- of improvements Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. To begin with, they're the smallest, and the easiest to take. They're tiny, sugar-coated anti-bilious granules, scarcely larger than . mustard seeds. Every child is ready for them. Then, after they're taken, instead of disturbing and shocking the sys tem, they act in a mild, easy and natural way. There's no chance for any reaction afterward. Their help lasts. Constipation, Indigestion, Bilious . Attacks, Sick or Bilious Headaches, and all derangements of' the liver, stomach, and bowels are promptly relieved and perma nently cured. . ' They're put up in glass vials, which keeps them always fresh and reliable, unlike the ordinary pills in wooden or pasteboard boxes. And they're the cheapest pills you can buy, for they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is returned. You pay only for the good you get. UMOil. C3ED Ewlry, Quickly. Permanently Restored. WEAKNESS, NERVOUSNESS, DEBILITY, and an the train of arils from early errors or later excesses, tbe results of overwork, sickness, worry. etc Full strength, development and tone Riven to every organ and gortlon of the body, lmple. natural methods. Immediate Improvement seen. Failure Impossible. 2,000 references. Book, explanation and proofs mailed (sealed J free. ERIE MEDICAL CO. . BUFFALO. N. Y. "The Regulator Line" Tie. Dalles, Portal and Astoria Navigation Co. THROUGH FreigHt ana Passeipr Line through Daily Trips (Sundays ex cepted) between The Dalles and Port land. ' Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a. m., connecting at the Cas cade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. . Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill st. dock) at 6 a. m., connect ing with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. PASSENGER UATB8. One way $2.00 Bound trip.... 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car lots, will be ' brought through, with out delay at Cascades. Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. Shipments for way landings must be delivered before 5 p. m. Live stock shipments eolicted. Call on or address, W. C. ALLAWAY, General Agent. -B. F. LAUGHLIN, General Manager. THE DALLES, - OREGON . SHERIFF'S SALE. By virtue of an execution and order of sale issued out of the Circuit Court of the 8tate f Oregon for Wasco County, upon a decree and judgment made, rendered and entered by said court on the 5th day of March, 184, in favor of the plaintiff, in a suit wherein Louis Klin iter -was plaintiff and A. Mowery, Isaac Mowery, Jeanua Mowery, David Mowery. Maria Brady, Catherine Williams, B. F. Gibons and L. Vander pool were defendants, and to me directed and delivered, commanding me to levy upon and sell all the lands mentioned and described in said "writ, and hereinafter described, I did on the 15th day of March, 1894, duly levy upon, and will sell at public suction to the highest Didder for cash in band, on Monday, tbe 16th day of April, 1804, ait 2 o'clock in the afternoon of said day, at the - front door of the County Court House in Dalles CUv, In Wasco County, Oregon, all of the lands premises uescnoea in saia vrm ana herein described as follows, to-wlt: The southwest Quarter f8Wl of section twnn ty-eix 1 26), in township one (1) south of range Hiufuxui(si 01 vviiiamette menaian, con taining 160 acres, more or less of land, situated in n.n.ub'un,j, . , kugciucr wiiii me HJueineuK, hereditaments and appurtenances thereunto be longing or in any wise appertaining, or so much thereof as shall be sufficient' to sarisfv the sum of 494, with interest tbereon at the rate of 8 per cent per annum since the fith day of March, o0 attorney's fee and $40.10 costs in said suit, together with costs of said writ ud accru ing costs of sale, t. a. ward, juvaiRi4 rpenn 01 wasco uoudiv, rc-gon. JJated at Dalles City, Or., March 15; 1894. i THE FLYING FISH. Some Interesting J'acts Concerning 'This - Curious Creature ' A very common error made in natural : histories, where this fish is mentioned is that it does not fly. "Its supposed flight is nothing1 more than a prolonged leap; it cannot deviate from a straight line, and cannot rise a second time without entering the water." This, briefly, is the sort of thing one meets with in textboo'ks where reference is made to this fish. The simplest way of dealing with it is the professor's method of answering the query of the French academy whether their definition of a crab was correct. The story is so well known that it does not need repetitions " As the result of personal observation ex tending over a' good many years, I assert that the exocetus does fly. I have often seen, says a writer in Chambers' Magazine, a flying fish rise two hundred yards off, describe a semi-circle, and,- meeting the ship, rise twenty feet in the air perpendicularly-, at the Same time darting off at right angles to its previous course. Then, after another long flight, when just about to enter the water, the gap ing jaws of a dolphin emerging from the sea Grave it pause and it rose again, re turning almost directly upon its former course. This procedure is so common that it is a marvel it is not more wide ly known. 