CM HOW DO YOU DO when you buy shoes or clothing? JOon't you go to the place ( if you can find it ) where they tell you that you may wear the articles out, and then, if you're not satisfied, they'll refund the money?' Why not do the same when you buy medicine? Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis covery is sold on that plan. It's the only blood - purifier so certain and effective that it can be guar anteed to benefit of cure, in every case, or you have your money back. It's not like the ordinary spring medicines or sarsaparillas. All the year round, lit cleanses, builds up, and invigorates the system. If you're v bilious, run-down, or dys peptic, or have any blood - taint, nothing can equal it as a remedy. The worst cases of Chronic Catarrh in the Head, yield to Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy. So certain is it that its mak ers offer $500 reward for an incurable case. . OF QHJ Eatlly, Qnlclcty, Permanently Restored. WEAKNESS, NERVOUSNESS, DEBILITY, . and all the train of evils from early errors or later excesses, the results of overwork, sickness, worry, eta Full strength, development and tons given to very organ and portion of the body simple, natural methods. Immediate Improvement seen. Square impossible. 2,01)0 references. Book explanation and proofs mailed (sealed) free. ERIE MEDICAL CO. BUFFALO. N. Y. "The Regulator Line" Tie Dalles, Portland ani Asteriaj . Navigation Co. THROUGH FiBigHt ana Passouggr LiAQ Through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and . Port land. Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The JUallen PASSENGKll ItATKH. . ..?2.00 . .. 3.00 Round trip Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. u4ll freight, except car lots, -will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. . Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments solicted. Call on or address, W. CALLAWAY, General Agent. B. F. LAUGH LIN, O en eral Manager. THE DALLES. OREGON SHERIFFS SALE. By virtue of an execution and order of sale issued out of the Circuit Court of the State t Oregon for Wasco Ounty, upon a decree and judgment made, rendered and entered by said court on the 6th day of March, 1804, in favor of the plaintiff, in a suit wherein Louis Klinger was plaintiff1 and A. Mowery, Isaac Mowery, Joshua Mow" y, David Mowery, Maria Brady, Catherine Williams, K. F. Gibonsand U Vander pool were defendants, and to me directed and delivered, commanding: me to levy upon and sell all the lands mentioned and described in said writ, and hereinafter described, I did on the loth Jy of March, 1894, duly levy up n, and will sell at public auction to the highest bidder for cash in Jiand, on Monday, x the letH day or April, 1804, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon of said day, at th front door of tbe Countv Court House in Dalles City, in Wasco County, Oregon, all of the lands iaa premises described In said writ and herein described as follows, to-wit: The southwest quarter (SWJ, of section twen ty-aix 26), In township oneil) south ot range . fourteen (14 art of Willamette meridian, con. Saining 160 ao es, mor or less of land, situated in Wascoe 'unty, Or, tog. ther with the tenements, hereditaments and appurtenancea thereunto be longing or in any wise appertaining, or so much thereof as shall be sufficient t satisfy the sum of $494, with inteiest thereon at the rate of 8 per cent per annum since the 6th dny of Mutch, 1B94: Sou attorne 's fee and ttO.10 costs in said suit, together with costs of mid writ nd accru ing e-st. of sal-. T, A. WAKD, . aucU714 Hheriff of Wasco County, Oregon. Uated at Dalles City, Or., March 13, 1SD4. mm DtAO MN' hUuU 1:1 TUOATAN. 1 There Are Occasion When It Ii Very Much Relished by the Living:. . From remote times the Mayas have been accustomed to malic offering's to the souls of the departed, particularly a certain pie that they call "food for the sotil," says Mrs. L.e Piiongem in Popular Science Monthly. The crust must be of yellow corn; the interior, tender chicken and small pieces of pork. These pies are wrapped in leaves of the banana tree and baked under ground between hot stones. 