' EIgi YOU LAUGH l0Q physical culture. ips ppfiJB T1" A,,,,e r ur wn ,"11"' ,,y ,(" " Men's Overcoats, Tak e your' Choice, A Good Assortment to Select from. Bought a manufacturer's sample lino of Overcoats and Ulsters, and now oner them at this extremely low price. Can you do better? $10.00 Boys' Overcoats, ah sizes, for onl $3.00 - A Good Assortment to Select from. We have re-marked our $3.50, $-1.00 and $4.50 Boys' Overcoats, and you take your choice for only $3.00. . . On some "we will not realize cost. Can you afford to miss this? Just Received Ca$h..icrc and Silk Mufflers for Gentlemen. I V ALL GOODS MARKED '. u71 in Plain figures. PEASE & MAYS. WE LAUGH. Si The Dalles Daily Chronicle. La Kaitlle. n:!v1 Uio l'jxtofflce at Tbc Dalles, Oregon, hh m.-c()1(1-c1mb mutter. Clubbing List. lu-gulur Our price jirlt-ts . tl'A tl.'ta . 52.00 JI.75 tt.M J2.S5 . M.00 fiSi flroiKif ai X, V. Triban. . . firCi'!t anil American Farm, . Citwlf tti IcClnrM IiriZiir, . firniHf and l'umnplitiii Iiritiar. Local AiiTortlalnc. 10 Ceuti kit line for flwt luncrllon, nod 6 Cents met line for each (subsequent Insertion. ?Iclal rnteii for lone time notln. All lot iu notice received later tlmn 3 o'clock Utp)var ttie lollovrlns day. The caption of this article is the title of the favorite ploy of Mr. Stuttz, and a favorite with the amusement-loving people, as well. It is the work of him self, compiled from historical records of the Commune of the French republic. He claims that the words used by all the actors is the language attributed to persons renowned in history, and that the idea to thus mirror nature came to him through a remark made by the late James G. Blaine. The special scenery for the play is all ppinted by Mr. Stuttz himself,taken from photographs and the cfistumes are historically correct. MaUerale Hull. The Theater I.ant Evening. WEDNESDAY, DEC. 0, 1893 Tlie Daily and Weekly Chronicle way be found on sale at J. (.'. Xiekelten't tlore. DECEMBER DOTS. ilry NrunlrU Garnered from a Ke nrter' Vote Hook. The eoivl mnn n n schoolboy once, And mntir u iirubleni bun he done, Hut komelmw It cot Into IiIk bend Tliut elite -ii hundred unite h ton. H. II. Daruielle of 8-Mile had u little; ranaway in town yesterday. Nothing tmotiH however. Friday, 8th hist, being a day of obli gation, there will le high mass ut 8:u0 o'clock at St. 1'eterV church. Dr. Walters is said to be one of the best veterinarians on the eoabt. Over flirty of the fast horses of Idaho, Wash ington and Oregon will Le under his cure at the midwinter fair. liaising Angora goats is said to be 'luite profitable near Boise, Idaho. One man at that place him several desert land claims and over 700 Angoras. He lias one buck which cost him $-05. The young man who is delivering fruit trees at Uurham & Robertson's livery stable today, says people are a little slow ubout coming after their trees. It ih quite probable he will have some left oil his hands and have to dispose of them at a discount. The land contest cases, that were commenced on Monday of this week be tween some of the members of the B la lock wheat growing company and set tlers of Gilliam county, and which promised at theouttet to lie very inter tiag, was llnally settled yesterday in very satisfactory manner to all parties concerned. T. A. Hudson and W. H. Wilson were the attorneys for the Bla lock people and Messrs. Huntington & Wilson represented the interests of the defendants. Uev. A. Horn informs us that the liusy Gleaners (see Wkbkly Ciiuoniclk, Nov. L'Uth) is uot a children's society of ll't Lutheran church of this city, but that it is organised by children attend '"g the Lutheran Sunday School, also that it U not the rule of the Lutheran church to earn money for Lutheran In stitution! and call it charitable, where there will be a dance at the close of a Jair. 4nd ja Germany when not by heart believing Christians will arrange a dance their children are excluded. They Ko to bed. Evangelical Lutheran insti tutions always will be kept op by money K'ven in love for Christ's sake, and the eft hand shall not know what the right hand doetb. Shlloh'a cure, the Great Cough and troup Cure, is for sale by Bnlpw & Kin Pocket aiaa contains twenty-five ow, onjy age. children love it. -gold 4 KUaralr. The Jackson Engine Co. held their monthly meeting last night, and decid ed on giving u grand masquerade ball at the Armory hall on January 1st. This is their annual ball, and the public bae long known ot their splendid repu tation for amusement qualities. The following gentlemen were named as the committee of arrangements : F. V. L. Skibbe, A. Klindt, F. Lemke, A. Hugi nine and John Blaser. A ovel little. Mr. Robert Lowe of Fairfield had a gay time coming iu to town yesterday on the running gears of the wagon. Near the top of 5-Mile hill, his coupling pole broke and the four-horse team ran away with the front wlieelB, dragging Mr. Lowe in the mud. Had not the horses bet-n gentle the result would doubtless have been serious. Ah it was Mr. Lowe got off with a few bruiseH and a good coat of mud. . l'rouit Settlement. Mrs. V. E. Kiuehart was yesterday handed