EIjj' YOU LAUGH SsjVSfl mock prayer. ifSE B9l A FnltlifiU Democrat HumMy llmrccheii Men's Overcoats, Take yoUr choice. $10.00 A Good Assortment to Select from. Bought a manufacturer's sample line of Overcoats and Ulsters, and now offer them at this extremely low price. Can you do better? Boys' Overcoats, ah ss, for oniy $3.00 A Good Assortment to Select from. We have re-marked our $3.50, $4.00 and $4.50 Boys' Overcoats, and you take your choice for only $3.00. : . On some we will not realize cost. Can you afford to miss this? Just Received Casi..ierc and Silk Mufflers for Gentlemen. tj. ALL GOODS MARKED j.fc. 7. IN PLAIN FIGURES. PEASE & MAYS. WE LAUGH. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. inter! the Poitofflre at The Dalle, Oregon, Mrund-claii mutter. HOLD THE FORT. Such are Hon. ISIncer Hermann' Worrti to the Settler. Clubbing List. Kcgular Our jirlre price . J150 tl.75 ...y.M ti.x KM tiS, . J 25 ftwai'lt aa J S, V. Trilinf, ftru-sirl anil Amwaa Firsifr, . . Qtuarl' ai VrCtore Ia:iZiat, . . flNai'l iti fvimapulitiB l);imr. Local Ailrrtllne. 10 Cunt'. !t lino (or lint lnwrtlon, and 5 Cent iks: ilne (or tucli nubscjuiMit ltmurtlon. jl-clnl rnton lor lone time notices. Ail local notice rw.'civixl later than 3 o'clock 111 Bpiwiir t!ie lollowliiR day. TUESDAY, DEC. 5,1893 The Daily and Weekly Chronicle may be found on tale at J. V. Nickehrn't ttore. DECEMBER DOTS. Silry Nrwalrta GarnrrMl from jiortcr'a Nuto Itouk. a Up- East Lynne tonight. School Superintendent Troy Shelley Is visiting the city schools this week. The Ilegulator noes ou tri-weekly iwvice Thursdav for the winter months. ! Mr. L. Evording left on the afternoon train for Portland, to remain during the winter. The Regulator tool: "3 head of hogs for the Pacific Packing Company to I'ortland. The local freight train came iu today with n dozen freight cart) and a herma phrodite baggage car attached. Kev. Philip Mulkey an old pioneer of Oregon, died Sunday at the residence of bis daughter, Mre. J. li. Harne, in Kugene. lie was 92 years of age. Some leading young man of this city should set the example of taking a fair companion with him to paid entertain ments. The dear girls as a rule like to witness u play, but they canuot go without an escort. A telegram reached this city today that Frunk Johns was drowned last night at Grants, but later advices dis prove the report, the occasion for the fear being his absence later than he was expected. Mr. and Mr. Kris Krlngle, assisted hy home talent, will give n rich enter tainment on the evening of the 10th hiHt. A line program is to be expected, which will be a grand treat to the au dience. Don't fail to keep this in view. Tut; CuuoNici.K warns all boys not to interfere any further with our paper curriers. They are subject to arrest for interfering with the distribution of "tail (so considered by the postal de partment) and any further malicious '(" will be inquired into and the per petrator prosecuted. At 7 o'clock thii evenlug the fair of the Uusy Gleaners open at the Chrysan themum hall. A access is already assured, Judgjng from the many chances already taken for the embroidered table scarf, foot stool and handsome doll. Many useful article will be sold at very low prices. Music, refreshments and dance at the close of the fair will no doubt attract a good crowd, J have used Simmons Liver Regulator in tuy practice for the last four years, and cannot Und its equal for bilious llc, dyspepsia sick or nervous head ache and constipation, Jah. M. Hiiomt, M, D., Butlerville, Ark. In answer to a letter of inquiry from Mr. Brent Driver of W amic, Hon. Binger Hermann has written a letter contain ing the most hopeful news yet received to the settlers, who want further time to pay for their lands. Mr. Driver is not personally interested, but hns written at the request of many of his neighbors, as he was personally acquainted with Mr. Hermann since before that gentleman I was in public life. Mr. Hermann says: t As to the extension of time to settlers I to make proof and payment on railroad I lands, you may say to all concerned that it is my opinion we Ehail succeed. .My advice to all is, make no payments until toward the last day, as we hope before that to announce the extension of time for one, and