i Let Us Reason At the end of our Business Year, when we had completed the inventory of our stock of Merchandise, we found it was Considerably less than we, or our predecessors in business, had ever invoiced. - -. This was not mere chance. It was the result of careful plan ning last fall. So sure were we that we. could purchase o much cheaper at the . beginning of the present year that we held our Cash Sale of last December and offered many lines at cost and less, feeling assured that we could "replace them at a much lower price. The re .sults have proved the correctness of our theory. The great" depletion of our stock will permit us to offer for your inspection a complete and entire 'new stock at prices which for many lines of goods will be less than last year's cost to us. Many, of the leading brands of Bleached and Unbleached Cot tons, Prints and Wash Fabrics we have been, able to buy for less than the cost of manufacturing, because the demand has been greatly curtailed stocks at the mills were accumulating, and the treasurers thought it a wiser plan ' to .try and move goods even at a small loss, than to discharge the help and close the mills. . ' ( . We think the bottom was reached about the time our orders were placed, and we are looking for a revival with the coming of spring. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Entered s the Postofflce at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. Clubbing List. Regular Our price price Chronide and 5.T. Tribune .$2.50 $1.75 " and Weekly Oxonian 3.00 2.00 " aid Americas Fanner 2.00 l."75 " and IcClure'i Magazine 3.00 2.25 " and Tie Detroit Free Press .... 3.00 2.00 " aid Cosmopolitan Maeaiine. . ... 3.00 2.25 " and Prairie Fanner, Ckica . . . 2.50 2.00 " and Globe-Deatrat,(a-ir)kloui8 3.00 2.00 .Local Advertising. 10 CcutB per line for first insertion, and S Cents per line for each subsequent Insertion. Special rates for long time notices. -All local notices received later than 2 o'clock rill appear the following day. TUESDAY, FEB. 27 ,1894 The Daily and Weekly Chronicle may be found on tale at I. C. Nickelsen't store. FEBRUARY FARRAGO. Minor Events of Town and Briefly Stated. Conn try Mr. J. C. Hostetler has been appoint- ed a notary public for The Dalles. A Marshfield banter has bought a cow from a farmer. He was shooting deer. Frank Ohlegschlager, who was een - tenced to the penitentiary for life from Multnomah county a year ago, died in the prison yesterday. There are now just 939 patients in the insane asylum at Salem, while 'about 40 unshackled editors in the state are howl ing for free trade: Klamath Star. Mr. J. S. Schenck, who baa recently returned from California; states that . there is beautiful weather there, and that the display of native fruits was par excellence. Governor Lewelling, of Kansas, has written G. J. FarnswortL , of Klamath Falls, asking about the soil and climate of that section. Luckily, there is a high range of mountains between there and Salem. t Mrs. Krier, wife of John Krier, who . has just been sentenced to the pediten tiary, probably becoming disgusted with the career of her lord, has gathered to . . gether all of her belongings, sold her property, and securing about $500, left for the east to remain with her relatives . Mr. R. B. Charles and App. Pearson, two Tennesseeans, arrived in town yes terday, and this morning, took the stage for Antelope. They are seeking a loca tion for a colony, and if the country s suits them will induce a large number of families to migrate to Wasco county. The regular annual school meeting will take place on Monday afternoon . next. This -will be one of the most im portant meetings for years. At this time will' be considered the matter of increasing the' grades and providing for additional school room. A proposition has been made by the academy directors sfc,' to lease the building for $40 a month-, and this will also be considered. . Hospital Corps. There will be a meeting of the Hos pital Corps of the Third regiment at o imi p. m., luesaay evening, at Vr. Hol- iisiersomce. u. U. Uollister, ta Surgeon 3d Reg. Real Estate. Geo. Nowak to Thos. Gerrity, lots C and D, block 41, ' Fort Dalles Military Reserve; $60. " I. N. Day to J. G. Day, nwK nea section 8, township 2 north, range 8 east ; consideration of services rendered and $1. Matilda G. Durbin and C. B. Durban to. John T. Bennett, lots 3 and. 10, block 4,-Bairds second addition to Antelope; $50. Will C. Adams and wife to Rose Mc Coy, na nwj and n nej section 32, township 1 south', range 14 east; $1,000. Circuit Court. Judge Bradshaw yesterday morning rendered a decision in the matter of the suspension of C. H. Finn as an attorney, suspending him from practicing' until the supreme court finally determines the matter.