The Dalles Daily Chronicle. (Catered a the Postofflee at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. .- ' Clubbing. List. Regular Oar price pr ce Chronicle lid X. T. Tribnnt, $2.50 $1.75 Chronicle aid lnurieai Firmer, ....... $2.00 $1.75 Chronicle ail IcCInre'a lagaiin $3.00 $2.25 Chronicle aad Cosmopolitan laeatiae,!. . . S3.00 $2.25 Chrenide aad Prairie Farmer, Chicago. . . . $2.50 $2.00 Chronicle and 61obe-Democnt,(!-wSt.Loai8 3.0) 2.09 Local Advertising. 10 Ctuim per line for first insertion, and S Cents per line lor each subsequent Insertion. - Special rates for long time notices. All local notices received later than S o'clock srlll appear the following day. TUESDAY, JAN. 16, 1894 The Daily and Weekly Chronicle may be found on tale at I. C. NickeUen's store. JANUARY JOTTINGS. Minor Events Which Pertain to City and Country. A pilgrim thought to drink where he -. " A spigot saw and cup of tin; But found the water wouldn't run Unless he dropped a nickel in. Detroit Tribune. "No Shirt" haa been acquitted. The Willamette river ia rising rap idly. A groat depth ot snow ia reported in t.e mountains. A number of our townspeople are euf fering from la grippe. Through an inadvertency we referred to Senator Dolph aa a representative yesterday. Turkey tonight at the court house. Admission 25 cents. Come whether you are Hungary or not. The Walla Walla Union haa presented us with a handsomely printed calendar, advertising its excellent job work facilities. Mr. Horton, who lives on Eighth street, near the Lutheran church, is im proving the wagon road near his house at hia own expense by blasting out rocks and leveling up the grade. Joseph and Isaac Chapman were in town Thursday from the river. Joseph informed us that his two wagons which went down the river were not entirely lost, aa he recovered one wheel. Fossil Journal. The bill authorizing proofs in timber land entries to be made before any offi cer authorized to take proof a in home stead cases, passed the senate on Janu ary 8th, and will become a law when signed by the president. Heretofore all proofs on land of this character have had to be made before registers of land offices, which was oftentimes inconveni ent. Mr. H. C. Neilsen adorns his lawn with a number of large whale bones, which he secured last summer at Ocean Park, where an immense whale became stranded shortly before he arrived. Sec tions of the vertebrae are about 10 inches across and weigh 25 or SO pounds. The upper jaw bone resembles a skiff in size and shape. The reporter, who hoped that these bones belonged originally to a pterodactyl, was not greatly disappointed when told they were only whalebones, they were so large. The whole measured 52 feet in length when alive, and 15 feet across the tail. Hon. D. P. Thompson, late U. S. min ister to Tnrkey, will address an audience at the court house tonight on the cus toms of that nation. It ia the same lecture which he has delivered in vari ous cities recently, which has attracted much attention from the press of the state. Tnrkey is bo far removed from Oregon that most of our people have had to depend chiefly on magazine lit erature for information of its people and customs. Tonight we may expect a vivid recital of all its peculiarities by one who must know considerable about them from personal observation. G rover and 1.11. Mr. George Blakeley has a monstrous large dog named Guy and a cat. The cat is the especial protege of Guy, who watches all of its doings with the great est solicitude. The only thing that worries Guy ia that the cat don't want to sleep at night, and as Guy ia awake all day it ia a great hardship to have to stay awake to watch her. The cat has been named Liliuokalani, and in consid eralion of the dog's almost tearful solici tude, a lady friend of Mr. Blakeley is trying to induce him to change the dog's name to Grover Cleveland. - Guaranteed Cnn. We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition. If you are afflicted with a Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or vucoii uuuuid, uuu will UHC3 LlllH IcIDcQy v.vi, kitiuk w " mil blioi, ttllll perience no benefit, you may return the We could not make thia offer did we not &now mat xjt. .tying s new Luscoverv l 1: i ti i; - . wum mitiiicuua. it uuvcruiHsppoiDia Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinersly's Look Over Your County Warrants. All county warrants registered prior to January 16th, 1890, will be paid if presented at my office, corner of Third and Washington streets. Interest C3ses on and after thia date. . Wm. Michexi,, Treasurer Wasco County. October 2lt, 1S93. tf HARPER'S PROWESS. lie Ain't Much on Bobbera, but a Doly . Terror to Railroad Lads. Night Watchman J. B. Harper made himself very conspicuous last night again, of which a trial'at midnight be fore the recorder was an interesting fea turt. ... Bart Conroy and two other railroad boys named DeWolf and Cumming were discussing the robbery in Ben Wilson's saloon at about 11 o'clock. DeWolf made some remark about how he would act ' differently if he were in Harper's place, when the subject of. the re mark, who had apparently been listen ing behind the front door, sudden ly rushed in, and calling him a vile name, struck hinr in the face. He