'When done they are placed on the graves or hung from trees close by. Sometimes, after leaving them there for' an hour or two, the living take home the pies and enjoy them, saying that the soul9 ; have already drawn from them an we ethereal part of the substance. -When among the ruins in the ancient city of Chichen Itza, we happened to be very hard pressed for food on All Saints' day, as on many ' other occa sions, and knowing that' the "feast of the' dead" would be celebrated in a not very distant village, we allowed some of our men to go there and take their chance of .enjoving a good meal. In that they were most successful, the natives being at all times exceed ingly Jiospitable, and never failing to invite those who . approach their home to partake of whathey have. But the men also thought oflis. We had early taken to our hammocks, remembering the saying: "Qui dort, dine" (He who sleeps, eats).' About two o'clock in the morning we were aroused by a man only just returned from the vil lage. He had . waited there till all were asleep, then made his way to the graveyard and gathered from a tree a fine fruit in the shape of a large pie. This he brought to us, wisely arguing . that the - embodied needed it more than the disembodied. The dead man's food was still wrapped in its banana leaf, and we were not sorry to avail ourselves of this chance -to breakfast at two o'clock in the morning. No tender chicken was con cealed within that particular crust, only a pig's foot with a few stray bristles on it, and a most lib eral dose of red pepper, but hunger made it ex c ellent. Two Interpretations. - A young farmer who had been con verted at one of the revivals went be fore the next conference and asked for a license to be a preacher. '"I know I am born to preach the word," said the applicant, "for I have had three visions, all the same, and it has made a lasting impression on me." "What was your vision?" asked a bishop. "Wal, J saw a big, round, blue ring in the sky, and inside in great gold letters, were 'P. C It meant 'Preach Christ,' and I want to join the conference." The argument was about to carry when an old pastor stood up in the back part of the hall , and said: "Young man, we don't doubt your intentions, nor r o we doubt you saw the vision with the golden 'P. C.,' but I am of the opinion that 'P. C meant 'Plow Corn.'" The convert is still a farmer. Cincinnati Times Star.- ' Guaranteed Cure. ' We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery tir Consumption, 'Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If yon are afflicted with a 'Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair trial, and ex perience no benefit,. yon may return the bottle and have your money refunded. We could not make this pfTer did we not know that Dr. King's New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's. It is now claimed that the first wom an to practice law in the courts of this country was Miss Arabella A. Mans field, of Mount Pleasant, la., who passed a successful examination for admission to the bar in ISO'.). A. Leader. . . Since its first introduction, electric bitters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead among pure medicinal tonics and alter atives containing nothing which per mits its use as a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized as the best and purest medicine for all ailments of stomach, liver or kidneys. It will cure sick head ache, indigestion, constipation ana drive materia from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottle or the money will be refunded. Trice only 50c. per bottle. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. Aethur Balfoxjk, the British polit ical leader, occupies his leisure with investigations of hypnotism and other subiects of psychical research. Those who never read the advertise ments in ineir newpapers miss more than they presume. Jonathan Kenison, of Bolan, Worth Co.,. Iowa, who had been troubled with rheumatism in his back, arms and shoulders read an item in his paper about how a prominent German citizen of Fort Maddiaon had been cured. He procured the same medicine, and to use bis own words : "It cured me right up." He also says a neighbor and bis wife were both sick in bed with rheumatism.. Their boy was over to my house and eaid they were so bad he had to do the cooking. . I told him of Chamberlain's Paiu Balm and how it bad cured me, be got a bottle and it cured them up in a week. . 50 cent bottles for pale by Blakely & Houghton, druggists. ' ;. . r City Warrntt. . .' . ' AH those holding city warrants of date prior to September 1st, 1891, will be paid on presentation at my office. , Interest oq same ceases after this date.; ' ' - . I.' I. BrRGET , ". . . ' v . - City Treasurer. Thb Dalles, Of., Jau. 8, 1894. Uaworth-, printer, 116 Court St. tf ; Silver Ask your "dealer Stove Polish. for Meyican MOLASSES AND PETROLEUM. They Are Carried as Alternate Cargoes in ,ii the Same Steamship Tanks. About all the molasses which comes from Cuba ' to the United States is brought in toe same tanks in. steam ships that ore use"d to carry petroleum as a return cargo, says the New York Tribune. The ships' tanks are about sixteen feet deep and have a neck seven feet deep. They are pumped full of oil at Brooklyn or Philadelphia, then taken to Havana, and the oil is pumped out into the tanks of tho re fining plants there. Molasses is brought from the interior of the island in huge hogsheads, which are emptied into " the storage . tanks. ' A suction pump drawing about ' ten