Tie Dalles Dafly Chronicle. OFFICIAL PAPER OF DALLES CITY. AND WASCO COUNTY. SUBSCRIPTION RATES. BY MAIL., POBTA6B PREPAID, IN. ADVANCE. Weekly, 1 yer I 1 60 " 6 months : 0 75 " 8 ;.. 0 50 Dally, 1 year... 6 00 " 6 month. 8 00 - M per " 0 60 'Address all communication to ' THE CHRON-KJLK,"- The Dalles, Oregon. Post-Office; - ' omcx hours General Delivery Window .8 a. m. to 7 p. m. Money Order " ..8a.rn.to4p.rn. unday i n, 9 a. m. to 10 a. m. . CLOSING OF MAILS . - trains going East 9 p.m. and 11:45 a. m. ." " West 9 p.m. and 5:80 p.m. Stage for Ooldendale 7:30 a.m. " " Prinevllle 5:30 a. m. "Dufurand WarmSprings. ..5:30 a, m. " tLeavinar for LvlatS Hartl&nd.. 5:30a.m. " " " JAntelope 5:30 a. m -Except Hunaay. , Tri-week.lv. Tuesdav Thursday and Saturday, i " . Monday Wednesday and Friday. . MONDAY, 'FEB. 26, 1894 Oregon's senators favor a boat railway at The Dalles, while the representatives want a portage. A boat railway can be built almost as quickly as a portage, as the two lines of rail are but a short dis tance apart, but the greater expense of the boat railway condemns it- during the86 times. Whereas an appropriation for a portage road might be secured with comparative ease, if it was built with reference to a future boat railway. . The representatives are pushing .the best plan. . England is agitated over a popular feeling to abolish the house of lords. It is certain that if such an action depended upon the suffrages of the . people the house of lords' would be shortlived. It is a house composed upon the rules of heredity, no matter how obnoxious or imbecile the members may be. Recent counter legislation of the house of lords to that of commons has so embittered the lower classes that it is quite probable an issue will be soon made to abolish this part of the English parliament. The reported richness of the South African gold fields has attracted the at tention of many of Oregon's young men who want to see the world, and at the same time make fortunes for themselves. The Prineville Review very sensibly eays that if all who contemplate going there would pool the money it would cost them for passage there, and Spend it in developing the mines of Eastern Oregon it is quite probable the results would be more satisfactory than would their pilgrimage to the "dark conti nent." Eastern Oregon has plenty of gold mines, and all that is needed to de velop them is muscle and money. The Knights of Labor of the United States are about to embark upon a cam paign having for its object the removal of the negroes from the United States and their colonization in the Congo basin, Liberia, or some other part of Africa. Not to mention that this is a big contract to take hold of, the plan is visonary for other reasons. After sev eral centuries of residence in the United States it is not likely the negro will de sire to return to savage Africa. It may be good enough for natives already there, but even the negroes are too en lightened not to choose in favor a civili sation already attained, and the num berless comforts and inventions designed by white men. Mr. Bland's bill directs Secretary Car ' lisle to go ahead at once and issue silver certificates to the amount of $55,156,681 that being the amount of the seigniorage, or profit to the government, on the pur chase of silver bullion under the Sher man law of 1890. It commands Mr. Carlisle to go ahead and coin .all the balance of the silver bullion in the treas ury vaults, purchased under that same Sherman law, "into legal-tender stand ard silver dollars." Then it goes another step farther and orders Mr. Carlisle to ' use the standard silver dollars to be so coined to redeem the treasury notes Issued against the silver bullion when it was purchased. The operation of this bill, if it becomes a law, in the opinion of the New York Recorder, cannot fail to be beneficial. First, it will replenish the treasury and give it lots of money for some time to come to pay current national expenses with. Second, it will block the bondholders' scheme for compelling-the treasury to contract a Beries of new loans. Third, it will increase the volume of the currency by about 4,000, 000 a month for the next fourteen months. Mr. Bland is the only demo cratic leader in the house who has pro posed a . single line of legislation , that will afford the slightest relief to the ex isting financial and business situation. His bill is a good one, and the appar ently fair chanee it has of passing is the most cheerful bit of news sent from con gress for a long time. O. W. O. Hardman, Sheriff of Tyrel Co., W. Va., appreciates a good thing and does not hesitate to say so. He was ; almost prostrated with a cold when he procured a bottle " of Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. He