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2fo body does more than that ; '
or if they do, the Sheriff stops it
pretty soon. We carry
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find the article not as represented, bring it back and
get your money. ; .
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' ' elsewhere; come and tell us about it and we will give
you a rebate for the difference.
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tomers of ouis.
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SATURDAY,
- MAR. 17, 1894
MARS' MONTH.
A Record of Lesser Erenti
Thirty-one Days.
for the
Hail, gentle soring !
. Softly now the hills respire
Stars and sun serenely shine,
While the poet strings his lyre,
And the liar Strings his line.
' CoL Sinnott.
The river is a foot deep over the dock
and rising.
The railroad is again in shape between
here and Portland and soon through
trains will arrive from the east.
Our window is adorned with a large
boquet'pf wild flowers, of numerous va
. rieties, which our young friends have
gathered from the hills adjoining the
' city.
' The Irish people have many friends
and well-wishers, judging from the green
badges, numerously worn today by citi
zens of American descent, as well as the
plethoric German and even their ancient
enemy, the Briton. :
aoia nis wool today to toe Joslyn Bros.,
in this city, for 7 cents pet pound.
How is this for the Wilson bill and pro
tection? It's free wool with a ven
geance. Mr. Hal French has a. very realistic
advertisement of the Lion insurance
company in his show window. The face
of a lion is shown behind iron bars in a
frame, giving the dreadful appearance of
his majesty, the king of beasts, as often
seen 'in the menagerie.
. How much weight is there in a name?
That depends on its length, if we are to
take the scales for it, shown in Snipes &
Kinersly's window. . By writing your
name on one Of two pieces of paper of
equal weight, the delicately attuned
scales will register, the weight of the
name, the . paper bearing the name
descending. But this is a little too fine
for ordinary uses.
' A very handsome design was carried in
the populist "procession' today. Any.
'one is at liberty to interpret it as best
he can. All we can endeavor to do is
to describe it, aseven after 'an explana
tion, we failed to grasp its meaning. - A
gold piece is represented at the top and
. underneath a fish carrying in its mouth
a piece of silver. Under the fish is rep
resented A. mOntMAlr n ,3
.... ... . "
whole the words "Jot to Be Demons-'
PEASE & MAYS. l
tized." What connection the fish has
with the rebus is beyond us, but -we are
somewhat - rusty on our "Arabian
Nights."
The Populists.
There are not many of them in Wasco
county, judging from the parade after
dinner and the convention later at the
courthouse. The first event consisted
of our genial friend, Seth Morgan, and
about a dozen followers tramping along
Main street With a picturesque card
board meaning perhaps Something, no
one knows what, the leader whistling
"Yankee Doodle." At the convention
there were- a score or thirty in attend
ance. The meeting was qniet and or
derly, presided over by Al. Reese. The
Omaha platform- was read in a mild
voice by the secretary, difficult to hear
at a distance of twenty feet. - Some
one in the audience then read the Ore
gon City platform in better voice, and
then Mr. Curran, an imported populist
from Portland, read a set of resolutions
framed by himself and others. These
had a very calamitous tone, and were
very bitter against the old parties, cal
culated to make a poor devil tif a repub
lican or democrat feel that he had been
very important in a diabolical way by
wrenching money from the populists
and throwing it to the birds. Mr. Cur
ran then made a speech, at the invita
tion of the chair. ' His howl was for
more money and he read excerpts from
Hume, more or less foreign to the case..
Other speakers occupied the attention
of the house, and were feebly cheered.
Don't Know TVbat They Want.
The DODulist Tlatform certninlv will
be a grevious disappointment to the
populists of the state. It mnfli. Via rtr-rtrtf
to them how little they know what they
want. They are a thoroughly discon
tented and querulous sort of people, sat
isfied with nothinz that exists, t.alkincr
large and wide about the. vils and
aDUses 01 society and government ; but
when they come to make a statemnnt rf
what they think is really the matter,
wnat tney actually want, how they
would reform political society . and re
generate the state, their performance is
amusingly barren, jejune, inane. The
prophecy was thunder ; the- result is
Bmaii Deer. uregonian. .
