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Chronicle
VOL. VI.
THE DALLES, OREGON, MONDAY, JUNE 19, 1893.
11 V. J
The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
Published Dally, Sunday Excepted.
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H. R1DDELL Attornky-at-Law Office
Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon.
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TMJFDR. Si MENEl'EE - ATTOESBTS - AT
JU' LAW Rooms 42 and 43, over Post
Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street
The Dalles, Oregon.
A . BENNETT. ATTORNE Y-AT-LAW. Of
-TV. dee In Schanno's building, up stairs. The
Dalles, Oregon.
F. P. MAYS. B. 8..HUNTINGTON. H. 8. WILSON
MAYS. HUNTINGTON & WILSON Attob-NBY8-AT-I.AW
Offices, French's block over
nrst national Bank. i uaiies. Oregon.
VX7 II. WILSON Attornby-at-law Rooms
T . 52 and 63, New Vogt Block, Second Street,
Tne Dalles, Oregon.
fR. E8HELJ1AN (HOMEOPATHIC; PHYSICIAN
jls ana surgeon. uuus answerea
promptly,
No. 36 and
B7 Chapman block.
wtf
rv R. O. D. D O A N E PHYSICIAN AND 8UB-
1 7 gbon. Office: rooms 5 and 6 Chapm
Block. Residence: 8. E. corner Court and
Fourth streets, sec md door from the corner,
Office hours 9 to 12 A. II., 2 to 5 and 7 to 8 P. M.
SIDDALL DBNTI8T. -
Gas given for the
i . painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
a teetn
Sign of
et ou flowed aluminum
late. Rooms :
the Golden Tooth, Seconc
Street
SOCIETIES.
WASCO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. & A. M. Meets
first and third Monday of each month at 7
rALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6.
U Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday
of each month at 7 P. M.
M
ODERN
WOODMEN
OF THE WORLD.
Mt. Hood Camp No. 59, Meets Tuesday even
ing of each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7:30 p. m.
c
OLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. O.
O. F. Meets
everv Friday evening at 7 :30 o'clock, in K
:.iu K
streets.
of P. hall, corner Second and Court
Sojourning brothers are welcome.
H. Clough, Bec'y. H. A. Bills, N. G.
FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. MeeU
every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in
8chanuo's building, corner of Court and Second
streets. 8oJourning members are cordially In
vited. W. 8. Cram.
D. W.Vatjsh, K. of R. and 8. C. C
ASSEMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K.
of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes
days of each month at 7 :30 p. m.
WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE
UNION will meet every Friday afternoon
at 3 o'clock at the reading room. All are invited.
Harmon Lodge No. 501, I. O.
weekly meetings Friday
O. T. Regulnr
at ft t u .
Fraternity Hall. All are invited.
L. C. Chrism an, C. T. R. c. Fleck, Se
TEMPLE LODGE NO.
8. A. O. U. W. Meets
X. in Fraternity Hall,
over Kellers. n Rwnml
street, Thursday evenings at 7:30.
Paul Kreft,
W. 8 Mybbs, Financier. M. W.
J AS. NE8MITH POST, No. 32, G. A. R. Meets
every Saturday at 7:80 p. m., in the K. of P.
Hall.
B.
OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon tn
the K. of P., Hall. '
GESANG VE REIN Meets every
evening in the K. of P. Hall.
Sundav
T OF L, F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in
MJm K. of e. Hall tne first and third Wednes
day oi each month, at 7:30 p. m.
THE CHURCHES.
ST. PETERS CHURCH Rev. Father Brons
gkbst Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at
7 a. m.
7 P. M. v
High Mass at 10:30 a. m. Vespers at
ST. PAULS CHURCH Ujiion Street, opposite
Fifth. Rev. EliD.SutcUffe Rector. Services
Snndav
School 9:45 A.
Evening Prayer on Friday at
7:so
TTIIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. Tay
A lob, Pastor. Morning services every Sab
bath at the academy at 11 a. m. Sabbath
School immediately after morning services.
Prayer meeting Friday evening' at Pastor's resi
dence. Union services in the court house at 7
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C.
