to " Ths Dalles Daily Chronicle. gntered a- tbe Poetofflce at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. Clubbing, List. Regular Our price price . . $3.50 -S1.75 . . $2.00 S1.75 .. $3.00 $125 Chronicle and S.1!. Trihnne, ...... Chronicle and American Farmer, Chronicle and IcClnre'i Sacaiiie, . . . Caroiiclt ui Coamopolitu Maeuiss,. . . . $3.00 $2.25 Cnrfnicle and Prairie Farmer; Chicago $2.50 $2.00 Chronicle and Globe-Dnoerat,(i-w)St.Loaii 3.00 2.00 Local Advertising. 10 Ceuuj per lino tor first insertion, and 6 Cents per line for each subsequent insertion. Bpecial rates for long time notices. All local notices received later than S o'clock irlll appear the following day. ' THURSDAY, JAN. 11, 1894 The Daily and Weekly Chronicle may be found on sale at I. C. Nickelsen' store. JANUARY JOTTINGS. Minor Events Which. Pertain to City , and Country. There's less of snow and less of cold, And less of Christmas cheer; The weary earth is growing old And duller every year. And yet, the children sport and play, With laughter loud and clear; Tchaps perhaps I'm growing gray . A rd duller every year. Leaders are being put in today on Second and Washington streets. The rock crusher has been supplied with a wood saw, to which power is easily applied. Wes. Bice shipped 60 head of mutton sheep to the Cascades yesterday morn ing for the consumption of the workmen. John Trana came up from the C scades last night, having in charge S. i. Barr, who is sent up for ninety days for petty larceny. Elder J. W. Jenkins will preach at Dufur, Or., Saturday evening and Sun day morning and evening, Jan. 13th and 14th. A meeting of those interested in form ing a dancing school will be held this evening at Chrysanthemum ball. Everyone who desires to see it a success should attend. Music by Miss Alma Schmidt. v Praise and prayer meeting at the Con gregational church this evening from 7 to 8 o'clock. Topic, A prayer of Daniel a confession. (Dan. ix: 3-19) All per sons not attending elsewhere are cor . dially invited. Several republicans were approached today to finish paying the band employed to boom the late democratic convention. The argument used is surely a good one. It was a picnic for them, and they ought to pay something for the fun so kindly furnished . ' The democratic clubs that met in our city last Tuesday should have adopted J. H. Cradlebaugh's resolution and imme diately adjourned. It was something like this; "Resolved, That congress is now in session and Grover Cleveland is ' running the machine to . suit himself ; let us saw wood." The Heppner Gazette and Record a few weeks since charged Prof. Rork with attempting to commit a nameless crime. So far as learned no attempt has yet been made to disprove the accusations and nearly every paper in the state has referred to ic. The Heppner papers in vite an action for libel. Mr. Robert Mays, who has returned again from the inspection trip to his Tygh Valley ranch, reports that wben he went out there was a snowfall of about six inches, the weather became cold, and the cattle ceased dying. It has now turned warmer and whether the death rate will be renewed again or not he has no means of knowing. Eighty-four Chinese made application to register up till last night. Our in formant of yesterday said there was 106 who would register, and we misinter preted bim. Mr. Chamberlain is in Heppner today and will be in Arlington Friday and perhaps Saturday. From there he will go to Grants, and will be in The Dalles again Monday or Tuesday. Don't fail to attend the New Years Cantata at Armory Hall, Saturday even ing, Jan. 13. There will be such changes by way of new solos and recitations as to . make it enjoyable even to those who heard it before. The Mandolin and Guitar club will render pome of their best pieces and Miss Moore will give a recitation from "Whitcomb Riley." Tickets can be procured at any of the drug stores or at Stephens' dry goods store at 25 cents apiece. ' : This is genuine spring weather. The air has that indefinable geniality pecu liar to March and April, flowers are blooming, grass growing, birds singing, frogs chirping and orchardists are prun ing. Winter this year has apparently ; forgotten to put in his customary ap pearance, and skies lowering, winds howling, rain beating, frosts coating, women shivering and men cursing at the cold, biting, blighting, dark, dank, damp weather are foreign to the winter I characteristics of 1S93-4 in The Dalles. Hot clam broth at