a draft for $3,000, by J. C. Hos tetler, local agent of the Northwestern Mutual Life Ins. Co., of Milwaukee, in payment of the policy held by her late husband in that company. The com pany and the agent are to be congrat ulated upon this prompt settlement. A Card of Tliuukn. I wish to express my thanks and grat itude to the friends '.aiidneighbors for their kindness and sympathy shown me iu my allliction during the sickness and death of my dear and loving wife. May tho blessings of God attend you through this life, Is my sincere wish. Yours with loving respect, Timothy Bkowniiill. Njieclul Notice. Tjik Dallkh, Dec. 5, 1893. The drill for Wednesday night, Dec (5th, is postponed. By order of Lkvi C. Ciikihman, Capt. All the seats dnd much of the standing room were taken last night at the Armory Hall. The play was East Lynne, an ever-timed favorite, and the appre ciation shown last evening was compli mentary in a high degree both to the play and the players. The play is-so familiar that a synopsis is hardly neces sary. The truths the play teaches are those whose violation is the cause of misery untold. The cast waB very strong, all participants doing their part with credit. At the close of the second i act Miss Emma Morris, who took the j part of Barbara Hare, was taken very ' ill and a carriage was called to convey her to the hotel. By a commendable exercise of will she went through the third act and did it well, though the audience could see she was very ill. The music of the orchestra was thoroughly enjoyed by the audience. " Mrs. Stuttz was "Isabel" and her work was excep tionally good. In the pathetic scenes her acting was very impressive. J. G. Stuttz as the gay villain, "the bold, bad man," called forth much applause from the audience. His merit as an actor is easily recognized. II. A. Beldon made a capital "Archibald Carlyle" and showed he could play the part of a worthy man as well as that of a villian, which part he did the preceding night. The role of "Cornelia Carlyle," played by MissLibbie Maxon, was the fun make for the audience. Her acting was excellent and her appearance a signal for laughter. All tho remaining cast was good. The Stuttz Theater Company' are giv ing a very meritorious entertainment, and those who love the drama can pass a pleasant evening listening to the pieces rendered in this engagement. This evening the play is La Bastelle, which Mr. Stuttz in his call before the curtain last evening, stated was their star piece. The plot is tho one that gave freedom to 00,000,000 people. Tho scenery is taken from original oil paintings now in pos session of Mons.Tallerand, Paris, France. All lovers of the historical drama should eee this play. PERSONAL MENTION. -m. -m. mm m-m. i itiM 'A roecot dlfcorwy hj an old pbjKlclan. SMccKttvily ue4 jaoifUu hu thouttxndt ef iMdlt. U tbe only perfect!? mml a and reliable mcdlcluu 11 tlm tit unnrlnclDlttl drucxUU who WIHVIH n 1 v oCor taXerior medlcluM a place of tbU. Xik tor Cook'a Coltoa Hoot CoipBeuna, takt no ubf t tutt, or Incloto tl and 0 cent la pcatass to letter and wu wllWend, iealcd, by return mall, rullscalod partlculari iii plain ouvelope, to ladle ouly, 8 oUimtf. Addrtxtn I'oud Lily Coiupanr. Ko. 8 1iber lilock, JietruM. Kich. Hold lu TbeDlle by Jilukcley & Uougtou. Karl's Clover Hoot, the new blood purifier, gives freMmess and clearness to the complexion and cures constipation. 25c, 50c. and fl.00. Sold by Snipes & Klnersly, druggists. Use Mexican Silver !tove I'olibh. Mr. Smith French went to Spokane last night. . Mr. Malcolm Jameson went to Port land this morning. Mrs. Thos. Condon is in tho city visit ing her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Wiley. Mrs. Eshelman had an attack of some thing like heart failure last night, and is at present quire ill. Mr. Frank Meredith, who has been visiting at the homo of Mr. B. F. Laugh tin, loft for Salem yesterday. Mr. John Medler, one of Sherman countv's most inliuential citizens, called on Tin: Ciiuoniclk ofllco today, We reuret to learn that Col. Sinnott had a slight stroke of paralysis this morning. It was uot so serious, how ever, but that he is able tobo around at tending to business. J. B. Walters of BoiMt, Idaho, Is in the city. Mr. Walters is an old-timer, hav ing resided in The Dalles iu '50. He is now drifting toward San Francisco, where he will attend tho midwinter fair HOTEL AUltl VAI.K, Skibbe-Carl IVetz, Errkiiivillo; W J McDonald, Portland ; J Small, John J Brookhouso and wife, Dufur; J-rank Fiunlgttii, Grants; AT Hawthorn, Che noweth; Chas Withofl', San JwhiicIsco; A Petereou, Celilo. I have used Simmons Liver Regulator in my practice for the last four years, and cannot find its equal for bilious colic, dyspepsia sick or nervoiiK head ache and constipation. Jas. M. Snoitr, M. D., JMlVIYMv, Ark, Mrs Helen Stafford of San Francisco called nt Tun Ciiuoniclk ofllco this morning and for more than an hour en tered a reporter upon a subject which 1b of vital interest to all Americans. Vital is used advisedly, for her work iu life pertains to health and how to eccure it, inducing longevity of life and a