The Dalles Daily Chroniele. THE DALLES OREGON WEDNESDAY APR. 19, 18P3 Published Daily, Sunday Excepted. bt ' ; rsl ; THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. Ooraer Second and Washington Streets, Dalles, Oregon. The Terms of Subscription Per Year month, by carrier Ingle coriy .to 00 . 50 5 A Philosophical Family. Amelia has pimples, and sores in the head, From humors internal her nose has grown red; She's a boil on her neck that's as big as a bell, But in other respects she is doing quite well. . ."" 1 ' And pa has dyspepsia, malaria and gout. His liands with salt-rheum are all broken out; He is prone to" rheumatics that makes his legs h swell, i But in other respects be is doing quite well. And ma has night-sweats and a troublesome cough, Thatall of our doctors can't see n to drive off; -She wakes every night and coughs quite a spell, But in other, respects she is doing quite well. There" IB ''BOtlling like philosorihyr't- iielp one bear the ilia of life, but in the .case of this family what ia most needed is a good supply of Dr. Pierce's olden Medical Discovery. It would cleanse Amelia's bad blood, cure pa's ailments',' and check, ma's cough. The "Golden Medical Discovery," by ita action on the liver, cleanses the system of impurities. It cures humors, ulcers, boils, scrofula, salt-rheum, erysipelas, and all kinds of sores and swellings. The only guaran teed piooa-pnriner. - A Smart Lad. The man who puts no heart in his work is doomed to failure. He may walk the commonplace lines of a clerk or book keeper, but he will never win the con fidence or gain the affection of his em ployers. A western preacher gives the following humorous account of a test to which he submitted one of hia bbys : "I said the other day :' Wife, that boy has "reached a period when we ought to find oat what he is going to do,' and so we got np an original experiment. We put him in the parlor with a Bible, an apple and one dollar, and I said:' Wife, we will go and leave him. If, when we get back he ia poring over that Bible he will fol low my profession and we will make a minister out of him. If he is examining that apple we will make a farmer oat of him. If he has got that dollar in his pocket, we will make a lawyer or a bank er out of him.' When we came back that hoy was sitting on the Bible, eating the apple out of one hand and holding the dollar tight in the other, and I said, "Wife that boy is a hog: we will make a politician out of him.' " Specimen Cases. S. H. Clifford, New Cassel, Wis., was troubled with neuralgia and rheuma tism, his stomach was. disordered, his liver was affected to an alarming de gree, appetite tell away, and he was terribly reduced in flesh and strength. Three bottles of Electric Bitters cured him. Edwd Shepherd, Harriaburg, HI had a running sore on hia leg of eight years' standing. Used three bottles of Electric Bitters and seven boxes of Bucklen'a Arnica Salve, and hia leg is sound and well. John Speaker, Cataw ba, O., had five large fever sores on his leg, doctors said he was incurable. One bottle Electric Bittera and one box Bucklen'a Arnica Salve cured him en tirely. Sold at Snipes & Kinerely's urug store. The steam schooner Alice Blanchard, which became disabled off Cape Foul- weather and finally drifted into Yaquina bay on the fifth mat. and went high and dry on the sand spit, was successfully pulled off by the Oregon Pacific Rail road Company's tug Resolute. Now Try This. It will cost you nothing and will sure Jy do you good, if you-have a cough, cold, or any trouble with throat, chest or lungs. Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, coughs and colds is guar anteeil to give relief, or money will be paid back. Sufferers from la grippe found it just the thing and under its use had a speedy and thorough recov- eay. Try a sample bottle at our ex pense, and learn for yourself iust how good a thing it is. Trial bottles free at Snipes & Kinerely's drug store. Large size ouc anai. Good Job Printing. If you have your job printing done at The Chronicle yon will have the ad vantage of having it done with the most modern and approved type, with which we keep continually supplied. All jobs under the direct supervision of one of the most successful and artistic printers in the Northwest. My wife was confined to her oed for over two months with a very severe at tack ot rheumatism. We could get nothing that would afford htx any re lief, and as a last resort gave Chamber lain's Pain Balm a trial. To our great surprise she began to improve after the first application, and by using it regu larly she was soon able to get up and attend to her house work. E. H. John son , of C. J. Knutson & Co., Kensington, Minn. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blake ley & Houghton. look Over lour County Warrants. All county warrants registered prior to June 1, 1889, will be paid if pre. sented at my office, corner Third and. Washington streets. Interest ceases on and after this date. The Dalles, March 31, 1893. Air-. . . r-L, ,rv i - - f'i TV IhLlAni iUlUULL, 4 7kV? WfiTOdifajflo rflounty ' . HbD. FPU A CASE IT WILL NOT CURE. An nirreeable Laxative and NERVE TON Id Sold by Druggists or sent by mail. 25c., 50c , and $1.00 per package. Samples free tfg STf The Favorite TOOTH POWSSX BLW M.W ?or the Teeth and Breath. 25c Por rale by Snipes & Klnersly. Rheumatism, Lumbago, Sciatica. Kidney Complaints, .tomBack. & c B3. SANDEN'S ELEQHjftC BELT With Electro-Magnetic SUlFENSORY. 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ALLES, - OREGON 3aV"Dealei3 in Wine a, Liquors and Cigars. Milwaukee Beer on Draught. ' pfesh Paint 1 I i ' v W. C. Gilbert hereby sends His compliments to every friend And enemy if he ha any Be they few or be they many. The time for painting now has come. And every one desires a home That looks fresh and clean and new, As none but a good painter can do. Painting, papering and glazing, too, Will make your old house look quite new. Hewill take your work either way. By the job or by the day. , If you have work give him a call, He'll take your orders, large or small. Respectfully, W. C. GILBERT P. 0. Box Ko. 3, THL DALLES, OR. A- A. Brown, Keeps a full assortment of Staple and Fancy Groceries, and Provisions. which be offers at Low Figures. SPEGIflli x PHIGES to Cash Buyers. is Vd D?i iftftSlt -2i9flrl Hipest Cash Prices for Ems and other Prate. 170 SECOND STREET. W. E. GARRETSON, Leaning Jeweler. SOLE AGKST FOR THE All Watch Work Warranted. Jewelry Made to Order. 138 Second St., The Dalles. Or. The Dalles GigaF : Faetofy FIBST STEBET. FACTORY NO. 105. CJd- A PC of the Best Brands AXVIO manufactured, and orders from all parts of the country filled on tne soonest notice. The reputation of THE DALLEH r,T- GAR haa become firmly established, and the demand for the home manufactured article is increasing eve .ALALRJCH & SON '880H0 .H .Tj m : a. I. C. NICKELSEN'S. POLAND CHINA HOGS Come and see them , or write. All letters D. BUNNELL, Pipe work, Tin Repairs ami Roofing MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE. , Shop on Third Street, next door west of Young & Kuss' Blacksmith Shop. THE DALLES MERCANTILE CO. SOLE AGENTS FOR THE DALLES, BRAIN ARD & ARMSTRONG'S FINE LINE OF UNDERWEAR No. 390 to 394, 2d DEALERS EN: laple ana Faqcy Gmies, Hay, Grain Masonic Block. Corner Third and From THyBINflli or INTERIOR Points THE RHILROHD Is the line to take TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH. It Is the Dining; Car' Route. It runs Through VesUbuled Trains every day in the year to p. p&ul and Chicago NO CHANGE OF CAES. Composed of Dinine Cars unsurpassed. -TTill-rnan Drawing Room Sleepers of latest equipment. TOURIST SLEEPING CARS Best that can be constructed, and in which accommodations are both Free and Furnished for holders of First and Second-class Tickets, and ELEGANT DAY COACHES A continuous line, connecting with all lines, ctuuiuxug ujiwl uuu uuiuieixupieu service. Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secured in advance through any agent of the road. THROUGH TIGKETS England and Europe can tx To and from all 1..iiTfL. In 1 I England and Europe can be purchased at nv ticket otnee of the company. iwuxwuu Miucti u i ii k rates, rime OI tvn 1 ,1 mutOB and .1 ..... 1 1 .. I . . Vnll nfA.MAn . . application to w n Al I AW A V Agent D. P. & A. Nav. Co., Regulator office. The DallM Or or A. D. CHARLTON, Ass't. General Passenger Agt.. Portland. Jgn. -A 3sTE"W .... Uodertakiig Establishment! PRINZ & NITSCHKE DEALERS IN Furniture and Carpets WG Vl HVP nil,l01 V -,lv Kl-ielnnon " - . . . v. . uumucoa a aoniDlete Undertrlini FehaKHalimont and as we are in no way connected with tne undertakers' Trust, our prices will !Ora baa toioco niii.ir,n ci miHT 3to fill tic adi lorJlea t vidi inx&eaia 1 NortDem Pacific t - xgaa lurnish a. number pi ' - JUffibBOUOHBRED C POLAND CHINA HOGS, , Hale or female, most any age. Price, $20 per head, or 35 per pair. promptly answered. EDWKRD JUDY, CENTERVILLE, WASH. SPOOL SILK street, The Dalles and Feed. Court Streets. The Dalles.Oregon T. H E A PTIP CANDY rVil 1 1V FACTORY SODA WATEB AND IOE OEEAM. Candies and Nuts ut1 TOKAOCO RISKS Speci S1VKKT DRINKS Finest Peanut Roaster In The Dalles ?C r-A. A A A t rtc"ht utt 9.dtrOQtJ HII I. II Mrs. Obarr's w wbww restaurant. COLUMBIA Candy Factory, Campbell Bros. Proprs (Successors to Y. S. Cram.) Manufacturers oLthe finest French and Home Made CADDIES, East of Portland. DEALERS IN Tropical Fruits, Nats, Cigars and Tobacco. Can furnish any of these goods at Wholesale or Retail OI-FSESH 4- OYSTERS la Every Style. Ice Cream and Soda Water. 104 Second Street.The Dalles, Or. C. P. STEPHENS, DEALER IN Dry Goods fS5 Clothing Boots, Shoes. Hats, Etc. Etc. , Etc. Etc. Uistii aaijUcco axis isdool srol aa-AilitiO .oo liio .eusoL j q Corner of Fourth and Federal -Sts., The Dalles, Oregon. These Stables have on hand the finest Livery in Eastern Oregon, and can accommodate patrons with either Single or Double Rigs, closed Hacks or Carriages5 day or night. more: room. A Ion rnn fnn!cli 1." !.nt 1nnn .-. .-1 . : . a. . ... . ... or driving teams, having added to their hi. C. NIELS8N. Clothier and Tai lor, BOOTS AND SHOES, Hats and Caps, Trunks and Valises, Furnlslilxi.1 CORNEB OF 8ECXM ATSD WASHINGTON. J O. FljlE WIHE DOMESTIC And KEY WEST CIGARS. FRENCH'S BLOCK. 171 SECOND STREET, : : THE DALLES, OR. DRUGS Snipes Sl Kinersly. in-.i-rr.2z THE Handled by Three Registered Druggists. ALSO ALL THE LEADING Patent (Dedieines and Druggists Sundries. HOUSE PAINTS, OILS AND GLASS. Agents for Murphy's Fine Varnishes and the only agents in the City for The Sherwin, Williams Co.'s Paints. -WE The Largest Dealers in Wall Paper. Finest Line of Imported Key West and Domestic Cigars. Agent for Tansill's Punch. 129 Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon THE CELEBRATED COLUM BI A BREWERY, AUGUST BUCHLER, Prop'r. This well-known Brewery is now east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good .health ful Beer have been introduced, and only the market. PAUL KREFT & CO., -DEALERS IN- PAINTS, OILS And the Most Complete and the Practical Painters and Paner Sherwin-Williams and J. W. Masury's Paints used in all jnr work, and none but the most skilled workmen employed. Agents for Masurv Liquid Paints. No chemical combination or soap mixture. A first class article in all colore. AD orders promptly attended to. Paint Shoo ooraer Thirdand Freeborn & -DEALERS IN- mall Paper and Hoom flloaldino 295 ALDER ST., ...,PlDCMps95, - , no8 lu vMiaoU Biit : alamrj .b-oo oh i ,J8dO "fl ; olilsO ,7a friY ; alvvl j BURHAM & Robertson Proprietors. stables large feeding and wagon, room. , Commercial Patranaire SBlicitefl. THE DALLES, OEEGOR. MACK, and LipO THE C EL EBRATE D PABST BEER. LEADING ARE- turning out the best Beer and Porter the first-class article will be placed on AND Latest Patterns and Designs in Hangers. None but the beat brands of the Washington Sts.. ' The Dalles. Ore-on Company, 33. COR. FIFTH, 1 1 v-POMI-livOKSGOM. " J' baaoi 101 oi1 .rildfi IHqA n&b