J. O. Mack's every dav at 4 o'clock. Feanntst J Cheaper than anvwhere elEe at the California winehouse. The Moot Court. The young lawyers and law students of the city met last evening and organ ized a moot club. Their idea is to( be come familiar with tbe rules of practice now in use in tbe circuit court and by frequent ie petitions to learn the details connected with the' pleading in a case. The council has kindly granted tbe use of the city hall, our chamber of com merce, for the club and the prospect for a successful winter's work is very good. The officers elected last evening are: President, Douglas Dufur ; vice pres., H. H. Riddell; secretary, Daniel H. Roberts. A constitution and by-laws will be adopted at tbe next meeting. Whist Club Meeting. The Young People's Whist Club met last night at the home of Miss Newman. Four tables were played and if subse quent meetings prove aa pleasant as the one last night the success of the club will have been great. The efforts of the hostess in entertaining proved very suc cessful and each member felt pleased at being a member of the club. Miss Maybel Mack proved the victor in the game, winning by several points. There were so many candidates for the booby that it was impossible to decide who got it. The officers of the club are : Presi dent, Robt. Mays, jr. ; secretary, Miss Etta Story and treasurer. Oregon's Congressmen on Committees. Hon. J. N. Dolpb is on the following important senate committees : , Coast defenses, commerce, foreign relations, public lands, and relations with Canada. Senator Mitchell is a member of the following: Claims, judiciary, post offices and post roads, privileges and elections, and transportation routes to the seaboard. Hon. Binger Hermann of the house is on the committee of rivers and harbors only, while Hon. W. R. Ellis is represented on the committees of the expenditures of the post office de partment, and on public lands. PERSONAL MENTION. I. H. Taffe of Celilo is in town. D. C. Herrin is in the Grande Ronde country working up trade. Messrs. W. R. Cantrell and. E. C. Warren of Dufur are in the city. Mrs. Bay ley is very much better today and strong hopes are entertained that she will recover her usual health. CURED BY A FALL. A Lady freed from Her 'Infirmities by an - Accident.' One of the most remarkable cures ever known in Maine occurred not long ago in Portland, says the Lewiston Journal. Three or four years ago a lady in that city was afflicted with what was supposed to be sciatic rheu matism. She lost the use of one foot and ankle, then of the arm on that side. Instead of growing better, the disease continuallv increased until the 'whole side of her body was practically helpless. Ihe doctors were not agTeed, some calling it rheumatism, others paralysis, a fall received a few years before being by several supposed to be the cause. But all treatment was un availing. . The disease, whatever it was, continued its slow but dreadful progress until the lady was entirely helpless, unable to move hand or foot. It was"at tnis time that the miracle oc curred. One day during the tempo rary absence of her attendant in an other room the invalid slipped from her chair, and, being unable to support herself, fell to the floor. The family were much frightened,' but were reassured, on finding that no serious harm had been done; but the wonder came a day or two later when the helpless invalid began to as tonish, her friends by moving her hands and doing things she had been unable to accomplish for months. The recov ery was as steady but much more rapid than the decline, until now she is fully restored to her old-time health and skill. Whether the fall jarred from the brain a clot of blood that was holding her in prison or what the causes it is evident that the fall was what freed her from her infirmities. Some German Bulls. A German newspaper man, evident ly jealous of the Irishman's reputation as a maker of bulls, tools the trouble some years ago, says . the London Figaro, to look up the German record in this line. Among others he found in the published works of certain Teu tonic writers the following curious ex amples: "Among the immigrants was an old blind woman, who. came to America once more before she died to see her only son." "After the door was closed a soft female foot slipped into the room, and with her own hand extinguished the taper." "Both doc tors were unable to restore the de ceased once more to life and health." "The Ladies' Benefit