LOOK AT TMM SIZE of the ordinary pill. Think of all the trouble and disturbance it causes you. ' Wouldn't you welcome sorne tfcing easier to take, and easier in . its -ways, if at the same time it did you more good? That is the case with Dr. Pierce's" Pleasant Pellets. They're the smallest in size, the mildest in action, but the most thorough and far-reaching in re sults. They follow nature's meth ods, and they give help that lasts. Constipation, Indigestion, - Bilious Attacks, Sick and Bilious Head- '. aches, and all derangements of tho liver, stomach and bowels are promptly relieved and permanently cured. I, ' " If we can't cure your Catarrh, no matter how bad ypur case or. of how long standing, well pay you $500 in cash." That is what ia ' promised by the proprietors of Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. Doesn't it : rove, better than any words could, that this is a remedy that cures . Uatarrh? Costs only SO cents. !SoF am Essllr. Oalckrr. Permanently Restored WEAKNESS, NERVOUSNESS, DEBILITY, and all the train of evils from early errors or later excesses, the results of overwork, sickness, worry, etc FuUstrengtb, development and tone given to every organ and gortlon of the body. Imple. naturalmetliols. Immediate improvement seen. Faikire impossible. 2,nuo references. Book, explanation and proofs mailed (sealed) free. ERIE MEDICAL CO. BUFFALO. N. Y. The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, Portland aai Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH Freight ana Passenger Line Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex OBDted) between The Dalles land. Steamer Regulator leaves The uaiies at t a.m., connecting at the (Jas cade Lonkfl with Staanwr Dnllna f!ifn Steamer Dalles Citv leaven Pnriknri f Yamhill Bt. I dofel t R n m iag with Steamer Regulator for The aaiien. PAS8EXGKK RATES. Oneway... Bound trip. .?2.00 . 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, vnll be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at uuio uay or uigni. orjipments lor way landings must be delivered before a p. in. j-.ive clock smpments solicted i , Call on or address, W. CALLAWAY. - . . Omanl Areot, B. F. LAUGH LIN, General Manager. THE DALLES. OREGON NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. La-xd Office, The Dalles, Or., - MimtY, in 1QQ4 i Notice is hereby riven tht tha fnllnnrfn. named settler has filed notice of her intention o make final proof, in support of - her cuun, ana mat said proof will be made before m racisier ana receiver at xne iMules, Or., on Mary M. Gordon, " ..." Hd. No. 3300. for the SWW. Bar 82. Tn t s. R ia r She names the following witnesses to prove ber iwiiuuuuuB reamweg upou, ana cultivation of, aid land, viz.: James Mculnre, Hilt McClnre, S. E. Farria, 1SU DUKKCIDf, IU QI WipiDlOt, UT. . nU4a25 . JOHN W. LEWIS, Register NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. mm U.S. Land Office, The Dalles, Or.,; Feb. 17, 1894. i Notice ia hereby (riven that the following named settler has filed notice of his intention to make final proof in support of his claim, and tsataaid proof will be made before the Register ud Receiver at The Dalles, Oregon, on Satur day, April 14th, 1894, viz: . . , i Martin M. Waterman, ' Hd. No. 8733. for the NJ NWJ-, 8EV KWi, and :NKVieW4.fieo27jTpiN,R14B. He names the following witnesses to prove his nntisraous residence upon and cultivation of amid land, viz: H. Gilbert, The Dalles, Or., AlbertAUen, Boyd, Or.; H. Gilpin, A. M. Allen, Tbe lalls, Or. iebc! JOHN W. LEWlS.tiefc-iister. ;; ' ' ANCIENT. GOLD-WORKERS. flow ihe Knowledge of Mixing Metals ".Vas i lrst OtMalneA. There is a papyrus .which gices rec ipes for various alloys used in the manufacture' oienps and vases, and making g-old and silver ink, for pUding and silvering-, and for testing1 the pur ity of precious metals. Other recipes, says the Edinbnrg-h: Re view,-teach the method of falsifying-' them by adding baser metals an operation called diplosis, or doubling, for the mass of the gold and silver was doubled, while their color remained nncbaujed, and, as the compiler ol tbe : manual re marks, a skilled workman would find it difficult, or even impossible, to de tect the fraud. The recipes which re cur most frequently describe various modes of " preparing asem, a wora which originally meant a natural al loy of gold and silver-known to the Greeks as eleotrum. It was- at first looked upon us a distinct metal, was considered sacred to Jupiter, and was designated by the sign tf that planet, but at a later pesiod the name was ap plied to all alloys, and M.