says : "It gave me prompt relief. I find it to be an invalu able remedy for coughs and colds." For sale by Blakeley - & Houghton, drug gists. ' If you wish te Bee a fine assortment of oranges, lemons and bananas just call and see the display at H. H. Campbell's, next door to the postoffice. SNAKES USED TO WALK At Least So Says a Smithsonian .Expert on Reptiles- . The Python Has Feet An Illustration or the Serpent's Power of Xjocomotlon The Snake Moves IJke a Man Walking: In a Bag. . The good housewives of New Eng land, and, perhaps, in other parts of the country, are wont to meet the ques tions of inquisitive youngsters with the exclamation: "Oh! snake's foot!" an expression like "hen's teeth," and a "side-hill badger,"- denoting' the im possibility of a thing. The snake's foot, however, is something more than a nonentity, and the story of the ser pent in the Garden of Eden, that was doomed forever to crawl upon its belly, is only partly, if it is at all, true. This was proved to a representative of the Washington Post the other day who called at the Smithsonian institu tion. The wise men there who are skilled in anatomy of animals have re cently received a big python that sick ened and died in New "York. His mottled hide was drying1 in the sun at the time in a sequestered spot between the Smithsonian building and the wood en shed where the taxidermists have their workshops. It is an uncanny place, and the man who chances to glance in there may behold anything from the carcass ol an ouranff to that of a buffalo. Prof. F. A. Lucas, who had the remains of the twenty-foot snake from the east in charge, was asked if snakes had feet. "Oh! yes," said he, and lie took down the skeleton of the python, which had been stripped of all the flesh so that the frame work of bones fastened with cartilage remained as perfect as life. It -was coiled up like a bunch of rope and as light as a kite. It was surprising to know now frail a structure of bone could make a very supple snake, able to give an elephant a hard tussle. - "Yes," said Prof. Lucas again, "snakes have feet, and the best exam ple among living species is the python." He pointed to the skeleton of the python, which he held in his hand, and showed two long ribs on each side of the body well back to ward the tail. Those are the remains of the snake's feet and legs. Like the vermiform appendix in man, the snake has no earthly use for them now, and can get along quite as well as - he is. All the big snakes have these remains of former feet, especially the boa con strictors and the anacondas. Prof. Lucas says that the bones of . the legs, which have withered and shortened in the ages during which big snakes have enjoyed existence, are found in some small species of snakes in this country, although it is not common. The. best, known species is the glass snake of Florida, of which So much has been said. I There was a monster of old- tha,t fre quented the waters of prehistoric seas when the world was young that was probably the ancestor of the present snake. He was called the plesiosaurus, and acquired monstrous dimensions. Popular zoologists like to picture bat: ties in the seas where the water ' was made red with the blood of these mon sters and others of their tribe. Their sole surviving descendants are the half mythical sea serpents, r They had fins, and the rudiments now found may bo the remains of these. When the reptiles came to the. land" to live, and learned, for some reason unknown, to burrow in the sand, they would un doubtedly lose these. There are miss ing links, however, in the line of de scent of the snake, and all the scien tists tell about reptilian genealogy is partly a matter of conjecture. Of the many snakes that live in the water nowadays the major part are rapid swimmers and are deadly ' to handle. Prof. Lucas mentioned one called the platurus, on account of its big flat tail, which swims in tropical waters. He says it is accounted great sport to cateh it with a hook and line, but the danger comes when the catch is hauled in, and the average -man is very shy of that kind of fishing, as one bite means death right speedily, and in the most agonizing form. There is still. another explanation of the rudimentary foot of modern times in the snake world, and that is that it is the remains of a flying dragon. There were undoubtedly dragons in the times of old, and when the dragons ceased to fly and came to the earth to drag Out an existence," it is not im probable that some of them survived as snakes, and that the remnants of their feet and wings survive in the species that tempted Eve in the Garden of Eden. . - The usual method of locomotion with the snake tribe is rather peculiar, and is more like walking in a bag than anything else. In