thousand gallons aa hour fills each ship's tanks to within .about two feet of the top, that amount of space being, required for the expansion of the molasses. It might be supposed that the petroleum would have a bad effect on the molasses, but it has been shown that the contrary is the case, and as nearly one-half the importation is made into t rum and the balance re fined into sugar a little oil is not of much account. The tanks are cleaned after the molasses has been pumped out by turning in, a powerful steam jet, which washes ' down the sides and liquefies whatever molasses may be left in the bottom of the tank, and the suction pump finishes the work.. ... A cargo of molasses, which formerly required ten or twelve days, can now be unloaded in forty-eight hours, while the difference in the cost of handling, to say nothing of the saving of time, amounts to a large sum. The first attempt at handling mo lasses in bulk was made by the brig Novelty in 1877. She was fitted with a lining and her vihole hold was- used without partitions. She made several trips between Matanzas and Boston, but was not successful as a dividend earner. Since the present system of dividing a vessel's hold into tanks was devised and put in practice on steam ers the , profits of the trade and the steamship companies have largely in creased.; A new plan for helping the students of the freshman class at the Massachu setts institute of technology . select their courses has been agreed upon by the faculty. Each student when he enters is assigned to a certain pro fessor, to whom he is to go for advice on all points concerning his course of studies at the institute. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, As mercury will surely destroy the sense ot smell ana completely derange the whole system when entering it through the. mucous surfaces. Such articles snouia never be used except on pre scriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten-fold to the good you can possibly derive from tbem. Hairs Catarrh Cure, manufac tured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken in ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine.- It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Uhio, by t. J Cheney & Co.. Testimonials free. tK? ."-old by druggists, price ioc. .per per bottle. There is a ..twin crystal of emerald, in St. Petersburg seven inches long, four broad and weighing four and ono half pounds. , COMPOUND. A recent discovery by aa old phTslcian. Successful! used monthly hy . thousand of ladies. Is tho only perfectly safe and reliable mcdlcino dis covered. Bewaro of unprincipled drucsista who offer inferior medicines in place of this. Ask for Cook's Cotton Root Compound, take no substi tute, or Inclose 81 and C cents in postage Sn letter m'.l wo will scndVsealed, by rotnrn j.n:l. 5 'nil scaled particulars In plain envelope, to Lidles only, 2 n tamps. Address Poni. Lily (lomiiany, "So. 5 1"i?i-r TVtofifc. "--iviit. -Vich. Solii in The Dalles by Snipes Kinersly. Uoger Wii.i.iA-M8 came in the ship Lyon to Nantasket, Boston, February 15, 1031. His sentence of banishment was passed by the general court Oc tober 19, 1G:!5. He died in April, 1683. Our better halves say they could not keep house without Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. . It . is used in more than half Xhe .homes in Leeds. Sims Bros., Leeds, Iowa. This ehows the esteem in which that remedy is held where it- has been sold for years and is well known. Mothers have learned that there is nothing so good for colds, croup and whooping cough, that it cores these ailments quickly and permanently, and that it is pleasant and safe for children to take. 50 cent bottles for salo by Blakely & Houghton, druggists. Kotlce. To All Whom It May Concern : - Notice is hereby given that the com mon council of Dalles City will receive sealed bids for the repairing -of the city jail at the next regular meeting, to-wit: April 3d, 1894, at 7:30 o'clock p. m. Said, repairs to be made in accordance with the plans and specifications thereof heretofore prepared by C. J. Crandall. No bid will be received unless the same is accompanied by a good and proper bond in the sum of one hundred dollars, conditioned that the bidder will accept the contract- in case the same is awarded to him. . The right to reject any and all bids is herebv reserved. Dated at Dalles City, Or., this ;26th aayot March, 1894. ' Douglas- S. Dufub, Recorder of Dalles City. Ifotiee. Notice is hereby given that the pay ment of the assessments for the Lincoln street sewer has been extended by the Common council of Dalles city, to April 19th, 1884. All assessments not paid at that time will be placed in the City Marshal's hands for collection. ', Douglas S. Dufuk," tlSth , Recorder of Dalles Citv. jdsI- 0 Gil : The Preacher Was Puzzled. ; .Mr. Moody received a revelation