En THROTTLE AND CAB. OUR BRIGHT, SHINING- BLADE is wifhoTit a blemish. Meaty Morula of News raid Gossip for , Tralmen, fT)T)OlAT)eXeT)t What is That? Gome and Seel If you don't come you will have the satisfaction (?) of seeing what jour friends purchased at SURPRISING PRICES and well, you'll wish you had been there. The grandest shopping pleasure ever afforded is in store on this occasion for the ladies of The Dalles. P. 8. Our lady clerks were facinated even when marking the goods. If you had been listening you would have beard; "How can they be marked such prices?" "I thought that would be twice that," etc., etc. T The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Knterpd ft tho PnstnffiM nt Thw rnll Hrpmn M as second-class matter. SATURDAY, APR. 15, 1893 Weather Forecast. Official forecast for twenty-four hours ending at S p. m. tomorrow. Saturday and Sunday ,fair and warmer. Pague. WE ATI I Eli . Maximum temperature, 59. Minimum temperature, 35". River, 8-6 feet above zero. Rainfall, .00. APRIL APHORISMS. And Other Sawed-off Paragraphs Hast ily Constructed . It is reported that a daughter of I. C. Richards died at Wasco. The city presented a lively appear ance today. The beautiful day brought every Doay out "" Hiring " j .fourteen nunarea empty Duuaings in Portland. Onl v ftS m-.laca poet rn tri TT P. line there is scarcely one. Messrs. Saltmarahe & Co. will ship a car of beef cattle from their yards to night for the Port Townsend No fish are be, wheels have shut down. The river is falling, being now only 8.6 above low water. Jacob Mills of Weston has mven' a motor which will run itself after being once started. The forces of gravity and leverage are utilized. The Salem Journal arrives in The Dalles from New York nearly every day. Didn't know before they published a "simultaneous" edition. A careful study of the appointment made by this administration brings out the fact that the "ex's" are getting their full share of plums. Paul Kreft and other members of Temple lodge A. O. U. W. will go to Hood River tonight to initiate a half dozen candidates into full membership of the order. Thursday's Examiner relates that Edwin Mays of The Dalles, won the 220 yard race, with a splendid burst of speed at the finish, at the California state university grounds The street sprinkler informs us that he will make an effort to complete the contract for street sprinkling and begin on Monday. The former contractor failed to come to time today. Linus Hubbard showed us some very beautiful specimens of silicacised wood ' polished by a Portland firm. The color ings are brilliant, varying from a rich black through all the hues to palest reds and yellows. Union fishermen in the lower Colum bia have resorted to force or compel can nery men to pay $1.15 per fish. They board non-union boats and throw out their fish into the river and have even attempted to intimidate dealers. Some very pretty styles of wall paper are shown at Snipes & Kinersly's. This firm have lately received several thous and rolls of wall paper of new design, perhaps the largest shipment ever made in The Dalles of this kind of stock. "i!L llUUlXon'Troy Hhelly's otiftt door" read: "Absent Saturday; leave your note under the door." The reporter was reminded of a certain Dalles lawyer who was in the habit of writing on a card : .FROM. Jfye Oriept to 5l?e Dalle5. We experience great pleasure in announcing to our patrons that on we shall open for inspection and sale, a VHNT1NE STOCK. Pease "Absent; will be back in ten minuteeV A wag supplemented it with : "Whet! in did you leave?" Messrs. Saltmarsh & Co. shipped for the Tygh Valley Land and Live Stock company, a fine lot of sheep to the Cas cade Locks by the Regulator this morn ing. Today's advices report that Harbison, who last winter made himself famous chiefly for his infirmities of mind, is dis missed from the service. Apropos, it may be mentioned that Capt. Lewis still hangs out at the old stand. Lewis is hard to kill. The dreary interior of the county jail is enlivened nowadays with choice music. M. D. Thomas, one of the pris oners, is a master hand with the banjo and plays the