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That's the way Dr.
Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets come.
And it's a more
important point
than you - think.
It keeps them al
I
ways fresh and re
liable, unlike the
ordinary pills in
cheap wooden or
pasteboard boxes.
Ahey're put up
in a better way,
and they act in a
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No griping, no
violence, no reac
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that sometimes
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Bilious Headache, Constipation, In
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derangements of the liver, stomach,
jmd bowels are prevented, relieved,
- and cured.
They're tiny, sugar-coated gran
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concentrated vegetable extracts
the smallest in sze, the easiest to
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for they're guaranteed to give satis
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You pay only for the good you get.
There's nothing likely to be "Just
as good"
Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
cures Catarrh in the Head.
Eully. Qnlekhr,
Permanently Restored.
WEAKNESS,
NERVOUSNESS,
DEBILITY,
and all the train of arils,
from early errors or later
excesses, tfce results of
overwork, sickness,
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development and tons
given to every organ and
portion of the body,
simple, naturalmethods. -Immediate
Improvement
seen. FMl.ire Impossible. .
2,noO references. Book,
explanation and proofs
mailed (sealed) free.
ERIE MEDICAL CO.
BUFFALO. N.Y.
"The Reffulator Line"
Tie Dalles, Portland and Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
FrGigiu ana Pcsssnger Line
Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a. m., connet-ting at the Cas
cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City.
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect
ing with Steamer Regulator for The
Dalles.
l'AHSKNGKR KATBb.
One way .$2 .00
Bound trip 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
All freight, except car lots,
will be brought through, with
out delay at Cascades.
Shipments for Portland received a
any time day or night. Shipments for
way landings must be delivered before
5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted.
Call on or address,
W. C. ALLAWAY,
General Agent.
B. F. LAUGHLIN,
General Manager.
THE DALLES.
OREGON
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
Laud Office, The Dalles, Or., I
, . , March 10, 1894.
-Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of her intention
to make final proof in support of her
daim, and that said proof will be made before
the register and receiver at Thef Dalles, Or., on
April SO, 1894, vis.: .
Mary M. Gordon,
Hd. No. 8200, for the 8W, Sec 32, Tp 4 8, R 13 E.
She names the following witnesses to prove her
continuous residence upon, and cultivation of,
aid land, viz. :
James Moclure, Milt McClure, 8. E. Karris,
8td Blackerby, all of Wspluitis, Or.
mllaSS JOHN W. LEWIS, Register
NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION.
TJ. a Laud Office, The Dalles, Or., I
Feb. 17, 1894. j
Notice is hereby given that the following
named settler has filed notice of his intention to
xaake final proof in support of his claim, and
that said proof will be made before the Register
.and Receiver at The Dalles, Oregon, on Butur
- -day, April 14th, 1894, via:
Martin M. Waterman,
Hd. No. 8733 for the NJ NWW, 8EJi KWK, and
,KF,ii 8W, Cec 27, Tp 1 N, R 14 E. ,
He mimes the following witnesses to prove his
-continuous residence upon and cultivation of
aaid 1 "i, viz:
B. Gilbert, The Dalles, Or.; Albert Allen, Boyd,
Or.: H.Gilpin, A. M Allen, The Dalles, Or.
feb24 JOHN W. LEW IS, Register.
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PETTY DISHONESTY.
The Little Impositions .That Some
, Women Think All Right.
A Charming Girl Who Was UighlY Elated
sit Her Success in TUufflne; n Street
Car Conductor Out of
m Nickel.
The readiness and enthusiasm with
which fair woman will beat the res
taurant keepers, soda water dispensa
tories, railroad companies and all
other institutions of civilization for
the collection of nickels, dimes or
other small change is one of the
strangest phenomena of these fast
striding days.
I was discussing a lunch the other
day with a very charming girl, says a
lady writer in the New York Herald.
The first thing- she said after removing
her gloves and arranging her rings so
that they would show to the very best
advantage to the other women present
was:
"Well, my ride down town didn't cost
me a cent. That stupid conductor never
came around for my fare."
