I jow much a man is like his Bhoes; rl For instance, both a soul may lose; J Both have been tanned ; both are made tight By cobblers; both Ret left and right. Both need a mate to be complete; And both are made to go on feet. They both need healing; oft are Bold, And" both in time will turn to mould. With shoes the last is first; with men The first shall be the last ; and when The shoes wear out they're mended new ; When men wear out they're men-dead too; They both are trod upon, and both Will tread on others, nothing loth. Both have their ties, and both incline. When polished, in the world to shine ; And jboth peg out. Now, would you choose To be a man or be his shoes? o - We Lilly, Brackett&Cos Shoes. THE BEST ON EARTH Hanci- Sewed FOB Gentlemen - " iri- "x ' PERSONAL. MENTION. We Warrant them to Wear. We Insure them to Fit. We Guarantee them to Please, SPRING STOCK JUST RECEIVED ALL GOODS MARKED tf. IN PLAIN FIGURES. I" PEASE & MAYS. The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Entered a the PostofEce at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. TUESDAY - - - MAR. 28, 1893 Weather Forecast. at Official forecast for twenty-four hours ending 5 p. m. tomorrow. Tuesday light ' rain and warmer, Wednesday, clearing and stationary tem perature. Pague. MARCH MELANGE. Stray Bits of Newl Gathered From All Sources. He told her of his high estate As he sought her love to (rain : He boasted of his Norman blood. Which also was iu vain; lie nuinC'l the sum he was insured The muiden caught her breath; Her head sought rest upon his breast; She said; "I'm yours till death." fit A model spring day. The mercury announced 60 degrees 1 o'clock. J. F. Johnson has been appointed postmaster at Pendleton. A general sickness resembling la grippe is reported from Mosier. . A carload of Chinamen passed through to Taffe's fishing grounds today - A force of men are at work upon the big trestle below the Umaiilla-haosfi The "Deestrick Skule" will rehearse this evening at 8 p. m. at the Methodist church. The river rose 8-tenths in the last twenty-fonr hours. It is now two feet and a half above zero level. The regular meeting of the city coun cil will be held on Saturday night, in stead of Monday as heretofore. ' " The contractors on the Judge Brad- ehaw residence are at work excavating for the foundation and getting material on the ground. J. J. Cozart of Canyon citv is here with 27 head of fine young horses, which may be seen" at the City etablea He will ship them below. Seven thousand fruit trees will be . planted on Switzler island, near Pendle ton, this spring, together with 10,000 grape vines. Water will be pumped from the Columbia for irrigating pur poses. , ' Att'y. H. S. Wilson was observed this morning piling and burning green apple boughs. He said he was going to stay with the job until it was done. It is probable he has changed his mind by this time, and turned the job over to an expressman. ' Why do you signjuoui nuiliu JT John B. B. B. Brons&n?" asked Hawkins. "Because it is my name," said Bronson. I was christened by & minister who stuttered." . I A civil action to recover money upon an open account was heard before L. S. Davis, justice of the peace, this after noon. Jonn Lt. Tnompson is piaintm vs. John H. Baker and wife, defendants. A proposed feature of the grand en campment at Pendleton is to form a little army of 300 school children, with baskets of flowers for weapons, to march in front of the veterans in the parade, and adorn their pathway with a floral 6bower. They are getting tired of rain in Asto ria. lne Jierala says : "xne sun only shone one minute last week. It came out to see if Frank O'Bruno was drunk, and then went back. Scientists predict that the sun will again be visible for a few moments in August, but many think it is only imagination. At the lost river hot springs, not far from Olene, can be seen thousands of suckers, or mullets, piled up dead and dying. They are, it is alleged, killed by the hot water. ' There they lie "by the nillions," our informants tell us. In course of time not many of these dead jjlteh are to be seen most of them being Larawn down and away by the current. Klamath Star. A Brave Soldier. Boyd, Or., March 27th, 1893. Ir. Editor : By your permission, we would like to chronicle the startling news of a brave soldier's action. As Mr. C. B. Cocker line, a militiaman belonging to company A, was going yesterday on an errand from Boyd postoffice to Mr. Bolton's, he was startled by the sight of a man lying in the road before him, apparently dead or in terrible distress. As be ap proached within about 120 feet he began to turn white in the face, and in an in stant he ran the spurs in his horse's side and started back on the dead run to tell the people at the store of the start ing news. He reached the store out of reath, and then he led the way back .oward the man, with his brother and Ir. Smith following him. When they pproached the man proved to be Mr. 