V - Do You Want Come and Get It. We have received our first Invoice LESS THAN THEY ARE MARKED. flo Deuiatior; frory Tarled priee fteruard5. flESir This Offer enables you The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Entered a the Postofflee at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. j , MONDAY, APR. 1893 Weather Forecast. Official forecast for twenty-four hours ending at S p. m. tomorrow. Tuesday showers ; Wednesday fair and warmer whether. Pague. WEATHER. Maximum temperature, GO". Minimum temperature, 37. River, 9-9 feet above zero.- APRIL APHORISMS. And Other Sawed-off Paragraph Hast ily Constructed. There lived in the town of Charlotte An elderly party named -Bcotte, Kuthe s.:id, "my bones ache With this breeze from the lache." And he hastily got up and gotte. Mill creek is booming. Trees are commencing to leaf. The perfume of flowers scents the air. The Columbia is at jut stationary to day. - Snow on the Klickitat hills this morn ing. . A total eclipse of the sun on April 16th to which all are invited. Admission 3th ion free. The farmers generally have com menced a war on the squirrels. Now is the time to put out poison, Mr. T. At Hudson has set out five acres of Italian prunes and' one acre of choice grapes on Thompson's addition lue ministers ol Astoria have become interested in the gambling question and Sunday delivered sermons on that topic. John Carey and Hon. E. M. Chandler are painting their residences very prettily. N. Harris' new store is nearly ready for the painters. Mr. N. H. Fagan has set-out four acres in prunes and other choice fruits, also one acre of grapes ori his place in Thompson's addition. ' At the experience social in Ashland, one of the ladies sewed up her hunband's trousers and made him contribute before she would release them. The D. T. & I. Co. have just finished setting out 20 acres in Italian prunes on Thompson's addition, which is the largest orchard in Eastern Oregon It has been discovered at Umatilla that under a new process Columbia river sand will pan out $4 per day in gold. The sand is obtained twelve miles from Umatilla. The contestants in the gold medal contest to be given this evening at the ' Court house, are each one winners of the silver medals. We .hope a full house will greet the contestants. Several bands of scabby sheep -are found within the borders of Grant county. The law should be enforced in every instance and the owners be made to dip their sheep before they be allowed on the range. The chains on the free dikning fount ain have been broken and carried away by thoughtless boys. Parents ought to instruct their children. not to do this sort of thing. Perhaps they do and their efforts are in vain. A late number of the Idler adorns our desk. It is typographically and artis tically the leader of publications of this class, and between its comprehensive Spring Clothing, And for three days only, April 3d, 4th and 5th, WE WILL SELL THEM FOR One Dollar to Select from a Fresh. Stock at a Cut Hate. 4i' all goods marked in plain figures. covers is material to while away many an idle hour in the highest style of liter ary enjoyment. The Idler is appropri ately named. The weather at the Cascades yester day iB reported as exceptionally furious. The wind blew a gale, the rain simply poured, and on the higher elevations it snowed over a stretch of country for fifteen miles this side of the Cascades. The Cosmopolitan for April contains the beginning chapters of "Omega; or the End of the World." It is as exclu sively interesting as promised in the advertisements, and there is no laying the book aside until it is completed. "My old aunt over in Jackson county has sent me a jar of brandicd peaches," said Drinkemhard to a row of 'friends. "Now, while I don't like peaches, still I fully appreciate the spirit in which they were tendered.!' Lakeview Examiner. It is a newspaper's privilege and busi ness to express an opinion on all public issues. That opinion cannot meet the ideas of all, and it is useless to hold that the paper should keep still because it doesn't coincide with you in your views. Were a paper to be neutral on all public issues you would have no re spect for it. Yet some people do not seem to look at the matter intelligently. A good way to have a paper express your views at all times is to own and ontrol one. Pendleton Tribune. THROTTLE AND CAB. Meaty Morsels of News and Gossip for Trainmen. All trainmen are respectfully fi. 1 to eon- tribute to this column, the editor roieiving the lijrhtto reject anything which, iu his judgment, voum te uet.imentai to tne interests oi uie ai.or. Freight train No. 22 followed the pas senger in today. No. 7 was delayed one hour on account of the sand storm yesterday. A stock train beaded by two locomo tives passed through town last evening. Ben Wilkes is on our streets today, not for long, however. He has ac cepted a situation on the work train. - The track at the Reed ranch is said to be in better condition than ' ever. No more trouble is anticipated at that point. Washouts, landslides and sand e tor ids are a very great grievance to the rail road at present. However, trains are again running about on schedule time. Six feet of sand yesterday piled up in the