Here she held up the nickel exultant
ly and. laughed in an almost fiendish
glee.
At the moment a pretty blonde girl
passed our table and saluted my com
panion. The sight of the nickel up
held seemed to inspire pleasant
thoughts. She stopped and began to
giggle. Then they giggled together
and winked at each other.
"That nickel reminds me of some
thing funny, Susie," laughed the
blonde. girl, whose costume cost her
husband a cool three hundred dollars.
"I have ridden in five horse cars to-day
and it hasn't cost' me a cent."
My companion instantly grew se
rious and knitted her pretty brows.
"How did you manage it?" she in
quired, eagerly.
"Easily enough," retorted the blonde
beauty. "In two cases the impudent
conductor never even asked me for my
fare, and of course I didn't call him
and beg to be taxed. Three of the cars
1 rode on were crowded, and when I
boarded them others did so at the same
time. The conductor was way up in
front. He didn't know who or how
many got on. , " '
"Finally he came around with his
eternal cry of 'Fare, please!' I looked
straight ahead of me, for I wanted to
see what he would do. He passed and
repassed, collecting nickels from,
idiotic women who were fumbling in
their purses. Each time he looked
suspiciously at me. At last he said,
spappishly: 'Have I got your fare,
ma'am?'. I looked over his head as
haughtily as I could. He became hum
ble. 'Did I get your fare, lady?' he
lisped. 'How many fares do you
want?' 1 replied, sternly. At that the
poor man faded away to the back plat
form, thoroughly crestfallen. Several
good-looking fellows glared as if they
had a mind to throw him out of the
window." .
The girls laughed long over this ex
perience, but when the blonde charm
er was gone I remarked savagely that
I thought- such tactics dishonest.
"Nonsense!" observed my lady, la
conically, and refused any further dis
cussion. In due time the waiter brought me
my check.
"Let me see it,"-said my beautiful
philanthropist. Of. course she got it.
She studied it for a moment seriously,
then an amused expression crept
around the tempting mouth and final
ly she burst into a peal of laughter.
"See,"' she said, eagerly, bending
across the table. "He has cheated
himself out of fifty cents. Now, don't
be a simpleton and have him correct it.
It's none of your business, anyway."
But I thought it 'a first-rate oppor
tunity for a lesson in morals. I called
the waiter and showed him where he
had erred and you may believe he was
profoundly grateful.
As I collected my change and rose to
go I noticed an ominous frown settling
over her lovely brow and I am sure the
word "fool" issued from between her
set teeth.
Our better halves eay they could not
keep house withoot Chamberlain's
Cough Remedy. It is used in more
than half the homes in Leeds. . Sims
Bbos., Leeds, Iowa. This fhows the
esteem in which that remedy is held
where it has been sold for years and is
well, known. Mothers have learned
that there is nothing So good for colds,
croup and whooping couh, that it cures
these ailments quickly and permanently,
and that it is pleasant and safe for
children to take. 50 cent bottles for
sale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists.
During the last year the postmasters
of the country handled nearly 4,000,
000,000 stamped piece of paper.
A horse has sold for over $100,000, a
cow for 830,000, a ram for S0,000, a barn
yard fowl for $100 and a dog for 84,000.
Bucklen's Arinca salve.
The best salve in the world for cute,
bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei
sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains,
corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi
tively cures piles, or no pay required
It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac
tion, or money refunded. . Price 25 cents
per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin
ersly. -
Pliny describes a reaper in use in
his time which gathered the heads of
the grain, leaving the straw still
. Btanding.
It will be an agreeable surprise to
persons subject to attacks of bilious
colic to learn that prompt relief may' be
had by taking Chamberlain's Colic,
Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy. . In
many instances the attacks may be pre
vented by taking this remedy as soon as
the first symptoms of the disease , ap
pear. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by
Blakely & Houghton.
DIABOLICAL -INTELLIGENCE.
Instancee of the Treachery and Wicked
ness of the- Elephant. -. .
