a fT)T)OUT)efTeT)t Jtye Oriept to 5l?e Dalle5- We experience great pleasure in announcing to our patrons that on Saturday Morning, April 15th, we shall open for inspection and sale, a What is That ? Come and See I If you don't come you will have the satisfaction (?) of seeing what your friends purchased at SURPRISING PRICES and well, you'll wish you had been there. The grandest shopping pleasure ever afforded is in store on this occasion for the ladies of The Dalles. P. 8. Our lady clerks were facinated even when marking the goods. II you hod been listening you would have beard; "How can tbey be marked such prices?" "I thought that would be twice that," etc., etc. m The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Entered a the Postofflce at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. FRIDAY, APR. 14, 1893 Weather Forecast. Official forecast for twenty-four hours ending at S p. tn. tomorrow. Friday showery ; Saturday clearing weather and stationary. Pague. WEATHER. Maximum temperature, 53. Minimum temperature, 38. River. 9-3 feet above zero. Rainfall, .01. APRIL APHORISMS. And Other Sawed-ofl Paragraphs Hast j Ily Constructed . Around her waist I put my arms. It felt as soft as cake; "Oh dear," says she, what liberty. You printermen do take. I squeezed her some, I did, by gum, Said she, 1 do confess, I rather, sorter, kinder like The freedom of the press. Next Monday the apportionment will be made tor the county school fund. Fifty dollars will be given each district and the balance distributed pro rata. On one of the lines of the Northern Pacific, an enormous block of coal has been quarried which will be sent to the world's fair. Its weight is 22 tons. The scholars of the "Deestrick Skule" are urged to be present tonight. Re member that next Tuesday occurs the public examination and you must have your lessons "perfeck." We have received a package of garden seeds with the compliments of Senator Mitchell, intended to furnish the agri cultural department With information as to seeds best adapted to our soils. Paul Kreft is doing some very hand some work in J. O. Mack's wholesale liquor house. It has been attractively painted and papered throughout, and the club rooms are modelR of coziness and neatness. Arbor day was not observet public schools today as enthusi as on former occasions. The however, a short literary progTa in view of the fact that the jai recently planted about twent none were planted tod j.jje wregonian today turnishes "news about The Dalles which Thk Ciikoxicle has published nearly a month ago. Moral, take The Chronicle. The pil ing at the D. P. & A. wharf, Winans' wire cable and the electrical phenomena have all been digested and forgotten weeks ago. rTth ScallyT was. ft ; and I : t -1 1 II The Moro Observer is battling against the mistaken economy of lessening sal aries. Sherman county is talking about reducing the salary of school superin tendent to the pitiable sum of $300 a yyear. Cannot some hobo be found who can exist on that sum? Competency is a secondary consideration. Bert Williams was morn- mg by his horse. He was struck by one hoof on the hip and the other in the pit of the stomach. It is thought at this time that the accident is not as serious . as it might have been, and that he will JT soon be on the street again. The counties of Wasco, Sherman and Gilliam are entitled to three more scholarships at the state agricultural college. They may be appointed by the joint senators or representatives from either county, or all from one county FROM. VflMTIH E STOCK. Pease & Mays. "fc One of those appointetr-ffiaybe a female. V The college is a part of our public school 1 system, and is in a flourishing condition, J having an enrollment the past season of ' over 200 students. A The county court met today in accord ance with an adjournment and trans acted the remaining business that was carried over from last session. They also granted J. G. Tany a license to sell liquors, etc., at Antelope and ad journed. Hon. Phil Metschan, state treasurer, was in Pendleton yesterday. The Tri bune says Mr. Metschan is a member of the insane asylum commissioners, which will soon begin its duty of going over the Eastern Oregon towns again to de cide where that institution will be lo cated. Notwithstanding the cold, backward spring Mrs. I. J. Norman has 90 little