cut just east of Grants within an hour. A force of men with shovels was sent up from here who soon disposed of XTnter Den Linden. If F. W. L. Skibbe's example yester day is followed by those bordering on Madison street, The Dalles, like Berlin, will have an Unter den Linden. He se cured some genuine lindens from Salem and planted them along the east side of his hotel. This street is the widest of any in The Dalles, being 20 feet wider than, ordinary, a move made many, many years ago in anticipation that the U. S. mint, the same which is now bo prominent a feature in San . Francisco, would be located here. Hence there is a fine opportunity for thiB street, though. short, to be the handsomest of any i The Dalles. Sam Hop & Co. have purchased the laundry recently owned by Gee Sing. They hope by careful attention to busi ness to merit a share of patronage. All accounts must be presented to Sam Hop & Co. within the next ten days. Sah Hop& Co. ' $i.oo? of Pease & Mays. Richardson Sasplcloned. George E. Richardson, the "hero of Yonculla," who saved a train from being wrecked and secured the thanks of the passengers, will probably soon appear iu a new light. A warrant has been made out for his arrest as one of the conspira tors, stories told by himself being con flicting, and the wounds which rendered him unconscious, etc., being only skin deep. The company doctor protested against being imposed upon and does not like to be called to doctor a man who is not sick. The theory is that it was pre-arranged that the rail should be displaced, and then that one of the men should be given marks of extreme vio lence, and then he should flag the train. Of course, for all this, the company would pay him handsomely, and the crowd would divide the reward. LATER. Geo. F. Richardson is in jail. The first intimation received by the Multno mah county officers that Richardson's arrest was contemplated was contained in a dispatch sent by Sheriff Noland lo Sheriff Kelly on Sunday. As the neces sary arrangements had not been com pleted, the matter was kept very quiet. Sheriff Kelly placed a deputy in charge of Richardson, but the latter was not informed of the officer's intention; and dwelt in blissful ignorance until he was taken to jail at 8 :30 o'clock Sunday night. He was greatly surprised at his arrest. Though not generally known, Rich ardson is the same man who "saved" the Union Pacific paBsenger train from destruction October 10th, 1S92.. While walking along the track at a point some where between Baker City and Pendle ton he discovered a boulder on the track, and rushed back and flagged the train by lighting a piece of bark. Subsequent developments tend to show that Rich ardson himself put the boulder on the track and then flagged the train in the hope of getting a reward. In thishe was disappointed, for he only received $8 from the passengers. He still denies that he put the boulder on the track but tells a plausible, story about it roll ing down a steep hill and alighting on the track. The Bed Front. Mr. C. L. Schmidt is now in possession of the Red Front grocery store, formerly occupied by John Booth, and he would like to have his friends and the public in general call on him and inspect his line of fine groceries, fresh California vegetables, etc., etc. . This store has long been popular by reason of the careful attention to business and enterprise of its former management, and the new owner proposes to maintain the excellent reputation it has deservedly Eecured. .; Annual Election. The following were elected a board of Idirectops for the D. P. & A. Co. for the (ensuing year: D.-M. French, B. F. paughlin.R. Mays, O. Kinersly, Ed. Williams, H. Glenn, and S. L. Brooks Good for Cow. The best feed for milch cows is sor ghum cane. It should be planted abont two feet apart in the rows and each row about e frcfapart. It cornea in the latter p. " .'it smmerwhen the grass is dry, fu -- ' V, o ll kinds are very fond of 5 ying cut off it will keep col ' cold weather. It ia the bt. "feed I have ever found i)r y formilch cowa. , ' Rim Rock. MOSJER MUSINGS. The Weekly Bonnd-Cp from Zitrely Correspondent. - Our Ob gentle spring, etherial mildness, A wayward elf are you. Come, hurry up our garden "sass," ' Then skip the tra-lu-lu. Mosier has organized a base ball club. The Fisher saw mill will soon begin a run on lumber for fruit boxes. . A good many garden seeds have Iteen placed in the ground to await Mother Earth's developments. About 500 cords of wood are still. on the railroad bank here, with no chance for shipment. . . . Deputy,. Sheriff Phirman purchased some fine hogs of J. Mosier .last week for his .ranch on "Government Flat."r . Ralph Booth smiles. again, Mrs. Booth having returned from a very pleasant visit with her parents in California. Miss Dollie Mosier is instructing the young idea how to shoot in district No 52, having commenced Monday.. Edgar and Wallace Husbands are sup plying the market here with lettuce and radishes, which were grown in their hot bouse. Lee Evans has planted out seven acres of. prune trees this spring. . There r ia no moss on Lee's back, and be don't care who' knows it. Mosier lost a good citizen last week when Mr. Sill left for Mt. Tabor to en gage in