The Mes Daily Chronicle. Entered at the Postoffice at The Dalles, Oregon as second-class matter. 1 IBS DALLES OREGON OLD PLAYMATES. A Flensing Story of a Celebrated French Sportsman. The author of ' -Modern nunting',' in La Nouvelle Revue, tells a pleasing story of one of the oldest and most cel ebrated Gportsmen of France, Prince de Joinville. The' prince is perhaps the "senior member" of hunting soci ety in this country. He was hunting in the Chantilly forest, "as the guest of Tin A il' An Tn n li . . His party met another -party which; was following a deerin' the same for;' est, and some . disorder . resulted." ." The" prince lost track of the animal that he was following, but he took the disap-" pointmcnt philosophically, and set out to find the deer again. On the way he was stopped by an old white-haired peasant, who told him that the deer he was following had .. 1 i il. ml. . c pcL&uu uy niure i t-ueiiLiy. xtie eon oi Louis Phillippe asked some simple question, but as the old peasant replied he looked at him keenly, seeming to pay more attention to him than to his words. Suddenly he stopped him. "Wait! it seems to me that I know you, friend!" he exclaimed. "Yes. sir," replied the peasant, in his old, cracked voice, which shook with emotion-. "Oli, yes, we nave often eaten cakes at 'Auntie Adelaide's.'" It was sixty years since they had been children together, but the varied experiences of that time had not made the prince forget his old playmate and servitor,' and he delayed his quest for the lost deer to renew the acquaint ance. " A REASONABLE OBJECTION. . An Encllsti Cloraryman Who Protested Against a Remarkable Name. Sometimes in English country par ishes, where the clergyman has been accustomed to lyivc his own wajf, he protests vigorously if the name pro--posed for a child about to be christened does not suit him. Occasionally, how ever, he does so upon false premises. James Payne writes in the Indepen dent: - ' The late Dean Eurgon, when a .curate in Berkshire, was requested by a village couple to christen their boy -"Venus," or, as they atlea it,"Vanus." . -"Are you aware," he said, "that you are asking something" ridiculous as well as exceedingly wicked? Do you suppose I am going to give a Christian child, a boy, the name of a woman in heathen mythology? How did cuch a monstrous notion get into your heads?" "Please, sir," said the father, "we want him called after his grandfather." "And do you say his grandfather was named Venus?' I 'Yes, sir; there he is, sir." Venus, hobbled out of the crowd. "Do you dare to say you were "chris tened Venus?" asked the indignant & j ' :-"Well, no,-sir," was the respectful answer, "I was christened Sylvanus, but they always called me Vanus." CUTTER-RIGGED YACHTS. River Colne t!io 15iri!;lLica of the Grace lul Urlti3h Cutter. Pearl, and Louise were the first yachts with the distinctive cutter-rig, . writes Capt. A. .1. ICenealy in Outing. . The river Colne was, in point of fact, the birthplace of the cutter and of the graceful cutter-stern. The marquis of An glesey may be said to have been the parent of Brit ish yachting, and his'descendants'have been glorious patrons of the sport. The old marquis christened' his son, Lord Alfred Paget, by dipping him head first into the sea while a child in long clothes-, from the deck of the Pearl. Every yachtman knows what Lord Alfred did for the sport in Eng land, and how capitally the prince of "Wales and he worked together in de veloping it. Lord Alfred had the full management of the prince's yachts, Alexandria and Dagmar, both built for his royal highness by John Harvey, t Lord Alfred, .top,, was the - first, to recognize the advantage of the auxil iary yacht, and J6hn" Harvey' designed for him the X ant ha, the first of her kind ever built, and she was followed. in 1874,"by 'the Sunbeam, Lord Bras- sey s boat, made famous by Lady Bras sey's facile pen. ' Vitality of the Horsefly. -The vitality of the small horsefly after decapitation is as remarkable as that of the snake that has undergone the same process. He does not use his wings, if the beheading has. been. done neatly, so as not to injure him other wise, -but walks about, stopping now .and.theri for a "dry wash', rubbing his legs togetner and cleanmcr his winers. If touched, he will "side off. It "blown. upon he will cling, tightly to avoid be' ing carried away. This performance he will continue for a quarter' of an .hour or so. A Leader. '. ."Since its - first, introduction, electric "bitters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead among pure medicinal tonics and alter ativescontaining nothing which " per mits its use as a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized as the best and purest medicine for all ailments of stomach, liver or kidnevs. It will cure sick head ache, indigestion, constipation ana drive maleria from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottle, or the money will bo refunded. Price only 50c. per bottle. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. Leave your orders for chicken tamalas 10 cts. each, at the Columbia Packing Co. GLORY SUKKASSING SOLOMON'S "London's Lord Mayor Is a Gorgeous Crea - tore "While Arrayed n Ills Robes. The fountain of municipal honor in England, eavs. the London Telegraph, undoubtedly springs from "the Guild-51! hall,' London, which justly claim to-be accounted the most ancient of our municipal halls, seeing that the lord mayors of the last eight centuries are with justice assumed to have proto types in the . Roman prefect and the Saxon fortreye or portgrave. For a considerable number of years the robes of the lord mayor.the -oourt of alder men and the common councilors have been settled with a precision that none, save the most reckless of innovators, would presume to disturb. The lord mayor himself has his ""gold" robe for the annual Guildhall banquet and for the times when he proceeds & stte 'e"itTieftofhe new" law courts or to the houses of parliament."; The alder- tnen have their scarlet gowns, the sheriffs their ""distinctive and very handsome robes and chains, while the common councilors rejoice in gowns called "mazarines," it being generally understood that mazarine is a term for a dark blue color, although, according to some lexicographers, mazarine,also means a drinking vessel and an old way of dressing fowls. Then, again, when the sovereigu comes into the city the lord mayor is bound to don a robe of crimson or purple velvet, trimmed with ermine. At the time of his in vestiture, he wears a massive gold chain, but when he is honored by re election at the expiration of his term of office he wears two chains. The mace of silver gilt, surmounted by a royal crown and the imperial arms, is carried before the mayor by the' au thority of the charter of Edward III.; while the city possesses no less than four swords, one called .the "Pearl," presented by Queen Bess when she opened .the first royal exchange, and so called from its being richly set with pearls. This sword precedes the chief magistrate on all occasions of rejoic ing and festivity. The sword of state is carried-'before the lord mayor as an emblem of his sovereignity within the city proper; the. "black" sword is used on fast -days in Lent and at the death of any member of the royal family; while th'e fourth-sword is that placed close to the lord mayor s chair at the central criminal court. A -RACE OF TOOTHLESS MEN. Coming Generations Will Have to Mastl- cate by Artificial Means. There is reason to apprehend that unless some cataclysm occurs to arxest the progress of civilization our de scendants will be as toothless as Eu rpptolemus, king of Cyprus, described by the historian Pliny as reduced to masticate liis food with a structure of solid bone, in lieu of teeth. This, at any rate, in the opinion of the New York Tribune, is the inference to be deducted from the statistics recently published by order of the British par liament, demonstrating the alarming ly small number of cases of in any way sound dentition among the English people. Of 4,000 children attending the London public schools, there were only 707 who had sound teeth; while during a period of three months 506 Re cruits were rejected by the medical de partment of the army for purely den tal reasons. Of course, part of this state of affairs is due to neglect of the digestion,' and of the teeth themselves, a fact demonstrated by the statement that all the girls who entered domestic service from the London public schools last ,year.live-sixths had never even heard of cuch a thing as a toothbrush -an assertion that has led- the educa tional authorities to institute in many of the metropolitan, schools what is now known as the "toothbrush drill." Decavof - teeth, has always attended the advance of" civilization and each barbaric invasion has been followed by a recovery of sound teethin the bid world. . Under the circumstances it might be worth while .. to consider whether the repeal of the Geary law and the opening up of the United States to a pacific invasion on the part of the Chinese might not go far to im prove the American jaw, which, ac cording to medical experts; is in an immeasurably -worse condition than that of the English a .fact probably due to our superior civilization. PLUCKY YOUNG EELS. Stow They