'George Bice, who saw bim coming and threw himself down to try the soldier's grit. The soldier says he will return tne joke ot a soldier's retreat irom a dead man. . . Moses. Remains Exhumed. Lung Destroyer. The law against minors smoking cig arettes is being enforced in Portland. The Oregonian of yesterday morning tells of the arrest of Martin flickey, 18 yeara old, who was arrested on the street by an officer. " There is a national movement percep tible against the deadly cigarette which is eminently fitting if the United States would preserve the vigor of their youth. fW ashington has passed sumptuary laws and the general government is framing legislation to apply to all the states in the union. It is hence the duty of local officers to enforce the law at The Dalles whenever they see it broken, and the task will be made easier now that Port land has broken the ice. - Fine Fish. Chameleon-like, Mexico, adjoining the United States on ' the south, has assumed its political com plexion, caused by -the accession of the democratic party into power, on the tariff question, and now admits corn' free ol duty. - ; Mr. B. S. Huntington received yester daja large light Brahma rooster from J. M.'Ganison. The sire of this fowl was imported from the Eastern states by Mr. Gunison and cost, besides transpor tation, $50. Mr. Huntington has a fine flock of light Brahmas.. in which he lakes much pride, - . Mr. Polk Butler, of Nansene, is in the city. H reports the weather cool and .jf the season backward; that the grain and grass are growing slowly and stock . are doing well. He dehorned 150 head of cattle about a couple of weeks ago and they are in fine condition on the range. The prospects for a large and heavy yield of grain has not been so good for years as the present promises. J D. Whitman, the manager of the TLost River cannery, was in town Mon id ay mgnt. lie Bays that he nas put up 700 cans, enough to test the marketable qualities of the fish, and is drying nearly wnicn will require about a month's time to completely cure. (He is vell satisfied with the undertaking and Believes the Lost River product to be the best food fish ever prepared for mar ket. He sent a number of packages of fresh fish to Medford people who are de lighted with their flavor. Klamath Express. Nerer Kick a Sknnk. Strange that an Indian don't know when a skunk has got the drop on him ! Wednesday morning as Justice Robinson was leading a hot skunk across the church-house bridge to be shot, an In dian stole up . behind the animal and kicked him. The next moment the In dian fell with his wet face toward the cold North and his heels toward Siskiyou county. 'He is another unfortunate who didn't know it was loaded. Klamath Star. " Tonne Folk. 1 Prof. Aloes has done wonderful work for the young folks of this city, aged ten to eighteen years. Remember 6nly one weeir. more. J. M. McEntree, roadmaster, and A. J. Borie were east-bound passengers to day. - i ; -.?- . - Ben. Robeson, of the" Oregon City Mf'g Uo., residing in Portland, is in town today. . . J. S. Hunter, Chafe: Fratherj and W. E. Husky came iu from Mosier on to day's passenger, . . .