Last of Eartta.
On Sundav last Mr. and TH' v.. 7
McFarland, of Holiday's addition, had
the misfortune to loan
girls by death. Their numerous friends
tnrougnout the state offer their heartfelt
sympathy to the bereaved parents in
their sad affliction.. On Tuesday last
the little one's body was taken to The
Dalles for Interment, the former home of
Mr. McFarland. Although the "Little
White Hearse" has gone a "glimmering
Dy," carrying the tiny soul to its hom
on high, the bright smile of the little
one is dearly remembered by those who
knew her, and papa and mamma well
know that there has been added one
more bright jewel to the crown eternal
whose light will welcome them on o'er
life s turbulent seas. Portland Chron--icle.
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-:. City Warnita. .
All those holding city warrants of date
prior to September 1st. 1891. will be naid
on presentation at my office. Interest
on same ceases after this date. '
I. I. BCBGET ,
' - City Treasurer.
Ths Dalles, Or., Jan. 8, 1894.
Misrepresented g
ARMORY HALL.
A Eoomj ' Building Soon -to Be Fitted
up Dy J. 8. dsn.
An opera 'house is something The
Dalles has sadly needed ever since the
nre, anq it is a pleasure to state that the
want is to be supplied.
Mr. Jud. Fish has leased the Baldwin
property- for two Tears, a room v ntnre
building, across the street west from the
umauua nouse, ana proposes to fit it up
in morougn style lor. tne use of the Third
regiment, and to be thereafter, styled
Armory hall. Not onlv is it salted to
theatrical performances, but by reason
or. a portable stage, easily removed, it
will make a fine dancin? hall. or tor enter.
tainments of any public nature what
ever. - This hall is 50x100 feet and by
means of foldinsr doom on MAh si'Ho
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annexes can be used which will seat 100
more. The front of the building is par-"
titioned squarely off for other purposes.
A hallway is to occupy the center space,
on the left an officers' room, and on the
right a ladies and gents' room equal in
size. There will be nothing to obstruct
the vision in the main hall no pillars
or posts or stationary object of any kind.
The roof will be firmly held, by a series
of trusses, so as to sustain its ' own
weight. The fioor will be laid upon a
new woodwork foundation to be built
underneath, and will furnish the spring
which gives zest to a waltz, without the
danger attendant upon floors in brick
buildings that are imperfectly costructed.
The Armorv hall, when . cnrnnlntAr
- 1 1
will furnish an incentive to our home
talent to continue their occasional, plays
which have always delighted our people.
We have talent of a high order, but they
have yielded' to . the discouragement of
an inadequate opera house, since the
Vogt block was desolated by fire.
Mr. Baker's Lecture.
The Eueene Guard savs the Wtnro
delivered at Villard hall last evening by
jouu. iyaeu .Baser, ot Portland, was
well attended. His snbiect wan rf!Bar
and the Rise of Roman Imperialism,"
ana ms discourse especially interesting
to the students of history. .His theme
was VThe eternal law of compensation
made apparent in the history of nations."
He carefully , reviewed the history of
Rome .from the time -of . the patrician
fathers to the supremacy of Csesar.
The vivid statements of . cause and
effect in the several changes of the social
and political scale suggested lessons ap
plicable to. some existing conditions in
our American republic today. ' Mr.
Baker has an impressive delivery and
those who missed the lecture last even
ing lost a rare treat. We regret that
space does not allow us to give a com
prehensive synopsis. -x '
' Mr. Baker will deliver the same tec
tore in this city on Tuesday evening at
the court house. Mr. Thompson drew a
large audience, and as 'Mr. Baker'a sub
ject is an interesting one, purpeople will
miss a good thing if " they fail to hear
him. . ' " ' " '
I ' r ; ' . , ,
" for County Treasurer.
4 hereby announce myself as a candi
date for re-election as 'county treasurer,
subject to the action of the republican
county convention,
dwtf 1 ' ' William: Michkll,
', . .. Notice. , " '- -
I hereby, announce myself as a candi
date for the.office df countv clerk." Rn.
ject- to the decision of the republican
county convention.-
' I. I. BUEGST.
