C lO Th laiies Daily Chronicle. Entered at the Postofnce at Tne Dalles, Oregon aa second-class matter. ' THE DALLES 0KK60N CLUMSY DANCERS. Trie Kaiser Forced to Bar Them at Im perial Entertainments , Clumsiness in dancing has for a long' time been regarded as a most unpar donable sin at the various royal and imperial courts of Europe, where the highly-polished and parquetted floors of the palaces and the spurs which form part and parcel of every full dress uniform render waltzing' a matr ter of some danger. At Berlin acci dents of this character are .said by Vogue to have been so frequent until a year ago that shortly after Christmas Emperor William summoned the gen eral commanding the various troops stationed in and around Berlin and in structed him to direct those oJEcers who were not able to dance properly to abstain from attempting to do so at imperial entertainments. Since then young officers are put through their paces by their seniors and are obliged to display a certain proficiency in pas seuls around the messroom billiard table before being allowed to dance at court. On one occasion a court ball at Berlin a young cavalry subaltern incurred the anger of the late Prince Frederick Charles by tripping up his partner. The prince assailed the young officer so bitterly that the late Emperor Frederick, then only crown prince, was obliged to intervene. At the Viennese court, a young secretary of the Eoumanian legation once fell so unfortunately while dancing with one of the archduchesses that he came down in a sitting position on her face, causing her llapsburg' nose to bleed. It is scarcely necessary to add that he left Vienna the next day, and, a week later, obtained his transfer to another post. The duke of Aosta, nephew 'of King Humbert of Italy, broke his ankle last winter while : waltzing at a ball given at Some by the popular Mme. le Glait, the wife of the Belgian minister at Washington, and, a few weeks before the tragedy at Meyerling, the now , widowed Crown Princess Stephanie had a nasty fall, due to the gaucherie of a cavalry offi cer with whom she was waltzing. Em peror Francis Joseph was much an- rnoyed, and so, too, was the late Crown Prince Itudolph. who spoke his mind in no measured terms to the culprit. Ear more polite was Emperor Na poleon III., when at a Tuileries ball, a middle-aged officer and his fair part ner came to grief. As the mortified lancer scrambled to hi3 feet, the em peror kindly extended a hand to help . him and, turning to the lady.remarked: "Madam, this is the second time that I have seen the colonel the first time it was on the battle field of Ma- "genTa." ! " Crime and Immorality. The international pickpocket art is, in. Europe at least, almost entirely car ried on by Koumanians, Servians, Bul garians, Russians and Galicians. They outrank in cleverness by far the once vorld-famous English and American professionals in that line. The in crease in all civilized lands of crimes against morality, rcligioD, public peace and the government is mostly due to . the socialistic wave which permeates . all classes. While crimes and crim inals will always exist as long as the world lasts, the next few centuries in their onward march of education and civilization will bring about a marked decrease, and the criminal statistics and annals of the present time will ; read like fables to the people of that remote future. ECHOES OF THE FAIR. The firemen of Walla Walla, Wash., have elected as "honorary members" the firemen who perished in the cold storage fire in Chicago. Chicago street cars carried 94,000,000 persons during the six months of the existence of the world's fair. On Oc tober 0, Chicago day, they carried 762,000 people. The temple which was such a con spicuous part of the Ceylon exhibit at the world's fair, was recently sold at auction for 2,800. Its value is esti mated at $25,000. It will be fitted up as a summer cottage at Lake Geneva, Wis. Good Chance for a Rustler. A man is wanted by. Kerr & Buckley of Grass Valley to run their hay and grain ranch on shares, one with some means preferred, but can furnish all , horses, harness, plows, etc., if neces sary, provided he pays his own living expenses for the year. One hundred and fifty acres is already sown and now growin' nicely,' 100 'acres are plowed, ready to sow in the spring, and there are 100 acn -i of old land to plow and sow. For furtuer particulars address Kerr & Buckley, Grass Valley, Or. dwtf SlOO Reward, SlOO. The readers of this paper will be mttch pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that, science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh. Cure is the only posf live cure known to the medical fraternity.. Catarrh being a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the 'system, thereby destroying the foundation" of the disease", and giving the patient strength by building up the constitution and as sisting roture in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith fn its curative powers that they offer $100 for fmv cf that it fails to cure. Send for .ifit of teHrimonial8. Address v J. Cheeky & Co., Toledo, O. TROUBLESOME JURORS. Some Remarkable Cases of Obsti nate Talesmen. ,. One Han May Have the Other Eleven at Ills - Mercy Flattery Sometimes Used as a Means of. - Conviction. ''.''' Jurymen are sometimes quite uncon scious of their own determination of spirit.' One of them, says the London Illustrated News, Croake .Tames tells us, once explained to the Eecorder, who had noticed hi.3 peculiarity, that his behavior was entirely misunder stood. "No man, sir, is more open than I am to conviction, and to do what is right in every case, but I have notme with the same consideration from others. It has generally been my lot to be on a jury with eleven of the most obstinate men imaginable, who will not listen to reason." It is fair to say that once in a hundred times or so this minority of one proves to be in the right. Lord Lyndhurst mentions a case in which, through the opposi tion of a single individual, the jury, who were otherwise all for a verdict of guilty, could come to no agreement; but on the prisoner being tried again he was unanimously and, as it turned out, justly acquitted. On the other hand, some jurymen have- top low an opinion of what some philosophers call their ego, and are willing to depute their duties to an alter ego. When Justice Gould had been about two " hours trying a case at York he noticed there were but eleven jury men in the box. "Please, my lord," replied the foreman, in answer to the judge's natural inquiry, "the other has gone away about some business he had to do, but he has left his verdict with me." ' The most remarkable case of a jury "standing out" against what seemed unrefutable testimony, and all through the resolution of one . man, oc curred before. Chief Justice Dyer. He presided at a murder trial in which everything went against the prisoner, who on his part could only say that on his going to work in the morning he had found the man "ing, and tried to help him, whereby i. had become cov ered with blood, but when the man presently died he had come, away and said nothing about it, because he was known to have had a quarrel with the deceased, and feared that he might get into trouble. The hay fork with which the. man had been murdered had the prisoner's name on it. In other re spects hisuilt appeared to be clearly established, and the chief 'justice was convinced of it. When this is the case : a judge likes to get a conviction. I have sat beside one myself, who on the second day brought his black cap with him, neatly folded, and placed it in the drawer before him ready for use, and very much annoyed he seemed to be when the jury returned a verdict of "not guilty." This was Chief Jus tice Dyer's case, and when, notwithv standing their being locked up all night without fire and candle, his jury could come to no deci sion, and eventually came : to the wrong . one, he put some searching questions to the high sheriff., : The cause of the acquittal, said that offi cial, was undoubtedly the foreman, a farmer of excellent, character, es teemed by all his neighbors and very unlikely to be obstinate or vexatious. "Then," said the judge, "I must see this foreman, for an explanation of the matter I will have." The foreman came, and after extracting from his lordship a promise of secrecy proved at once that the prisoner had been rightly acquitted, "for," said he, 'it was I myself who killed the man." It had been no murder, for the other had attacked him with the hayfork, and (as he showed) severely injured him; but in the struggle to get possession of the weapon he had the misfortune to give the man a fatal wound. He had no fears as to his being found guilty of the murder, but, the assizes being just over, his farm and affairs would have been ruined, by a confes sion, through lying so long in jail, so he . suffered matters to take their course. He was horrified to find one of his own servants ' accused of the matter,-supported his wife and chil dren while in prison, . managed to be placed on the jury and elected fore man, and