chickens hatched out already this year, and eleven more hens setting. These chickens are all of fine breed, part of them being a mixture between the white Leghorn and the Brahma, and the bal ance full-blooded Langshams. Ten lit tle canary birds have also been hatched. Preserved Salmon Eggs. o 1 . . . ommon trout are Deing numerou iely. caught, some of them being very fine There are various kinds of bait used, the best is salmon eggs. This, of course, is hard to get, but one enterprising angler last year canned a lot of the eggs, and as a consequence, his strings of fish are considerably longer than those of his competitors, who depend upon the various colored hackle-flies bought at a hardware store. - PERSONAL MENTION. AV. R. Ellis returned home to- Hon day. Harry train. Lonsdale returned on the noon J. B. Crossen returned on today's pas senger. Louis Matlock left for Portland this morning. Ex-Governor Z. F. Moody arrived in town last night. Miss Stella Masters of Goldendale is the guest of Miss Laura Thompson. Miss Daisv Hamnshire of Oumlm irrived in The Dalles, and will visit her lunt. Father Bronsgeest returned home ,'csterday afternoon from his missionarv rip to Kingsley and neighboring places. Dr. E. W. Davis of Sa?inaw. Hmk.. called on us today. He makes a flving trip to Oregon and returns to his home tomorrow noon. 1 Mrs. J. C. Hostetler nnH Mim Wini. Bred Mason leave tomorrow noon for IConcordia, Kan., on a visit to friends. They will be absent about two months. HOTEL AEHIVAL8. Columbia hotel Wm ife, Goldendale ; C H Chase, A Sim ons, balem; R G McClellan. K-ir,- Lepman, Milwaukee: LI, Rn-.-Hlo ci Applegate, Henrv Grav. H Tt "rs-!tt'o- dell, Joseph Dehey, C H Lewis, Port land ; M C Wood, Kalama ; A Lewis, A O Olsson, Cascade Locks; A L Hoff Arlington; j A Pvburn. Mill P.root f A Carmer, Tacoma ; George Hall, Oregon City. Skibbe hotel A W. Hethers, Mucral, Cal; J V Johnston and wife, Spokane; J Hadru, Sherar's Bridge; Jeese Burton, H Ross, Peter Bremer, Portland ; Am than Young, Glenco; G D Boadman, Hood River; William Conley, Prine ville ; J M Vanhoy, Goldendale : Leon andeau, Edward Bovine-tort. Kimrclo,, lex Payette, Centerville; G M ConroV! ,eno, Nevada. Shade and ornamental trees, flower ing shrubs and vines, hedge plants, etc., cheap at Mission Gardens. 5urprise Sale! Keno'g Apology and Advice to Mosier Dufur, April 13, 1893. "Errors, like straws, upon the surface flow. xie wiiu wouiu seurcu ior pearls must dive ueiow. Bless your heart, "Mosier," Keno is real sorry for having offended, but you must grant that if there is any place where it would be proper, or even par donable, to have slang slung around promiscuously it certainly would be in a description of a cock fight. Did you ever attend a cock fight, "Mosier?" You know that God made the game chicken, and if he was made for any other than fighting purposes, the human family have been unable to "catch on" to hia other uses ; in fact, he is as value less for anything else as you are as a critic. Did you know that in your article criticising me for a breach of the second essential property of style, propriety, you badly ruptured the first principle, purity? "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone." There is another thing you were un aware of, "Mosier," when you sat down upon me so hard ("sat down upon" is slang, but it will have to go now), and that is, that seven of the candidates, mentioned in the article, have already thrashed me, and the other two are in training. I know that you are too tender-hearted to speak or write harshly of man with a broken nose and two dis- olored optics. How does that last 'discolored optics" strike you? As to the particular slang expressions that are too old for further use. vou ust really excuse me. I live fifteen ilea from the nearest railroad. Have heard that "too too" and "utterly utter" were out of fashion, and don't use them any more. You must have recently come from some large town and made this business a etudv, North Dalles or veiiio, pernaps. un, how 1 envy you your past opportunities! But do, just this once, take the advice of a fool, who realizes his and your own awful condi tion, and let some of the old-time "uiossbacks," whom you say have been digging bait, catcli you a few trout for bruin food. Do it at once, for when yon begin to think that the ticks on a