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A Republican Convention for the County of Wasco, state of Oregon, is called to meet in Dulles City, in mid county, on Wednesduy, April 4th, 1893 at 10 o'clock A. M., for the purpose of nnmiuaOuir candidates for the following county offices: One County Commissioner, County Cierk, County Sheriff, County Treasurer, Countv Assessor, County Sc hool Superintendent, Countv Coroner and County Surveyor; and hIso precinct officers for the several precincts, and eight dele gates to the State Convention, and to tiansact such other business ns may properly come before such convention. The convention vill. consist of 67 delegates chot.cn by the several precincts, and the several precincts of the county will be entitled to representation iu said convention as follows: - . Bigelow.. '. .6 Trcvitt 6 East Dalits. 6. "West Dulles 5 Mosier 2 Flls '..-.' 4 EastHoodKiver......3 West Hood fiiver 4 Baldwin 2 Eight Mile 2 Columbia 2 Deschutes.: 2 Xansene. . . ...'. 3 Dufur 4 Kingcley -. 8 Tygh ..:.2 W'smic . 3 Oak Grove ; . . . 2 Bake Oven 2 Antelope: 4 The same being one delegate at large from each precinct and one delegate for every 25 votes, and one for every fraction over one-half of 25 vote cast for the Bepublican legislative ticket at the election in June, 1892. . ..- . , Primaiies to elect the delegates in each of fho several precincts will beheld on March 28, 1894. In East Dalles rrecinct the polls will be located at the Wasco Warehouse, and Frank. Xaughlin, F. Creighton and D H. Roberta will act an judges at said election; in Bigelow Precinct the polls will be located at the office of Win. Michell, and Chas. Cooper, C. J. Crandall and Tom Joles will act as judges at said election; in Trevitt fjecinct the polls will be located at the County Court room in said precinct, and J. 8. Fish, C. E. Bay ard ai d C. 1 Phillips wilt act as Judges f Said election; in West Dulles Hrecinct the polls will be located at the City Mills, and J. W. Marquis, T. A. Hudson and A. A. Urquhart will act as judges at said election. The polls in each of aid four precincts will be kept open from 12 o'clock M. to 7 o'clock P. M. for the reception of votes; the polls in each of the other precincts in the county will be located at the usual place at . the hour of 1 o'clock P. M., and will be conduct ed in the usual manner -for holding primary elections. B. 8. HUNTINGTON, Chairman Bepublican County Committee. - JUDi 8. FISH, 8ccretary Bepublican County Committee. . feb-24-td 25 YOU HEED ANY JOB . PRINTING, -NO MAT TER HOW MUCH OB HOW LITTLE, GIVE THE CHBONICLE JOB DEPARTMENT YOUB PATRONAGE AND BE . HAPPY. YOU WILL GET THE BE8T, AND .. THE BEST 13 GOOD ENOUGH FOB ANY BODY. USE LOTS OF. PRINTER'S INK AND BE PROSPEROUS. ''' '" 1 KILLED HJW; SELF FOR A LIVING. A Parisian Swindler W ho Took Kovel Mean of Balslnc; the Wind. Gillet, a professional mendicant of Faris, has the peculiar merit of being; the orcranizer of a trick for raising funds which was unknown, and un dreamed of in the .philosophy of the ablest representatives of the old Cour des Miracles, - says a writer, in the London Telegraph: . He pretended to .hang himself from a tree seven times during; the summer, and on each occa sion he was cut down from his gibbet. by Good Samaritans, who invariably sent round the hat for him on the spot. In some instances the rescuers' may have been Gillet's confederates, but ac cording to what can be gathered he usually preferred to work alone. Having- selected a fine day for his opera tions, Gillet dressed himself carefully and went to the woods of Boulogne or Vincennes. He next made choice ol a tree near where young children were playing, and having put a noose round his neck strung himself up. Then he groaned and attracted the children, who ran in alarm to their mothers or nurses, until in a moment there was a crowd around him. Men summoned to the spot, and sometimes the women who were called, extricated the 'artful mendicant from his apparently peril ous position. He was-extended on the grass, -his hands were rubbed, cordials were pressed to his lips and smell ing bottles put under his nose. When he revived the first question put to him was naturally: Why did he do it? Pointing to a pocket of his coat he would say: "Here is a letter which will explain all!" The document be ing opened contained a communication to the effect" that Gillet wanted to bang himself of his own free will. His desire to die was caused by destitution, and he had not eaten for two days. . A collection being made for the sufferer he instantly regained the use of his limbs, and before leaving his generous sympathizers treated them to a brief autobiographical sketch, which set forth that he was a respectable young man from the ' country who had been stranded in Paris and could find no work to'do. It is recorded that