perhaps two years or more. We have favorable recommendations now from the commissioner of the general land ofiice, secretary of the in terior, and committee on public lands, and 1 expect we shall pass the bill through the house within one week after we shall reassemble in next month. .Say to the settlers to hold the fort, that we appreciate the terrible scarcity of money and will try to come to their re lief. ' Commencing Friday the 8th inst. the Regulator will make tri-weekly trips, leaving the Dalles on Mondays, Wednes days and Fridays, connecting at Cascade Locks with the Dalles City. The Dalles City will leave Portland Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays, connecting at the Cascades with the Regulator. All freight (except car lotsi will be brought through the same day. D. P. & A. N. Co. Thk Dalles, Dec. f, 1803. A Celebrated Case. SeeJal Notlcti. Till'. Dai.i.i:s, Dec. lSlW. The drill for Wednesday night, Dec. 0th, is postponed. By order of Levi C. Ciihjkman, Capt. When on a visit to Iowa, Mr. K. Dal ton of Luray, Russell county, Kan., called at the laboratory of Chamberlain & Co., Des Moines, to show them his six-year-old boy, whose life had been saved by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, it having cured him of a very severo at tack of croup. Mr. Dalton is certain that it saved his boy's life und is enthu siastic in his praise of the Remedy. For sale by Blakeley & Houghton. WOOD'H i'UOSPIIODINii ITOOaptiy una ponnaucBw cure oil forma of AVrtwu Wtakncu.Zmtuiont, Sperm otorrhea, Impotency and aU tffctU oAlnue or ixctn. Been prcacrltxxl ocr 85 dmrtmuMttr. . -,AtMn. known. Atk dracgU for Wm4' PfeewlieJUei if bo ae Mtmc wortuleM medicine la plao of this, leave uU duuoneat ftore, luclcoo prloa la letter, aul we will send by return malL Price, one package, Slll(,S3. OMVtUpUatt.tUwUlour. 1'amiiu let In plain aealed envelope, S oenU postage. AildreM Tbe IV-oof Chewlcal Co., lit Woodward avenne, Detroit, Mob. Hold In ThePallw hy Ulnkcley & Houston. l'Kturge. Moore's ranch, about three miles south of The Dalles, has unexcelled pasturage and any one who desires to avuil them selves of the fact can secure reasonable terms upon application. J"tf WOOD! ttOOOl WOOD! Best grades oak, llr, pine and slab wood. OHice 133 Second street. All orders promptly attended to. tf M.vish & Benton. Ask your dealer for Mexican Silver Stove Polish. The scats were all filled at Wingate hall last night to witness "A Celebrated Case." Ifis a thrilling drama of war time in France, wherein a combination ol circumstances operates against a brave soldier and he is convicted and sen tencedas a galleyjslave. "Jack Rennud," the hero, is represented in the cast by J G. Stuttz. It is needless to eay he is.be vond criticism. He has invested the character with a power unapproached by any living actor, and combines perfect naturalness with the dramatic demands of the character. Mrs. E. Alma Stuttz, as "Adrian," and Llbbie (Xoxon as "Velontine," showed abilities of a high order, while the support was ample to sustain the chief roles. The "Count de worney" uy ti. a. lieiuon, wno is a rising artist and destined to be better known. The child actress won the hearts ol the audience by her artless naivette and really good acting. She is but four years old, and great things are to be expected of her when she matures. Two illuminated tableaus intensified the thrilling interest of the play last night, and taken as a whole, "a Celebrated Case" exceeded expectations, which were of a high standard because it has been played here most meritoriously by home talent. The play tonight is the great emotional drama "East Lynne." It is a favorite with the ladies, who should supply themselves with a liberal number of handkerchiefs, for it appeals strongly to the sentiments. Pity for the unfortunate Isabel contends for the mastery, despite her crime against her husband. Miss Nixon, as the eccentric Cornelia, is said to be the best delineator of that charac ter in the United States, and is a fitting foil for the heavy work of J. G. and E. Alinu Schutz. PERSONAL MENTION. Mr. Carl Peetz, a prominent farmer of the Erskinville country, is in the city touay W II Ml' L.. f H I. . . . t . ,. -nr. iius owjii oi ivii, tvuu vus ru norted iniured bv an accident, has com pletely recovered. Klu.rlir'r A Wmi-iI ri.lnrni'il Intt nichr. v.v.... ... ' ' " - --..