The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Bate red a the PostorBee at The Dalies, Oregon, an second-class matter. . ; Clxib'bing List. - Regular Our price price Ckronich and 5. T. Tribune,. . . ... .... 82.50 $1.75 Cbroifle nd imtritaa Fanner, ....... S2.09 $1.75 "Chronicle and Seflnre'j Magazine $3.00 $2.25 Chronitle ud CoaraopolitsB Saeaziae,. . . . S3. 00 $2.25 Ckrenitle and Prairie -Farmer, Chicago. ... $2.50 $2.00 Chronicle aid Globe-Demofnt,(!-ir)St.loni8 3.00 2.00 .ocal Advertising. 10 Ceum ir line lor first insertion, and 5 Cents per line for each subsequent insertion. Special rates for long time notices. All local notices received later than S o'clock will appear the following day. MONDAY, - - JAN. 22, 1S94 The Daily and Weekly Chronicle may be found on sale at I. C. Niclcelsen's store. JANUARY JOTTINGS. Minor Events Which Pertain to City and Country. I had a Kir from Mexico, Insect bit her on the toe. Now she's where the lilies grow, Name of the insect you may know . Tara-ra-rantula, etc. Macon News. A tannery is running in Pendleton. Mr. H.Ohling of Albany is in the city. Then- :s very little snow on the other side of the Deschutes. The forecast for today and tomorrow is fair and cooler weather. One hundred and twenty-three pupils attend the Dufur public schools. Somebody from The Dalles sugests to the Oregonian for governor the name of Hon. H. W. Corbett. Saltmarshe & Co. shipped sev--n car loads of sheep to the Union Packing Co., Portland, Saturday night. Train orders applying to the road be tween The Dalles and Portland have to be sent via Spokane, the only wire there is in working order. The marshal rounded up eleven vag rants last night. To eight of them was decreed the fate of the Wandering Jew and three were held for a bait. Bunco lightning rod men have been operating in Marion county. Any Ore gon man who is foolish enough to invest a cent in lightning rods deserves no sympathy. A San Francisco dispatch says Forecast Official B. S. Pague will abandon the weather bureau service and take up the practice of law. The state weather bureau will miss Mr. Pague's valuable services, through whose efforts the bureau was created. Capt. Lewis has received a letter from Louisville, Ky., informing him that that town ib making a strong pull for the next annual G. A. R. encampment. It is Mr. Lewis' opinion that the Northwest should make an effort to secure it, either Portland, Seattle, Tacoma or Spokane. "This," said the attendant, as he led the way through the incurable ward, "is one of the worst cases we have. He was once a newspaper man." "But what is his hallucination?" asked the visitor anxiously. "He thinks he has money," answered the attendant sadly. Mr. Henry Klindt has the finest garden in the country, and up till the snow storm everything was growing as vigorously as if it was spring. Friday he shipped fifty gunny sacks of cabbage to the Cascade Locks. He believes the snow will not injure his garden. Over five miles of telegraph poles are down west of this point and no trains are running except passenger. An engine and caboose followed the west bound this morning, containing a crew to put up the poles. They have been in service so long that they were rotten and the weight of snow easily overturned them. E. M. Harriman has a hen which was in- the breeding pen that took second prize at the world's fair, scoring 92 points. He secured this fowl , with two thoroughbred cockerels, from L. A. King, Sandwich, 111., breeder of rose comb and brown Leghorns. Mr.' Harriman justly believes that he ha's now the best poul try stock in Oregon. The Milton Eagle says that Heppner young ladies take poison when their best fellows go to see another girl. Milton girls have got more sense "than that, for they realize that such a practice would soon exterminate the female population of the town. When their best fellow goes to see some other girl, they just simply say nothing and chew gum. As No. 1 was coming down yesterday morning by Celilo, a telegraph poie fell striking the headlight of the locomotive, but doing no other carnage than remov ing it. Ollie Barrett was the engineer, If it had struck the cab a few feet farther behind it would have crashed through it, The accident happened at that exact in stant of time in the twenty-four hours it would have done the least damage. Not a single telegraph wire connected The Dalles with the outside world yes terday, and train orders were sent by telephone, but even telephone wires are demoralized, as the manner of utiliz ing them is by using the copper wire part of the way, and then relay to the iron wire, and again back to the copper, No one wire is continuous for any great distance. Line repairers are busilv en