Gillet performed this trick with great suc cess between July and September, not only in the woods about Paris, but also in the park at Versailles and in the forest of St. Germain. In the last mentioned place he had the good for tune to be cut down just as a generous Paris banker was passing by, who gave him a liberal donation. Gillet natur ally took care to tie his hoose in a man ner calculated to produce the effect which he intended without imperiling his life. In the winter, when the woods are comparatively deserted, Gil let adopted the old trick of pretending to faint or to have an epileptic fit at the corner of the street. His fraud has at last been detected and charita-. ble people have been warned against his ' knavery, ' which has not only de ceived ordinaty men and women but also astute members of the police force. HER HEART ON HER SLEEVE. The Coster Girl Never Elides Her Emo tions, as Fine T-arlles Do. , It is an interesting sight to see the real coster girl, not her stage present ment, enjoying herself on a bank holi day. First of all, she' is very smart ac cording to her own ideas, which, to do her justice, are original and not pale copies of the West Knd ladies. Iler hair, especially, engages her at tention, and in this she prefers a dis tinctive stylejf her own. The hair is parted at each side, cut short and very much curled and' crimped, and sur mounted by' a large hat and ostrich feathers coming well over the eyes, in ' some .cases almost hidiner them. She is musical, too, and easily breaks into singing and dancing. It is sad to note this unsatisfied longing to indulge in.rhythmical move ment as exemplified in a slow, valse danced by two of the same sex, or a wild sort of jig partaking of the can Can and 'the breakdown' shared in by both men and women, says the London Graphic A crowd of admiring and en couraging bystanders gathers round quickly, applauding or criticising in their own peculiar manner. The belle is arrayed in a brown dress with pink bow at the neck, a large, green' velvet hat and feathers, a large white shawl and white gloves. She is as self-conscious as the beauty of a Belgrave Square hall, and dances with an enjoy ment and an unction unknown , to the languid lady. . There is no sitting out here, ' no useless dancing men, for both sexes seem equally delighted to revolve with each other. There is an evident love of bright colors in the dress of boys and girls, and there is a hearty, bois terous flow of high spirits and of some . what rough good-nature, -cotipled with a laudable determination to be happy, which is as refreshing as it is unforced. fftrategry at a Trying Time. The young husband was somewhat surprised when his wife came into the office. She opened the conversation at once. ''.' . "I want enough, money to go out of town for a few days," she' said, "and you will have to take your meals down town for a few days." "Why, what does this mean?" ; "It means just this: I got a messen ger boy to come to the house for Mary Ann to tell her that she was wanted at her . aunt's, -and as soon as she. got around' the corner 1 " shut up the house and locked it and ran away. When she comes back 'she : won't find .anyone there.''" We don't owe her anything; so it's all right, and I wanted to "discharge her, but you know I never would, dare to 1 ell her to gcS. and I knew you wouldn't "dare, and' don't you think your little wife knows pretty well how to manage? Say yes, now, or I'll break down and cry right here in the office." Indianapolis "Journal. The dancing" contest, which was to take place at Armory hall Saturday, night, will occur April 7th. Badges are good for one soiree only.. ' '. ."..'.-' , . James Smith.-. . CHARACTER. AND- PHYSIQUE. Bed Ilalr Was Regarded, with Disfavor by the .Romans. Judging character by physical indi cations was practiced by the ancients as well as more occult, arts of divina tion, the quality and color of hair be ing especially a . subject of theory. Straight, lank hair was regarded as in dicative of pusillanimity and d coward ice. Napoleon was only the exception that proved the rule, for his hair was as straight as an Indian's. Frizzly hair was supposed to accompany coarseness of nature and clumsiness of manner The compromise between these twe types was considered most desirable that is, straight hair, ending in sof tli turned rings. Achilles and Ajax Tela" mon had this sort of hair and sucl also were the locks of Timou, thi misanthropic Athenian 1 In color au burn or light brown hair was consid ered the most, beautiful, as well cs in dicative of intelligence, amiability in dustry and extreme susceptibility t the charms of the opposite sex. . Blact hair was regarded with disfavor by tht ltomans, but red was an object of ex treme aversion, a prejudice carried tc such an extreme that even donkeys suffered from it, according to