fact, a snake walk ing, for a snake does not crawl, is like a number of boys put in a bag at a Fourth of July sack race. Prof. Lu cas was showing the other day how this done. The snake walks on his ribs. The old Germans, or Teutons, as they were called in the" early days, used to have a warlike custom of proclaiming their kings. : The sturdy warriors would lock together their brazen shields, lifted high above their heads, on which the future king was elevated. A snake's belly is . in all respects like the inter-locked Teutonic shields. His feet are his ribs, which' he is capable of working backward ' and forward. and at the same time bending them. Over each rib, or foot, there is a shield, and as the foot moves the poi,nt of the shield is lowered and digs into the ground or takes hold of any projection on the surface over which it is going, Thus he moves his bulk along. He also curls himself up, and thus he moves along- more swiftly. Grabbing hold with his front ribs an ugly snake can hold fast while he pulls up his other half, which in turn takes'a hold while the front part is pushed along. The scientists do -not believe that snakes can spring, but they - do sometimes jump. RAILROADS IN JAPAN. No Conductor Ever Enters the Cars, and . the Newsboy la Prohibited. The .railroads of Japan are solidly constructed and carefully run, says the Philadelphia Telegraph. The gauge is three feet six inches, and the cars are generally eighteen " feet long. There are first, second and third classes, and the fares are for several classes one, two and three sen (cents) a mile. - The Japanese are great travelers, and more than nine-tenths of the travel is of second and third class.. The rate of speed is uniformly about twenty miles an' hour. The trains are run on what is known as the "staff" system, and a train is - not allowed to leave the sta tion where it meets another until the conductor has received from the con ductor ,of the other- train a symbol called a "staff," which is his evidence that he is entitled to leave. ' . J - in the nrst-ciass carriage, which is either one room, like our drawing room cars, or in three compartments, like the English, - one finds cushion seats, wash hand bowls and water closets, and generally a teapot and cups, the former occasionally replen ished with hot water. If this is lack ing, the passenger can buy on the plat form at any station a teapot full of tea and a cup for two and one-half cents. The teapot is pretty, enough to bring a quarter in this country, and the cup would be cheap at ten cents. You buy the whole "outfit", and could carry it away if you pleased. As a rule, the pot and cup are left in' the car and about sixty per cent, of them are re covered by the vender. . . -- The railroads in Japan are partly owned by the. government and partly by private stockholders, but the rates and rules of the government roads govern the others also. . At all the sta-. tions are overhead bridges, and cross ing the track at grade is prohibited, as in England. The stations are roomy and neat, the platforms ample, and at both ends of the platform the name of the station is conspicuously posted. The passenger shows his tiaket on go ing through the gate to his train, and surrenders it at the gate on 'leaving. No conductor enters the cars. We also miss the familiar visits of the en terprising young man who sells news papers and popular books, and who loads our seats at home with lozenges, photograph albums, comic periodicals, Vegetable ivory, matches, chewing gum and other merchandise. OUR DEBT TO THE DUTCH. Ameilca Owes More to Nick Van Stan Than It Can Pay. One never, reads in American colo nial history of the" Dutchman seeking gold like. he Spaniards or English men, remarks Harper's Magazine. His head was too level and his eye too clear. Excelling as farmers, yet even more as traders, the Dutch laid the foundations, of the commercial su- rcmacy of New York by inherited in- tincts reenforced . by wise policy and large ideas. They gave points not only as to fish, f Ur and wampum to their neighbors down east. Quickest to catch customers, they sent out their agents among the In dians, forestalling1 the fur and other crops. Incomparable as is the modern Boston "drummer," he is but the evolution of the Dutch bos-loper, or wood-ranger, who scoured the forests for trade. With perfection of dress and man ners, irresistible m tongue, brainy ana resourceful always, as is our commer cial tourist in this Columbian year, he probablv does not proportionately ex cel the skillful bos-loper, who in the seventeenth century scoured the In dian villages along the Mohawk , and even to Duluth. ; ; Why Bats Gnaw Continually. Have you any idea why it is that rats, mice and squirrels are continually I gnawing at- something? They do not do this for "pure devilment," as peo ple generally imagine, but . because tlicy are forced to. Animals of that class, especially the rats, have teeth which continue to grow as long as their owner lives. In the human spe cies the teeth are developed from pulps J which are absorbed and disappear as soon as the second set are full grown, but in the case of the much maligned rat the pulp supply is perpetual, and is continually secreting materials by which the incisors gam m length. 