- Berthelot remarks that in this fact seems to lie the explanation of ' the . origin of alchemy. Both, gold and silver could be extracted from genuine asem, and it seemed as though it could be changed at the will of the operator into either one or the other; it .could also be made artificially by mingling gold and silver, or closely imitated by some of the numerous alloys, eleven or twelve varieties of which are described in the papyrus of Leyden. A Terrible Jtevenge. An Italian who had a pair of showy black eyes and was excessively vain of them permitted himself in a peculiarly Outrageous manner to insult a defense less young, Englishwoman who had re cently lost her husband. An American painter slapped his face and received his challenge. In the art of fence the American was a proficient, and, as swords were chosen, I asked him, writes Henry Ilarland in the Idler, on the night before the meeting what, he was gomg.to do with the little beast. "Xot kill him?" '"Oh, no, I shan't kill him.' I don't!, want to soil my hands with, his dirty little, life. I think I'll just put out one of his handsome black eyes." The ' next morning in a wood near Viroflay the men crossed their swords, made a few feints and passes, and then, before they had been at it a full half minute, the Italian gave a scream. Sure chough, the American had pinked him in the eye. AGES OF EUROPEAN RULERS. The Oldest Is Pope Leo, and tlie Youngest . In King Alfonso XIII. The Almanaeh do Gotha for 1804 has buried in its numerous finely-printed pages some interesting facts as to the ages of 1 European sovereigns. . The oldest of all is the pope, who is in his 84th year. Next comes the grand duke of Little Luxemburg, who is 70. The king of Denmark and the grand duke of Saxe-Weimar are T5; Queen Victoria and the grand duke of Mecklenburg- Strelitz, 74r--There are six other, sov ereigns who are older than 70; eleven who are between- 60. and 70, and five who are, between 50 and 00. Eleven are between 40 and 50, two between 80 and 40, and two more between 20 and 30. J. no youngest tnree sovereigns are King Alexander of Servia, 17; . Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands, IS, and Kin Alfonso XIII. of Spain, K Queen Victoria . has had the longest reign fifty-six and one-half years. Emperor Franz Josef has -' reigned forty-five years; the grand duke of Baden, forty-one years; the grand duke of Oldenburg,, of Saxe-H cimar-Eisen- ach, and of Saxe-Altenburg, forty years each- lourteen of the sover eigns of Europe have reigned fewer than ten years. During 1893 three new sovereigns ascended the throne. They are Prince George of Schaum-burg-Lippe, Prince Frederick of Wal deck and Duke Alfred of Coburg, bet ter known as the duke of Edinburgh. See the World's Fair for Fifteen Gents. Upon receipt of your address and fif teen cents in postage stamps, we wilt- mail you prepaid our souvenir portfolio of the world's Columbian exposition, the regular price is fifty tents, bnt as we want you .to have one, we make the price nominal. You will find it a work of art and a thing to be prized; It con tains full page views of the great build ings, with descriptions of same, and is executed in highest style of art. If not satisfied with it, after you get it, we will refund the stamps and let yon keep the book. Address H. E. Bcckxkx & Co.. Chicago, 111, WrLUaH H. Mills, of San Francisco, has two volumes written . . by ; John Wesley, the father of Methodism, en titled "Wesley's Philosophy." They are rare books and greatly prized by their owner. Our better halves say they could not keep ' house without ;.. Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. It is used in more than half the homes in Leeds. Sims Bros., Leeds, Iowa. . This shows the esteem in which that remedy is held where it has been sold for years and is well known. Mothers have learned that there is nothing o good for colds, croup and whooping cough, that it cares these ailments quickly and permanently, and that it is pleasant and safe for children to take. 50 ' cent bottles - for sale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists. The regular subscription price of the Weekly Chronicle is $1.50 : and the regular price of the Weekly Orkgonian is $1.50. Any one subscribing for The Chronicle and paying for one year in advance can get both The Chronic lk and WsjeKLY Obegoniax for $2.00. All old subscribers paying their subscrip tions for one year in advance will be en titled to the same offer. Use Mexican Silver Stove Polish. SLAVES IN NEW ENGLAND. Tbe Beginning nf Traffic In Human Obat- tela -in the Kastern .States. . in the sixteenth century the system of slavery was fast disappearing from western Europe -as toelrrg 3nensistent with their duty for Christians to hold Christians as slaves. But thlsnjharity did not extend to heathens and infi dels! In the latter part of therseven teenth eentury the African slave trade was considered the most jprdfitable part of British commerce- New Eng land naturally ; followed the lead Wf older countries, and her exchange for .humanity; of rum, molasses and. other commodities acceptable on tbe Guinea and Gold coasts began. In 1638, says Harper