CO fee 'DEESTRICK SKULE. OTJR BRIGHT, SHINING BLADE is -without a blemish. From All The Performance Last Evening Greeted by a Full House. Visitors. To our store, Saturday, we heard praises of Our Vantine Department Owing to the rush, we were unable to give many as much attention as we wished, and hope to see them again, as we shall constantly replenish this stock. The new wares shown in this Department amply repay a visit to our store. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Kntereda the Postofflce at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. WEDNESDAY, APR. 19, 1893 Weather Forecast. Official forecast for twenty-four hovrs ending at S p. m. tomorrow. Wednesday occasional rains. Thurs day clearing weather and stationary temperature; Pagtji:. WEATHER. Maximum temperature, 58. Minimum temperature, 42. River, 7-7 feet above zero. Rainfall, .00. APRIL APHORISMS. And Other Hawed-off Paragraphs Hast ily Constructed. "Make me a new joke,' the fond father sold, Tim looked at his worn shoes with fun, "How can 1?" he said. "The wise man spoke truth: 'There's nothing new udder the sen.' " "Mosier Musings" and other interest ing local matter on second page. Miss Tremble arrived on the noon train and will speak tonignt at the con vention. The number of school children in Linn county is 7,792. The amount appor tioned in April was $20,200. Mr. Means of this city, has received a letter, stating that Daniel Hoffman, a veteran soldier, is entitled to a pension of 8 a month and $200 back pay. The man Hoffman is unknown here, so far as can be learned, and he cannot be located. Frank HickeyBowen, who is accused of killing Col. Clayfcan, til Arkansas, is believed to be the IndiNihial who was in The Dalles at the very Xjline of the mur der and today G k Haight made affida vit that Bowen worked at his resta rant at the tiiueof the killing, The ladies of the Good Intent desire to thank most cordially all those who as sisted in making the "Deestrick Skule" such a pleasing and laughable entertain ment. They desire especially to remem ber Mr. C. L. Phillips, who filled so well the difficult position of school master, also the Mandolin and Guitar club. The Physicians. The State Medical Association will hold their annual convention in The Dalles some time next June. This will be the first meeting of these gentlemen ever held outside of Salem, where they have met heretofore for many years. The trustees of the Congregational church have kindly volunteered the use of the church building. Fine -Fruit. P. J. Ambler of Grant county arrived last evening with 42 boxes of apples, which have been hauled a distance al together of 180 miles. They were in fine condition and are beauties. They were sold in town and this morning were shipped by steamer Regulator to Port land. Mr. Ambler cleared $1.60 per box for them. o. o. Excursion. Columbia Lodge No. 5. I. O. O.F. of this city will celebrate the 74th anniversary of the Order by an excur sion and basket picnic by Steamer Reg ulator to tha Cascade Locks, on Wednes day April 26th. Fare for round trip all goods marked in Plain figures . PEASE Agricultural. Mr. W. id. Sharp of 3-Mile called on The Chronicle office today. Mr. Sharp informs us that the late-sown winter wheat has rotted in the ground and that he has been compelled to resow it all over. His opinion of the rotting is owing to the continued cold weather and the cold condition of the soil. Until the last few days the growth of grain has been much retarded, but now is spring ing into more favorable conditions. The fruit outlook is all right. Favored lo calities will furnish a fair crop of peaches All other fruit looks very promising. In Justice Court. In the case of the State vs. Stegman, accused of obstructing public highways, it appearing that action was brought without cause ; defendant was discharged from custody by Justice Davis yesterday. In the case of the state of Oregon vs. Frank Adams, accused of assault and battery, defendant plead "not guilty." The trial was set for Thursday the 20th, at 10 o'clock p. m. The defendant was placed under bonds for his appearance. Killed Himself. This morning at 7 :25 o'clock in the Portland yards a man was observed walking near the track in a desultory