gaged on both sides of us, and telegraphic communication now exists east, and it is I expected that by! tomorrow the line will again be in working order to Port land. .; ..' - - - ' - A very entertaining feaeure at Dafur is the occasional entertainments given by the public echool and managed by Prof. Frazer. They are for the purpose of paying for an organ for the school, which the professor's ambition led him to buy and the exercises given at the hall are always worth the price of admis sion. Refreshments are always pre pared and the singing and recitations are uniformly interesting. WASCO COUNTIAN ' Makes Observations Concerning Various Matter Abroad. MaCHAXicsviLLE, la., Jan. 10, 1894. Editor Chkonicle: I want to tell your readers something about our trip from The Dalles to this place and about the country here. We had 'a nice railroad trip. After leaving La Grande we were anticipating a blockade in the mountains by snow, as the air grew thicker and more dense with the "beautiful," but we were agreeably surprised to find that there was no more snow farther east than at La Grande. We found only two faults with the trip. The first was, the points we wished to see most were passed in the night, and the other was, the car was almost unbearably hot all the way to Omaha, where they had a nice porter who had a more regular system of man agement. We passed the Ames monument in Wyoming in the night. We wanted to see the place more from Mr. McGuffey having christened the Eskimo baby there than from any particular interest in the place itself. We didn't have to make any changes in trains from The Dalles to Cedar Rapids, where we left the overland flyer to board a local to Mechanicsville. We traveled through Nebraska at the rate of forty-five miles an hour. The coun try along the North Platte is as Wash ington Irving describes it in "Astoria," very level and almost treeless. The Platte river cannot be navigated on ac count of its shallow water. The coun try is noted for the great amount of wild hay grown, and its numerous herds of cattle and horses now, where fifty years ago -there were as many buffalo roaming the plains of Nebraska. I would not care to .live in Nebraska, where not a hill, cliff or crag meets the eye in any direction to break the mo notony of the everlasting plains. Give me Oregon, the grand old state of my nativity, with its fertile fields, its for ests of fir, pine, hemlock and ceder, its picturesque scenery, its mild climate. and all its benefits, against any country I have ever seen. I love the wild west, and am .contented with my "ain coun trie." One thing, however I will say in favor of Iowa. This part of the country where we now are is like the country between the Klickitat hills and Simcoes, only more extensive, rolling prairies, dotted here and there with groves of hickory, oak and maple, and here and there groves of evergreens, which were planted and are doing well. I believe at some time in the far past this whole country was a forest, but that in some of Nature's wars was destroyed. The evergreens are easily grown and take to the climate kindly, showing that the soil and climate are adapted to their growth. The farmers here raise everything on the farm except groceries. This is the secret of their success, and it would be well for Wasco county farmers to, as Cap'n Cuttle in Dickens so often re marked, "when found make a note on't." I have often known the farmers of Wasco county to buy -their butter. bacon and potatoes for winter use, when they should raise these articles on the farm, and at all times of the year have something to sell, instead of always buying, and always and forever in debt. Here the principal commodity is hogs and corn. I saw yesterday a herd of hogs of about 150 ready for the Chicago market, which averaged 400 lbs. each, and a good many that weighed 800 lbs, Here the farmers' grind their corn and cook it by steam, making a mush for hogs. Every day now we see hog wagons passing taking droves to market, Pork is $5.05 per hundred. In a few days there is to be a big hog hauling by one man of thirty-three wagons. The people in - this vicinity do not raise much fruit. Wild plums, grape's and cherries grow in. abundance, but this year the apple crop was not. very large, either in quality or quantity. I wish I had brought some Oregon apples. This is an old settled - country and been farmed a long time, so I think that when Eastern Oregon, has been tilled as long, it will be as wealthy, too Even now it is not to be "sneezed at.' If only the farmers would study the best way to make every "lick counte, they would succeed better I believe from observations I have made. I must close for the present. Wasco Countian, City TVarrnts. All