horse were ever intended for ornaments, it will bo but a short time until your brain will rattle around like a bullet in an empty gourd. After you eat a few fish, you will pos sibly be able to see the moral in the following story, which was told me and I have taken care to remember: An Englishman, hearing the late slang ex pression "Where am I at," was greatly shocked, and said it was 'orrid what bad grammarians Hamaricana are." "Why?" asked a bystander, "What should he have said?" "What should he 'aye said?" repeated the Englishman, "he should have said, Where is tny ' ': Kexo. My wife was confined to her Ded for over two months with a very severe at tack ot rheumatism. We could get nothing that would afford htr any re lief, and as a last resort gave Chamber lain's Pain Balm a trial. To our great surprise she began to improve after the first application, and by using it regu larly she was soon able to get up and attend to her house work. E. H. John son, of C. J. KnutsonA Co., Kensington, Minn. 50 cent bottles for sale by Blake ley & Houghton. WOOD, WOOD, WOOD. Best grades of oak, fir, and slab cord wood, at lowest market rates at Jos. T Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer son streets.) Pendleton Hospitality. J. M. Patterson and wife returned from Pendleton last night, where they have been in attendance on the G. A. R. reunion and Women's Relief Corps. J. R. Warner also returned. Portland used 89 of the 100 tickets Bold. Inde pent of this enough others went to swell the delegation to 100. Mr. Patterson reports that the re nnion was one of the moat pleasurable it has ever been hia fortune to attend. The Pendletonians exceeded all custom ary demands in providing for the enter tainment of their guests. The city was gaily decorated with flowers and ever green, and there seemed to be a general desire on the part of all citizens to make their visiting brethren feel "at home." The election of officers resulted in J. C. Cooper of McMinnville for depart ment commander, R. L. Greenleaf vice commander, and. Dr. Gue of Portland chaplain. A camp fire was kept brightly burn ing all night and until the morning train came in today that bore many of the comrades westward again. Mr. Pat terson said that not only was the re union most pleasurable, but it was profitable as well to the G. A. R. organ- ization. Annual School Report. Troy Shelley has just finished his an nual school report, from which we glean the -Allowing interesting data, which will be instructive to all who take an interest in our scartols : STATISTIC A L. No. persons between the ages 01 ' and 20 resiaing in county No. enrolled In public schools Average dally attendance No. teachers employed No. teachers In private schools No. pupils in private schools . No. children not attending any school. No. legal voters for school property 3,066 1,8?6 1 ,24 77 262 1,212 1,127 Whole No. districts in county Av. No. months school in each No. school houses in county No. school houses built durin? veiir 55 5.1 57 4 Total average per cent, taxes voted 00 VALUES, SALARIES, ETC. Estimated value of school hmisps jus soc Furniture 7.ft!U Apparatus 1,916 Average salary paid male teacher 53.80 Female teacher 43.00 RECEIPTS Funds in the hands ol the district clerk at befrinninz of school vear . . t a n-io n Amount raised by district tax." s,186 26 school fund " is ion w Do. State school fund 4,179 20 Amount raised from rate bills . . ... 299 09 " received from other sources . SOS 19 Total receipts ?30,043 37 DISBURSEMENTS. Amount paid teachers, wages $19,584 63 rem 3 00 Repairs on school houses 749 91 Purchase of school'fnrnitnre adt -jo incidentals 662 32 Clerks' services 5k5 38 Apparatus ?r?rt on School house sites 32 85 Dunuiiis scnooi nouses 759 87 lusurance " 349 88 Paid, all other purposes 4,606 89 Total (38,654 31 Balance on hand 1,389 00 The War Is On. Tbe telegrams report a cut of the Southern Pacific on five important com modities, as follows : Old RlltPK. New Rates (0 7; Greased wool (1 00 Scoured 1 50 Borax and wine 0 50 Rags 1 00 1 10 0 30 0 65 This will result in a competitive cut by the Uniou Pacific, and our wool men may congratulate themselves on cheaper freights than they have ever before paid. A sensational 6tory is now going the rounds of the English press to the effect that Charley Mitchell, the prizefighter, intends