strawberry culture. The best wishes of all go with him. Easter rites were duly observed in Mosier, Rev. Mr. Rigsby preaching at the school house in district No. 8. A touching sermon was delivered com memorating Christ's resurrection, after which sacrament was partaken of by many," ... The sun kissing the dewdrop of an early morning, crowning our emerald fields with thousands of diadems of rare brilliancy makes the enraptured soul exclaim "Blamed if fall-sown grain isn't looking mighty peart in this local ity!" V The wild onions, which grow quite plentifully in the pastures at this time of year, get badly mixed in the shuffle by the milch cow, but show up full plenty in the butter.and milk deal that our bovine friends give us. "Will you loan me last week's Cmtoj icle?" ia the question asked week in and week out by several parties here. For the love of justice, Jones, stop going over to- Brown's to see if he is through with Smith's paper!' Get the , news legitimately. It will help your county, your neighbor and your town ; but rest assured it will help you the most 'every time. Despite the rain last Friday evening, the. largest' gathering this season was present at the social hop given by Mr. and Mrs. Watt. It's putting it rather mild to say that a good time was had by all it couldn't have been otherwise with Mr. and Mrs. Watt acting as host and hostess. The dawn, as usual, stole a march on the merry-makers, and thus ended one of the most agreeable little hoedowns ever held in thia vicinity. It is indeed a happy home that hears the prattling of small voices and the pattering of little feet. Mr. and Mrs. Newell Harlan are entertaining a pair of little ones, who were duly registered at the home ranch on Easter day,' the day for all to rejoice because of -the excel lence of the good things given. The happy parents are now blessed four times with little ones to cheer life's journey onward, all girls. - Sub. . Spring; and Mechanics. Wamic,' April 3, 1893. ; Spring is here, of course. Woke up from her long sleep at last; seems greatly refreshed, too; emiles with a broad, Chinooky. smile, and- all of the natural world, that we have had a chance to watch carefully, smiles back at her. Spring! Wonder why spring is of the feminine gender, anyway. Not being versed in the biography of Miss Spring, and never having met any trustworthy person who waa present at her christening, I naturally conclude that she waa named by men ; good, loyal, chivalrous men.who recognized in the gentle, soothing and encouraging elements of this first grand division of the seasons, the right to the first choice of sex. I suppose that it happened this way. Anyway I'm sure it happened. Our little burg came very near giving birth last week to a wonderful phenom enon in the shape of an inventor of per petual motion. He (the inventor) was born as a boy about thirty-five years ago. For some eighteen years thereafter he grew physically and became a man. Since becoming 'a man be has grown mentally, his mind running principally In scientific grooves, until now be is nearly a phenomenon. He has been orking on his model' for several weeks; as it perfected, so far aa mechanical ntrivance goes, and had not that oublesome element, called friction in e school boy's text book, -intruded itself, Edison would now be lying in the somber shade of the phenomenon above mentioned. Such ' little - incidents as these are powerful arguments in favor of popular practical education. Just talk to any ordinary boy, who has taken a course in the exact sciences, about pro ducing perpetual motion by a combina tion of the mechanical powers, and see how quickly he'll tell you that you are not very much "in it;" that your scheme ia no good, any . how ; that he means to post up on political econ omy ; that when he baa spare time he means i ' to study electricity, and that when he knows all about electricity, etc., he thinka he'll tackle meteorology; but be is not sure, however, that mete orology will do to bank on. Will let you know his opinion later. Good morning ! and he is gone to work. - Kndersby Etchings. Endeksby, Or., April 3d,' 1893. Editor Chboxicxe : Not seeing any thing in your valuable paper from this burg for some time, we thought it time some one should break the long silence, therefore these few items : . The people in this vicinity are- all busy plowing and putting in grain. ' The ground haa never been in better condi tion and the weather being cool, farmers are taking time by the forelock and get ting in every acre they can. The fall sowed grain is growing fine and prom ises a big yield. .. The weather for the last few days haa turned warmer, which accounts for the snow disappearing in the mountains and the sudden rising of all streams 8-Mile creek is higher than it has been for many years, so look oat for lots of wheat and plenty of gooseberries. We noticed a few days, ago our post master at Endersby looking over the groqnd cautiously. We thought, per haps, with a view to the location of the site for the Eastern Oregon- insane asylum. The thought struck us the lo cation would be magnificent if we only could get the great I Ain of Oregon to ac cept of the profferred site. We have a fine building here, built about a - year