those holding city warrants of date prior to September 1st, 1891, will be paid on presentation at my office. Interest on same ceases after this date. I. I. Bubgbt, City Treasurer, The Dalles, Or., Jan. 8, 1894. Leave your orders for chicken tamalas 1U cts. each, at the Columbia Packing Co, UseMexica Silver Stove Polish. A Bad Road. Mr. W. K. Cantrell in town today, says of Dufur, who is the roads are in worse shape than he has seen them in twenty years. . Between 8-Mile and the top of 10-Mile hill the road is especially bad, being now almost impassable. He strongly advocates using crushed rock between these points and Says that many of his neighbors are of the same mind. The Chkonicle has been a warm supporter of the policy of making this a good road, for. the reason that it will increase the trade between the city and the country, benefitting both. It will enable Jhe farmer to realize better prices for his products, and at a time when he can best spare the time for hauling them to market. Tbe Public School. Grammar grade certificates were granted Jan. 19th to Virgie Cooper ,Hattie Marden, Frances Fonts, Eachel Morgan, John McNeil, grammar,- and Anna Hawthorne, United States history. - The last two names are followed by the studies they were not proficient enough in, designated back studies. Blaine's Handy Manual formation. of Useful In- There has just been published in Chicago a most valuable book with the above title, compiled by Prof. Wm. H. Blaine, of Lancaster University. Its 500 pages are full of just what its name im plies useful information and we fully advise all our readers to send for a copy of it. It is a compendium of things worth knowing, things difficult to re member, and tables of reference of great value to everybody, that it has never be fore been our good fortune to possess in such compact shape. Our wonder is bow it can be published at so low a price as is asked for it. It is handsomely bound in flexible cloth covers, and will be sent to any address, postpaid, on re ceipt of 25 cents, in postage stamps, by the publishers, G. W. OGILVIE & CO., 276 & 278 Franklin St., Chicago, 111. POUNDED THE DOG TO DEATH. How a Monkey Made Good Use of a Billy Like a Policeman's Club. "The most novel fight I ever wit nessed," remarked a traveler to a writer for the Cincinnati Enquirer, "was between a bulldog and a monkey, down in Cuba. A friend of mine had a bulldog that had licked every canine on the island, and he was very proud of him. A gentleman from South America said that he had a monkey that could whip the bulldog and the owner of the latter laughed at the idea, After some talk a wager of five hundred dollars was made and the only advan tage that the monkey was to have was that he was to be allowed the privilege of using a baton, about the length of a policeman's club, but not so heavy. The fight was in a public place, and in. a pit that was surrounded by an iron grating. There was a big crowd out to see the fight. Of course everybody thought the dog would chew up the monkey. After a few minutes, how ever, the audience was. surprised at the sagacity displayed by the monkey. The bulldog would make a rush at the monkey, and the latter would jump aside and allow the bulldog to hit his head against the iron gratings. This was kept up for twenty minutes or more, and then the dog be gan to get tir6d. The monkey began to fight. He would let the dog make a rush and then jump on the dog's back and strike him several times with the baton. This was kept up for an hour or more, and finally the dog fell on the floor completely exhausted, and the monkey actually pounded him to death. The monkey would strike the dog sev eral blows and then place his ear to the canine to see. if he still breathed, Finally the owner of the dpg agreed to give up the fight, but the owner of the monkey told him that he" was too late, as the monkey would not quit until he had killed the dog. This was one of the peculiarities of the monkey, They always kill their victims. The owner of the dog said he did not want his dog killed, and insisted on taking the monkey off. While they were talk ing the monkey belted' the dog several times with his baton, placed his ear on the dog, and with a sudden jump leaped on the shoulder of his owner and commenced to use monkey lan guage. The dog was examined and found to be dead. The people ap plauded the victory of the monkey, and it looked as if the monkey under stood it." Captain Sweeney, U. S. A., San Diego, Cal., says: "Shiloh'a Catarrh Remedy js the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good." Price 50 cts. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly Mexican Silver Stove Polish causes no dust. Warner's butter at Maier & Benton's grocery store. Hot clam broth at J. dav at 4 o'clock. O. Mack's every SlOO Reward, SIOO. The readers of this paper will be much pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity.' Catarrh being a constitu tional disease, requires a constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the svstem. thereby destroying the foundation of the disease, and giving the patient strength Dy ouuaing up tne constitution and as sisting nature in doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers that they offer $100 for any case that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F. J. Cheney &i Co.,, Toledo, O, ooia by druggists, 7oc. THE S WINK AND THE FLOWKR. I shrank to meet a mud-encrusted swjne. And then beseemed to grant, In accents rude, "Huh! Be not proud, for in this fat of mine. Behold the source of richness for your food!" I fled, and saw a field that seemed, at first, One giant mass of roses pure aud white, With dewy buds "mid dark green foliage nursed, And, as I lingered o'er this lovely sight. The summer breeze, that cooled that southern scene . Whispered, "Behold the source of Cottolene!" M. E. Wilmer. HORSEPLAY IN ENGLISH SOCIETY Coarse Joke and Risky Dancing Being; In dulged In by Smart Girls. - Skirt dancing, high play and the per petration of practical jokes seem to be the leading amusements of country house parties in England, according to a recent chronicler quoted by the San Francisco Argonaut. He says: ''No vember is preeminently the month for big shoots, and - the country houses are full to overflowing at that time of the year. In quiet houses mod erate hours are , kept, gambling for heavy stakes is at a discount and a certain sobriety prevails from sunrise to sundown. In other houses, however, the fun waxes fast and fu rious. No dancing is considered 'sport' unless it be of a nature imported from the Gaiety, such as the unforgettable pas de quatre. A few smart girls go so far as to take unto themselves the voluminous skirts of the serpentine frock and try to imitate Miss Lettie Lind's dexterities," After explaining that the serpentine skirts are made of "no less than a .hundred yards of the very finest Chinese silk or crepe cut in triangular pieces to give the appear ance of an infinity of yards," our au thority resumes: "It is regrettable to add that under some roofs pretty heavy gambling is indulged in, and baccarat and nap with high stakes have as many women as men ' votaries, to say nothing of practical joking of a sus piciously rowdy sort, such as apple-pie bed-making booby-trapping. A certain most distinguished lady amused her self one whole evening by standing in a gallery and throwing pillows on the men's heads as they passed in and out of the smoking-room." PERSONAL MENTION.. Col. George B. McClellah, son oi Gen. McClellan, recently entertained New York newspaper men at dinner in his New York home. - J. E. Sovereign, Powderly's suc cessor, was at one time a stone cutter. He was appointed labor commissioner in Iowa by Gov. Boies. Commander in Chief Adams, of the U. A. K., has so far recovered from a serious illness as to resume his duties as sergeant-at-arms of the Massachu setts state house. - Matthew Bolles, the oldest member of the Boston stock exchange, is now eighty-six years old. He is still active in business and takes a lively interest in all the affairs of the exchange. Senator Perkins, of California, has a habit of asking every second or third man he meets for the time of day and immediately setting his own watch ac cording to the information given him, A dispatch from Newport states that Mrs. Grossman, daughter of the late Edwin Booth, as a memorial to her fa ther will place a mural tablet in Berkeley Memorial chapel, Middle- town, which stands close by Boothden. Peanuts! Cheaper than anvwhere else at the California winehouse. Furnished rooms to let. Mrs. Bine hart, head of Laughlin street. TXT ANTED Pushing Canvassers of (rood ad- TV dress. liberal salary and expenses paid weekly; Permanent position. BROWN BROS. CO., Nurserymen, Portland, Oregon. J4 lowdawp ; Caveats, and Trade-Marks obtained, and all Pat- tent business conducted tor Moderate Fecs. 1 nun fsmtw to AaMirr If. fi. PATtllT OrFICC ; and we can secure patent in less time than those remote from Washington. Send model, drawing or photo., with descrip , tioo. We advise, if patentable or not, free of charge. Our fee not due till patent is secured. ! A PaatPHtET, "How to Obtain Patents," with cost of same in the U. S. and foreign countries sent tree. Address, C.A.SRIOW&CO. opp. Patent Office. Washington. D. C. li Suits for Boys Suits for Boys Suits for Boys -ALSO- Youths' Knee Pants Suits Just arrived from the maker. Honywill ilonrall