liveliest sort of marches, gallops and waltzes in a manner that la most entertaining and inspiriting. PERSONAL MENTION. Mr. Chas. Bruen of Klickitat, is in the city today. We regret to learn that Mr. S. M. Gil more is quite ill again. W. A. Langille of the Cloud Cap inn, was in the city yesterday. J. D. Tuny of Antelope, made Thk Cheonicle a call last evening. Mrs. F. P. Mays will return to her home in Portland tomorrow. J. A. Gulhford of 15-Mile is in town oday. He reports light frosts daily and ruit trees very backward Grant Mays pi-Ufnlefope came in town oday. He says that he encountered a now storm yesterday, which lasted all he way from Bakeoven to Sherar's Bridge. Mr. M. Fisk. an oid-U me 9toCWH?rnf Eastern Oregon, arrived from the Willamette with his family on the Reg ulator last night. He proposes to settle in the eastern part of Sherman county. HOTEL, ARRIVALS. Eureopean house Mr Batter wife and child, Celilo; M McKay, Grants; A A Fuller, Goldendale. Columbia hotel S H Jones, W C Berry, Centralia; H B Ogle, H Colling, C W Austin, O L Hussay, J B Hamaed, J Harris, Portland; R McDonald, Island City; Mrs Furgerson, Wapinitia; J H Dexter, San Francisco ; L Cummings, Oregon City ; E Carroll, Grants ; J Bockanan, Tacoma. Skibbe hotel P M Conroy, Reno, evada; William Brookhouse, 10-Mile; v Alien, u tL Allen, .Newberg; Will urham, Monmouth; M Fisk and wife, lss Virginia risk, Miss JNettie Fisk, iss Mary Fisk, Ormal Fisk, Ervlon Fisk, Lafayette; J L Kelley, Edward Boyington jr, 15-Mile; Peter McDonald, Island City, Idaho; J Hay den, Sherar's Bridge. Display of Gold Bricks. At the counter of the First National bank can be seen a pyramid of gold bricks, the largest the output of the Baisley -Elk horn mine for the month of April, valued at about $10,000. Another from the Virtue mine, worth $19 per ounce, valued at $3,000, the result of a mill run of about one week, an ore from the upper levels of the mine. Other smaller bricks are from Dronerties of lesser prominence. Baker Democrat. W. C. T. TJ. Convention. The W. C. T. TJ. will hold a conven tion in The Dalles on Tuesday and Wed nesday of next week. Mrs. Riggs, the state president, will occupy the chair and will deliver an address on Tuesday afternoon, and Miss Trumble, of La Grande, will address the convention on Wednesday afternoon. Good music will be furnished, and a number of enter ning talks are promised. ToA rrpnm and undo wotan tKn . aanuiacturea, at uampDell tiros. 5urprise Sale I OTTO & mays. Telephone Company. The Pendleton Tribune says of the unset Telephone and Telegraph com pany that the president, vice-president, secretary and general manager are in that city. These gentlemen say that it is the intention of the Sunset Telegraph company to build a line from Pendleton to Baker City, passing through Union and La Grande. They have al ready started a line from Spokane to Portland and forty men are employed on it at present. About $200,000 will be spent by this company on these lines and the greater part wfll be expended in Eastern Oregon and Washington. Their plans have been laid and work will soon begin in earnest, and Pendle ton will have telephonic connections with La Grande, Union, Baker City, Spokane, The Dalles, Portland, and by the Blue Mountain Telephone Co., with Long Creek. Bandy with His Gun. Phobnix, Ariz., Apr. 14. Pete Spence of the Sentinel, yesterday killed another Mexican, making in all five in the last ten days. About a week ago Spence, who is a Texan, with no love for Mexi cans on general principles, found it ne cessary to kill one while keeping a sa loon at Gila Bend. After that the greasers formed a combination to do him up, but so far he has kept on top. All his killings have been in self de nse. Spare the Trees. The bell tower will soon be moved to the small lot adjoining Kirby's grocery store. It is too bad, however, that for this purpose a handsome tree was cut down. Trees are what makes The Dalles so beautiful, and while one more or less will not affect the general appear ance it makes a bad precedent, when they are to be cut down for such a trifling job as this. Larje Reward. The amount of money offered