ago for a grange hall which, I think, we could induce the grangers to donate with the site. .1 think that would be ample and sufficient for an asylum for Eastern Oregon for the next' twenty years. At least by so doing it would take another burden off the taxpayers of Oregon and relieve the state board of equalization of the grave responsibility of raising such an enormous tax for state purposes. Of course all of Western Oregon will have to have their regular pull at . the front teat, while we of Eastern Oregon will have to take what we can get of the hind thereof, and we are easy to wean. We have heard and read a great deal about the great work our last legislature had done in fixing up the mortgage . tax law and other matters of no account to the people. We would expect better legislature from an ordinary lot of school boys than we received from our last legislation. There is one thing they al ways get in right and that is voting themselves reading matter, stamps and paper to last them for years to come. Perhaps we have said enough on thia question at present, ' and would like to turn your attention to the good work our able road supervisor Mr. Ryan of 5-Mile ia doing on his portion of the road. While there ia so much said all over the state about the best methods of road working, presumably by men who never did a day's road work in their lives, but sit on the fence and tell' how it should be done. We feel, with Mr. Ryan, that more work and leas talk is what makes good roads, and for proof of this you have only to drive over the 5-Mile hill. If you don't go to sleep before getting over that good road you will take off your hat and hurrah for Ryan, as he has put the road in better condition than it has been for years. Seviixk. Ice cream, cream soda, soda water, etc., at Columbia Candy factory. To Our Customers And the Public in G-eneral: Once More to the Front, Where our prices will ALWAYS be the Lowest" We propose to make a slaughter, and will -throw our entire stock on the mar ket at slaughter prices to make room for our mammoth new stock this season. We will give you . Bargai In Dress Goods Clothing Hats and Caps Cents' Furnishing Goods . Boots, Shoes and Slippers Neckwear Towels White Goods . Ribbons Outing Flannels Crossbars Embroideries, Laces, Curtains ins Bargai ins Bargains Bargains In fact all of the above will buy them elsewhere - Cor. HATS FOR EVERYBODY WE HAVE IN STOCK ALL THE New Styles for Spring and Summer, . ' CONSISTING OF -' DERBY, FEDORA, CRUSH ER, Etc JOHN G. HERTZ, 109 SECOND STREET. THE DAIXES. OEEGON. - Wheat For Bogs. Mr. O. A. Corey, of Ross county, Or.,, answers a question of the Rural New Yorker as to why he fed wheat thus: "It is cheaper than corn at 40 cents a bushel. This is how I came to feed wheat. When I can sell corn at 40 cents to 50 cents per bushel, I can make more out of it than I can by selling wheat at 68 cents. The main reason now for feed ing wheat, which I have learned by ex perience, lies in the fact that wheat is a more perfect' ration than corn for a young growing animal. I feed dry, whole grain not in troughs or in piles, but scattered aa thin as for chickens on a floor or grass award. The object ia to compel the animal to consume it twice in mastication. . The slow mastication, and the hardness of the grain excite an extra flow of saliva, and this ia the best agent to liberate sugar from the etarch. in the grain. Science teaches that this ia the best known agent for this purpose.' I feed corn somewhat in the same man ner, only in the ear, never feeding more at the winding up than they will eat up clean in 90 minutes. . I always want them to be ready for their feed. - I only feed twice a day, at stated times, as regularly as possible and not varying more than 10 or fifteen minutes. I, re gard this as important, for I have, noticed that, when fed at regular hours, the saliva will escape from the mouth at the first or second bite. When fed at an unseasonable hour this is not the The poets sing, in dainty Thymes, Of summer days and sunny climes, . Of beauteous maidens, passing fair. With witching tyes and waving hair. Till near the end you're apt to see 'Tis but an ad. for P. F. P. that is Pierce's Favorite Prescription, the infallible and guaranteed remedy for all kinds of female weakness, which cures the ailments of feeble, "run down" and debilitated women, and re stores them to youthfulness and beauty once more. The price, of this royal remedy,-Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion, is but $1 a bottle, and money re funded in every case if it doesn't give satisfaction. See guarantee' on bottle wrapper. WOOD, WOOD, WOOD. Best grades of oak, fir, and slab cord ' wood, at lowest market rates at Jos. T. Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer son streets.) SAN FRANCISCO Photograph Gallery, East gd, 5eeoi?d St., East of Win gate Hall, and opposite Wesola's Tailor Shop, The Dp lies, Or. First-Class Photos. All Work Guaranteed. A. WESOLO, The Boston Tailor, East End Second St. Suits Made to Order from $18.00 rip. Pants from $5.00 up. Ferfeet Fit Guaranteed. Bargains Bargains Bargains Bargains be sold cheaper than you can - . - Come and see. Court and Second Sts., The Dalles, Or. H A T S