Li I TIig People Demand Srood. We always believe that the People "want GOOD' Quality of any kind of goods, either' and we intend to always keep Onr Stock in - exclusion of. any of the trashy stuff. - We do '.",. nofcare to quote prices in our advertisement, but we invite Everybody to call and examine the QUALITY of our Goods, and then judge " whether or not Our Prices are Bight. We always put prices aa LOW as it is possible to SELL GOOD GOODS . . Our Stock is always complete, and we invite V , . you to Call and inspect both 'our stock and . our prices, knowing they will please you. Joles, Collins & Co., Successors to The Dalles Mercantile Co. The Balance OF Winter Dry Goods TO BE Closed Out AT K - - Great We- especially offer Dress Goods, Jackets, Underwear, Blankets, Clothing, Boots, and. Shoes. TER7TS STRICTLY CKSH. by Buying your flay, Gtain, peed -f Flout, Groceries, Provisions, '' "Fruits, Grass and Garden Seeds, etc., Low down for Cash, or in exchange for such Produce as we can use. ZJX3la. TSk,3L for All goods delivered promdtly without expense. At Old Corner, Second and Union Sts., THE DALLES, OR. Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL Watchmaker? Jeweler All work promptly attended to, - and warranted. Can be found at Jaeobsen's Music store, No. 162 second btreei. Dress Talfl9 Cutting ana Fitting, By s. fileGuff ey, At Residence recently vacated by Mr. Leslie Butler. SHERIFF'S SALE. Notice is hereby riven that by virtue of an ex ecution issued out of the Circuit Court of tbe State of Oregon for Wasco County, in a suit therein pending wherein W. A. Miller is plain tirT and K. P. Reynolds is defendant, to me di rected, and commanding me to sell the real property hereinafter described, to satisfy the sum of $290.00 and interest thereon at the rate of eight per cent per annum from September 22, 1893, and the sum of (2,40010 and interest thereon at the rate of eight per cent, per annum from the 20th day of March, 1893, and the further sura of $300.00 attorneys fees, and the further sum of $22.00 costs, adjudged to tbe plaintiff and against the defendant in said suit, I will on the tbe 3rd day of February, 1894, at the hour of 2 o'clock p. m.. at the front door of the County Court House in Dalles City, Ore gon, sell at public sale to the highest bidder, for cash in hand, all of the following described real property, to-wit: The south hall of the south west quarter, the northeast quarter of the south west quarter, and the southwest quarter of the southwest quarter of 8ection 28, TownBhip 1 North, Range 13 East, W. M., containing 160 acres, and the north half of the northeast quar ter, the northeast quarter of the northwest quar ter and the southeast quarter of the northeast quarter of Section 33, Township 1 North, Range 13 East, W. M., containing 160 acres, to satisfy said sums and accruing costs. T. A. Ward, dSOwtd ' - Sheriff of Wasco County. Goods. or The Dalles, Or. OUR Great Bargains in AEE NOW HERE" and. J. hL CROSS, THE Oldest- nrttiifinlf-riTial Pa new in nrnpitii?s ESZ3 ESTABLISHED 1819.1 To all cash subscribers of Tub Chronicle paying one year in advance. The American Farmer, 1729 Hew York Avenue, WASHINGTON, .D. C. The American Farmer, which is now enter ing upon its 75th year, is the pioneer farmer's paper in the country. It is a large eight-page paper, and contains 56 columns of the choicest agricultural and liter ary matter, plentifully embellished with fine illustrations. It is , NATIONAL IN CHARACTER, and deals with farming and farmer's interests on broad, practical lines, .it EMPLOYS THE BEST WRITERS IN THE COUNTRY, and everything that appears in its columns is of the highest character. Every department of the farmers business is discussed in au earnest, practical way, looking to the greatest profit and benefit to the farmer and his family. It appears on the 1st and 15th of each month, and is furnished at the low price of 50 CENTS A YEAR in advance. This makes It the cheapest agricultural paper In the country. . FARMER LEGISLATION. ' During the coming year there will be an im mense number of matters of the most vital in terest to farmers dealt with by Congress and the Executive Departments at Washington. It is highly important that tbe farmers be kept promptly and fully informed as to what is being planned and done affecting them at the National Capital. They Bhould all, therefore, take Tub American Farmer, which, being on the ground, has better facilities than any other papers for getting this information, and devotes itself to this duty. They will find in it constantly a great amount of valuable information that they can get in no other paper. . The American Farmer and The Chronicle will be sent one year for $1.75. Sacrifice