- - The morning was consumed in argu ments by counsel in the Farley vs. Grant case. Charles Chester- was sentenced to eighteen months' imprisonment in the penitentiary. The 'crime is larceny of money in the dwelling of Mr. DeWoIf. ' This afternoon a verdict was rendered for plaintiff in the case of Farley vs. Granf . PERSONAL MENTION. Mr. Beverly Apperson of McMinnville is visiting Mr. S. P. M. Briggs of this city. Hon. E. I. Smith of Hood River ar rived on the 1 o'clock train and made The Chronicle office a pleasant call. Mr. E. Wl Vest, a brother of Senator Vest, and an accomplished oratoris in the city, and stopping at the Umatilla house. Mr. E. B. Wills and wife have left for Omaha to permanently reside. Mr. Wills has been running the stage station at Nansene. . Mr. J. M. Donaldson of Baker City, is in town looking up wool interests. He has been twice a member of the national republican convention and has been otherwise politically honored. Mr. A. Tilzer leaves today for Tacoma to remain permanently. The gentleman has made many friends while here by his exemplary habits, attention to duty and pleasing manner. He is of Russian extraction, but has mingled with the American people long enough to be quite a part of them, and is known to the pro fession as a skilled pharmacist. The regular subscription price of the Weekly Chronicle is $1.50 and the regular price of the Weekly Orhgonian is $1.50. Any one subscribing for The Chronicle and paying for one year in advance can get both The Chronicle and Weekly Oeegonian for $2 .00. All old subscribers paying .their subscrip tions for one year in advance will be en titled to the same offer. Private dancing lessons will be given to ladies Monday - and - Thursday after noons at Chrysanthemum hall, and to gentlemen Tuesday and Saturday after noons at Armory hall. 6t James Smith. Stockholders' Meeting;. Notice is hereby given that there will be an annual meeting of the stock holders of the Dalles, Portland & Asto ria Navigation Company held in the Chronicle hall on Saturday, the 7th day of April, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock p. m., for the purpose of electing seven di rectors and transacting any other busi ness that may properly come before said meeting. By order of the president. ' . Sam'l Ii Brooks Secy. The Dalles, Feb. 28., 1894. 2-27-4t ORATORICAL CONTEST.. Some Excellent Orations OiTen at the Eugene University. - Eugene, Or., Feb. 24. Special Cor respondence. Oregon's second inter collegiate oratorical contest took place here last night. Every train of Thurs day and Friday brought students and delegates from some of the colleges and universities. They ' were met at the de pot by the state university students, who in every case .gave them a hearty welcome, the climax of hospitality being reached yesterday when the south bound local arrived. The street cars having been chartered and ' decorated with the college colors lemon yellow the large delegations from the north, besides having a free ride, were escorted by the University of Oregon students, with almost military precision, to the university, where, after looking through the buildings, the reception committee assigned them places throughout the city. ' At 8 o'clock. fully 1,100 people, it is es timated, were assembled in Villard hall. There ' were eight contestants, and al though the program was somewhat long, it was intensely interesting. The ora tions were of -a high order, equal in many respects to commencement efforts. The following are the names of the speakers, their subjects, and the schools they represented: T. H. Adams, Pa cific University, Forest Grove, "Mount Moriah and the' Acropolis:" Charles J. Atwood, Willamette University, Salem, "Conditional Citizenship;" Perry F. Chandler, Portland University, "Sun rise or Sunset;" G. W. Jones, Univer sity of Oregon, ."Eternal Vigilance is the Price of Liberty ;" Gertrude Lamb, Pacific . College, Newberg, ' "A Nine teenth Century Possibility;" - L. E. La- tourette, McMinnville