association has distributed twenty pairs of shoes among the poor, which will dry tip many' a tear." "I was at the table en joying a cup of coffee when a gentle voice tapped me on the shoulder. I looked around and saw my old friend once more." . - WOOD'S PHOSPnODINE. The Great English Remedy. Promptly and permanently cores all forms of Kervoru , Weakness, Emission, Sperm- otorrhea, Xmpotency and aU effects of Abuse or Fmreneu Been . prescribed over 85 years In thousands of cases; Before end After. known druggist for Wood's Phosnhodinet if he offers some worthless medicine In place of this, leave his dlsnonest .. store. Inclose price In letter, ana we will send by return mall. Prloe, one package. $l;slx,5. One win please, eta wtU our. Pamph let In plain sealed envelope. 8 cents postage. Address The Wood Chemical Co.. 131 Woodward avenue, Detroit-. Mloh. Sold in The Dalles by Blnkeley & Hougton. I'm Glad I am A-Llvln', That this here world's a world of woe I don't make no denial, An' speak as one who a had his share Of human grief and trial. I sometimes wish it was all past, Bein' so worry-driven. But then I rigger out at last , I'm glad I am a-Uvin'.. Our troubles come like flies in cake There's lots more cake than fly; There's ten Bquara deals to every fake, Ten smiles to every sigh ; There's sneaks, but lots of good men, too; There's hoardin", but there's givin' ; And that is why I take this view, I'm glad I am a-livin'. i I've found that in this vale of tears . The patent roof umbrella Is kinder easin' up the fears Of some poor other fellow. Don't treasure up your rights an' wrongs, Don't gredge, but be f orgivin' ; Make tnis. the chorus of your songs; . I'm glad I am a-llvln'. Mary M. Scott in Detroit Free Press. THE DAY IN CONGRESS. Johnson of Onto Makes a Glowing Free- - Trade Speech. Washington, Jan. 10. In the house, Boutelle again tried to secure considera tiod for his Hawaiian resolution, which was reported by the naval affairs com mittee and laidon the table, but was finally overruled by tbe speaker. The tariff debate was then resumed. Hop kins finished his speech begun yester day, and was followed by Johnson of Ohio in support of the measure. Johnson opened with an arraignment of the democratic party for inaction in carrying out its promise to reform what it had characterized during the cam paign as the "robber tariff." He said: "We pledged ourselves to abolish it if the American people gave us authority. They did give us authority ; and then pur haste to repeal oppressive taxes . i - j - j e a z a. iv. 8UUB1UBU, SOU USWIUl VI UJlUg Bb throat of the protected barons and rob ber trusts, the great democratic party began, as it were, to wag Its tail and look for crumbs. . If Cleveland had shown the sagacity and courage the sit uation demanded, the ink would not have been i dry on the commissions of his secretaries before congress bad been called into extra session to relieve the country of its extra burden of taxation. As the climax of all this delay came the shameful days we have just passed through, in which the bouse stood para lyzed, because despite our overwhelm ing majority - we democrats (would nei ther furnish a quorum to be counted, nor count one really present." ' He commended the bill for its blow at the sugar trust, but added: "The whisky trust, the steel-rail trust, the cordage trust, the bicycle trust, tbe lead trust, are left free to pluck the American con sumer." He spoke of steel rails, of which he was one of the largest manu facturers in the country, declaring that the present duty was equal to 50 per cent., while the present bill proposes a reduction of only 25 per cent. Whenever Ton See a Friend Suffering with dyspepsia, sick headache, bilious ness or an kindred disease, advise bim to procure a bottle of Simmons Liver Regulator. It never fails to relieve and cure. ' Look Over Your Connty Warrants. AN county warrants registered prior to 'January 16th, 1890, will be paid if presented at my ..office, corner of Third and Washington streets. Interest ceases on and after this date. Wm. Michell, Treasurer Wasco County. October 21st, 1893. tf How's This! . We offer one hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Props. Toledo, O. We the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable iu all business transactions and financially able- to carry out any obligation made by their nrm. West & Traux, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Walding, Kin nan & Marvin, Whole sale Druggists, Totedo, Ohio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and muc ous surface of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Tes timonials free. WOOD, WOOD, WOOD. Best grades of oak, fir, and slab cord wood, at lowest market rates at Jos. T. Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer son streets.) Ask your dealer for Mexican Silver Stove Polish. City Warrnts.- All those holding city warrants of date prior to September 1st, 1891, will be paid on presentation at my office. Interest on same ceases after this date. I. I. Bubgbt, A City Treasurer. The Dalles, Or., Jan. 8, 1894. Use Mexican Silver Stove Polish. Karl's Clover Root, the new blood purifier, gives freshness and clearness to the com plexion and cures constipation. 25c, 50c. and $1.00. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly, druggists. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. HAS A PAMILT OP, 2000BEADEES. They read The Chronicle to get the latest and most reliable news. And they read every line that is in the paper. That is what makes the Chronicle an invaluable advertising medium. The newspaper that goes to the family firesides is the one that the advertisers of today patronize when they desire to reach the people. When they want your trade their announcements will be found in the paper. Look over our columns and observe the verifica tion of the truth or this assertion. Remember, v j , a trade of a family of two thousand gt- is worth asking for through these -5-1 columns, espcially so at our Tsry,.''' THE TABLES TURNED. A. Wonld-Be Vlvisector Operated ' On by His Savage Allies. One of the most curious expeditions ever planned by man was "that once undertaken by Dr. J. G. Bunting, of Portland, says the Liewiston (Me.) Journal. During all his life he had been a close student of the philosophy of digestion, and for the purpose of his investigations he had that remark able Canadian, Alexis; St. Martin, in his care for twenty years. In order to cinch matters and provide' facts for some of the doubting Thomases, Dr.' Bunting cast about for some one else upon whom he might continue to ex periment. -aep--rf-- He could think of but one plan, and that was to go to Africa, buy two slayes and operate upon their stom achs. By opening the body near the fifth rib and perforating the stomach a condition could be produced similar to that existing in the person of St. Martin. Therefore the doctor pur chased his supplies and sailed across to Tunis, in the north of Africa. There he hired a native chief with forty of his followers, paying them a liberal retaining fee and promising alluring largess when the trip was ended. They set forth. The doctor carried one thousand pounds in his inside pocket and the chief probably lay awake four nights thinking about the matter. At any rate, on the fifth night he sneaked into the doctor's tent and delivered a little address over , the muzzles of two pistols. When he had concluded the doctor passed over his ducats and the chief passed over the border along with his renegade band. They helped themselves to such supplies as suited their artless and unenlightened tastes. The doctor came back without a re tinue and - with a deal of experience that will never appear in a medical work. - One Consolation. The author of "From Tripoli to Tunis" tells an amusing story of a dis pute between a diplomatist and a cus toms official at Tripoli. On the dock at Tripoli may be seen a curious col lection of articles. They represent im port and export taxes and are sold by the customs officials. The import tax is eight per cent, of the value and the export tax is one per cent. If anyone refuses to pay the tax the officials take possession of one-eighth of the mer chandise. Some time ago a European foreign minister visited Tripoli in the service of his country. He had with bim three hundred visiting cards. When a tax was demanded on these he was angry and refused to pay it. A high official of the government was summoned to settle the matter. He solemnly confiscated eight per cent, of the merchandise in question twenty four visiting cards. "Very well, keep them," cried the irate ambassador, "keep them. I resign myself. ' I shall not be obliged to pay you a visit of ceremony for twenty-four years." COMMON MISTAKES. Coltjmbtjs did not foretell an eclipse of the moon to frighten the natives of Jamaica into rendering him assistance. There was no eclipse of the moon at that time. s - The. immense burning glasses with whicn Archimedes burned the ships of the besiegers of Syracuse at- ten miles distance were never manufactured, and it is now known that they could not be. , Coltjmbit8 did not make an egg stand on end to confuse his opponents. The feat was performed by Brunelschi, the architect, to silence critics who asked him how he was going to support the dome-of the cathedral of Florence. The day is usually reckoned as being twenty-four hours in length. Strictly speaking, such' is a mistake. The standard unit of time is the "sidereal day," which is 23 hours 50 minutes and 4.092 seconds in the "solar" "mean" time. ' ' Captain Sweeney, tJ. S. A., San Diego, Cal., says: "Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy is the first, medicine I have ever found that would do me any good." Price 50 cts. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. ' WOOD! WOOD! WOOD! Best grades oak, fir, pine and slab wood. Office 133 Second street. ' All orders promptly attended to. tf ' Maiee & Benton. ITT ANTED Pushing Canvassers of good ad TT dress. Liberal salary and expenses paid weekly; - Permanent position. BROWN BROS. CO., Nurserymen, Portland, Oregon. j4 lOwdawp Now showing Season able Goods in Men's and Boys' Underwear of Camel hair, Merino, ; Cashmere, Wool, and Flannel SUITS. Various colors in Camel hair. Merino, " and Wool HOSEr BLANKETS, Boots and Shoes. All direct from the i Manufacturers. GL Honywill. lonifivilL hi a Demand Good. We always belie ve that the People want . GOOD Quality of any kind of goods, either and we intend to always keep Our Stock in ' exclusion of any of the trashy stuff. We do not car,e to quote prices in our advertisement, but we invite Everybody to call and examine . , x the QUALITY of our Goods, and then judge - whether or not Our Prices are Bight. We always put prices as LOW as it is possible to SELL GOOD GOODS . . . ' Our Stock is always complete, and we invite ' you to Call and inspect both our stock and our prices, knowing they will please you. ; Joles, Collins & Co., Successors to The Dalles Mercantile Co. TP tie Balance OF Winter Dry Goods - TO Ae Closed ' AT A Great ' We especially offer Great Bargains in Dress Goods, jackets, "Underwear, Blankets, Clothing, Boots .' and Shoes. ' ' TROTS STRICTLY C7ISH. D by Buying your Hay, Giain, peed Flout, Groceries, Provisions, Fruits, G-rass and Garden Seeds, etc., Low down for Cash, or in exchange for such Produce as we can use. G?us2x xa,ic3. for All goods delivered promdtly without expense. . - At Qld Corner, Second and Union Sts., THE DALLES, OR. Harry Liebe, PRACTICAL i Jeweler All work promptly attended to, ' and warranted. Can be fonnd at Jacobsen's Music store, No. 162 1 " Second Street Dress TaKii7, Cutting and Fitting, By jto; JleGuff ey, At Residence recently vacated by Mr. Leslie Butler. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION. . . Timber Land, Act June 3, 1878. ' 1 v- ' 1 .- . . - V. S. Land Officb, The Dalles, Or., Nov. 8, 1893. Notice Is hereby given that In compliance with' tbe provisions of the act of congress of June 3, 1878, entitled "An act for the sale of tim ber lands, in the states of California, Oregon, Nevada and Washington Territory," . . . Kssl O. Stevenson, ' Of Kingsley, connty of Wasco, state of Oregon, has this day filed in this office bis sworn state ment for the purchase of the NEJ of NWJ, of Section'. No. 23, in Township No. 3 8., range No 13 E. W. M., and will oiler proof to show that "the land sought is more valuable for its timber or stone than for agricultural purposes, and to establish his claim to said land before the Register and Keceiver of this office at The Dalles, Or., on the 15th day of January, 1894. He names as witnesses'. George McLeod, Jas per Ensley, Leon Rondeau and Lafayette Davis, all of Kingsley, Or. Any and all persons claiming adversely the above-described lands are requested to file their claims in this office on or before said loth day of January, 1894 ' ,N ; wlO JOHN W. LEWIS, Register. Goods. or The Dalles, Or. OUR ABE NOW HEEIP 'oultry. J. H. CROSS. THE - Oldest Hgrieoltwal Paper in Rmeriea. ESTABLISHED 1 81 9.1 To all cash subscribers of The Chronicle paying one year in advance. The American , Farmer, , Sk . m r r r w w i ' a Afza new xorK Avenue, . ' WASHINGTON." D. C. The American Fabmer, which is now enter- -ing upon its 75th year, is the pioneer farmer's paper in the country. 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