1 - ' A flying fish of mature size can fly a thousand .yards. It does not flap its fins as a bird, but they vibrate, like the wings of an insect, with a distinct hum. The only thing which termi nates its flight involuntarily is the dry ing of its fin membranes and their con sequent stiffening. "BISHNESS IS BISHNESS." Motto or the Founder of tbe English Branch of the Rothschild Firm. Those who have read "Todd's Stu dent's Manual" it would do the boys a world of physical and moral good to read it will recall his illustration -of the value of doing small deeds. lie de scribes a' coat of arms which repre sented a mountain and a man with a pickax, digging away. The motto was: Peu a peu, "little by little." The great financier who founded the' English branch of the famous Roths child firm of bankers worked upon the lines marked out by this coat of arms. Among .his "clients" was one of the "chosen people," a young broker. One day the business he- had to transact was on so small a scale that he took it to a less famous house. . Rothschild soon heard of the trans action he had, a way of hearing of everything done on 'change-r-and when next he met the broker, he rebuked him for not coming to the house of Rothschild. "Oh, sir," answered the broker, "I thought a matter of eighteen pence too small to bring to your house." "Ah. but bishness is bishness," re plied the great banker. ..Mrs. " Rothschild thought with her husband. She was generally in the counting room, keeping the books, and wearing two watches, displayed at the waist, according to the then ostenta tious fashion. . ., .A. Leader Since its first introduction,' electric bitters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead among pure medicinal tonics and alter atives containing nothing which per mits its use as a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized as the best and purest medicine for all ailments of stomach, liver or kidneys. It will cure sick head ache, indigestion, constipation ana drive maleria from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottle or the money will be refunded. Price only 50c. per bottle. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. A newspaper for the blind, the Week ly Summary, printed in Brailie type, and published in . London, has just passed its thirty-fourth number. It has a considerable circulation, its success being evidenced by a recent enlarge ment of the paper. Ten days loss of time on account of sickness and a doctor bill to pay, is any thing but pleasant for a man of a family to contemplate, whether he is a laborer, mechanic, merchant or publisher. . Jas. O. Jones, publisher of the Leader, Mexia, Texas, was sick in bed for ten days with the grip during its prevalence a year or two ago. Later in the season he had a second attack. He says: "In the latter case I used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy with considerable suc cess, I think, only being in bed a little over two days. The second attack I am satisfied would have been equally as bad as the first but for the use of the remedy ." It should be borne in mind that the grip is much the same as a very severe cold and requires precisely the same treat ment. When you wish to cure, a cold quickly and effectually give this remedy a trial. 25 and 60 cent bottles for eale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. ' The circulation of the Tocsin, a Lon don anarchist newspaper, has been pro hibited in France. . The Lexington (Mo.) News runs a di vorce department under the head of "Vital Statistics." . COMPOUND. A recent discovery by an old physician. , SucceaqfuEy ttsed y &y thoutands of La&ie. Is the only perfectly safe and reliable medicine dis covered.. Beware of unprincipled, druggists who offer Inferior medicines is place of this. Ask for Cook's Cotton Root Compound, take no substi tute, or Inclose (1 and 6 cents in postage In letter arid wo will send, sealed, by return mall. Full sealed ' particulars in plain envelope, .to ladies only, 3 Stamps. Address Poii Lily Company. -No. S FIsbor Block, TWroJt. lUco. Sold in The Dalles by Snipes fc Kinersly. - Ha worth the printer, at home 116 Court St., Feb. 1st. : I 1 I 3 7 ' Gold La Ireland- ' All authorities agree in stating that the ancient inhabitants of Ireland must have been very familiar with gold and well accustomed to its use. Native gold occurs in geological deposits in many parts of Ireland. Until lately the gold mines of Wicklow were the most productive of the British Isles, and besides this there are six other known gold-producing localities. An trim, Derry, Tyrone, Kildare, - Dublin and Wexford. It is probable, however, that many of the earlier auriferous de posits have been -worked out or are un known. It is a fact that no country in Europe possesses so much manufac tured gold belonging to early ages as Ireland. In the. museum of the Royal Irish academy alone there are nearly four hundred specimens of Irish gold antiques". The gold antiquities in the British museum illustrative of British history are, without exception, Irish. The museum of Trinity college, Dub lin, contains many