Steel Ranges !
Kvery Range Warranted.
Nails, Garden T00I9, Spray
Pumps, Spraying Material Bab- .
, bit Lye, Building Hardware, '.'
Tinware, Graniteware, Ac, &c.
Our stock of .
GROCERIES
is very complete. All orders
promptly attended to. Garden
and Field Seeds a specialty.
Maier & Benton,
GBOCEBIES and HAEDWABE.
Good G-oods. Low Prices.
Plea "Like
Tour .Mother
Hake."
TJsed to
It is not in the power of human genius
to make a pie "like your mother used to
make." Take . all. the cooks in Queen
Victoria's kitchen, and give them the
finest flour, and the freshest eggs, and
the richest butter and milk, and rare
fruits ripened in the sunshine, and
spices from Arabia, And every delicious
ingredient of a .royal pie, then bribe
them with a coronet apiece and a pen
aion of 2000 year, and after all they
will not be able to make "pies like your
pother 1 used to ; make." The feat is
physiologically and psychologically im
possible, because nobody but your own
mother ever can or ever could give to
the elements of a pie that ethereal flavor
and that spiritual potency which -makes
it, for you at least, a memory of home
forever. Unless all' their ingredients
are mixed with her love, touched by her
own hands and seasoned with, her own
spirit, there are no "pies like your
moiner usea to. mate." .Boston Trans
cript.
PERSONAL MENTION.
W. J. Peddicord of Moro is in the city
today. - .
Mr. Frank Hampton of Eueene arrived
in the city last night.
Mr. A. D. Bolton of Bovd cave Thi
Chroniclb office a pleasant call today.
Mr. Louie Fritz returned last niirht to
the city to make it his future residence.
THE CHURCHES.
Services at the Christian church as
usual Preaching by the pastor at H
o'clock a. m. and .7:30 p. m... Morning
subject, "Walking with God;" evening,
Stranded Vessels, or , Safety in Ship
wreck." .Sunday school immediately
after the morning sermon.'
Methodist Episcopal church Preach
ing by the pastor at 11 a., m." and 7 ;30 p.
m.: Sunday school After the morning
service ; Junior League at 5 p. m. ; Ep
worth League at 6 :30 p. m., subject.
The Herdsman Prophet," Amos i :1 ;
xix 1-15; class meeting Sunday at 10
a. m. and Tuesday at 7 :30 p. m. ; prayer
meeting Thursday at 7 :30 p. m. All are
cordially invited.. v ,
The Congregational church, corner of
Court and Fifth streets. Sunday ser
vices aa usual. At 11 a. m. and 7 :30 p.
m. worship, and a sermon by the'pastor,
W. C. Curtis. . Sunday school im
mediately after the' ' morning service.
Meeting of the Young People's Society of
Christian Endeavor at 6:30 p. in.
Topic, Taming the tongue, (James iil :
2-12). All persons not worshipping else
where are cordially invited.
- Assassination by Bomb.
Vaillant, who' hurled a bomb in the
chamber of deputies in Paris recently,
paid only thirteen cents for the can
ister that contained the explosive, says
the New York World. There are other
deadly missiles which the anarchists
nave learned to make, and the ordinary
cane or umbrella "will conceal them.
The plan is to -take the cane or um
brella into the theater, store or stock
exchange and lay it upon the floor or
counter.-, The setting of it up in its
natural position will, cause it to ex
plode with fatal result. . '
The head of the cane holds t'wo glass
vessels, oblong in shape, and each filled
with an explosive liquid harmless in it
self so long as it is kept away from the
others. The cane is carried- by the an
archist in perfect safety by being held
horizontally. But . when lifted up and
placed against the wall the fluid in the
upper bottle runs into .the lower and
the explosion takes place.
Certainties are not "always certain; but here is
one you can pin your faith and'tie your dol
lars to. We carry the largest, freshest stock of
Groceries at the most reasonable prices of any
where in The Dalles; Oregon. . .
