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THE DALLES.
OREGON
, . NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
. ' Land Offick, The Dalles, Or.,
. ' March 10, 1894. j
Notice Is hereby Riven that the following
named settler has filed notice of her intention
to make final proof in support of her
claim, and that said proof will be made before
the register and receiver at The Dalles, Or., on
April 30, lim, viz. : , '
Mary M. Gordon,
Hd. No. 3200. for the BWV. Sen 39. Tn 4 s. w is '
She names the following witnesses to prove her
otuuiiuuui remoence upon, ana cultivation of,
aid land, vis. : .-
James Met lore, Milt McClure, 8. E. Farris.
8id Blackerby, all oi WspiuiUa, Or.
1425 JOHN W. LEWIS, EefrUter
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
V. S. Land Optics, The Dalles, Or.,
' . Feb. 17, 1894. )
Notice is hcrebv riven that the fnllnwtns
named settler has filed notice of his intention to
make final proof In support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made-before the Register
and Receiver at The Dalle?, Oregon, on Satur-
AHV, AJUU i?Ult Vli;
. Martin Iff. Watrrtnan,
Hd. No. S733 for the N'f NWJ, 8E KWJi, and
2h R4 Bee 27. Tp i N, R 14 E. . '
' He names the following witnesses to prove his
continuous residence upon and cultivation of
sua una, vrz :
, R. Gilbert, The Dalles, Or. , Albert Allen, Boyd,
Or. ; H. Gllptn, A. M Allen, The Dalles, Or. .
iebSi JOHN W. LEWIS.RegUter.
Jtrango Views Regarding the Na
ture .of Womankind. ;
A Philosopher Who Entertained the. Be-
tlief That Women Were Fascinated
by Blood, Cruelty and Anguish,
Experiments on the Senses.
MOTTO TO COATS-OF-ARMS.
Woman is a paradox and the mother;
of paradoxes, says the Boston Journal.
A carefnl study of the history of the
world will convince any man of judi
cial mind that Bayle did not go too far
7 perhaps did not go far enough
when he. observed, apropos of the
treatment of Arideus and Eurydice by
Olympias, "that if on one side women
are generally more tender than men
jt js certain on the Other that those
who are fired with a spirit of cruelty
and ambition go greater lengths than
nien in those two vices." Bayle did
ciot go far enough. For if in a savage
state tbe female warrior is most to be
dreaded by a foe, and if the female has
been and is first in scenes of bloody
worship and torture, so in popular up
risings., as in the French revolution
and in our day the commune, or in the
history of nihilism, or in police courts
where the question of maltreatment
of children is brought before the pub
lic, it is woman that plays the most
horrid part. ,
Philosophers of old argued concern
ing this paradox. They admitted the
tenderness, they knew of the sanguin
ary and ferocious possibilities bound
up with this tenderness. Some ascribed
the cause to hysteria, as did Demo
critus, the physician. Others, as de la
Mothe lc Vayer, argued on each side
and could not frame a final answer.
It was reserved for an Englishman,
who of all men had probably studied
most thoroughly the manners and cus
toms of humanity, barbarous and civ
ilized it, was reserved for Sir Richard
Burton to advance the theory that
even the love of woman for nursing
the sick at home and in hospital arose
from the J'ascina .ion exerted over her
by blood and cruelty and the' sight of
bodily or mental anguish. According
to this theory, Florence Nightingale,
the amazon of Dahomey, the. petro
leuse, and Ooneourt's Fanstin studying
the agony of Tjord Annandnle, stood
on the same platform. A monstrous
theory! I5ut history '. unfortunately
furnishes in support of it illustrations
from the earliest records to the chap
ter as yet unfinished. .
It is not at i all improbable that a
key to' this paradox is supplied by the
experiments of Profs. Nicholls and
Browne, who try to -demonstrate that
the senses arc less keen in woman
than in man. Thej' began with the
sense of smell. They took odoriferous
substances, such as garlic and prussic
acid. These were diluted in a growing
proportion, until in the last set there
was one, part of the test substance to
2.000,000 parts of water. Then forty
four men '.md thirty-qight women,
young and healthy, were, told to re
arrange these bottles, which had been
put in disorder, and bv the sense of
smell to ' arrange each set by itself
garlic with garlje, essence of cloves
with cloves. The women failed. They
could not distinguish the lemon be
yond 100.000 parts, while the men told
it at 250,000. The women could not
tracerussic acid beyond .the dilution
of 20,000 parts of one; the men, or near
ly all of them, distinguished it up to
100,000 parts.