Curtis, Pastor. Services everv Sundav at 11
and 7 p
service,
Strangers cordially invited. Seats free.
M.
E. CHURCH Rev. J. Whiblbb, pastor.
Services everv Snndnv mnminvnt n . ,n
8unday School at 12:20 o'clock p m. Epworth
... i. 1 1 i, s e:- meeiing every
Thursday evening at 7:30 o'clock. A cordial in
vitation is extended by both pastor and people
Co all.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH Esv. J. W. Jbwkins,
Pastor. Preaching in the Concreiratioual
Church each Lords Day
at 3 p.
All ore
normally invitea
Evang. Lutheran church, Ninth street. Rev. A.
Horn, pastor. Services at 11:30 a. m. Sunday
school at 2:30 p. m. A cordial welcome to every
W ...
FRENCH 8t CO.,
BANKERS.
TRANSACT A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS
Letters of Credit issued available in
Eastern States.
he
Sight Exchange and Telegraphic
Transfers sold on New York, Chicago, St.
Louis, San Francisco, Portland Oregon,
Seattle Wash., and various points in Or
egon and Washington.
Collections made at all points on fav
orable terms.
o. SCHENCK,
President
. M. Beau.
Cashier.
First Rational Bank.
:he dalles,
OREGON
A General Banking Business transacted
ueposits received, subject to Sight
Draft or Check.
Collections made and proceeds promptly
Si
ght and Telegraphic Exchange sold o
New York, San Francisco and Port
land.
DIRECTORS.
D. P. Thompson. Jno. S. Schenck.
Ed. M. Williams, Geo. A. Liebk.
H. M. Beall.
THE DALLES
National Bank,
Of DALLES CITY, OR.
President - -Vice-President,
Cashier, - -
- Z. F. Moody
Charles Hilton
M. A. Moody
General Banking Business Transacted.
Sight Exchanges Sold on
NEW YORK,
SAN FRANCISCO,
CHICAGO
and PORTLAND
OR.
Collections made on
favoreble terms
at all accessible points.
House
Moving!
Andrew Velarde
IS prepared to do any and all
kinds of work in his line at
reasonable figures. Has the
largest house moving outfit
in Eastern Oregon..
.
Address P.O.Box 181, The Dalles
S. L. YOUNG,
: : JEWELER : :
Watches and Jewelry repaired to order on
v.. . nuiiuL, una oauoittcuuu guarantee!
AT THE
Store of I. C. Nickelsen, 2d St. The Dalle
Chas. Allison,
-Dealer in-
IS-
Headquarters at Ohas. Lauer's.
Having had a fine harvest of natural ice the
st In the world. I am nrenared to furnish in
any quantity and at bottom prices.
CHAS. ALLISON.
W.H.YOUNG,
Blac & wasflD 8Hop
General Blacksmithing and Work done
promptly, and all work
Guaranteed.
Horse Shoeing a Speciality
Third Street opp. Lietie's oli Stand.
C. F. STEPHENS,
DEALER IN
Dry Goods
LOTHING
Boots, Shoes, Hats, Ktc.
Ktc.
Etc.
Etc.
Second St., The Dalles?.
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"Tie Regulator W
Tie Dalles, Portland and Astoria
Navigation Co.
THROUGH
Flint ana Passenger Line
Aurougn uany service (Sundays ex
cepted) between The Dalles and Port
land. Steamer Regulator leaves The
Dalles at 7 a. m. connecting at Cascade
locks witn steamer Dalles City;
Steamer Dalles City leaves Portland
(Yamhill street dock) at 6 a. m. con
necting with steamer Regulator for The
yanes.
PASSENGER KAXKS.
One way
Round trip . . ,
.$2.00
. 3.00
Freight Rates Greatly Reduced.
Shipments received at wharf any time,
day or night, and delivered at Portland
on arrival. Live stock shipments
ioucitea. yja.ii on or address.
W.
C. ALLAWAY,
General Agent
F. LAUGH LI N ,
General Manager.