" According to my observation, the
elephant is intelligent in a diabolical
way at times, but rarely ever up to the
mark when its intelligence .would be
usefuL So with its docility. . That
quality is prominent, no doubt, when
the exhibition of it is convenient to
the elephant, but one often looks for
it. in vain when it is needed for the con
venience of anv other livincr creature. I
Then the elephant is a revengeful
beast. It is treacherous often, and,
with few exceptions, an arrant coward.
How very uncertain the docility of
an elephant may be, and how revenge
may be substituted for that quality,
was illustrated by an event that is
fresh in my mind, says a writer in
Blackwood's Magazine. A mahout
tried to drive his elephant into the cen
ter of a newly-excavated tank. The
elephant found out with its trunk that
a hole of some depth was just before it
and would not move. The mahout per
sisted, and urged the recalcitrant ele
phant with the iron goad, (the gujbag,)
and, after a short conflict, theelephapt
seized the mahout with its trunk,
dragged him off his seat on its neck,
and, placing him below its forefeet,
trampled the life out of him.
- This animal had some reason for be
ing annoyed by its driver, but there is
nothing to be said in extenuation of
another elephant that, apropos of noth
ing, tossed me with its tusk. I was
feeding that brute in the eventide,
when the day's work was done and
this toiler, with others, had to be tend
ed and encouraged. I was feeding it
with delicacies dear to the elephantine
palate, and, without rhyme or reason,
that docile and intelligent creature
butted me into the air, no doubt with
a benevolent intention of impaling me
that was frustrated by my offering no
resistance to the tusk and by theblunt
ness of that weapon.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that
Contain Mercury,'
As mercury. will surely destroy the sense
of smell and completely derange the
whole system when entering it through
the mucous surfaces. Such articles
should never be used except on pre
scriptions from reputable physicians, as
the damage they will do is ten-fold to
the good you can possibly derive from
them. Hall's Catarrh -Cure, manufac
tured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.,
contains no mercury, and is taken in
ternally, acting directly upon the blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. In
buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you
get the genuine. It is taken internally,
and made in Toledo, Ohio, . by F. J.
Cheney & Co; Testimonials free.
ifjSSold by ' druggists, price 75c. per
per bottle. -
Not wun woman in a milyun stops
rockin the cradle to study up the con
stitushun.
Mitt new men that is sucksessful in
polliticks woodent ' a done better at
sumpthin els."
Specimen Cases.
. li.Ulittord, JNew Uassel, Wis., was
troubled with neuralgia and rheumatism,
his stomach was disordered, his liver
was affected to an alarming degree, ap
petite fell away, and he was terribly re
duced in flesh and strength. Three bot
tles of Electric Bitters cured him.
Edward Shepherd, Harrisburg, 111
bad a running sore on his leg of eight
years' standing. Used . three bottles of
Electric Bitters and seven boxes of
Bucklen's Arnica Salve, and his leg is
sound and .well. John Speaker, Cata
waba, O., had five large fever sores on
bis leg, doctors said he was incurable.
One bottle Electric Bitters and one box
Bucklen's Arnica Salve cured him en
tirely. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly.
Wilmington, Del., is to have a social
club to which both men and women
will be admitted.
Cotton thread is generally used to
sew kid gloves, aslt does not so readily
cut the kid as silk thread.
. Now Try This.
It will cost you nothing and will sure
ly do you good, if you have a cough,
cold, or any trouble with throat, chest
or lungs. Dr. King's New Discovery for
consumption, coughs and colds is guar
anteed to give relief, or money will be
paid back. Sufferers from la grippe
found it just the thing and under its
use had a speedy and thorough recov
eay. Try a sample bottle at our ex
pense, and learn for yourself just how
good a thing it is. Trial bottles free at
SnTpes & Kinersly's drug store. Large
size 50c and $1.
Portsmouth, N. H., is the most foreign-looking
city in this country. Its
quaint old buildings give it a close re
semblance to an English harbor town.
WOOD'd VIIOSPHODEVE.
The Great English Remedy.