resolutely held out in favor of the prisoner's innocence. He added that if be had failed in this he would certainly have confessed to his own share in the business, and ,the judge believed him. .Every year for fifteen years his lordship made inquiries as to the foreman's existence, and ' at last, happening to survive him, he consid ered himself free to tell the story. A New Source of Alcohol. Wood cellulose can be converted into sugar and used to make' alcohol, but the compact texture of . the wood makes the method expensive. The cel lulose of peat moss, however, is now reported to have given more favorable results. The cellulose is converted into sugar by boiling the turf four or five hours in dilute . snliyhnrin noirl. when the expressed liquor is ferment ed wnn yeast ana afterward distilled. The dry turf is stated to yield rather more than half as much absolute alco hol as an equal weight of potatoes con taining 20 per cent, of starch. V . Tattooing Utilized. " - A French physician, who lias, found that the majority of deaths upon the battlefield arise from the bleeding to death of the wounded . while . waiting for the surgeon, proposes that each sol dier in the French army, shall, be taught where the . arteries of his body are and how to arrest hemorrhages from them. In doing this he has found a use for that most useless of arts tattooing; a small figure of some kind being tattooed over each ' artery, - so that the soldier can - at once see where to apolv the li"-ntrire. . Shiloh'a Vitalizer is what you need for dyspepsia, torpid liver, yellow skin or kidney trouble. It is guaranteed : to eive vou satisfaction. Prioe 74c Sold 'There is a tide in the affairs leads on to fortune." - , : The poet unquestionably had reference to the Cos w-M. Si at CRANDALL Who are selling these Roods . M1CHELBACH BBICK. FIRST CAN BE CH RON I CLE OFFICE Reasonably Ruinous Rates. New r Umatilla House, THE DALLES, OREGON. SINNOTT&. FISH, PROP'S. ' Ticket and Baggage Office of the TJ. P. E. Union Telegraph Office are in the Hotel.. Fire-Proof Safe for the Safety of all Valuables. LARGEST : AND : FINEST WANTED Situation on ranch by a competent all-round man. Address J. J. Mahoney, The Dalles, Or. TXT ANTED Pushing Canvassers of good ad W dress. Liheral salarv and expenses Tald weekly; Permanent position. BROWN BEOS. CO., Is urssrymen, Portland, Oregon. i lowuawp Rheumatism Lumbago, Sciatica. Kidney Complaints, Lame Back, etc D3. SACK'S ELECTRIC BELT With Electro-Magnetic SUSPENSORY .La teat rMCBUl icr( imprTaneii i Win cure without medicine all Wmk resulting1 from over-taxation of brain nerve forces : excesses or indts cretion, as nervous debility, sleeplessness, languor, rheumatism kidney, liver and bladder complaints, lame back, lumbago, sciatica all female complaints, general ill health, etc. This electric Belt contains Wonderful Improvements over all others. Current is Instantly felt by wearer or we forfeit $4,000.001 and will cure all of the above diseases or no pay. Thou unds have been cured by this marvelous invention after all other remedies failed, and we Five hundreds of testimonials In this and every other state. Our Powerful Improved XLKCTK10 SUSPENSORY, the frreutest boon ever offered weak men, FREE withal BflU. HmIU smI Ylfforou Streapts QUARAHTKEDlm 60 to. SOdar fiend for IJlus'd Pamphlet, mailed, sealed, frto SANDEN ELECTRIC CO.. feo. XT JBlra Street, JMSXIA3fJDI OB& The Dalles Daily Chronicle. HAS A PAMILT OF 2000 EEADEES. They read The Chronicle to get the latest and most Tellable news. And they read every line that is la the paper. That is what makes the Chronicle an Invaluable advertising medium. The newspaper that ' ij". goes to the family firesides Is the one uc advertisers of today patronize ' when they desire to reach the people. When they want your trade their announcements will be found in the paper. Look over our columns and observe the verifica tion of the truth of this assertion. Remember, a trade of a family ot two. thousand Is worth asking for through these "jjjt columns, espclally so at our Tery ' C. P. STEPHENS', ' DEALER IN DRY-GOODS (CLOTHING t Boots, Shoes, Hats, Ktc. FaiiDjJ (JqOu flotion, bef . Etc Ktc. Second St., The Dalles. of men which, taken at its Jtooa ilke 4 BURG EX'S, out at greatly-reduced rattis. ",' - v - UXIOX ST. CLKSS HAD AT THE E. Company, and office of the Westers : HOTEL : IN : OREGON. i Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pat- J ent business conducted for moderate Fees. S : Our Office is Opposite U.S. Patent office j I and we can secure patent in less tunc than those ! remote from Washington. S J Send model, drawing or photo., with descrip- Ition. 