Overcome the Obstructions in ; r Passing; Up the Thames. Young eels? in passing up a river, 6how the most extraordinary, persever ance in overcoming all obstruction. The large floodgates sometimes fif teen feet in height on. the Thames might be supposed sufficfent to bar the progress of a fish the size of a darning needle, says Rod and Gun. But young eels have a wholesome idea that noth ing can stop them, and, inconsequence, nothing dqes. Speaking of the way in which they ascend floodgates and other barriers, one '" writer says: "Those which die stick . to the post; others, which get a little '. higher, meet with the same fate, until at last a layer of them is formed which Enables the rest to overcome the difficulty of the pass age. " The mortality resulting'-from such 'forlorn hopes'. greatly;. helps to account for the difference in the num ber of young eels on their upward mi gration and.that of those which return down stream in the autumn. In some places these baby eels are much sought after and are formed into cakes, which are eaten fried. . , . ". - - "Eels spawn like other fishes. For long,' however, the most remarkable theories were held as to their birth. One of the old beliefs was that they sprang from mud; a rival theory held that young eels developed from frag ments separated from their parents' bodies by their rubbing against rocks. One old author not only declared that they came from May dew, but gave the following recipe for producing them: "Cut up two turfs covered with May dew and lay them one upon tho other, the grassy sides inwards, and then ex pose them to the heat of the sun." In a few hours there will spring from them About a year ago I took a violent' at tack" of la grippe. I coug"hel'tiaynd!H night for about six weeks; my wife .then suggested i that " I try Chamberlain's Cough Remedy,.; At i&tat I could ee no difference, but -still kept trying it, and soon found that it was what -'I neededi If I got no relief from one 'dose I took another, and it was only a few days un til I was free from the cough., I think people in general ought to know the value of this remedy, and I take pleas ure in acknowledging the benefit I have received from it. Madison Mustard, Otway-Oiiroi-' Fifty-cent bottles for sale by PJakeley & Houghton, druggists..' ' Buckleu'g Annca Salve. The best salve in the world for cute, bruisessores", ulceYs, Bait rheum,' fever loresefeeV3!happedrhands, chilblains! corns, and all skin eruptions and posi tively cures, piles, or.no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25-centa pet" box. " F? sale 6y Snipes & Kin-ersly;'- . GOOD ADVICE.' . Every patriotic citizen should give his -personal effort and influence to increase " the circulation of his home paper which y , teaches the American policy of Protec tion. It is his duty to aid ii this respect in every way possible. After the home paper is taken care of, why not. suV scribo for the American .Economist, published by the American Protective TarifiLeague ? One of , its correspon dents says : "No true American can get along without it. I consider it the greatest and truest political teacher in the United States." .''-. Send postal card, request for free sample copy. Address Wilbur F. Wake man, General Secretary, 135 West '23d St. New York. - C : 'ST EPHENS, DEALER IN DRY;-GOODS Clothing Boots, Shoes, Bats, Etc. Etc., Etc., Ete. Second St., The Dalles. BUNNE Pipe won Tin Repairs ana MAINS TAPPED UlTDER, PHEjSSURE. ' - Shop on Third Street, next dopr west of., Young i Kuss' Blacksmith Shop. . ''There is a tide in the affairs leads on to fortune." . .. 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"Steamer Regulator leaves The Dalles at 7 a.m., ' MondayB.'-Wednesdayaand Fridays, ' connecting at the Cascade locks with Steamer Dalles City. Steamer Dalles City leaves -Portland (Yamhill St. dock) at 6 a.m.,' ; : i- - Tuesdays, Thursdays and Satur days, connecting with. Steamer Regulator for The Dalles. . t - PA83KNGEK KAT-KS. One ,way . . . . : : . Round trip. . . . . : '.-:-. $2 3.00 Freight Rates Greatly Reduced. All freight, except car , lots, will be brought through, with out delay at Cascades. - Shipments for Portland received at any time day or night. - Shipments for way landings m08t 4le delivered iberore 0 p. m. iye.. stocfe shipments .oiicted. Call on or address, 4 W. C. ALLAWAYi . . . . General Agent. B. F. LAUGH LI N , 1 General Manager THE DALLES, OREGON l 1 laeaaat J of men which, taken at its Jiooa BURGET'S, ; out at greatly-reduced rates. - - UlflON ST. GLHSS no iiy HAD AT THE The Re ulator Line 7 When the Tiain steps at THE " . 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