Promptly and permanently
cures' all forms of Kervou
Weakness, Emissions, Spcnr
otorrhea, Xmpoteney and aU
effect of Atmee or Ewoeeea.
Been, prescribed over S3
rears In thousands of casest
before and Aficr. rT
druggist for Wood's Phosohodinej If he offers
some worthless medicine In place of this, leave his
dishonest store. Inclose price in letter, and
are wiU send by return man. Price, one package.
Si; six, si One toW please, eta will oure. Pamph
let in plain sealed envelope, 2 cents postage.
Address The W-oo4 Chemical Co..
131 Woodward avenue. Detroit, Kieh.
Sold in The Dalles by Snipes & Kinersly.
' ". Notice. -
Notice is hereby given that the pay
ment of the assessments for the-Lincoln
street sewer has been extended by the
Common council of Dalles city, to April
19th, 1884. ' All assessments not paid at
that time will be placed - in the City
Marshal's hand? for collection.
. Douglas S. Ddfcb, - .
tl9th Recorder of Dalles City.
Boneless hams at 11 cents; select
breakfast bacon at J2J cents per lb;
chice kettle leaf lard, 5-lb pails, 55 cents;
10-lb pails at $1 at the Columbia Pack
ing Co.'s Central Market.
THE SHORTEST TWILIGHT.
Quito,
the Capital of Kcnatlor, learis the
World in- This Peculiarity.
The period of twilight shortens
Coward the equator and lengthens
toward the poles. In other words, the
less the thickness of air through which
the rays of the setting sun have to pass
the sooner darkness comes. From this
it naturally follows that the region of
the shortest twilight is the one which
is situated nearest to the equator and
at the greatest elevation.
These two conditions are combined
in the region in which stands Quito,
the capital of Ecuador. This plateau
is ' nine thousand four hundred and
forty-two feet above the level -of ..the
sea; it is also surrounded by moun
tains, twenty peaks, eleven of which
rise beyond the snow line, being vis
ible from the streets of the city.
Added to this it is only fifteen miles
south of the equator; hence it has a
shorter twilight than any other spot
on the. equator, partly because of the
elevation, and partly because the
western mountains intercept the rays
of the setting sun and so cause dark
ness to . follow- daylight with greater
rapidity than at - any other spot on
earth.
Take Simmons Liver Regulator to im
prove the appetite, to strengthen the
system, to stimulate the liver, to cleanse
the skin of its yellowness, to remove
boils and pimples-and cause new life in
the blood. '
The Williams glee, banjo and man
dolin clubs have for the last few years
been unheard of outside of New Eng
land and vicinity, but this year a trip
has been arranged for vacation which
will extend as far west as Missouri,
and include Albany, Buffalo, Cleve
land, Columbus,. Chicago, Detroit and
St. Louis. -
Those who never read the advertise
ments ' in their newpapers miss more
than they presume. Jonathan Kenison,
of Bolan, Worth Co., Iowa, who had
been troubled with rheumatism in his
back, arms and shoulders read an item
in his paper about how a ' prominent
German citizen of Fort Maddison had
been cured. He procured the same
medicine, and to use his own words : "It
cured me right up." He also says a
neighbor and his wife were both sick in
bed with rheumatism. Their boy was
over to my house and said they were so
bad he had to do the cooking. ' I told
him of Chamberlain's Pain Balm and
how it had cured me, he got a bottle
and it cured them upinaweek. 50 cent
bottles for sale by Blakely & Houghton,
druggists.
For Rent.
A good house and barn with two lots,
situated near the fair grounds for rent
cheap. Inquire of Jag. Ferguson.
A. Longreex, Endersby.
Haworth the printer, - at home 116
Court St., Feb. let.
Poison
the equirrels.
Sure Shot at
Snipes & Kinersly's.
NOTICE.