College, "Popular Education, the Palladium of Democ racy;" Angeline ,E. Watson, Oregon State .Normal School, Monmouth, "Our Republic;" A. Melvin Williams, Al bany College, "What Readest Thou in Nature?" , . It was a noticeable coincident that six of these speakers,, though having widely different subjects, either touched upon or materially dealt with existing political conditions in the United States, thus showing how strongly the welfare of our nation is in the hearts of the ris ing generation. The decision of the judges was well received by the public, Mr. C. J. Atwood of Salem being winner. Altogether the results of this conven tion ' of students are highly beneficial. It is somewhat startling to some Ore gonians to hear a college yell, and to some it is even barbarous; but such things have gradually crept westward from Harvard to find good living in the moss of Oregon, so that never before has the college spirit been more preva lent ; never has there been a more fra ternal feeling among the colleges of Ore gon, or a more determined purpose among its students to work for the best than today after this oratorical contest. Next year it will be at Forest Grove. . Quidam. The experience of Geo. A. Apgar, of German Valley, N. J., is well worth re membering. He was troubled with chronic diarrhoea and doctored for five months and was treated by four differ ent doctors without benefit. He then began using Chamberlain's Colic. Choi. era and Diarrhoea Remedy, qwhich one oottie ettected a complete cure. It is for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists..-- ' . . ; ; .. n ; . ..: y . This year we have made no great effort to move any of our old stock-r-being conscious that we can do so much better for our cus tomers in prices,. styles and.qualities with our new goods. On their arrival we can give "you the latest creations of both Foreign and Do mestic- Manufacturers, at far- more favorable prices -than any stock . can be offered which was carried over from last year. Cabot W- Mus lin of 1893 manufacture at 6 cents a yard is as good value as Cabot W at 6 cents a yard of 1894 manufacture; but Wash Fabrics, Dress Goods, Clothing, Yfcc, even if offered to you at 1893 cost, is not as good as we will be able to do. - . . . The cost of production is now less, the mills are making goods cheaper, they place them on the market at smaller margins," the job : bers sell them at a lesser profit, and so we will place before our cus tomers lines' of Fabrics for, say,' 10 cents, which in more prosperous years would cost us at least 12 cents. . Again, the keen cord petition between the different mills has caused them to pay much more attention to the: designs and finish of the new Fabrics, and the coming season's goods will be more ele gant than those of any previous .year. . Let us impress this upon you: . . Be not tempted to invest in OLD GOODS, no matter riow tempting the price may seem, for we assure you that we will be able to offer you new, fresh and stylish goods in all the latest weaves and fabrics at a less price-than can any goods of last year's stock be sold. ALL GOODS MARKED IN PLAIN FIGURES. What is a "Cuckoo?" The term 'cuckoo," to designate a member of congress who is a thjck-and- thin supporter of Cleveland who follows slavishly the dictates of the consecrated one has sprung into great popularity of late, and has established itself as a part of our political vocabulary. It has refer ence to the cuckoo clock, familiar to all ; when the hour strikes a little door flies open and a little wooden image of a bird calls ''cuckoo" as many times as there are strokes in the number. The word was first used in a political sense by a democrat Senator' Morgan, of Ala bama in a speech in the senate during the. extra session, on October . 