fine examples, and there are several large private collec tions. But there is no doubt that much greater quantities of gold orna ment than are now known, as existing have been lost forever. Duties of the French Academy. The Academie Francaise was founded by Cardinal Richelieu in 1C35, lived long enough to snub Corneille and Mo liere, was abolished in 1793, was re vived two years later and made a use ful body by Napoleon in 180S. Since then it has been a part of the Institute of France. It elects its own members, who are now known as the Forty Im mortals. Its duties are to preserve the purity of the French language, to en courage and preserve French literature and to distribute several queer prizes, such, for instance, as .two thousand dollars each year to that member of the working class who has performed the most virtuous action of the year, and three hundred dollars every other year to the rising genius who is consid ered to be most in need of and 'most worthy of encouragement.. The mem bers are supposed to meet twice a week, and are paid three dollars and eighty-seven cents a napoleon for every meeting they attend. They re ceive, besides, a salary of three hun dred and sixty dollars a year. Zola, who has been rejected some six or seven times, holds to the tradition that membership in the academy is the highest literary honor that can be bestowed upon a Frenchman. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, As mercury will surely destroy tbe sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles should never be used except on pre scriptions from reputable physicians, as the damage they will do is ten-fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufac tured by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mercury, and is taken in ternally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tbe system. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you get the genuine. It is taken internally, and made in Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. ST-Sold by druggists, price 75c. per per bottle. The Halls (Ga.) Weekly announces the following as its subscription rates: "One year, two bushels - 'taters; six months, two gallons sorghum; three months, one quart sweet mash invar iably in advance." Bncklens Annca salve. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever soree, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin ersly, The fixed star second in distance is 63,000,000,000 of miles from the earth. To the naked eye 3,000 stars are vis ible; the best telescopes show 5,500,000. Guaranteed Cure. We authorize, our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. : If you are afflicted with a Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair trial, and ex perience no benefit, you may return the bottle and have your money refunded. We could not make this offer did we uot know that Dr. King's New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kjnersly's. The imperial health officer of Berlin says that the juice of both the orange and the lemon is fatal to the cholera bacillus in a few hours. The experience of Geo. A. Apgar, of German Valley, N. J., is well worth re membering. He was . troubled with chronic diarrhoea and doctored for five months and was treated by four differ ent doctors without benefit. He then began using Chamberlain's Colic; Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy, of which one bottle effected a complete cure. It is for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, drug gists. . . Notice. To All Whom It May Concern :' Notice is hereby given that the com mon council of Dalles City will receive sealed bids for the repairing of the city jail at the next regular meeting, to-wit: April 3d, 1894, at 7:30 o'clock p. m. Said repairs to be made in accordance with the plans and specifications thereof heretofore prepared by C. J. Crandall. No bid will be received unless the same is accompanied by a good and proper bond in the sum of one hundred dollars, conditioned that the bidder will accept the contract in case the same is awarded to him. The right to reject any and all bids is nereov reserved. Dated at Dalles City, Or., this 26th day of March, 1894. Douglas S. Dcftje, -Recorder of Dalles City. : ; Poison the squirrels. Snipes & Kinersly 's. ' Sure Shot at UNFIT FOR OFFICE. Disqualification of a Former Candidate far Kentucky's Gubernatorial Chair. A former governor of Kentucky used to tell some good stories about his ex periences in canvassing, the state pre vious to his election to that office One day he stopped at a small weather beaten ho3c about noon, and the mis tress of the place brought forth for his delectation a huckleberry, pi of gen erovis dimensions and most excellent taste. "Why, madam," said the would-be governor, after he had taken a few mouthf uls with evident relish, "this is really a most delicious pie. And may I ask what the fruit is which has such a pleasant flavor?" "Sho, now," said the woman, beam ing -with gratification, "I reckon you don't need to ask me that! I reckon you know what's in that pie, without me tellin' you." ' '.'Indeed, I must plead