the other night ' while he was walking about the big ball in which he preaches looking out for the unconverted with whom to talk. - , Seeing a couple of young ladies down in the audience he approached -them and put the usual question to find whether they were among the con verted and elect. ' "O," promptly responded the younger and prettier of the two, "we belong to the choir. We're going back on the platform in moment " . ' . The preacher gave a half smile, in doubt whether membership in the choir meant ' that necessarily they wore saved, or whether their salvation was not to be considered. Whatever the conclusion of the revivalist was, he shook hands with .the singers . and walked off without receiving further information. Washington News. '" Mistaken Consumptives. In the treatment of lung and bronchial diseases the liver is often implicated to such an extent that a hepathic remedy becomes necessary in effecting a cure of the lungs. In the treatment of -such cases I prescribe Simmons Liver Regu lator with entire satisfaction. I. L. Stenenson, M. D.,Owensboro,'K3r. . A novelty in waist-trimming is a surplice-shaped cape collar. This is very full over the shoulders, crosses . from right to left down the front, and either tucks in -under the left arm or is fas tened with a rosette. - - Backien'i Arinca salve.' ' The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fevei sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin ersly. ' '" ; ' XOTICE. To All.Whom It May Concern: By order of the Common Council of Dalles City, made and entered on the 3d day of April, 1894, notice is hereby given that said City Council is about to pro ceed to order and make the improvement of Eighth street in said city, as herein after stated, and that the cost of such improvement will be levied upon the property adjacent thereto, and said im provement will be made unless within fourteen days from the final-publication of this notice, the owners of two-thirds of the property adjacent to said street about to be improved shall file their re monstrance against such improvement as by charter provided. J. be improve ment contemplated and about to be made is as follows : To improve Eighth street in gaid city by building a sidewalk six feet wide on the south side thereof from Pentland street to Court street. Said sidewalk shall be built,' constructed and erected in accordance with the provisions of an ordinance to define and establish the width and manner of building sidewalks in Dalles City, beine ordinance No. 270, which passed the Common Council of Dalles City May 10th, 1893. except as otherwise hereinbefore specified. Dated this 9th day of April, 1894. Douglas 8. Dufub, Recorder of Dalles Citv. t33d . Poison the " squirrels. Snipes & Kinersly's. Sure Shot at A. WeSOlO. the Bnstnn Tsjlnr. East End Second St., Tbe 1ii SUITS MADE TO ORDER ';::& Punts from 85 to SlO. l'erfcct fit guaranteed. Spring and Bummer Styles now in stock. Hall for People's Party County Convention, Notice is hereby given that in accordance with instructions of the State Executive m ittee of the People's Party of tho Staie of Oregon, this call is issued to the vot' rs of each an i every .re cinet in the county of Wasco, that th" piiniaries of said nnrtv Arill bp held at thepol itiK I'litre in XMteh precinct on bnturduy, April 11, i eionning fit me uour ot 1 o-ciock r. al., ior tne purpose ot electing delegates to the County Convent on, to be held at the court bouse in The Dulles, on Fri day, April 30, at 1 o'clock P. M. The ohject of the County Convention will be the nomination of a tull county ticket and to attend to ml other business deemed necessary for the ' ter orgm ization of the putty. The following is the basix of representation for each precinct, in accord ance with the vote cost for 8. H. H It for presi dential elector at the November clee iou, 1S92: Bigelow 10 Trevitt ... 8 East Dailea. . . 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This laT(r and popular Honse docs tbe principal hotel business, and is vrepared to-furnish tho Best Accommodations of any '- House in the city, and at the low rate of - Ji.oo per Day. - pirst Qass Teals, 25 Ceijts. Office for all Stage Line lAavIns; The nalies for all points In Eastern Oregon and Kasteru uuhlnctn. . In this Hotel. . , . , ; Corner of Front and Union Sta. "There is a tide in tlie affairs of men uhich, taken at its Jtooa leads on to fortune" -The poet unquestionably had reference to the n -flu Sale at CRANDALL Who are selling these goods " MICHELBACH BRICK, I D. BUSN3NE Pipe WDIla, M MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young ot Kusa - Blacksmith Shop. i. ' ... Vw HAD AT THE' LE O FFI C E Ruinous -Rat;es.. DALLES, get off en the South Side' v T. T. NICHOLAS, Propr. 1 m & BURGET'S, out at greatly-reduced rates. - - UNION ST. UNDER PRESSURE. Fiflro & Garnets