-- . - - - - - - - - from Astoria, where he has been in attendance at the convention of sheriffs. Mrs. Helen Stall'ord of San Francisco is in the city. Mrs. Stafford conies in the interest of the science of physical culture and will give a lecture at the court house tomorrow evening, should nothing intervene. Umatilla House, Monday Geo C Smith, Cruin; R A Laughlin, Wanin itia; GeoSeaberg, Portland; TW Gla vey, Dufur; Adam Appel, Portland; D M tlennau, Antelope; Hoy Marvin, Du fur; Alex Bohno, Geo Sebrinjf, Dufur; Arthur Seufert, Dalles; J P Abbott, Wapinitia ; Geo W Moody, Tygh ; W L Hendricks, W O Knapp, Mrs Helen' Stoll'ord, Chicago; J II Houser, Van couver; J B McGill, Wnniic; J h Lucky Olo Dabol, Eugene Lucky, Prinevilloj Jus Brown, lygn; l iici.ennun, aiiu-i OPOJ X 11 JOIIIISIOII, luim, u n nun- hull, Goldendalo; L Coblentz, H Ton mele. T D Condon, Win Norseman, U H Smith, F Joslyn. Portlund; K T PiirkimrHi. Salem: J D 'lunny, Antel ope; M L Oliver, Wapinitia ; Mrs i Ciin- K 't I l I J ....Inn M 1 II'. ningliam unu iuu, ninBiy. Mulley, J B Scanlau, -North Powder. Sklbbe-Thonias Phillips, Salt Lake, Utah; Frank Fern, Heppner; . J. McDonald, M Dochansky, R Brenner, Portlond; Ijuo Rondeau, Kingsley; A Peterson, Celllo; Frank Brown, Ante lope; J Wulker, J Snecal, Dufur. M.MtltlKU At the residence of the bride's par ents, Richard Palmer, near Dufur. -Nov. 30th Susannah Smith to l-red J. Keller, by C. D. Doyle, J. J'. Mexican Sli7er Stove Polieh causes no dust. A friend hands us the following, taken irom the Gunnison (Col) Tribune, whlcl is worth reading. It is ns follows : TO ALMIGHTY CLEVELAND, Previous to the closo of the democratic county convention, Edward Croko, mayor of Irwin, arose and all the dele gates reverently bowed their heads while ho offered prayer to Almighty Cleveland. The voice was filled with emotion and tho reporter found it difficult to got every word. But here it is : Oh, almighty and all-powerful Cleve land, who art in Washington, when not fishing; thou who art the father of Ruth and Ruth's sister, and of Mary Hatpin's boy, Oscar, and the god-father of the democratic party, (it's father wouldn't own it if he were here,) we hail thy name as the great political prophet of the century. We bow down before thee in political obedience. When thou sayest go, we go, when thou sayest come, wo come. We have no desire but to serve thee. If thou sayest black is white wo will swear to it and lick the everlasting stuflin' out of tho man who disputes it. When thou takest snuff wo will sneeze ; when thou sayest free silver we will echo thy words ; when thou sayest gold then gold it is. We are democrats after the improved modern type. Our busi ness is to vote tho ticket and vote 'or straight. What is it to us whether we have free silver or not? We are but dogs, that eat of the crumbs that fall from our masters' tables. When the crumbs fall we wag our tails; when they fall fast we wag faster; when they don't fall we stand and wait until they do. Thiu is democracy. This is the kind of democracy which elected thee, our great and almighty Cleveland. Oh, most adored master, we love thee for what thou hast not done for us. We love thee because thou art Cleveland. We humbly surrender ourselves to thee. Do with us as thou wilt. Though wheat is but -10 cents a bushel we love thee; though cotton is low we love thee; though business is dull we love thee ; though thousands, millions, are out of employ ment we love thee; though our wife, the dear companion of our bosom, is scant ily dressed and looks so shabby she can't go to church we love thee; though we are sinking deeper in debt and poverty is knocking at the door, and hunger is staring U3 in the face, we love thee still. This shows our great faith and love for thee. Our wive3 and children we are willing to sacrifice, even as ,'the Hindoo mother sacrifices her offspring by throw ing it under the crushing wheels of the juggernaut. Oh, mighty Cleveland, words cannot express our love for thee. We love our party, too. What care we about the many promises it made. We know it promised free silver, and we know it won't give it to us, but we