1300FCS, JEWELRY, WHTCHES
and Musical
MASTER ON BOARD.
A. Russian Admiral Who Was Running
. . His Own Shin.
. If all the stories of Icings and em
perors .are . to be believed, the infer
ence must be that they respect no one
so . much ' as the man who -.has the
courage of his own opinions. Admiral
Oreig- joined the Russian na-vy when a
boy, and rose to the command of the
Black Sea fleet, which "the czar re
viewed from time to time. r .
One fine day his. majesty expressed a
wish to enjoy a cruise in the flag-ship.
The admiral accordingly set-sail, and
all went well until a "sudden tempest
broke, to the great discomfort of the
imperial party. ' -
The emperor entreated the admiral
to put back, but the wind was. con
trary and the admiral could attempt
nothing of the sort. The emperor then
succumbed utterly to seasickness, and
peremptorily ordered a return. : - --
"I acknowledge that his majesty is
ruler of all the Russias," said the ad
miral,, "but I am master on board. - You
may tell -his majesty that his commands
cannot be obeyed." '- " - ;
The ship was actually driven within
sight of the Asiatic coast, but only
when- the storm abated could hia anin.
cratic majesty's orders be obeyed. '
yJa nnainir mmselT Ra.f on land h
czar beg-ged the admiral's pardon for
his imDatieno.fi. .and nrpsnntiH him nntn
the usual gold snuff-box, set with dia
monds and suitably inscribed.
The Wives of Two Koted Painters. "
Titian's greatest misery was his wife,
who was a domineering,' dictatorial
woman who insisted that he should
render an acpount to her of every item
of his expenditures. The wretched
man. who was verv -wlt.hu- ran c nfjn
put to the sorest straits to buy a" glass
01 wine wnnont letting ms wife know
anything- about the t.ranKiptirm . Tim-i,.
hem, the Dutch painter,, had a scolding
wiie. me was lazy, ana she was thrifty
and insisted that he should keep at
work. His studio was over the kitchen,
and from time to time Frau Berghem
pounded the ceiling, with a pole she
kept for thnt purpose, and Berghem
responded stamping to assure her
that .he was awake and attending to
business. ' . -
Hawprth, printer, 116 Court St. . tf
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Stove Polish.
Poison the squirrels. Sure Shot at
Snipes & Kinersly's.
Use Mexican Silver Stove Polish.-
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We especially, offer
Our
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Dress Goods, j ackets, Underwear,
Blankets,. Clothing, Boots
and. Shoes. .' ' :
TERMS STRICTLY CHSH.
CALL FOR --.
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Sulphurv
Salt.
CIIXIB M r r ; .
Instruments.
O. W. O.Hardman, Sheriff of , Tjrel
f-'-yjMV,app.w.Iatea a good thing ,
and does not hesitate to say so. ' He was
almost prostrated with a cold, when he
procured bottle of Chamberlain's
Cougji Remedy. ;.He says: "It gave ma
prompt'reiief.. J find it-fo be an in vain-'
able remedy for coughs and colds.". ,Fo
sale by'Blakeley & Houghton, drug- "
gists. ''--" -- !--.", .- . '
tub StoMUig (ireeig)
UxJs-
Having, enlarged our Floral Garden t and in
creased our already large collection ol
POTTEp PMflTS, -tfiSES, &c,
We wish to announce, in addition, to the
public, that we have made n specialty of
Pansy Plants ' and Forget-fffe-Sots,
Wile! Ve Will Sell at Eeasonable Prices.-
We alsa have a .fine selection of Dahlia Bulbs,
which for beautv are unexcelled. u nrna.
pared to furnish on sbort notice Cut Flowers
for wedding parties, socials and funerals. ,
MRS. A. C. STUBLING & SON.
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CLOTHING,
Negligee Shirts, Under
. wear, Hosiery,
ffecftua r, jiderlefs.
'. TOWEIjJ
Boots, Shoes, Rubbers. &cM
- Eyery article marlcel in plain nmres. ' .
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