Magazine, Samuel Maverack, , Massachusetts, bought Af f icar. slaves, and in 1C50 "a neager saayde 25" appears in an in ventory m Hartford. Ere lopg every well-to-do family had its quota of ne groes for necessary, domestic service and labor on the "plantation" of the northern agriculturist, not in large numbers, as later, on the cotton-plantations of the south, but one or two, or even seven or eight in a family. The slaves imported were of various colors, tribes and physiognomies. Some were jet black, with features ap proaching those of the European; some were of a tawny yellow, ' with ' flat noses ajad projecting jaws. These lat ter, coming from the delta of the Niger, were noted for an indomitable capacity for endurance, and therefore esteemed the best -slaves. A few were Mohammedans, among whom were oc casionally found persons of some ed'9' cation, who knew Arabic and could read the Koran. But the great mass were pagans, in a condition of gross barbarism. Buw'a This! We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured bv Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props, Toledo, 0. we the undersigned have known t. J Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transaction and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their nrm. West & Traux, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, U. Walding, Kixnan & Narvik, Whole sale urnggists, xoieao, u. Hall's-Catarrh Cure is taken intern allv, acting directlv upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all druggists. Testimonials Iree. Actomatic machines have been de vised for use on a moving train which mechanically record the condition "of every foot of the track. It will be an agreeable surprise to persons subject to attacks of bilious colic to learn that prompt relief may be had by taking Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. In many instances the attacks may be pre vented by taking this remedy as soon as tbe first symptoms of the disease ap pear. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton. . '. Wiierb is iron found in England? th Black regions. 1 In What is the capital of Belgium fa' mous for? .Brussels sprouts, sir. r. Bucklen' Anna salve.- The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles,- or ho pay ' required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipes & Kin ersly. . ' : Drunkenness. Those who have taken Simmons Liver Regulator declare that it-sets the liver in action and invigorates tbe system in such a way as to destroy the caaving for etrong drink. Stockholders Meeting;. . Notice is hereby given that there will be a meeting of the stockholders of the Wasco Independent. Accademy,' at the accademy building, in Dalles City on Thursday, May 10th, 1894, at 2 o'clock p. m. for the purpose of electing seven directors, and transacting ' such other business as may' properly come before said meeting.' " . ' By order of the president. . tmlOth H. H. Riddell, Secy. '. - . xoncE.- To All Whom It May Concern: By order of the Common Council of Dalles City, made and entered en tbe Sd day of April, 1894, notice is hereby given that said City . Council is about to pro ceed to order and make tbe improvement of Eighth street in said city, as herein after stated, and', that the cost of such improvement will be levied. upon the property adjacent thereto, and said im provement will ., be made unless within fourteen days from the final publication of this notice, the owners of two-thirds of tbe property adjacent to said street about to be improved shall file their re monstrance against such improvement as by charter provided. The improve ment contemplated and. about to be made is as follows : To improve Eighth street in said city by building a sidewalk .six feet wide on the south side thereof from Pentland street to Court street. ' Said sidewalk shall be built, constructed and erected in accordance with the provisions of an ordinance to define and establish the width and manner of building sidewalks in Dalles City, being ordinance No. 270, which passed the Common Council of Dalles City May 10th, 1893, except as otherwise hereinbefore specified. .. Dated this 9th day of April, 1894. Douglas S. Duftjk, Recorder of Dalles City. . t33d . ' ft. WeSOlO, the Boston Tailor. Bast End Second Bt., The Dalles. - SUITS MADE TO ORDER - W4? Fanta from s)5 to SIO. Perfect fit gusmnto). Spring and Summer Styles now in stock. A. Drlef Census. There was ap. energetic landlady;. k widow, in a large boarding-house ri New Hampshire, and her brother, wlid was a widower, joined in the business enterprise. ' N It so happened her first guests were a young widow and her father, who had recently buried his second wife. The associated charities sent out an agent to investigate a case of distress in that neighborhood, and it chanced this was the first house; she hit Upon. . , "Of whom does $Hduf family consist?" she