THE DALLES,
OREGON
ptfesh Paint I
W. C. Gilbert hereby sends
His compliments to every friend
And enemy if he has any '
Be they few or be they many.
The time for painting now has come,
And every one desires a home
That looks fresh and clean and new,
As none but a good painter can do.
Painting, papering and glazing, too,
W ill make your old house look quite new.
He will take your work either way,
By the job or by the day.
If you have work give him a call,
He'll take your orders, large or small.
Respectfully, ,
w.
C. GILBERT
P. O. Box No. 3,
THL DALLES,
OR.
The St Charles Hotel,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
This old, popular and reliable house
has been entirely refurnished, and every
room has been re papered and repainte
and newly carpeted throughout. The
house contains 170 rooms and is supplied
with every modern convenience. Rates
reasonable. A good restaurant attached
to the house. Frer bus to and from all
trains.
C. W. KNOWLES, Prop.
JOHN PASHEK,
Merchant Tailor,
76 Court Street,
Next door to Wasco Sun Office.
Has just received a fine line of Samples
for spring and summer Suitings.
Come and See the New Fashions.
Cleaning and Repairing
to order. Satisfaction guaranteed.
GHflS. ADAJIS,
Shoemaker
No Fit, No Pay
Union St., opp. Etuopean House.
I . .
NEWS FROM HAWAII
Raising of the National Flag Oyer the
Palace June 21
FINAL BLOW TO THE MONARCHY
The Indebtedness of the Government
to Claus Spreckels has been
Liquidated.
Honolulu, June 10. For the first time
in the history of the Hawaiian Islands
the Hawaiian national flag was floated
over the palace June 2d. The formal
occupation of the palace by the provi
sional government and the raising of the
national emblem over it are regarded by
the annexationists generally and by
many of the natives as a final blow to
the monarchy. The building was form
ally dedicated to its new uses June 5th,
with little ceremony, in which the troops,
the government band and the officials
participated. June 3d the government
paid to Clans Spreckles $95,000 owed to
him, and there is a feeling of relief
among the officials that the government
is no longer under obligations to him.
Spreckels denies that he was actuated by
a desire to embarrass the government by
demanding the return of money loaned
by him. He, says it was merely a busi
ness transaction ; the debt was overdue
and he wanted his money.
Minister Blount is anxious to return
home, and both the royalists and annex
ationists would be glad to have the ques
tion settled one way or the other. The
idea of a protectorate is still in favor
with the annexationists.
The provisional government has passed
a law giving the attorney -general discre
tionary powers in admitting to bail per
sons cnargeu witn murder, treason or
seditious offenses. Heretofore all of
fenses have been bailable, and this new
law is considered to be a further precau
tion on the part of the government to
prevent conspiracies and to shut off roy
alist and native newspapers from too
severely criticising the government.
C. W. Wilder, son of Vice-President
Wilder, has been appointed consul-gen
eral at San Francisco, vice F. S. Pratt
removed.
iviinister and airs, uiount left lor a
short visit to Kaui, and though they will
be gone only until June 11th, rumors of
impending trouble began to arise before
the steamer bearing the "peace maker,"
as Mr. Blount is called, had fairly got
ten outside of Honolulu harbor. The
royalists claimed to have received reli
able information that the provisional
government had decided to deport the
ex-queen on the steamer City of Pekin,
due from China June 7th. They pre
pared to resist any such attempt and
men were placed on guard at the ex-
queen's house to give the deporters a
warm reception . It is stated that Parker
requested the British minister to move
his legation to the ex-queen's residence,
thus placing Liliuokalani under the pro
tection of the British flag, but the min
ister refused. Major Wodehouse, how
ever, says there is not a word of truth
in the story. The officers of the provi
sional government say they have no in
tention of taking harsh measures against
the ex-ruler.
The provisional government played its
trump card June 9th by publishing the
text of the power of attorney given by
Liliuokalani to Paul R. Neumann when
he went to the United States to work
against annexation. The annexationists
claim that the execution of this power
of attorney destroys the chief argument
of the queen , that she yielded to the
superior force of the United States, as
in it she acknowledged that she made
an unconditiopal surrender to the pro
visional government. They further call
attention to the fact that she had no
thought of her people, but thought only
of her financial welfare, and that it was
plain offer of sale on her part.