sort of way, but they were horrified a moment later to observe that just before the switch engine reached him, he threw himself in front of it, and was cut to pieces.. The remains were gathered up and taken to the morgue. His name could not be learned. PERSONAL MENTION. Mr. H. Mahear gave tbe Chronicle a pleasant call today. L. A. Esteb and Cbas. Richmond left or Portland last night. Mrs. Thos. Harlan is in town visitinff Mr. and Mrs. Milton Harlan. Mrs. G. Foster nee Cecile Leary has returned to her future home in Portland. J. C. Woods of the Washington meat market, returned from Portland today. Mr. and Mrs. E. Silver of Portland, formerly of The Dalles, passed through today en route to Chicago. R. E. Williams' little boy, who was re ported suffering with spinal meningitis, is entirely out of danger. Miss Elizabeth FitzGerald came in yesterdav from Sherar's Bridge, and will remain during the summer months. Levi Chrisman went today to the Chamberlia-fiauu, Washington to look at a band of cattle for market purposes Mrs. Herman Pf-mz and MfsT" Laport of Monterey, Cal., arrived today and will be the guests of Mr. and Mrs Prinz, of this city. Rev. G. W. Grannis, pastor of the Centenary church in East Portland, is in the city today on his way home, after attending the U. A. K. reunion m Pen dleton. hotel arrivals . Skibbe Hotel. J W Martin, Lafayette, ur. u i aneinng, McMinnville, Or. : Peter Hanahan, Kingsley, Or.; Edward Boyington, jr. Kingsley, Or. ; Fred Stet ter, Dubuque, Minn.; E Elston, Boise City, Idaho ; Sam A Gobat, Goldendale, Wash.: James Howert and two daugh ters, Fossill, Or.; Douglas Harrison, Shearer Bridge ; James McCormick. San rrancisco, Ual. ; W Jones, Ed Clark, Portland, Or7; Mathew Fox, Mill Creek ; RGossman, Portland, Or.: Jesse Bur ton, Strenco, Or. ; A D Pullman, Port land, Or. Columbia D E Hogue, J P Strow beirgs, Thomas Hedley, G Navey, J Akem, R E McClellan, J M Hagerty, John Baker, E Moller, Portland ; G R James, Cuyahogo Falls ; S S Hill and two boys. Grants; Mrs Bonney and son. Lyle ; Wm Evens, Celilo : R Obest. fi & MAYS. THE BEST YET. Flan to Advertise Oregon DeaerWnjt Hearty Co-Operation. J. M. Hagerty of Portland was in the city today in the interest of an "Illus trated Prospectus of Oregon," descrip tive of tbe entire state and its resources. This work is gotten out under the aus pices of the Chamber of Commerce of Portland, and is indorsed by the world's fair commission. We cannot do better this connection than to publish the letter of Geo. T. Meyers, president of the commission : Portland, Or., April 18, 1893. Gentlemen : Owine to the fact that the appropriation made by the legisla ture for the exhibition of Oregon products at the world's fair was too small to issue a suitable publication in quantities and quality demanded for the occasion, a work to be published under the auspices of the Portland Chamber of Commerce was indorsed by the world s lair commissioners, and will be distrib uted under the direction of the commis sioner at Chicago. This work will be descriptive of the natural resources, ad vantages and general industries of this state. Fifty thousand copies will be distributed at the world's fair. As every portion of the state will be asked to sup port the work so that a large number of books may be issued, each section will be represented in an impartial manner. The work will be beautifully illustrated, and will contain reading matter calcu lated to induce a desirable immigration to our state. We ask you to give it as favorable consideration and support as possible. Respectfully, Geo. T. Meyers, Pres. O. W. F. C. Mr. Hagerty will go to Celilo today and Cascade Locks tomorrow, returning here tomorrow afternoon to meet a com mittee of business men in reference to the matter. Lively at the East End. East End is life today. There are the largest of freight tea in, after freigh nur merchants its 1 Wsl that has ma arance this ecttsuii . m At The Dalles Mercantile Co. 