injured Of Ihe mistress. , iil remnants," was the prompt re COMPOUND. A recent discovery by an bid . physician. ' SucceszfiiVy tcsed .mouthltf bv thousands of Tttdin. Is the only perfectly safe and reliable medicine dis covered. Beware of. unprlnclplod druggists irho offer Inferior medicines in place of this. Ask for Cook's Cotton Root Compound, taic no tubtit tute, or Inclose $1 and 8 "cents in postage in letter and re will send, sealed, by return mail. Fullrjealed particulars in plain envelope, to ladles only, 8 stamps. Address Pon. Lily Company. Ko. 8 Fisher Block. TtotroltKIch. Sold in The Dalles Dy Snipes if Kineraly. - aaqo tn aiaiv Aau.i sb untxxpq pu nanbaaj s-G ojb esJ-edai jo saqs-nrr sitr pun uoi-QtnmB HliAi S'jBqD puu sqan-et 8H ;paAO-uaaJi puu pa-tt-cq-aaAiis aq'tij s patiwosap t.t Ja3a 3x3 siti aids -op 'sakioH naocsaAV aaAno-na. All Free. Those who have used Dr. Sing's New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have now the opportunity . to try it free. Call on the advertised drug gist and get a trial bottle, free. - Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King's New Life Pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and House hold Instructor, free. . All of which is guaranteed to do you good, and cost you nothing. : Sold bv Snipes & Kinersly. " City Warrnts. All those holding city warrants of date prior to September 1st, 1891, Will be paid on presentation at my office. ' Interest on same ceases after this date. v I. I. Burget , . City Treasurer.' The Dalles, Or., Jan. 8, 1894. Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pat ent business conducted lor moocratc Fees. Oitw omer opmsitt U.S. Patent ornec and we can secure patent in leas time than those remote from Washington. - Send model, drawing or photo., with descrip tion. We advise., if patentable or not. free of charge. Our fee not due till patent is secured. A Pamphlet, "How to Obtain Patents," with cost of same in tbe U.S. and foreign countries sent tree. Address, C.A.SfOW&CO.f Opp. Patent Office, Washington, D. C. j The Rose Hill Greenhouse Is still adding to its large stock . . of all kinds of Greenhouse Plants, And can furnish a choice selec tion. Also . . ' CUT FhOWERS and FhORAh DESIGNS MRS. C. L. PHILLIPS. TO StDmiM jreeiiiousB. Having enlarged our Florsl Garden and in creased our already large collection of POTTED PMflTS, $0SES, &e, We wish to announce, in addition, to the public, that we have made a specialty of Pansy plants and forget-JHe-Hots, Wiicl We Will. Sell at Reasonable. Prices. We also have a fine selection' of Dahlia Bulbs, which for beauty are unexcelled. We are pre pared to furnish on fctaort notice Cut Flowers for wedding parties, socials and funerals. MRS. A. C. STUBLINC & SON. J. F. FORD, Evanplist, Of Des Moines,' Iowa, writes under date ol March 23, 1893: S. B. Meo. Mfg. Co., . ' Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : ' On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the7 children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So giveit to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, - Mjb. & Mas. J. F. Ford. If yon wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready for the Spring's work, 'cleanse your stein with the Headache and liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. 8old under a positive guarantee. ' 50 cents per bottle by all druggiala, " 3 YOU NEED ANY JOB PRINTING, NO MAT TEB HOW-MUCH OR HOW LITTLE, GIVE THE CHRONICLE JOB. DEPARTMENT YOUR PATRONAGE AND BE HAPPY. YOU WILL , GET THE BEST, .AND THE BEST 13 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANY BODY. USE LOTS OF PRINTER'S INK AND SB PROSPEROUS. HeMY orfc Weekly -AND- ONLYv$1.75 FIRSTCLKSS (TiY IP P it CAN BE CH RON I C Reasonably. When the Trairfps at THE 1 jj 1; y lit fiE W COLiU WIBIR HOTELt. - a . faii. - " ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ',. ., ;. . ; -. . This Isrr-e and popular House does the principal hotel business, . and is vtepared to furnish the Best Accommodations of any House in the city, and at the low rate of $1.00 per Day. - pirst QIzss Teals, 25 Ccijts. Office for all Stage X.inea learinc The Dalles for all . " polats in Eastern Oregon anil Kastera Wathbictoa, In this Hotel. Corner oi Front and Union St. 'There is a tide in the affairs ' leads on to fortune." - -The poet' unquestionably had reference to the Oil s i Faitm I at CRANDALL Who are selling these goods MICHELiBACH BRICK, D. BU1MNEL.L., Pipe woiE, Tig B&aiis Mifl Rooiing MAINS TAPPED PRESSURE Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kusa' , Blacksmith Shop. ... ' - . " . . Tribune I II I j EH3 "f EST m nil 3J HAD AT THE LE OFFICE Ruinous Rates. DALLES, get off on the South Side T TKC T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr. of men which, taken at its flooa & BURGET'S; out at greatly-reduced rates. . - TJNIOX ST. Carpets