was knocked down by the blow and af terwards kicked, the other boys all the time expostulating with him for hia con duct. De Wolf, thoroughly maddened, invited Harper outside, but on going out, Harper went away. De Wolf then went to the recorder's house, swore out a warrant, and insisted on immediate trial. This occurred at 1 :30 o'clock thia morning ; Harper was found guilty and fined $20, which he paid.' Previous to this and just after his arrest by Marshal Maloney, while both were walking up Court street, Conroy with others were seen across the street, and Harper (un der arrest) shouted over to Conroy to come across, that he wanted to see him. Conroy came up, - and with scarcely a word Harper whipped out his billy and struck him on the head with it, hitting him again in the mouth while he waa falling and knocking out a tooth. As a consequence- there are two more complaints in waiting for Harper, one for assault and battery and one for using offensive language. The cost to Harper of these trials will foot up con siderably, besides placing him in a very unenviable light. . ,' The basis for his action is probably a desire to redeem himself by a little prow ess in the bruiser line for his connection with the robbery - Saturday night, but like other great men, he might have awaited an opportunity more fitting. Our police force generally is too young and impulsive. It would be well in the light of all the eventa of last year, to select older men for the positions. We may well accept the example of the country in thia regard. The sheriff and his two deputies are men of proper age and experience, and combine discretion with bravery. They never get excited, and in the event of a failure on their part to enforce discipline, which ia very rare indeed, they at all timea maintain a cool head. Garretson'a Collar Button. Mr. W. E. Garretson expects one of these days to quit tinkering on watches and polishing up diamonds and live in a marble-front mansion with gold knobs on the doors. His air castle has much of substance about it, too. He ia the inventor of a collar button which ia to revolutionize the trade. - Thia collar button is as handy as a pocket in a shirt, is easily adjusted, though a puzzle when you don't know how, and combines sim plicity with durability in a manner never before approached in a furnishing of this kind. He haa applied for a pa tent on it, and soon Chronicle readers may look out for an advertisement about Garreteon's collar; button. ' Exemptions Yet to Be Deducted. The totals that have been published of property valuations for the several counties do not represent the basis for the tax levy in any in8tance. The grand total of property for the atate, $177,249,- 0S6, is not the basis for the atate tax levy. From this is to be deducted the grand total of exemptions in the state, $9,160,181, leaving the basis for the levy of the state tax $168,088,905. In Wasco county exemptions amounting to $193,275 must be deducted from $3,552, 182, leaving the value of taxable prop erty $3,358,907. Funeral of Mr. Kartell. 'J The funeral of Mr. G. P. Bartell, who was killed Sunday by falling "from a horse, took place on Monday from the residence of the deceased. Rev. A. Horn preached the sermon. Mr. Bartell waa born in 1839 at Thorn, Weat Prussia. He leaves a wife and nine children, two of them being married. CZi' ' s ; A Leader. Since its first introduction, electric bitters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead among pure medicinal tonics and alter atives containing nothing which ' per mita it8 use aa a beverage or intoxicant, it ia recognized aa the best and purest medicine for all ailments of stomach, liver or kidneys." It will cure sick head ache, indigestion, constipation ana drive maleria from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed - with each bottle or the money will be refunded. Price only 50c. per bottle. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. WOOD, WOOD, WOOD. Best grades of oak, fir, and slab cord wood, at lowest market rates at Jos. T Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer son streets.) Ask your dealer for Mexican Silver fetove Polish. To exchange Portland suburban property for an established farm of 40 acres, a few acres in prunes. AddreES Box 990, Portland, Or. wtf Hot clam broth at J. O. Mack's every day at 4 o clock. Willows Junction. The Long Creek .Eagle is booming Willows Junction, judging from the following: Down at Willows Junction, laborers and teams are bnsily engaged in remov ing earth and stone preparatory for the erection of a depot building. Other rail road appurtenances will be put in, and we have it straight that the ran of the Heppner branch will shortly be arranged to end at Willows Junction instead of at Arlington. At one time this place- was considered for the end of a division and for the location of railroad shops and it ia likely that in the future this will be realized. A ferry ia being located on the Columbia opposite the Junction, and it is not at all improbable that when the railroad company proceeds to favor the town, that is to be, that this will be just the place for the location of a hotel and store. Considerable trade would be secured from the Washington side, as