pleasur able existence while living. Mrs. Stafford is o lady of refinement and comes of the best families of Eng land and Scotland. She is now a robust handsome woman, and although Bho has attained the meridian of life, is quite youthful looking and has a grace and carriage that might well bo envied. The reason of this is that sho has fol lowed precept by example. Her methods of physical culture, if followed, largely docs away with medicine, by treating cause rather than effect. Sho will give a frco lecture tomorrow night at the court house, whicli should bo packed, if there are any Americans who love their country and want to see it perpetuated by their posterity. "In three generations," said Mrs. Stafford, "the American people will have becotno so debilitated and degenerated that tho nation will bo placed in jeopardy from the very weakness of its people." Her feor is not exaggerated, if the present careless methods of living are continued for 100 years. Any thoughtful person, who will compare the sturdy physical development of Americans of revolution ary days, with those of today, cannot fail to notice a great difference for the worse. There is scarcely one American woman in a thousand who is not ailing, and she gives to her children an inher itance of weakness which handicaps them all through life. Mrs. Stafford made the remarkable statement that she can cure Brigbt's disease of the kidneys, and that when asked by skeptics: "What kind of Bright's disease there are several?" replies; "Oh, the incurable kind." Mrs. Stafford's recommendations are of the highest possible nature, and cover a wide field, viz : Wherever she has been. Stripped of all pretense or argument, her methods of healing are merely a proper and scientific exercise of the muscles of the body. She makes the standing an nouncement, in connection with her course ol lessons tnat sucli ailments as backache and headache are unknown after the third lesson. The lady is doing a great work in America. May her usefulness be broad ened until the people learn the correct methods of caring for their own bodies. The Lehigh Strike. This is probably the last day of the great Lehigh strike. The strike had widened to other branches of labor, cul minating with a walk-out of the teleg raphers, which are but remotely con nected with the strikers, and overtures for a settlement on the part of the com pany will doubtless be accepted. Penny Wise and 1'ouna Foollfch. The man or woman who does not sup port their own home paper can be pro perly classed as "penny wise and proud foolish." It brings, for instance, to your door opportunities for securing the best bargains in everything. If you want employment, then we assist you. That reminds us that the advertisement of B. F. Johnson & Co. of Richmond, Va., in another column may prove of real interest and value to you. For a sore throat thero is nothing better than a flannel bandage dampened with Chamberlain's Pain Balm. It will nearly always effect a euro in one night's time. This remedy is also a fa vorite for rheumatism and has cured very severo cise9. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley A Houghton. Shiloh's Vitalizer is what you need for dyspepsia, torpid liver, yellow skin or kidney trouble It is guaranteed to give you satisfaction. Priwi 71c Sold by Snipes A; Klnersly, druggists. IE. W. KIBLIM: So CO., DKAI.KHS IN - Everybody is invited to attend our Clothing, Hat, and Necktie 4 Party, in which good value pxevails. Boots : and : Shoes for all classes. Every aiiiele marked iu plain Umi M. Honywill. Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Fins Toilet Soaps, Ms, Brashes, Perfumery, Etc. Puro Wlnoo and Liquors for Medicinal Purposes. Compounding Phyololans' Proscrlptlonn a Spoclalty. No. 105 Second Street, Tho Dalles, Oregon. OpiKisllo Columbia Cinnly Factory. Just Arrived from New YorK - --- SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OF Jackets, FROM $3.50 UPWARDS,1 doming & Furnisis Boons r WflbXm ... At Remarkably Low Prices. SnlPHrliil Phinnhilla flmnats tift If) k-A,::;. FULL ASSORTMENT OF Winter Dry Goods, BOOTS, SHOES, HATS, ET0. Ab we are forced to SELL FOR CASH in order to aToid lawsuits (like he famous A. S. Collins and wife'e suit) and bad debts, our prices will always b found the verv lowest in the market. We invite our friends and customers to examine our goods and prices before purchasing. Closing Out Sale OP JEWELER'S GOODS. The large stock of goods at I. E. -(Mod's Jewelry Store, to be closed out at prices to suit the times. Everything Must Be Sold, Regardless of Cost. -; INCLUDING - WATCHES, CLOCKS, CHAINS, RINGS, CHARMS, PINS, TABLE-WARE, ETC. Now is tbe Time to Buy Christmas Presents. A. R. Thompson, Assignee. This Week Only. Commencing Tomorrow, Wednesday, vk will hi:ll Wool Felt Fiats, WORTH Sl.OO to $1.50 each French Felt Wats, WORTH &2.00 to ftB.OO each, Also, Great Reduction on Baby Caps. at 50 cts at $1.2 5' 112 Seoond Street. ANNA PETER S CO. FREE! FREE!! With every dozen Cabinet Photographs, one t Call at the Gallery and see samples. My work speaks for itseli TJIK DALIiLlfc, OR. T .