To All Whom It May Concern: v
By order of the Common Council of
Dalles City, made and entered en the 3d
day of April, 1894, notice ia hereby given
that said City Council is about to pro
ceed to order and make the improvement
of Eighth street in eaid city, as herein
after stated, and thattthe cost of such
improvement will be levied upon the
property adjacent thereto, and said im
provement will be made unless within
fourteen days from the final publication
of this notice, the owners of two-thirds
of the property adjacent to- said street
about to be improved shall file their re
monsi ranee against such improvement
as by charter provided. Ihe improve
ment contemplated and about to be
made is as iollow-s :
To improve Eighth , street in said city
by building a sidewalk six feet wine on
the south side thereof from Pentland
ctreet to Court street. Said sidewalk
shall be built, constructed and erected
in accordance with the provisions of an
ordinance to define and establish the
width and manner of building sidewalks
in Dalles City, beine ordinance No. 270,
which passed the Common Council of
Dalles City May 10th, 1893. except as
otherwise hereinbefore specified.
Dated this 9th day of April, 1894.
Douglas 8. Dufcr,
Recorder of Dalles City.
t33d '
A. WeSOlO, the-Rnstnn Tajlnr.
East End Second St., The Dalles
SUITS MADE TO ORDER
t rom S20
to m&9.
rants froni S5 to 8 lb
Perfect fit traarante ?d. Sorlntr and finmrnpr
pt-yiea now in biock.
JYO0 NEED ANY JOB
rKlKTlNW, Kll MAT
TER HOW MUCH OR
HOW LITTLE, GIVE
THE CHRONICLE JOB
DEPARTMENT YOUR
PATRONAGE AND BE
HAPPY. YOU WILL
GET THE BE8T, AND
THE BEST 13 GOOD
ENOUGH FOR ANY
BODY. TJBE LOTS OF
PRINTER'S INK AND
. BE PROSPEROUS.
CcAVEATSfilADE MAR&:
CAW I OBTAIN A PATENT t For a
prompt answer and an honest opinion, write to
BIUNN Ac GO., who bare bad nearly arty years
experience In the patent business. Communica
tions strictly confidential. A Handbook ox In
formation concerning; Patents and how to ob.
tain them sent free. Also a catalogue OX Tlrrharr-'
teal and scientific books sent Tree.
Patents taken through Maun- ft Co. recelTo
special notleein the Scientific AmMm.. mru
thus are brought widely before the public with.
yu. w wit, inventor, a nia spienaia paper.
issued weekly, elegantly illustrated, has by far the
largest circulation ot any scientific work In the
icientiac 1
copies se
'. efioay.
mber eon
wuuu. a year. Daiupio copies sent Jli
Building Edition, monthly. slSOa year.
monthly, dSO a year. Single
Copies, 25 cents. Every nu
tirul plates, in colors, and
tains oeau
pbs of new
houses, with plans, enabling builders to show Uu
JiLtest ripsitnif. nrurl wvtiirA iYintm.- A drinMia
MUMS & CO, New Youk, 3tl Bboadwat.
Hew Yorl
c Weekly
-AND-
FIRST
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CAN BE
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pi
CHRONI CLE OFFIG E
Reasonably
When the Train stops at THE DALLES, get eiT on the South Side
"UTTHt
fiEW GOIitf jlBffi HOTEL.
This irrre and popular Honse does the principal hotel business,
and is lnupared lo lurnish the Best Accommodations of any
House in the city, and at the low rate of c
$1.00 per Day. - pirst Qzss Teals, 25 Cei)ts.
Office for all Stage Lines
points in Eastern Oregon
In this Hotel.
Corner of Front and Union Sts.
'Tere is a tide in the affairs
leads on to fortune''
The poet unquestionably had reference to the
CliSM-M Sill :
Foitml' GarDets
at CRANDALL
Who are selling those goods
MICHELBACH BRICK.
D. BUNNEL-L,
Pipe W01R, Tin Bepalis ai pflag
MAINS TAPPED
Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kusa
1 Blacksmith Shop.
Tribune
CLHSS
IV
ill
HAD AT THE
Rainoas Rates.
tearing The Dalles for all
and X astern Washington,
T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr.
of men which, taken at its JieoA
&. BURGET'S,
out at greatly-reduced rates.
- , UKIOX ST.
UNDER PRESSURE.