1 his being the case, the poor creature is obliged to keep uphis regular gnaw ing operations in 1 order to keep his teeth ground off to a proper length. State op Ohio, City op Toledo, Lttcas County. Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he is the Benior partner of the firm of F. J. Cheney & Co.. doing business, in the Citv of Toledo, county and etate afore said, and that said firm will pay the sum of One Hundeed Dollars for- each and every case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.- -. -Frank J Cheney. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this bth day ol UecemDer, A. U. loop. . A. W. taLEASON, TsEAL.l . ' Notary Public. Hall's Catarrh "Cure is taken internally and acts directly on the blood and mu cous surfaces of the system. " Send for testimonials, free. F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O. Sold by druggists, 75c. . . John Pashek, The iMerchant Tailor, , 76 Coart Street, . J?ext door to Wasco Sun Office. Has Just received the latest styles in Suitings for Gentlemen and has a large assortment of For, ign and Amer ican Cloths, which he can finish To Order for those mat favoj him. - Cleaning and Repairing a Specialty. Irishmen In High Position. It . is not only in the United States I that the sons of Erin have secured a place among the leaders of the people. This fact has been called to mind by 1 the circumstance that while all France was mourning one illustrious Irishman in the person of honest old Marshal MacMahon, the masses of 'the popula tion of Austria-Hungary were acclaim ing anotner instiman, toe irisn peer, Viscount Taafe,. who holds the post of prime minister of Austria, for- bring ing forward a bill in f avo? of universal suffrage. - In Spain one of the most in fluential military leaders .is a general of Hibernian origin, O'Kyan by name, who held the post of minister of war during the former administration of the present premier; while the queen-re gent's private . secretary and most trusted adviser and friend bears the name ol Murphy. i.he little king's governess is also an Irish woman; and so, too, is the governess of the young queen of Holland.. The tutor of Em peror William was an Irishman named Audanne. . : ,: -. Sagacity of Wild Fowl. Wild geese and wild ducks- show knowledge as to the resistance of the atmosphere and sagacity in overcoming it. When flocks of them have to go long distances they form a triangle to cleave the air more easily, and the most cour ageous bird takes position at the for ward angle As this is a very fatigu- ing post another bird ere long takes the place of the exhausted leader.. . Thus they place their available strength at the service of the society. .; All Free. - - .' - , ' Those who have used Dr. King's- New Discovery know its value, and those who have not, have "now: the opportunity to try it free. . Call on the advertised drug gist and get a trial bottle, free. Send your name and address to H. E. Bucklen & Co., Chicago, and get a sample box of Dr. King'fe New Life Pills free, as well as a copy of Guide to Health and- House hold Instructor, free. All of which is guaranteed to do you good and cost you nothing. . Sold by Snipes & Kinersly Bismarck's Wit. The story ; is told of Prince Bismarck that the emperor once spoke to him about appointing to a diplomatic post the son of a German clergyman. "He is a very remarkable fellow," observed the emperor. "He speaks seven lan guages." "Indeed!" said Bismarck, who does not hold a very high opinion of linguistic acquirements. "What a wonderful head waiter he would make!" ook'sCottonRoot Si COMPOUND. A recent discovery by an old physician. ' Successfully wea monthly oy thousand of 'LaMa. Is the only perfectly safe and reliable medicine dis covered. Beware ot unprincipled drngslsts who offer Inferior medicines in place of this. Ask for Cook's Cotton Root Compound, take no substi tute, or lnckse SI and 0 cents in postage in letter and we will send, sealed, by return inalU Full sealed corticulars in plain envelope, to ladies only, 2 stamps. - Address ronr. Lilly tonpinii - No. 3 Fisher Blocs. ntrot. men. Sold In The Dalles by Snipes fc Klnersly. Mexican Silver Stove Polish causes no dust.. 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