abandoning the ring and enter ing the pulpit. Columns have been de voted to this apDarentlv important piece of news, and some of the writers on the other side have even mapped out a lecture route for the British champion. According to these stories, Mitchell is to travel about Great Britain in com pany with several well-known evange lists,, speaking an hour each evening on "The Dark Side of London." When Mitchell reached London he was too much occupied to give any attention to the report. He laughed and asked what the papers would have him do next. ItuclcIen'H Arnica Salvo. The best salve in the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and posi tively cures piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cente per box. For sale by Snipes & Kin ersly. Captain Sweeney, U. S. A., San Diego, Cal., says: "Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy is the first medicine I have ever found that would do me any good." Price 50 cts. Sold by Snipes & Kinersly. FOR SALE. One lot, with a good dwelling and out buildings situated west of the Academy grounds, and fronting Liberty street on the east, is for sale at a bargain. Terms easy. Apply at this office for informa tion. Title perfect. Situation Wanted. A young lady with good references wishes situation in private family. Ap ply at this office. Sam Hop & Co. wish to inform the public that they have a very superior washer and ironer from Portland. Square Up. Charles L. Richmond, haviftg disposed of his grocery and livery stable business in The Dalies, has placed all accounts in the hands of L. A. Esteb for collection. All parties are required to make settle ment within thirty days. OUR BRIGHT, SHINING BLADE is -without a blemish.. Look at This: White Kid Gloves, 25 cents per pair. 20 yds. Print Calico, for only $1.00. Our Entire Stock of Clothing, Dry Goods, Laces and Em broideries, Boots and Shoes, Trunks and Valises, Blankets, Hats, Caps, Hosiery, Etc., Etc., jA-way, Away Down! ALSO : : : : A fall line of Gents' Furnishing Goods at away below Manufacturer's prices. S. &c UST. HARRIS, Cor. Court and Second Sts., The Dalles, Or. w u PL, m 'u. o 1-1 - D s 0 03 O 1 The Best and Cheapest. COME, SEE FOR YOURSELVES. HATS FOR WE HAVE IN New Styles for Spring and Summer, CONSISTING OF DERBY, FEDORA, CRUSH ER, Etc JOHN C. 109 SECOND STREET. Have You Seen Spring Millinery Goods 112 Second Street. THE EUROPEAN HOUSE. Tbe Corrugated Building next Door to Court Hour. Handsomely FnrnisM Rooms to Bent by tte Day, Wee or Monti. Meals Prepared by a First Class English Cook. TRANSIENT PATRONAGE SOLICITED. Good Sample Rooms for Commercial Men. WHS. H- FRflSEH, Pnopp. A. WKSOLO, The Boston Tailor, East End Second St. Suits Made to Order from $18.00 up. Pants from $5.00 up. Perfect Fit Ouaranleed. Chas. Allison, -Dealer in- PURE Headquarters at Chas, Lauer's. Uavine hud a fine harvest of nuriirjil Iim fh best in the world, I am prepared to furnish in uny quantity and at bottom prices. CHAS. ALLISON. Seed Wheat, " Oats, Corn, Rye, Potatoes, it tt Garden Seeds, Grass " Seeds in Bulk. -AT- c E5 IBS 13S J. H. CROSS' Hay, Grain-and Feed Store. m. CD t CD 1-1. H CD 9 5 3 2. s EVERYBODY STOCK ALL THE HERTZ, THE DALLES. OREGON. T H E at; ANNA PETER S GO. J. F. FORD, Evangelist, Of Dos Moines, Iowa writes under ii;:tc of Jlaroli aroh 23. ; a . Co l S. B. Mkd. Mfc Dufnr, Oregon. Geittt:7)icii : On arriving lmiue last week, I found i all well and anxiously await lag. Onr litt'o girl, eight and one-half years old, ; who had wasted away to "8 pounds, is ; now well, strong and vigorous, and well I fleshed up. S. B. Cough" Cure has done ; its work well. Both of the children liko I it. Your S. B. Cough Cure h.na cured j and kept away all hoarseness from me. So give it to every one, with greetings I for all. Wishing you prosperity, we arc Yours, Uk. & iks. J. F." Ford. If you wish to fee! fresh and cheerful, nnd ready for the Spring's work, cleanse your system with the Headache and Iaver Cure, by taLiug two or three doses 'each week. Sold under a positive guarantee. GO cents per bottle by all druggists. YOUR ATTENTION Is called to the fact that Hugh Glenn, Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement and Building Material of all kinds. Crrle the Finest Line of- Picture Mouldings To be found in the City. o - c - P- CD 72 CUashingtoo Stffeet.