for the capture of Tom and Bill McCarty, the alleged Roslyn bank robbers, who es caped from the officers at Haines last week, is reaching a snug sum and is a big incentive for vigilance on the part of all. The amount is $3,700 $2,700 for Tom and $1 ,000 for Bill. The association of the former with the Denver bank rob bery accounts for the larger reward. Look Over four County Warrants. All county warrants registered prior to June 1, 1889, will be paid if pre sented at my office, corner Third and wasmngton streets, interest ceases on and after this date. The Dalles, March 31, 1893. William Michell,, 4 7-2m Treasurer Wasco County, Or. died. In Boston, April 10th, Mrs. W. W. Burrage, sister of S. P. M. Briggs, at fease & Mays. In The Dalles, April 15th, Carl Floch, aged 20 years. Funeral will take place trom tne residence at 2 p. m. tomorrow Shiloh's cure, the Great Cough and Croup Cure, is for sale by Snipes & Kin ersly. Pocket size contains twenty-five doses, only 25c. Children love it. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. Shade and ornamental trees, flower ing shrubs and vines, hedge plants, etc., cheap at Mission Gardens. Money to Loan. I have money to loan on short time loans. Geo. W. Rowland. There is nothing cooler and more pleasant this weather than an ice cream soda, compounded by Campbell Bros. All trainmen are respectfully asked to con tribute to this column, the editor reserving the light to reject anything which, in his judgment, wou rt lie dc-tilmentul to the interests of the paper. Mrs. Frank Adams is quite Eick. Switch engine 1395 is undergoing a thorough .overhauling. Johnnie Osborne is out on 378, in Adams' place. The coal bunker is being rapidly filled with Gillman coal. Barrett says the wind blew a perfect gale all the way from Umatilla yester day, the rate of speed being fully sixty miles an hour. See Haslam and Young's cab now. It will dazzle your eyes to see the bright works. Tack Garsons (engine'1 547) has the most handsome cab of any on the road. It is adorned with four photos, of the big slide, two beautiful looking glasses and two bronzed eagles, with an amount of hard polishing that renders it very handsome indeed A stock train of twenty-four cars went through this morning, from near Baker 1 City to Portland without unloading for feeding. Quick time had to be made and Engineer Montgomery made a record for himself by wheeling them through from Umatilla to The Dulles in four hours, the fastest time made on freight for a good while. "Monty" can make "time" if he is given half a chance. The Coining Comedy. "What is this 'deestrick ekule,' as they call it is it a sort of a 'go' on the old-fashioned backwoods style of fifty years ago?" was overheard on the street this morning. That is just it. It is one of those rol icking comedies that have become pop ular nowadays by furnishing an equiva lent for money to be used for church or charitable purposes. The "Deestrick Skule" is designed just to make you laugh, and this is guaranteed, from the time the innocent, gawky, guileless, careless school children (of 40 or 50 years) recite their ABC lesson until the reading of "compositions" and re marks by the school board, who, while they are as ignorant as horse blocks, make a great display of wisdom and succeed in showing a denseness that colud not be phazed by a pile driver. Go, then, and laugh; laugh till the blues are dissolved and the world smiles again; laugh till the tears come, and through half-closed eyelids make danc ing automatons of the characters and properties on the stage; laugh till youth is renewed in memories of "Ye olden time When life was gay as the poet's rhyme; When my feet were bare and my cheeks were Drown, And my heart was light as the elder down." THE CHURCHES. First Baptist church, Rev. O. D. Tay lor, pastor. Services will be held at the Academy hall tomorrow morning at 11 o'clock. Preaching by pastor. Sunday school follows the morning service. Methodist Episcopal church, corner Fifth and Washington streets, Rev. J. Whisler, pastor. Preaching by the pas tor at 11 a. in., and 7 :30 p. m. ; class meeting Sunday at 10 a. m., and Tues