's yards are Mr. Lee Wilson with an eight-horse team with two wagons, loading for Mitchell; C. McPherson, one large team loading for Crosskeys ; Charles Bethel, loading for Hay Creek ; A. Smith, load ing for Prineville ; Nina Pots with two teams loading for the Warm Spring agency. At the Loch head yard are P. A. Am bler, who brought a load of apples to the city irom tne Jonn uay country, is pading freight for merchants in Grant ounty. Fred Tims is loading his wagons for Dayville, Grant county. In conversation with some of these gentlemen, it is learned that the roads are in good condition with the exception of some places near Prineville, and the Camp Watson county. A woman to whom the ordinary, dust collecting, moth breeding carpet was an abomination and who could not afford to have all her rooms refloored in hard woods, adopted this expedient for some of the seldom used ones. She selected at a paperhanger's heavy wall paper, dark in color and conventional in de sign. She laid the floor first with brown paper. Then she put down he wall paper by first coating it with paste and smoothing it down. When the' floor was all paper she sized and varnished it with dark blue and common varnish, which deepened the color. When it was dry she scattered a few rugs about, and her paper carpets have lasted for years. Shiloh's cure, the Great Cough and Croup Cure, is for sale by Snipes & Kin ersly. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 25c. Children love it. Bold "hill a? nuxber u r - i h 1UI ITUC be "Deestrick Skule," as presented at Wingate's hall last night proved to be all that was claimed for it. As a repre sentation of the old-fashioned school it was true to life, and the odd, original answers of the children were as mirth- provoking as were the local hits and puns. Following is the CAST OF CHARACTERS. Mike O'Flynn S. L. Brooks Alex Smart J. M. Patterson Timothy Truck Rev. W. C. Curtis! Sylvester Pennoyer C. H. Brownl mil jones rroi. uavlnll ike uraaiora Dr. Sanders Tom Sawyer G. D. Snowden John Meet Chas Lay Zedekiah Honeysuckle Hayward Rlddefl Patience Priscilla Bedott Mrs. Patterson Comfort Hepsibah Smith Mrs. Brooks Doriisky Honeysuckle Mrs. Brown Elenora Honeysuckle Mrs. Oarretson Samantha Ann Butterworth Louise Ruch Esther Arlminta Little Mrs. 8. French PleufTsay Honeysuckle Mrs Briggs Mehitable fttden Etta Story Jerusha Ann Rose Mrs. Taylor Sally Lickskillet Mrs. Stevens Mahala LicksklUet . Rose Michel! W hen scnooi began tne audience wew first convulsed with laughter by the odd costumes of the characters that came trooping upon the stage. Dignified bus iness men, neat and careful in their every detail of daily action and dress, were attired in knickerbockers or pina-' fores, and the novel sight was presented of the leading women of church and society in short dresses and pantalettes. From this time on the amusement of the audience was unbounded. The primer class gave a character song, in which the words' "this is the way we milk our cows," was accompanied by the vigorous gesture of pumping water by "Mike O'Flynn. In the grammar class "Tom Sawyer" made out that cow was a pro noun because it stood for Mary, and rope was a conjunction because it con nected the horse and the fence. In tbe reading class the crying girl was con vulsed with tears about some individual greasing her knee, while the irrepressible giggling girl next to her . could not but see it to be funny. The boy who ges tured was a telling take-off, and the pandemonium caused by their reading in concert was one of the best things of the evening. In the "gogfry" class, "Hepsibah Smith" mentioned as one of the seven wonders of the world, the North Dalles' shoe factory, and a volcano was said by "Jerusha Ann Rose" to be a mountain gone on a bust, while the definition of a dormant volcano by "Samantha Ann Butterworth," was one that didn't act in public. Miss Rose Michell, as the hoidenish girl, was remarkably fine. She suc ceeded in thoroughly losing her actual identity to the audience by her excep tionally clever acting. Mrs. Stephens did equally as well as "Sally Lickskil let," though the demands ' of her character, as well as all the rest, were less. The crying girl by Mrs. Briggs, was well taken and her sniffling and final breakdown were so true to life as to bring down the bouse. John Parrott, as "Zedekiah Honevsuckle," kept the audience laughing at his booby antics. Mrs. Dr. Rinehart as "Mrs. Honey suckle" gave a clever piece of character acting, as the wife of the committeeman and