THE VIKING SHIP.
Welcomed With Booming Cannon,
Screamlns Whistles, Etc.
Niw York, June 17. Those hardy
Norseman, Captain Anderson and crew,
sailed into the port of New York today
with the counterpart of the Viking ship
of old, and were given a reception far
different from what their ancestors re
ceived 400 years before Columbus landed
on the shores of the new world. The
Viking came down from New London,
Conn., in tow. She. was met by a steam
barge with a committee of reception on
board. There was a great blowing of
whistles and dipping of flags, and the
band played the Viking march. When
the Viking passed Uncle Sam's crack
Monitor Miantonomah had hardly
ceased booming her guns before a sound
like a big fire-cracker came across the
water. The Norseman was answering
the salute from six little cannon. The
Viking dropped anchor alongside the
Miantonomah. Captain Sicard, of the
Miantonomah, paid an official visit.
Then the crew were taken on .board the
Laura M. Starin, where they were wel
comed to America by a committee and
many of their countrymen who live
here.
THE POPULISTS IN KANSAS.
To Educate tbe People Into This Method
of Raising Revenues.
Topkka, Kan., June 17. Lieutenant
Governor Daniels wiil at once enter into
the organization of "graduated estate
clubs," for the purpose of educating the
people into this method of raising reve
nues, and at the same time strike a
blow at concentrated wealth. He pro
poses to levy a tax upon all incomes as
follows : One per cent on incomes of
Tl,000,000 to $2,000,000, 3 per cent on
$2,000,000 to $5,000,000, 8 per cent on
$8,000,000 to $10,000,000, and 10 per cent
on all over $10,000,000. He estimates
that such a tax will create a revenue of
about $2,000,000,000. and thus red line
the taxation now indirectly paid by the
poor people. Clubs will be formed in
yew ork and Pennsylvania by the
committee. It is alleged that they will
get aid in the campaigns of those states.
Women l'repa'rine for a Campaign.
Topbka, Kan., June 17. The presi
dent of the Kansas Equal Suffrage Asso
ciation yesterday issued an address an
nouncing the opening of the suffrage
campaign, which will begin in Septem
ber, fshe appeals to those favoring this
move to do such work as will carry the
amendment in this state. The success,
she says, will carry the reform from
ocean to ocean, while defeat will give
the movement a set-back which will
take a long time to recover from. The
national organization will assist in this
campaign, directing the speakers as well
as giving money. The campaign will be
a vigorous one. The women are deter
mined to carry the state, and will use
every means known to politics.
Slippery Steps.
Portland, Or.
Messrs. G. W. R. Mfg
Dec. 7, 1892.
Co., 325 Front
ec, city :
Dear Sirs Owing to the heavy frost
on the night of Dec. 5th, I sustained a
severe fall when leaving my residence
yesterday morning, falling the entire
length of the front steps. I had to be
assisted into the house, and upon exam
ination found a severe bruise upon my
left hip. Hearing of Congo Oil I sent
for a bottle, and am happy to state that
three applications removed the soreness
and today . I feel all right. It is truly a
wonderful healer. Yours truly,
J. G. Paul,
610 Fourth St.
ELECTRIC FLASHES.
Chief Justice Fuller h as I decidedjinan
open fair, whicbsettles thelong contro
versy. Returns show that out of 110,000
Chinese in the United States 13,139 reg
istered. The German elections showthat tHO
will vote for the army bill and 114
against.
Lizzie Borden will probablv be ac
quitted. Suspicion now points to the
adopted son of Lizzie Borden's uncle,
who has not been heard of since the
murder.
It Should Be in Every House
J. B. Wilson, 371 Clay St., Sharps-
burg, Pa., says he will not be without
Dr. King's New Discovery for consump
tion, coughs and colds, that it cured his
wife who was threatened with pneumonia
after an attack Of "la grippe," when
various other remedies and several phy
sicians had done her no good. Robert
Barber, of Cooksport, Pa., claims Dr.