day at 7:30 p. m.; Sunday school im mediately after morning service, Mrs. S. French, superintendent; Epworth League devotional meeting at 6 :30 ; theme, "Ruling the Spirit," led by Mr. J. S. Winzler; prayer meeting Thursday at 7 :30 p. m. A general and cordial in vitation extended to the public. First Congregational church, corner Court and Fifth streets, Rev. W. C. Curtis, pastor. At 11 a. m. text Job xxiii,3 : "Oh That I Knew Where I Might Find Him;" subject, "The Mystery of Man and God." Sunday school im mediately after the morning service; Young People's Society of Christian Endeavor at 6:15 p. m., topic, "How Can We Find God." At 7 :30 p. m. wor ship, and a talk by the pastor on "Peo ple Worth Knowing." 'All persons not worshipping elsewhere are cordially in vited to worship with us. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The .best ealve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin erelv. FOR SALE. One lot, with a good dwelling and out buildings situated west of the Academy grounds, and fronting Liberty street on the east, is for sale at a bargain. Terms easy. Apply at this office for informa tion. Title perfect. Situation Wanted. A young lady with good references wishes situation in private family. Ap ply at this office. Sam Hop & Co. wish to inform the public that they have a very superior washer and ironer from Portland. Square Dp. Charles L. Richmond, having disposed of bis grocery and livery stable business in l he Dalles, has placed ail accounts in the hands of L. A. JEsteb for collection. All parties are required to make settle ment within thirty days. Look at This: m o u za o White Kid Gloves, 25 cents per pair. 20 yds. Print Calico, for only $1.00. Our Entire Stock of Clothing, Dry Goods, Laces and Ejh broideries, Boots and Shoes, Trunks and Valises, Blankets, Hats, Caps, Hosiery, Etc., Etc., aAway, Away Down ! ALSO : : : : A fall line of Gents' Furnishing G-oods v at away below Manufacturer's prices. S. &c HT. HARRIS, Cor. Court and Second Sts., The Dalles, Or. P4 St 03 : : O CD m The Best and Cheapest. COME, SEE FOR YOURSELVES. HATS FOR WE HAVE IN New Styles for Spring and Summer, CONSISTING OF DERBY, FEDORA, CRUSHER, Etc JOHN C. 109 SECOND STREET. Have You Seen 2 T Spring Millinery Goods 112 Second Street. THE EUROPEAN HOUSE. The Corrugated Building next Door to Court Houne. Handsomely Furnished Rooms to Rent by tne Day, Week or Month, Meals Prepared by a First Class English Cook. TRANSIENT PATRONAGE SOLICITED. Good Sample Rooms for Commercial Men. A. WESOLO, The Boston Tailor, East End Second St. Suits Made to Order from $18.00 up. Pants from $5.00 tip. Perfect Fit Guaranteed. Chas. Allison, Dealer in B4& ICE Headquarters at Ohas. Lauer's. Having bad a fine harvest of natural ice the best in the world, I am prepared to furnish in any quantity and at bottom prices. CHAS. ALLISON. Seed Wheat, " Oats, " Corn, " Bye, " Potatoes, Garden Seeds, Grass " Seeds in Bulk. -AT- E5 J. H. CROSS' Hay, Grain and Feed Store. 09 CD p CD J Ss o - CD EVERYBODY STOCK ALL THE HERTZ, THE DALLES. OREGON. H E E at; ANNA PETER SCO. J. F. FORD, Evangelist, Of Des Moines, Iowa, writes under date of March 23, 1893: S. B. Med. Mfg. Co., Dufur, Oregon. Gentlemen : . On arriving home last week, I found all well and anxiously awaiting. Our little girl, eight and one-half years old, who had wasted away to 38 pounds, is now well, strong and vigorous, and well fleshed up. S. B. Cough Cure has done its work well. Both of the children like it. Your S. B. Cough Cure has cured and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings for all. Wishing you prosperity, we are Yours, Mb. or Mas. J. F. Fobd. If you wish to feel fresh and cheerful, and ready for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Liver Cure, by taking two or three doses each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. 50 cents per bottle by ail druggists. YOUR flTTEJITIOli Is oalled to the fact that Hugh Glenn, Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement and Building Material of all kinds. Carries the Finest Line of Picture Mouldings To be found In the City. 72 CUashington Street.