- Mrs. M. . Wilkerson,. who. haa been visiting her sister,; Mrs." Biakeiey, has returned to. her home in Portland: , t Dr. Rinehart went to Arlington On the noon train, where he was called to am putate a boy's leg. - He will return't-' morrow.. : j - ' ; Hon. W. II. Biggs, of Wasco, is in town. He substantiates, the numerous reports hitherto given in regard to the condition of stock. ..; : Mr. C. A. Fisher, father of Mrs. I. I. Burget, returned to his home in Iowa last . Sunday eve, after a visit of -six months with bis daughter. Mr. Fisher is much pleased with this part of Ore gon and will return as soon as ne can dispose of his valuable property in the iiawkeye state. f - - ' HOTKIi AKKIVALS. ' ; '. . Columbia A Srivlay, Los Angeles, Cal ; Wm Meador, 5-Mile creek ; II Hasman, (joldendale; U K Reynolds, Lyle ; J R Harris, J D Nester, Wm Mor ris, Wm ' Richard, Portland ; David Hearney , John Thomas, Pendleton ; ti C Delro, Baker City ;'CH Smart, Grass Valley; u j Ureen, wm uevars, uoi- lns jLanding; J .Backus, Hood Kiver; M Moet, Dutur. , Speculation Party. Messrs. Crandall & Burget, under takers, completed the exhuming of the remains of Mrs. C. J. Curtis today, and they will ,be taken to Seattle by this afternoon's train, under the supervision of Mr. L. Curtis, a son of the deceased. The casket was in good condition and really sound, not being decayed at all. The remains have been interred twelve years, and will be laid beside her hus band in Seattle, who died about a month ago. Mr, C. J. Curtis was .the O. R. & N. Co. master mechanic at the company's machine shops in this citv for a number of years. ' -. . ' ' Joaepti v . uory, of Warsaw, 111., was troubled with rheumatism and tried a number of different remedies, but says none of them seemed to do him any good; but finally be got bold of one that speedily cured him. He was much pleased with it, and telt sure that others similarly afflicted would like to know what the remedy was that cured him He states for the benefit of the public that it is called Chamberlain's Pain Balm. For sale by Biakeiey & Hough ton, uruggists. . Card of Thanks. We desire through this medium to extend our sincere thanks to our friends whose kind sympathy and help was ex tended during the illness and death of our little girl. " Mb. and Mrs. John Elton. Miss Maie Williams entertained a few of her most intimate friends last even ing at a "speculation party," and from the confident manner in which some of the young people speculated it was evi dent they had no misgivings as to their success. Among the many prizes won was a typical ''red man," who must have betn imbibing freely, as Deputy Marshal Jameson carried him off. Mr. H. French came out ahead of all the gentlemen in his speculations and was presented with a nicely-bound book, while Miss Marden has less dread of the warm weather, having won a lieautiful fan. Lunch was scarcely over before all were more than pleased at the famil iar sound of the mandolin and guitar Miss Maie then sang two of the sweetest solos the company have been privileged to hear for some time, and after singing, dancing, conversation, etc., the jolly crowd were compelled by the lateness of the hour to disband. Talk's cheap, but when it's backed up by a pledge of the hard cash of a finan cially responsible firm, or .company, of world-wide reputation for fair and lion orable dealing, it means business ! Now, there are scores of sarsaparillas and other blood-purifiers, all cracked up to be the beet, purest, most peculiar and wonderful, but bear in mind (for your own sake), there's only one guaranteed blood-purifier and remedy for torpid liver and all diseases 'that come from bad blood. That one standing solitary and alone sold on trial, is Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discov ery. If it doesn't do good in skin, scalp and scrofulous diseases and pulmonary con sumption is only lung-scrofula jusfjjpt its makers know and get your money back. Talk's cheap, but to back a poor med icine, or a common one, by selling it on trial, as "Golden Medical Discovery" is sold, would bankrupt the largest fortune. Talk's cheap, but only "Discovery" is uaranteed. ' To Our Customers And the Public in General: Once More to the Front, Where our prices will ALWAYS be the Lowest" We propose to make a slaughter, and will throw our entire stock on the mar ket at slaughter prices to make room for our mammoth new stock this season. We will give yon : v, ; - . . . .. Bargains gains gains Bargains In Dress Goods - Clothing Hats and Caps Gents Furnishing Goods Boots, Shoes and Slippers Neckwear Towels White Goods Ribbons Outing Flannels Crossbars Embroideries, Laces, Curtains Bargains Bargains Bargains Bargains In fact all of the above will be sold cheaper than you can buy them elsewhere - - - - Come and see. ! " Cor. Court and Second Sts., 'The Dalles, Or. Have You Seen T H E Spring Millinery Goods AT: 112 Second Street. ANNA PETER S CO. City Stables BURHAM & Robertson, Proprietors. Corner of Fourth and Federal Sts., The Dalles, Oregon. These Stables have on hand the finest Livery in Eastern Oregon, and can accommodate patrons with either Single or Double Rigs, closed Hacks or Carriages day or night. MORE ROOM. Also, can furnish First Class .accommodations to teamsters with freight or driving teams, having added to their Btables large feeding and wagou room. Commercial Patronap Solicitei . HATS FOR EVERYBODY WE HAVE IN STOCK ALL THE vi New Styles for- Sprjng and Summer, HAB5IXO. inst, by Kev. W. H. Wil son, at nis residence, Arthur il. iieal, and Agnes . D. . Cooper, : all of Wasco county, Oregon. - The best wishes of their many friends go with them to their home on Mill Creek. ' DIED. At Morrow, Wisconsin. March 20th. Washington Hill, aged 74 years. Deceased was the father of Mrs. J. B. Condon of this city. He attained his 74th birthday Sunday, and died the fol lowing Monday. Joles Bros, have early Rose seed pota toes for sale. - . PROFESSOR J. ALOES One feel lore Only! Strength and Health. - If you are not feeling strong and healthy, try Electric Bitters. If "la grippe" has left you weak and weary, use Electric Bitters. This remedy acts directly on liver, stomach and kidneys, gently aiding those organs to perform their functions. If you are afflicted with sick headache, you will find speedy and permanent relief by taking , Electric Bitters. One trial will convince you that this is the remedy you need. Large bottles only 50c. at Snipes & Kinersly's drug 8 tore. ." ' NOTICE. All Dalles Citv warrants registered prior to May 1, "1S91, will be paid if presented at my office. Interest ceases from and after this date. - Dated, Jan. 3d, 1893. - L. Eobdbn, tf . Treas. Dalles City. WOOD, WOOD, WOOD. Best grades of oak, fir and slab cord wood, at lowest market rates at Jos. T. Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer son streets.) Of 642 Market street. San Francisco, now located in the parlors of the Umatilla House, The Dalles, Or., desires to notify the public In general that he will remain In The Dalles a short time only, and reauests that all who desire to consult him about their eyes call on him at their earliest convenience, and he will perform the work in a perfect manner. The professor refers to the following ladies and s-entleinen: . Ex-Governor Stevenson, Boise City; Bishop Glorieux, : Dr. , M. E. Spaul ding, Boise City; Prof. Marsh, Pacific Uni versity, Forest Grover H. E. Neal, Capitol State Bauk, Boise City;' CoL Bailey, U. 8. A.; J, Mc- Klnnon, warden Oregon penitentiary, Salem Dr. Powers, Stanford University; W. T. Kamo, Milton Harlan, Miss Lauer, Mrs. G. W. Rowland, John Michell, E. P. Fits Gerald, Mrs. D. Bolton, Co. Treas. Wm. Michell, Pat Fagan, The Dalles; C. J. Mellia, agent, Huntington; .Miss Stalker, school teacher, Huntington. The oculist haa a valuable cure for Catarrh and Deafness and he invites all who desire a free test of the same to call on him. Remember this is free and costs no money. No peddlers euipioyeu. . Artificial glass eves Inserted to perfection Remember, the professor is the only on; that carries a complete set 01 tools, wnere lenses can oe grouna on tne premises u necessary. CONSISTING OF DERBY, FEDORA, CRUSHER, Etc JOHN C. HERTZ, ,109 SECOND STREET. THE DALLES. OREGON; H A DRUGS 'Snipes & Kim ersly. -THE LEADING I- XT JFS- Handled by Three Registered Druggists'. s ALSO ALL THE LEADING is -:.' Patent (Dedieines and Dwggists Sundries. HOUSE PAINTS. OILS AND GLASS. Agents for Murphy's. Fine Varnishes and the only agents in. the City for The Sherwin, "Williams Co.'s Paints. ; , , WE ARE '' . The Largest" Dealers in Wall Paper. Finest Line of Imported Key West and Domestic Cigars. ' . Agent for Tansill's Punch. : r . 129 Second Street, ! : The Dalles. Oregon W.H. YOUNG, BlaeKsitftawaMSllflp General Blackamitbmg and Work clone promptly, ardr all-; work -' Guaranteed. Horse Shoeing a Speciality TM Street, 015. Mb's oil Stati The St. : Charles Hotel, PORTJ-AJMD. OREGON. TLia old, popular-and reliable house baa been entirely refurnished, and every room has been re papered and -repainted and -newly carpeted throughout. The house contains 170 rooms and is supplied with ereTy-inodern convenience. Kates reasonable. A good restaurant attached to the house.- Frer bus to and from all trains. " : ; , ; C. W. KNOWLES, Prop.