'We advise, if mtentable or not. free of! i charge. Our fee not due till patent is secured. 2 f A Pivputrr. "How to Obtain Patents." with i cost of same in the U. S. and foreign countries J sent uee. actress, . - . - 4 C.A.SOW&CO. ' Opp. patent Office. Washington, d. C. Thb Balle V Portand ail AstBna Navigation Co. THROUGH Freigut ana Passsnoer Line Through Tri-Weekly '-' (Sundays ex cepted) between The iJallea and Port land. , Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., . . . -' Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, connecting at the Cascade Locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland (Yamhill at. dock) at 6 a. m., ' ' r' Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturda ' ys, connecting with Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. : : PAB8INOEB KATES. One way Round trip.. .......$2.00 .) 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. 'All freight, except car lots, will ' be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. . Shipments . Jor Portland received at any time - day or night. Shipments for way landings - must be delivered before I 5 p. m. - Live, stock shipments solicted. - n Mm TP ! J r 4h The Re ulator Line van uu or uuuress, - . . . - W. C. ALLAWAY," ' General Agent. B. F. LAUGH LIN, ' ' General Manager. THE DALLES, - OREGON When the Train stops at THE ' fiHW COLtU This larce and popular House dees the prineipnl hotel bMsir.ess, and is prepared to furnish the Bent Accommodations ol auy - Houw in the city, and at the low rate of ...... $1.00 per Day. - pirs't Qass Teals, 25 Cerjts. ' ' ' ' n : ' r ' - - Offloe for nil Stage Lines leavimr Thn nldi for all : point in Kaatern Oregon and Jbasteru U'utaiDgtou, , - in tlil Hotel. . . ' Corner of Front and Union Sts. THE CHRONICLE was established for the ex : press purpose of faithfully representing The Dalles and the surrounding country, and the satisfying . effect of its mission is everywhere apparent; .. It . . now leads all other publications in "Wasco, Sher- . man, Gilliam, a large part of Crook, Morrow and - Grant counties, as well as Klickitat and other re gions north of The Dalles, hence it is the best ' medium for advertisers in the Inland Empire.,, The Daily Chronicle is published' every eve ning in the week Sundays excepted1 at $6.00 per annum, 7 , The "Weekly Chronicle on Fridays of each, week at $1.50 per annum. . . ' . For advertising rates, subscriptions, etc.', address-' : 1 THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO., TJfcxo Dalles, Oregon. ;":r.:' H. H, CHM PB EEli v Successor to LESLIE BUTLER. -. . Will constantly .ktep on band a complete line-of- . , . GROGERIES; CROCKERY, Having purchased Mr. Butler's entire stock,. I shnll endeavor to maintain the reputation of the bouse, which has been: BEST GOODS AT L0WETT PRICES. - SQUARE DEALING TO EVERY ONE Call and see me, next door to Postoffice. - . r'; , PAU L KR.EFT & CO., -DEALERS IN- PAINTS, OILS . : . And the ilost, Complete and the 67PracticaI Painters and Paper Hangers. None bu t the best brands of the Sherwin-Williams' and J. W. Masury's Paints used in all out work, and none but the moBt skilled' workmen employed. Agents for Masury liquid Paints. No chemical combination or soap mixture. A first class article in all colors.. ; All . orders promptly attended to. ... -. - ... t ., .;.,-i . w. : Paint Snoo oorner xhird Familiar Faces Q. E. BAYARD, . . Zate Special Agent General Land Office. P COULECTIok ACEISTCY. NOTA Parties having Property- they wish to Sell or Trade, Houses to Rent. 0 Abstract of Title furnished, w find it to their advantage to call on us. We. shall make p. specialty of the ' prosecution of ; Claims' and Gontt--sti . before the Unitep State Land Office, : . 85 Washington St. THO CELEBRETED r QOMJMBIPl BREWERY; AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This well-known Brewery is now turning out , the best Beer and. Porte . east of the Cascades. The lateet appliances for. the manufacture of good health r ful Beer have been introduced, and out the first-class article will be p'aced coi. he markt. :. . ' ,. , , '.. . V . -V "... DKASKB IN ; . ' ' .' -.' O O KS , JEME LRY,: ilk TtTTO HES and Musical Instruments.' DALLES, get off k the South Side - AT THE HOTEli. T- T. NICHOi-AS, Propr, AND GLASS Latest Patterns ad Designs in - - .'! j&L 1S3' uu; Wasliiii(;toitt.., J lio OJalltss pre'oa . in a New Place....... J. EX : BARNETT dBairiiett,,; THE DALLES. OR.1 r-