It is argued that similar results must
follow from the experiments on the
perception of every other sense; that
woman does not require, as the male,
such keenness. And the conclusion
is drawn that "Xieety of the senses on
woman's part would be a grave disad
vantage to the race. It is her lot tc
perform without repugnance, and even
with pleasure, a thousand functions
against which man would revolt."
Here is a humane answer to the para
dox' of Burton.
But will women, if they first of all
agree to the paradox, be content with
the answer? Will they be willing to
remember that there is here no talk
considering intellectuality or morality?
Will they admit that '1?he senses be
long to the animal structure of hu
manity, and reasoning beings ;do not
dispute' that the. malc.is the superior
animal?" If they protest against this
position, pray wllat other answer can
they make to the Burton ian paradox?
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Thkbb are one hundred and forty
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ANTIQUITIES.
The Motto Ought ' Really Not to Contain
i- More Than Klcbt Syllables.
" The art of composing the motto was
subjected to severe rules.' The "body"
and the "sour' were required to - be in
such -relation to each other that the
,4soul" should, invariably explain the
"body." The legend must be concise,
neatly -turned and. ingeniously sug
gestive like the "Desdichado" of the
disinherited knight in "Ivanhoe," says
the Year Round. '-'-- - i
. It had always to be applicable to the
person as well as to the material object
forming the "body," and .it must not
be drawn from things nnknown,'nor
must it bo too enigmatic or too facile, I
too humble, or above all, too arrogant.
Again, it was essential that the fig
ure fibou.M be agreeable to the eye and
its idea to the nitnd. Finally the de- !
vice was perfect only when the ''body" ;
was unique and the "soulj" or mottO;
in a language which Was not the
mother tongue Of him vho bore it. . .'
The motto ought not to contain
more than eight syllables. That of
our order Xf he Garter, "Iloni soit
qui mal y pense," contains only seven;
that of our kings, "Dieu 'et mon
droit," only four. The device of Leo
X. was a yoke with .''Suave" for the
motto--"The yoke of the Lord is
sweet." That, of Henry III., king of
France and Poland, two crowns on the
earth and one up above, -.vith the
motto: "Manet ultima coelo;" that
of Charles V., the pillars of Hercules,
and the legend, "'e plus ultra."
Devices went out of vogue in the
seventeenth' century,' and now survive
only in the ooats-of arms of the older
families, where the reader, if he be so
disposed, may study them at leisure
and examine how nearly they ap
proach the ideal embodied in the fore-J
going rules.
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"Dodgers' tailor seems to be fond of
romances." - "How do you know?"
'Well, Dodgers is always making -up
some, new story to tell him when he
presents, his bill."
Ancient Treasures Manufactured In Bus.
sin and Freely Sod as Originals.
- The ingenious Russian peasantry
seem to have been developing with
rather restless rapidity a .taste for an
cient art, not with the view of enjoy
ing the possession of its treasures, but
of passing them off upon eager collect
ors. - It seems, from a recent statement
by M. Reinach, says the Illustrated
London News, that within the last fif
teen years a regular system of manu
facturing antiquities has been carried
on in certain villages in southern Rus
sia, especially in the governments of
Kherson.and Tau'ridn. . It is admitted
that the imitations are often as pood
as the originals might be supposing
any originals to exist for the modern
Russians of those parts seem to have
inherited a highly inventive faculty
from their G.rajt ancestors. 7 "
The ; objects are especially confined
to gold and silver ornaments, in which
the Crimea is generally said to have
been at one. time peculiarly rich. The
museum of Odessa has' not escaped im
position; and it is even whispered that
the antiquaries and archaeologists of
that city have on more than one occa
sion devoted the time of their meetings
to the discussion and admiration of ob
jects of very, doubtful origin. The re-;
markable thing about these forgeries,
apart from the'skill shown in working
in an antique style, is the knowl
edge of ancient Greek which the -forgers
display. In one case an inscrip
tion of. six hundred letters was intro
duced into an ornament, and no gram
matical or orthographical fault was
discovered by those by whom it was
examined. Terra cotta figures more or
less resembling those of Tanagra are
also produced in large numbers in
some distiicts of southern Russia, but
these are chiefly exported, while the
gold and silver objects are retained for
home consumption.
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. Notice is hereby given that there . will
be a meeting of the stockholders of the
Wasco Independent A'ccademy, at the
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Pansy Plants and Forget-jae-Kots,
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We slst have a fine selection of Dahlia Bulbs,
which for beauty are unexcelled. We are pre
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