. E. Farrls
But Blaekerby, all of WspinlUa, Or.
aalia25 JOHN W. LEWIS, Register
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
U. 8. LaKD Office, The Dalles, Or.,
Feb. 17. 1894.
Notice is hereby eiven that the following
named settler has filed notice of his Intention to
make final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Register
ana Keoeiver at 1 ne vaues, uregon, on Batur
oay, April inn, ins-, viz:
Martin M- Waterman.
H1. No 3733 for the NV NWJi, 8EJ4 NW', and
HEV KW4, Beo 27, Tp 1 N, R 14 E.
He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of
aaia 1 i'a, viz:
R. Gilbert, The Dalles, Or., Albert Allen, Boyd
w.; rt. unpin, a. ai Alien. 1 ne uaiiea, ur.
JOHN W. LEWIS, Register.
ON THE ROLLING WAVE.
For the past six months I had not
Van bait haa Dlaoftd main almost
narfeet health in the two weeks I have used it. lean
walk eomfortablr, and feel like a new man senerallr.
M. K. HUGHES, Proprietor International Hotel.
NERVOUS DE8IUTV-LPS8 OFVICOR.
Tr. A T. Pandmt, Dear Sir : I have been oaing your
Vntasri3 halt tcur ffAnnrnl nartnni H-faatlitY. and li-dny
feel better than fner for five Teere, X MT9 gained
work, combined Wita the fttr&in oominii from the
jar of an ensine, save ma a aTere eaaaof lama beck
frrmiwhich I uffered for aareareaia. I u o baa
that I oooid not bend mj baok. W aa all doubled up
wito it. x boasht one of roar belts. It helped mt
inside of two days, and I continued to wear it for f oar
month , being perfectly cared. That was two years
ago, and I am aa wel i to-day aa I erer waa in my life. I .
Know yonr oeia weu, ana A Know iota or people who
hare been cored by it. Many othem need it and if
the would trr It they would find It tKe same aa I did
the beet remedy in the world. I am located her
permanently, ana wiiiM glad totxtlkwita anyone who
wanlatolnonireabon ft.
, BOHBT BDaHxitaewfiotelForttfta4t
LOST V1TAUTY AND STWENGTHj. i
. 3 ETrwtt,AVaiSi, June &, HSL
Dr. A. T. Band Dear 8ir t--ftinoe waarinc yoor
belt I have been greatly benefited. I feel my old aa
ersry fat retorninffi nod after a month's a ae of tba
belt I find myself twit as T.goroua as before. Mr
memory fs now nearly perfect, and snob, day showm
x x ri muca Kmoffer man nerora
for the hatter.
I using the belt
yonrs truly, HKHt
THG DB.SAr.DEn ELECTRIC BELT '
KialMitllrT. thft aTTAAtMt bOOU VPf 171
we warrant it to cure any of the above weakneseea, and to enlarge shrtinfcen limbs, or parts, or Money
itnanaea : xney tre rniaea in ffireDRLn 10 meec an auvtcs 01 neetEness in 7ourh, ininaioagoaurw.
noon, and will core the worst oases in two or three months. Address for fall information.
CAN DEM ELECTRIC CO. I?2 first St.. F8RTLAHD, QBE6Q&
Removed to Corner Third and Washington Streets.
-t It will be an agreeable surprise to
1 ri Arsons enbiect to attacks of bilious
colic to learn that prompt relief may be
had by taking Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. In
many instances the attacks may be pre
vented by taking this remedy as soon as
the first symptoms of the disease ap
pear. 25 and 60 cent bottles for sale by
Blakely & Houghton. -
I'ADKBira sKl is traveling' lor pleasure
tliroujfh Italy in remote places, far
from the enticement of , .pianos.'.. He
will return to America next November.
Kucklen'a Arinoa calve. "
The best ealve in the worid for cute,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
Bores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,'
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required.
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents
ner box. For sale by Snipes & Kin-
erelv
I'KAXBEKRY PlTBDING. One Cupful oi
sufrar, two cupluis 01 tionr, two tea-
spoonfuls of bakinff powder, butter
the size of an egg. Break one eg-g- into
a cup, beat, fill up with milk. Stir all
together and add one pint of cranber
ries. Ha ice.
We have a fresh lot of San Juan lime,
the strongest and best for this purpose.
Also sulphur and salt at current rates.
Jos. T.- Peters & Co.
The Rose Hill Greenhouse
Is still adding to its large stock
of all kinds of -
Greenhouse Plants,
And can furnish a choice selec
tion. Also
COT FLOWERS and FLORAL DESIGNS
MRS. C. L. PHILLIPS.
CJeiv York Weekly Tribune
-AND-
ook'si'ottonRcot
COMPOUND.
JL recent discovery by an. old
physician. SyuxeafvXSjr aed
jmtmtklw by thousands oj
Ladies, is-the only perfectly
sate and reliable medicine dis
covered. Beware of unprincipled druggists wno
offer Inferior medicines la place of tnls. ask iot
Cook's Cotton Boo Compound, take no substi
tute, or Inclose $1 and 6 cents In postage In letter
and we win send, sealed, by return mall. Full sealed
particulars In plain envelope, to ladles only, s
vtamps. Address Pon. Lily Company.