stick to the party. We know we said if it did not do the things it promised to do we would leave it, but we lied when we said it. We thought then we had some manhood about us, but we ain't. We have no independence. Thou, oh mighty Cleveland, hast all the manhood and in dependence in the party. We are fools, liars, lickspittles, mudsills. We have no business to want anything or to Fay anything. Last year we favored free silver, and now we have to oppose it. We favored it then because we thought it was riurht. We oppose it now, most adored master, because thou tellest us to. Ain't we a honey of the first water? Did ever dog serve his master more faithfully? Did ever a dog get less for it? Oh, mighty master, we are ever ready to serve thee and party. All the pay we ask is to be patted on tho bpek by some local politician .and called a good democrat. We ain't got any sense. We don't want any, only enough to vote tho ticket. It don't take any sense to bo good democrat. What a joyful thought! We don't havo to think. We don't have to worry. Our work is all mapped out for us. All that is expected is to do what we are told to do. Wo thank thee, oh Cleveland, that we are democrats. We thank thee for tho panic, Wo thank theo for tho hungry and idle men and women in tho land. Wo thank theo for low juices. AVe thank thee for thu banks that have busted and tho thousands of business failures since thou has como into power. Wo thank theo for hard times. Wo thank thee for tho rags our children wear. Wo thank thee for tho clothes our wives need and can't get. Wo thank thee for what thou hast dono for tho banker and what thou bust not dono for tho people. Wo thank theo for all these things because it is our duty as a good democrat to do so. It muy bo "against tho grain," but we will tuko our med icine. We will work our wives to death, stui ve our children, sacrifice our homes, crucify liberty and kill prosperity, will never go back on our dear party, and on theo, our most udored Cleveland. Thou art of more accouut than all of us put to gether. Thou knowest more than the south and west. Callus fools; spit in our faces; wipe your feet on us; we will love theo all tlie more, ahu now, our great political father, wo leave us in thy care. Do with us as thou wilt. Kick stiver Into tho middle of the next century; give more privileges to the national banks; Issue more bonds; pre serve the McKlnloy bill: establish state banks; foster trusts; bribe congressmen with patronage; fish whenever thou wilt, und hunt snipe whenever thou rarest to, and wo will Indorse everything thou doest, carry Cleveland roosters, campaign torches and foreverinoio sing thv praise. Amen. H3. W. KCBLDL 5c CO., DKAI.KUS IN- Drugs, Medicines and Chemicals, Fine Toilet Soaps, Combs, Brashes, Pcrfninery, Etc, Puro VYInos and Liquors for Medicinal Purpooes. Compounding Phyalolnns' Presorlptlono a Spoolalty. No. 10.r) Second Street, Tho Dalles, Oregon. OpimMto Columbia Cnndy Factory. i LI Just Arrived from new York SPLENDID ASSORTMENT OF todies' Jackets, . . . from $3.50 upwards; Gifting & Furmsfting At Remarkably Low Prices. LilLSpWM Chinchilla Overcoats $5.50. 1 VVIjIj AOOUil IAIEhYI Uf If? Winter Drv Goods. W:!m!:i J FULL ASSORTMENT OF BOOTS, SHOES, HATS, ETC. As we are forced to SELL FOR CASH in order to avoid lawsuits (liko he famous A. S. Collins and wife's suit) and bad debts, our prices will always b found the verv lowest in the market. We invite our friendB and customers to examine our sroods and prices before purchasing. Closing Out Sale OF JEWELER'S GOODS. The large stock of goods at 1. 1 Garretson's Jewelry Store, i to be closed out at prices to suit the times. Everything Must Be Sold, Regardless of Cost. : INCLUDING - WATCHES. CLOCKS, CHAINS, RINGS, CHARMS, PINS, TABLE-WARE, ETC. Now is the Time to But Christmas Presents. A. R. Thompson, Assignee. This Week Only. Commencing Tomorrow, Wednesday, WE WILL si:i.i, Wool Felt Hats, WORTH ftl.OO to $1.50 each French Felt Hats, WORTH 2.00 to $3.00 ea Also, Great Reduction on Baby Caps. at 50 6ts. , at $1.2$. ach, " J 112 Second Street. ANNA PETER SCO. Free! Freeh With every dozen Cabinet Photographs, one , oLifeStee Crayon.Jo Call at the Gallery and see samples. My work speaks for ltselt THE DALLLKS, OK. t