18th last. Referring to the support by senators of Cleveland's policy of the unconditional repeal of the bullion purchase clause Of the Sherman silver law, he .said: - "The trumpet h.ad sounded, the forces were marshaled, the clock had struck at the white house, and the cuckoos here all put their heads out of the boxes and responded to inform us of the time of day ; but they did not seem fully to know what they were talking about, and never took pains to find out the state of the law." The pat epithet created some com ment about the capitol, but it did not attract general public attention until later, when the silver repeal bill went back to the house. Representative Tracy, of New York, in making a speech, thanked the Cleveland men for their "loyalty" to the administration. Just then Representative John L. Wilson, of Washington, called out "Cuck-oo!" and set the house in a roar, completely dis comfiting Tracy. Later, in his efforts to get his resolution of . censure concerning the Hawaiian matter before the house, Mr. Boutelle, of 'Maine, inquired if the white house clock had struck yet which set the democrats into an angry uproar. The word has become firmly established in its new meaning as a reproach, and the following definition thereof, from Biliousness. ' We are a bilious race. Half of us are born bilious, with a predi position to dyspepsia. The best known remedy is Simmons Liver Regulator. . Try it. 166 Second Street. Honyvill. M JI T S I PEASE the New York Sun, leaves nothing to be desired: A political cuckoo is a man who is willing to defend an unworthy political cause, not because he believes in it, but because he hopes by so doing to curry favor with some individual in office, whose personal comfort it may promote. A person by becoming a political cuckoo sacrifices independence and consistency. He ceases to have a mind of his own, if he had one before. He becomes, as it were, an automaton ; but that is not all. He must attack and traduce those of his associates in the cabinet, or the congress who have retained intact their political manhood and personal independence.- When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, ' Carl Thieman, who -was so badly wounded by lionu in San Francisco, died from his wounds. Col. Boone refuses to enter the cage any more containing the same lions, as on his last trial they at tacked him and his last resource was to shoot a pistol in their faces. His wife declares she will go in the cage, but the Colonel has forbidden bis boys to do so. He says he cannot restrain Mrs. Boone. - Itucklen's Aruics salve. The best ealve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, lever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale Dy Snipea & Kin ersly. Hot clam broth at J. O. Mack's every day at 4 o'clock. SEEDS! SEEDS! SEEDS ! IN PACKAGE OR BULK. "We have a Complete Assortment of Seeds, both Timber and "' Garden, at Wholesale Prices. f pr?5l7 Issortmept Just Ieeeiu(jdi NEVER MIND HARD TIMES, Buy your Garden Seeds of Joles, Collins & Co., and raise your own Garden Truck. JOLES, COLLINS & CO., Successors to The Dalles Mercantile C., 390 to 394 Second St. . & MAYS. Jerry Simpson a. Sailor. It is very well known, 'says a Wash ington correspondent, that Hon. Jerry Simpson," the ambidextrous slugger of ravenous monopolies, was a sailor in his salad days and went . down to the sea in " ships. - It is not generally known, how- ,. ever, that many of his salt-air accom plishments cling to him like the rose scent round the shattered vase. . He has a slight roll in his walk, and the agility which he displays in hopping upon his bicycle and the magnificent equipoise which he thereupon maintains are reminiscenses of his early training. By nothing in his personality is his past life so 6trongly accentuated as by his trousers. . They are tight in the waist,, tight in the seat, and have the regular. seaman's "spring" at the bottom. He.-, has several pairs, and they vary. . Some are very salty, indeed, and some only -slightly saline, but they are all more or lesa suggestive of a wet sheet and? a, flowing sea and a wind that follows fast. O. W. O. Hardman, Sheriff of Tyrel Co., W. Va., appreciates a good thing and does not hesitate to say so. Hewaa almost prostrated with a cold when he procured a bottle of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. He says: "It gave me -prompt relief. I find it to be an invalu able remedy for coughs and colds." For sale :by Blakeley & Hough ton, drug gists. ' A. Chance Very Seldom Offered. For sale or trade for a farm in Wasco county A fine improved farm in one of the best counties of Southern Calfornia in the best of climate, close to Rodondo, beach, San Pedro harbor and railroads. Good markets, good schools and . churches. Address -this office for par ticulars. ' d&w . If you wish to see a fine assortment of oranges, lemons and bananas just call and see the display at H. H. Campbell's, next door to the postofflce.