King's New Discovery has done him
more good than anything he ' ever used
for lung trouble. Nothing like it. Try
it. Free trial bottles at Snipes & Kin-
ersly's. Large bottles, 50c. and1.00.
I will f urn ish ice to any and all patrons
at 25 cents per 100 pounds. Leave' or
ders at C. F. Lauer's, or on the wagon.
C. E. Allison.
Wanted.
in private
Situation
private fami v.
to do
office.
5.3t
housework.
Address Chronicle
Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report.
FUN.
The Comedian Talks Pleasantly
About His Trade.
He Thinks That Laughter Is Infections,
or Contagious, and Cites d Funny In
cident in Support of His
Novel Theory.
Did it ever strike you, as it often has
me, that the word "fun" is in itself
funny? asks Thomas Q. Seabrooke,
the comic opera fun maker, in the
Chicago Post. In fact, to me, he con
continues, the word and its derivatives
are the funniest things about it. We
often hear of comedians who are "fune
really funny" and to own the truth, I
am much afraid I shall be checked up
in that class, should this article appear
in cold type but it is really funny that
that same dismal word would be "fun-e-rcally"
if we but changed the division
of its syllables.
The old dictionaries set down "fun"
as "a low -word," and its definition as
"vulgar merriment;" bnt I think modern
merry makers have reformed all that.
It is a long exploded notion that in or
der to be funny one must be indeeent.
To define fun is most difficult, and
when I am asked to do so I feel like
quoting Emerson: "If you ask me how
I dare say so, or why.it is so, I am the
most helpless of mortal men."
Fun embraces the entire range of wit
and humor. I believe all perfect hu
manity enjoys a 5okc, but as regards
that which seems most comical to one
another may not be able to see any
thing humorous in it whatever. Humor,
that is to say the juxtaposition of the
incongruous, is nearly if not always ri
diculous, and at the ludicrous we laugh.
It has been said that we laugh at humor,
but not at wit. This is hardly true,
although the amount of laughter in
cited by refined wit is vastly different
from that which broad humor compels.
It is a question in my mind whether
or not laughter js always caused by
merriment. I have known persons who
laughed most when they were very an
gry. While crossing one of Chicago's
crowded thoroughfares during the past
week there was a terrific explosion
within ten feet of me, and the cover of
a man-hole went careening toward
THOMAS Q. SEABROOKE.
the top of a sky-scraper. I ducked
my head, dodged, then ran for
my life. A pair of white horses
attached to a blue cab ran into
mc, knocked off my hat and I was be
spattered with mud. The spectators
laughed; I laughed too: this proves
th;;t laughter is infectious, or con
tagious, or whatever you like. There
was certainly nothing very amusing in
the situation to me. and yet I laughed
with the crowd. I remembered that I
had been struggling for years to have
people laugh at rae, and so I thought
best to be gay, and thereupon I stooped
blithely, picked up my wounded hat
and walked merrily away.
"It's onough to make a horse laugh,
is a common expression which we may
suppose arose from the usually accepted
fact that horses never do laugh. The
ability to enjoy wit and hnmor i!s one of
the nobler instincts of mankind, and in
proof of this the fact is cited that brutes
do not possess this faculty. It is, how
ever, a mistake to say that dogs, for in
stance, do not have a realization of a
sense of fun, and in this they are shown
to be superior to all other members of
the animal kingdom. I knew a Skye
terrier who would actually weep and
laugh upon provocation. Many a time
have I seen the tears streaming from
his eyes, and when he was tickled I
have noticed a broad grin upon his face.
It is an axiom that we judge of a peo
ple better by their popular songs than
by their sermons, and I think all will
agree that the world is brighter and
better for its laughter.
"They cannot be complete In aught
W ho are not humorously prone;
A man without a merry thought
Could hardly have a funny bone. "
Trite but true is the oft quoted
"Laugh and the world laughs with you,
weep and you weep alone;" so let us
laugh. As to what we shall laugh at is
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