the prov erb:" "As wicked as a red ass." Among the Copts a red donkey was every year sacrificed by hurling it from a high wall. - - - -. . Reduced to the Ranks. , Different ideas exist in England from those prevalent in Germany with regard to the attitude to be adopted by soldiers toward escaping- prisoners. Whereas Emperor William some time ago aroused much unpleasant ' com ment' by promoting a corporal who had shot at and killed in a crowded street an escaping prisoner, at Wool- rich a sergeant and a corporal have just been reduced to the ranks and sentenced to a month's imprisonment for having discharged their carbines, without injury to anybody, in a public thoroughfare at a deserter who had broken away from them. . Ten days loss of time on account of sickness and a doctor bill to pay, is any thing but pleasant for a man of a family to contemplate, whether he ia a laborer, mechanic, merchant or publisher. Jas. 0. Jones, publisher of the Leader, Mexia, Texas, was sick in bed for ten days with the grip during its prevalence a year or two ago. Later in the season he had a second attack. He says : "In the latter case I; used Chamberlain's Cough Eemedy with considersible suc cess, I think, only being in bed a little over two days. The.second attack X am satisfied would have been equally as bad as the first but for the use of the remedy.." It should be borne in mind that, the grip is much the same as a very severe cold and requires precisely the same treat merit. When you wish to cure a cold ! quickly and effectually give this, remedy 'atrial. .-2 and 60 cent -bottles for sale j hy -Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. A Michigan wife was released be cause the husband did not provide the necessaries of life, saying "he would not work his toenails off for any woman." ' The experience of Geo. A." Apgar, of German Valley, N. J., is well worth re membering. He was troubled with chronic diarrhoea and . doctored for five months and was treated by four differ' eut doctors without benefit. He then began using Chamberlain's Colic, Chol era and Diarrhoea Remedy, of which, one bottle effected a complete cure. It is for sale by Blakeley &. Houghton, drug gists. : A populab edition of the Grant Mem oirs have been offered to the public. It is a reprint of the subscription edi tion printed in one volume, and sells for one dollar and fifty cents. ooMottonRoot 'COMPOUND. A recent discovery by an old physician. Succeisxfully wed pnonthljt bjf thousands of Ladies. Is .tho only perfectly safe and reliable medicino dis covered. Beware of unprincipled druggists who offer Inferior medicines in place of this. Ask for Cook's Cotton Root Compound, take no substi tute, orfnclose $1 and 6 cents m postage in letter and we will send, sealed, by return wait. Fullsealed, particulars in plain envulope, to ladles only, 2 stamps. Address Pon. Lily Company. .. Ko. 3 fisher Block. I"roIt. Mich. Sold in The Dalles by Snipes Kinersly. A Million Friends. 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Price 25 cents per box. : For sale by Snipes & Kinersly- - For Sale. . -. A good milch cow, gentle and easy milker, also horse, buggy and harness, good family horBe and" a fine roadster. Address C. J. Coatswoeth, - lw . City. TEXAN HOSPITALITY, The Passing .Stranger Always Invited In and Taken Care Of. the latch string hangs out" ex pressed the hospitality of the southern frontier in the days "before the war." If a traveler rode up before . the fence that separated the log cabin from tho road he was : greeted by "'Light, stranger, 'light!". Without this salu tation no one dismounted, but-it was rarely withheld. Mr. Williams, in his recent book, "Sam Houston," thus de scribes the impulse ..of' hospitality, which made every traveler a guest during the early settlement of Texas: The traveler who rode up to the front fence was instantly, invited to alight. His .horse was staked out or hobbled to feed on the prairie grass and the visitor sat down to exchange the news with His host. ' The coffee mill- was set going,. if there were any of the precious grains -in the house, and the topper in the hollolog to grind ing the corn. The venisorior bear meat was put on the coals and the ashcake baked. ,- . - J.- , :. ,- .: ., - After the meal and the evening pipe the visitor, stretched himself on a buf falo robe on .the floor with the mem bers of the family and slept the sleep of health and fatigue. In the morning the response to any inquiry as to the charge was: "You can pay me by com ing again." ' . -. ; . - ; ; The story that , a certain hospitable settler used to waylay travelers on the road and compel them to visit him .at the muzzle of a double-barreled shot gun was only a humorous exaggeration of the instinct for hospitality which characterized the community. 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