mother of the "Honeysuckle" twins. Her verses were delivered in a stilted style peculiar to that queer mixture of timidity and egotism of a backwoods woman who knows enough to read and write. Hayward Riddell, the "Com mittee-man," unloaded himself credit ably of the ignorance and importance of that typical individual, while "Theo- philus Grout," both in make-up and de livery, was a model school-master of the old school. Bill Jones, in "Casabianca," was all that could have been done by a profes sional comedian, and S. L. Brooks, as "Mike O'Flynn;" W. C. Curtis, as Tirnothy Truck, and C. H. Brown, as Sylvester Pennoyer," at intervals as egular as clockwork convulsed tbe audience with some odd, unique, and unexpected remark. The "Deestrick Skule," as presented last night, will rank first among the numerous entertainments of the past many years, and no one of the large au dience who attended last night will say but that they received more than an equivalent for the admission fee charged. From a financial standpoint the produc tion was all that could be desired, and even more than was expected, for which the Ladies Good Intent Society in an other column thank the generous pub lic. The hall was one of the most dis couraging 'features of the event, which could not be helped, but which made its successful rendition a most difficult task. The costumes were mostly true to the style of our worthy Hoosier mothers forty years ago. We are informed that in those days the bifurcated garment of wool or muslin was unknown, warmth being . supplied by skirts quilted for about eighteen inches from tbe bottom, which were very heavy and cumber some. The pantalettes were separate garments about 18 inches long fastened tightly below the knee ' and around the ankle. Corsets were also a luxury, being usually home made, and with a piece of steel four inches wide and twelve long, extending from below the neck to the waist. Those who could not afford steel prevailed upon their hus band or big brother to whittle a thin stay out of hickory. Pointer from the Merchants. There is nothing cooler and more pleasant this weather than an ice cream Look at This: 02 D O White Kid Gloves, 25 cents per pair. 20 yds. Print Calico, for only $1.00. Our Entire Stock of Clothing, Dry Goods, Laces and Em broideries, Boots and Shoes, Trunks and Valises, Blankets, Hats, Caps, Hosiery, Etc., Etc., in ft i" Away Down ! ALSO : : : : A fall line of Gents' Furnishing Goods at away below Manufacturer's prices. S. Sc 1ST. HARRIS, 'Cor. Court and Second Sts., The Dalles, Or. D Pi s 6 -I O The Best and Cheapest. COME, SEE FOR YOURSELVES. HATS FOR WE HAVE IN New Styles for Spring and Summer, - CONSISTING OF DERBY, FEDORA, CRUSHER, Etc JOHN C. 109 SECOND STREET. Have You Seen T Spring Millinery Goods 112 Second Street. THE EUROPEAN HOUSE. The Corrugated Building next Door to Court House. Handsomely Furnished Rooms to Rent by the Day, Week or Month. Meals Prepared by a First Class English Cook. TRANSIENT PATRONAGE SOLICITED. Good Sample Rooms for Commercial Men. A. WESOLO, The Boston Tailor. East End Second St. Suits Made to Order from $18.00 up. Pants from $5.00 up. Perfect Fit Guaranteed. Chas. Allison, -Dealer in- Headquarters at Chas. Lauer's. 1 Having had a fine harvest of natural ice the best In the world, I am prepared to furnish In any quantity and at bottom prices. CHAS. ALLISON. Seed Wheat, " Oats, " Corn, " Rye, " Potatoes, Garden Seeds, Grass . " Seeds in Bulk. -AT- J. H. CROSS' I 03 a p X u. ts o 5 "9 r-- 9 EVERYBODY STOCK ALL THE HKRTTZ, THE DALLES. OREGON. H E at; ANNA PETER 5 CO. J. F. FORD, Evangelist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date at March 23, 1S93: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., Dufnr, Oregon. Gentlemen : On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who bad wasted away to 38 pounds, ia now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. & Mrs. J. F. Ford. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by all druggists. YOUR ATTEflTIOIl Is called to the fact that Hugh Glenn, Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement ' and Building Material of all kinds. - Carries the Finest Line or Picture Mouldings- To be found in tbe City. tbioatoo Street,