well as on this. In the language of the Pasco scribe, "Keep your eye on" Willows Junction. PERSONAL MENTION. Hon. D. P. Thompson arrived from Portland on the morning passenger train. Miss Jeannette Williama, who re turned from Portland Saturday ,was ac companied by Miss Goodhue of Oakland, Calif., who will be her guest for a few days. NEWS OF THE STATE. A black apple is reported from Gold Beach. ... - Four prisoners escaped from the Union county jail last Friday. " There are only 11 Chinamen in Hepp ner, who will all register as soon as the photographer - can furnish their photos. W. E. Fowler, cashier of the First Na tional bank of Arlington, haa started east with 3,5000 head of sheep for the Chicago markets. The 18 conductors of the Portland Consolidated Railway company, who were indicted in November, 1892, for larceny by embezzlement of fares, were discharged by Judge Munly. Chaa. H. Clute and H. S. .Har court have purchased the Sunday Mercury, and editorially announce their intention of making a clean paper of it. Mr. Clute, who will .manage the business, haa for 10 yeara been associated with the Sunday Welcome, and Mr. Harcourt, who will occupy the editorial chair, has done considerable literary work in Port land. - Bush, of the Ladd & Bush bank, at Salem, has purchased a magazine Win chester shotgun for use in his bank in case of necessity.- It is to be loaded with buchshot, and the magazine will hold six shells. The barrel Is to be cut off to 18 inches, so that the weapon will be handy for instant use against visitors of the James type. . A. C. Speer, of Woodville, Jackson county, claims to have invented a ma chine that will navigate the air as a ship does the water. The machine is cigar- shaped, about 65 feet long and 18 feet in diameter and ia made of aluminum The motive power ia electricity, and the machine ia capable of carrying passengers or freight to the amount of 1,000 pounds, It is raised or lowered by means of de flection of the propeller bladea, of which there are two, one at each end of the ship. The air ship will be on exhibition at the Midwinter fair, and passengers will be carried to different points on the grounds by this means. , Corpse Found In the John Day. ' Mr. Geo. Metteer informed the Fossil Journal that the dead body of a man was found by Jos. Reyburn in the John Day near his house on Six Mile Bottom, on the Wasco side of the river, on Thursday, January 11. The corpse is that of a man of over average size, and is badly decom posed and beyond recognition, although considerable flesh still adherea to the bones. It ia evident that the body must have been in the water a great length of time before being discovered, and specu lation is rife as to who the unfortunate is, or- rather was. The place where the body was found is about twenty-five miles down the river from where Mr. James M. Thomson of Burnt Ranch was drowned last May, and as his body was never found, Home believe that it is his corpse that the river has at last yielded up. At this writing the corpse has not been identified, bnt no doubt the coroner's inquest will reveal whether or not the remains are those of Mr. Thompson. The place where the body was found is about six miles below the Clarno ferry, fifteen miles across country from Fossil, and a like distance from Antelope. WOOD'3 PnOSPHODINE. , '.uo Great English Remedy. : t- Promptly and permanently cures an forms of Nervous WeaJmess,Emiaions, Spcrmr otorrhea. Impotence and att effect of Abute or Tmtnm, Been prescribed over 85 ears in thousands of cases; HeforcandAficr. fff druggist for Wood's Phosohodinej if he offers some worthless medicine in place of this, leave his dishonest store, inclose price In letter, and we will send by return mall. Price, one package. 1; six, 15- One- vrtll please, sUe voUl euro. Pamph let in plain sealed envelope, 8 cents postage. Address .The W-ood Chemical Co.. 131 Woodward avenue, Detroit, Uloh. Sold In The Dalles by BlakcH y 4 Hougton. Peanuts! Cheaper than anywhere else at the California winehouse. ' r . - HOW COYOTES CATCH GEESE. A Story of Their Canning as Told by Mr. Wnealdon. Apropos of a story relative to the good generalship of coyotes catching jack rabbits, which appeared in The Chronicle a few days ago, Mr. Wheal don tells for truth how they catch wild geese, which indicates even greater cun ning, and places them on a par with the fox, if not superior to them in reasoning power and knowledge of the habits of their victims. He says two of them will set their heads to catch a goose, and this is the way they do it. They will sepa rate so as to come up on both sides ot a flock of geese. One of them, the one on the side against the wind from the geese or goose, for they figure on scent as well, will approach the flock very stealthily, getting as near as possible without being seen. The other approaches from the windward side, and takeB no pains to conceal himself. Approaching to within about fifty yards, he will deliberately set himself on his haunches and eye the flock. The geese are amused . at his hungry expression of countenance, but knowing their security is assured by their power of night, pay no attention to the sitting quadruped, only to return his stare. In the meantime coyote No. 2 ia