Ko. S Fisher Bloct. Ptrolt. Klcn.
Sold in The Dalles by Snipes & Kinersly.,
4,000 rolls wall paper, fresh goods and
new designs, with borders and ceilings
to match, just received, will be sold at
hard times prices.
tjel. Jos. T. Peters & Co.
He Stiling Greenfpse.
Having enlarged our Floral Garden and in
creased our already large collection oi
POTTED PliflflTS, HOSES, &c,
We wish to announce, in addition, to the
public, that we have made a specialty of
Pansy Plants ' and Forget-Jde-Kots,
wnica We Will sell at Reasonable Prices.
We also have a fine selection of Dahlia Bulbs,
which for beauty are unexcelled. We are pre
pared to furnish on short notice Cut Flowers
tor wedding parlies, socials and funerals.
. MRS. A. C. STUBLING & SON
J. I FORD, Evamelist,
Of
Dasikl Schwestos in 1036 described
the diving bell, made a dress for divers
and invented a model of a centrifugal
pump.
Bee the W or la's Fair for fifteen Cents.
Upon receipt of your address and fif
teen cents in postage stamps, we will
mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio
of the world's Columbian exposition,
the regnlar price is fifty cents, but as we
want yon to have one, we make the
price nominal. You will find it a work
of art and a thing to be prized. It con
tains full page views of the great build
ings, with descriptions of same, and is
executed In highest style of art. If not
satisfied with it, after yoH get it, we will
refund the stamps and let you keep the
book. Address '
H. E. Bocklkk & Co..
, ' Chicago, 111,
Jonathan Htrtxa in 1736 made a
small steamboat. It failed to work,
bnt had all the germs of Fulton's later
invention.
Drunkenness.
Those who have taken Simmons Liver
Regulator declare that it sets the liver
in action and invigorates the ' system in
such a way as to destroy the caaving for
strong drink.
Des Moines,. Iowa, writes nnder date ot
March 23, 1893: .
S. B. Mid. Mfg. Co,,
Dufur, Oregon.
OentUmen :
On arrivinz home last week, 1 found
all well and anxiously awaiting. Our
little girl, eight and one-half years old,
who had wasted awav to 38 pounds, is
now well, Btrong and vigorous, and well
fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done
its work well. .Both ot the children hm
it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured
and kept away all hoarseness from me.
So give it to every one, with greetings
for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are
Yours, Mb. & Mrs. J. F. Fobd.
If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and read J
for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with
the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or
three doses each week.
Sold under a positive guarantee.
50 cents per bottle by all drnggiat.
THOSE
WHO. WISH
Glass, Lime, Cement,
PLASTER, LATH,
Picture ppames;
BUCH AS-
Shaiting, Pulleys, Belting,
Engine and Boiler,
CALL AND 8EE
YOU NEED ANY JOB
PRINTING, NO MAT
TER HOW MUCH OK
' HOW LITTLE, GIVE
; THE CHRONICLE JOB
DEPARTMENT YOUR
PATRONAGE AND BE
HAPPY. YOU J.VILL
GET THE BEST, AND
THE BEST 13 GOOD
ENOUGH FOR ANY
BODY. USE LOTS OF
PRINTER'S INK AND
BE PROSPEROUS.
JE31. o-.i-. :e iLr iir
A. WesolO, the Boston Tailor,
From 20
to SSO.
Kast End Second St., The Dalles.
SUITS MADE TO ORDER
- Pants from SB to lo"
' Perfect fit guaranteed. . Spring and Bummer
aiyies now in scocj..
(Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pat
i cat business conducted for Mooca are Fees.
I Oon Orncr is Opposrrc o. S. patcht Office
, and we can secure patent in less time than those
i remote from Washington. -
bend model, orawtne or pnoto., witn aescrrp-
i boa. We advise, if patentable or not. free of
i charge. Our fee not due till patent is secured.
; A Pamphlet, "How to Obtain Patents," with
i cost of same in the U. S. and foreign countries
sent tree. Aaoress, -
c.A.snow&co.
Opr. Patent Office, Washington. D. C.
ON
When the Tram stops at THE DALLES, get off on the South Side
...... AT THE
COLtUlVlBlfl. HOTEL.
This large and popular Honse dotw the principal hotel business,
and is prepared to furnish the Uest Accommodations of any
House in the city, and at the low rate of
$i.oo per Day. - pirst Qass Teals, 25 Cepte.
'. Offlce for all Stace X.Ines leavln The Dalle for all :
, points In Eastern Oregon and Kastern Washington,
la this Hotel. -
Corner oi Front and Union Bts.
T. T. NICHOLAS, ffopr.
"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its Jlapa
leads on to fortune"
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
Clisii-fliiSiilfioi
Mure k Cams
at C RANDALL &. BURGET'S,
Who are sMin-jr these woods out at Kreatly-rediiced' rates, s-
; .V'i-n;,CU BRICK. ."- CNJON ST. . '
D. BUNN
Pipe Work, Tin Repairs aim Hooting
MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. .
Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young i Kues'
Blacksmith Shop.