ignorance," replied the guest; "the taste is unfa miliar to me." ; Weill, I declare!" ejaculated the woman; "don't you raise huckleberries in your part o' the kentry? Ain't you acquainted with 'era?" "It may be," replied - her guest, smiling, "but 'I have never eaten' a huckleberry pie before." "Well," she said, in evident amaze ment, "I dnnno about you! TJp for gov ernor, and don't know huckleberries! I mistrust you aint fitten for office." -. And with a dubious shake of- her head .ghe cut a second quarter of the pie for the disqualified candidate. Imperial bicycle, lightest and best to date. See J. M. Huntington & Co. , NOTICE. ' To AU Whom It May Concern: , By order of the Common Council of Dalles City, made and entered on tbe 3d day of April, 1894, notice is hereby given tbat said City Council is about to pro ceed to order and make the improvement of Eighth street in said city, as herein after stated, and .that the cost of such improvement will be levied upon the property adjacent thereto, and said im provement will be made unless within fourteen days from the final publication of this notice, the owners of two-thirds of the property adjacent to said street about to be improved shall file their re monstrance against such improvement as by charter provided. The improve ment contemplated and about to be made is as follows : To improve Eighth street in said city by building a sidewalk six feet wide on the south side thereof from Pentland street to Court street. Said sidewalk shall be built, constructed and erected in accordance with the provisions of an ordinance to define and establish the width and manner of building sidewalks in Dalles City, being ordinance No. 270, which passed the Common ' Council of Dalles City May 10th, 1893, except as otherwise hereinbefore soecified. Dated this 9th day of April, 1894. Douglas 8. Duitjb, Recorder of Dalles Citv. t33d Notice is hereby given that the pay ment of the assessments for the Lincoln street sewer has been extended by the Common council of Dalles city, to April 19th, 1884. All assessments not paid at that time will be placed in the City Marshal's hands for collection. DOUGXA8 S. Dcftjr, -tl9th ' ' Recorder of Dalles City. A. Wp.snln, the Bnstnn Tailor. ISast End Second St., The Dalles. SUITS MADE TO ORDER rV. Pants from S5 to SIO. Perfect fit guaranterd. ' Spring and Bummer 8tyles now in stock. flallfor People's Party County Convention. Notice is hereby given that in accordance with instructions of the State Executive Com .1 ittee of the People's Party of the 8taie of Oregon, this call is issued to the vot rs of each and every pre cinct in tbe county of Wasco, that the primaries of said party will b - held at the polling places in each precinct on Saturday, April 11, beginning at the hour of 1 o'clock P. M., lor the purpose of electing d-legates to the County Convention, to be held at the court bouse in The Dalles, on Fri day, April 20, at 1 o'clock P. M. The object of the County Convention will be the nomination of a lull county ticket and to attend to all other business deemed necessary for the better organ ization of the party. The following is the basis of representation for each precinct, in accord snce with the vot cast for 8. H. Holt for presi dential elector at the November election, 1392: Bigelow 10 Trevitt 8 East Dalits 7 West Dalles 3 Mosier . . 2 FUs 2 Baldwin. 2 Eight Mile 1 Columbia. .. 3 Deschutes 3 Nansene.. 3 Dufur . 3 Kingi-ley 4 Tygh.... 1 Wamlc 2 Oafi Grove 2 Bake Oven 1' Antelope 2 HoodKlver 12 All delegates to have credentials properly signed, it is desirable thatlall precincts be fully represented. By order of the County Executive Committee. , JOHN W ELTON, chairman. . SETH MORGAN, Secretary. YOU NEED ANY JOB PRINTING, NO MAT TER HOW MUCH OR HOW LITTLE, GIVE THE CHRONICLE JOB DEPARTMENT YOUR PATRONAGE AND BE HAPPY. YOU WILL GET THE BEST, AND THE BEST 13 GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANY BODY. USE LOTS OF PRINTER'S INK AND BE PROSPEROUS. COPYRIGHTS. Alt I OBTAIN A PATENT t For a prompt answer and an honest opinion, write to MUNNdcCO., who have had nearly fifty years' experience to the patent business. Common i ca tions strictly confidential. 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' ' f-'.w. ; This lsrr-e and popular House does the principal hotel business, . and is prepared to furnish the Best Accommodations of any ' . House in the city, and at the low rate of ' ' ; - $i.oo per Day. - pfrst Qass Teals, 25 Ceijts. Office for all Stage Linen leaving The Dalle's for all ' points In Sastera Oregon and Kastern Washington, in tbls Hotel. Corner of Front and Union Sts. There is a tide in the affairs . .; leads on to fortune." .The poet unquestionably had reference to the Clsi-flBt Sale Ji Forni tore k Caroms at CRAN DALL Who are selling; those goods MICHELBACH BRICK. D. BUISSN Pip WorR, Tin MAINS TAPPED Shop on Third r Street, next door west of Young & Kusb' v Blacksmith Shop. - SI. FIFatST CLHSS - f1 HAD AT THE L.E ' O FFI C E Ruinous Rates. T. T. NICHOLAS, Prppr. of men, which, taken at itslap & BU RG ET'S, out. at greatly-reduced rates. '.. TJITION ST. ana Roofing UNDER PRESSURE.