creeping up on them from the other side, and he often gets within a very few feet before they hear the soft footfall of his padded feet. Then they rise. It is a babit of geese when rising to fly close to the ground for quite a dis tance before mounting -to a higher ele vation, and the fleet-footed coyote has only to run under his goose, spring up ward and catch him by the legs. When this is done his pal in the sitting posture leisurely comes forward and together they enjoy their meal, and no quarreling either about who has the breast or a drum stick. It will thus be seen that the coyote is a good general. He plans a ruse, allows for the wind giving him away, and takes cognizance of the habit of the goose in flying low, which enables him to jump and catch it. If this ia not reason, in stinct is not very far removed from it. A Good One on Ed. Here'a a good one on Ed Mays.: Fri day evening he took his buggy and brought Miss Stella Ashby np to the dance held here that night. Next morning, of course, he took her home again, that is ne started borne, but right here the fun begins. Fred Wal lace and J. T. Patterson were coming on horseback up from the Mays ranch, and when within about a mile from town they glanced np and saw a span of grays coming down the road "a lickity clip," with their harness on. The boys man aged to catch the horses, and thinking some terrible calamity must have be fallen the owners, they sparred up their steeds and after proceeding about a half mile they stumbled np against a buggy standing ia the middle of the road which contained two occupants, both of whom seemed to be entirely oblivious to the outside world, while the rain beat down cpon them in torrents. Approach ing still nearer they found it to be Ed Mays and his "best girl," who were peacefully and quietly discussing the tariff question and admiring the scenery along the way, just as contentedly as though they were flying along in a pal ace car at the rate of eighty miles an hour. The tough mud had caused the singletrees of the buggy to break, and the horses concluded to hudt better shelter. The boys came up to get an other buggy, and np to the time of going to press Ed and his girl are still holding the buggy down, with mud up to the hubs and amid a copious shower of rain.: Antelope Herald. TXT ANTED Pushins- Canvassers of (rood ad f V dress. Liberal salary and expenses paid weekly; permanent position, jjkuvyjn ukos. uo., JNursjrymen, foruana, uregon. -34 lOwdawp - No Business Transacted on Sundays. 166 Second St. On Sundays No Businets Transacted 5 sloiiraill. fir lonywil We always believe that . the People want GOOD Quality of any kind of goods, either and we intend to always keep Our Slock in exclusion of any of the trashy stuff. We do not care to quote prices in our advertisement, but we invite Everybody to call and examine the QUALITY of our Goods, and then judge " -. whether or not Our Prices are Right. We always put prices aa LOW as it ia possible to SEDIvIv GOOD GOODS Our Stock is always complete, and we invite you to Call and inspect both our stock and ' bur prices, knowing they will please you. Jples, Collins & Co., Successors to The Dalles Mercantile Co. The Dalies, Or. The Balance OF Winter Dry Goods - TO BE Closed Out AT Great We especially offer Great Bargains in Dress Goods, Jackets, Underwear, Blankets, Clothing, Boots v and. Shoes. ; . TERMS STRICTLY CHSH. GoodTim by Buying- your Hay, Gfain, peed Flout, . Groceries, Provisions, Fruits, Grass and G-arden Seeds, etc., Low down for Cash, or in exchange for - . : . ; ' such Produce as we can use. . Ofifsrtx -eel3L "or Eggs and. Hro-ixX-try. All goods delivered promdtly without expense. At Old Corner, Second and Union Sts., THE DALLES, OR. Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL - All work promptly attended to, and warranted. v ' Can be found at Jacobsen's Music store, No. 162 . Second Street. Dress fla(T)9 ' Cutting and Fitting, " . . i By jars. pGuffey, At Residence recently vacated -by Mr. Leslie Butler. Watchmaker Jeweler NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. Timber Land, Act June 3, 1878. . .' , V. 8. Land Office, The Dalles, Or., - - - Nov. 8, 1893. ( Notice is hereby given that in compliance with the provisions of the act of congress of June 3, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of tim ber lands in the states of California, Oregon, Nevada and Washington Territory," . Heal G. Stevenson, . Of Kingsley, county of Wasco, state of Oregon, has this day filed in this office his sworn state ment for the purchase of the NEW of NWJ4, of Section. No. 23, in Township No. 3 S., range No 13 K. W. M., and will offer proof to show that the land sought is more valuable for- Its timber or stone thau for agricultural purposes, and to establish his claim to said lnnd before the Register and Receiver of this office at The Dalles, Or., on the 15th day of January, 1894. He names as witnesses: George McLeod, Jas per Ensley, Leon Rondeau and Lafayette Davis, all of Kingsley, Or. Any and all persons claiming adversely the above-described lands are requested to file their' claims in this office on or before said 15th day of January, 18M ' wlO . . JOHN W. 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