The Dalles Daily Chronicle.
THE DALLES ... OREGON
MONDAY, --- - MAE. 13, 1893
Published Dally, Sunday Excepted.
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THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO.
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Corner Second and Washington Streets, The
Dalles, Oregon.
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YUirtwen laxins T,an Men.
If thirteen young men lawyers and
physicians who have just organized a
Thirteen club in this city, can find a
haunted house to meet in they will be
most happy. The organization i nearly
complete, the bylaws and rule hare
been drawn up and adopted, and tbe
only thing lacking is the haunted house.
If this cannot be found it is proposed to
use the dead house owned by the town.
Among the rules are almost everything
superstitious people avoid. The presi
dent is to sit under an open umbrella
during all meetings and at the quarterly
dinners. A ladder will be raised in the
room, and every member entering will
pass under it. A crosseyed janitor will
be secured, and one of the members
whose hair is fiery red will be obliged to
enter the meeting room first every time
it is opened.
A skeleton will be seated opposite the
president at every feast, and two black
cats will be purchased and kept in the
clubroom. Each member takes a solemn
obligation to look at the new moon over
his left shoulder, pass on each side of a
post when two are walking together,
walk between any couples who may be
seen talking together on the street, and
do everything contrary to the accepted
custom. The meetings will be held on
Friday evenings, and if any member has
to make a journey he will start on Fri
day or the 13th of the month. New
Haven Cor. New York Sun.
Carious Tomb of as Kentuckiau.
Several weeks ago Mr. James Golden,
a well known lumber dealer of Hick
man, Ky., died there and was buried
with a strict conformity with the -provisions
of a remarkable will. He had
while in health a strong fear of being
buried alive, fostered probably by read
ing accounts of the few cases of this
kind that are known to have occurred,
and he determined to take no chances in
that line that could possibly be avoided.
He caused a tomb to be erected, and in
that tomb had an opening left on the
east side large enough for a man to pass
through. This was covered with glass.
In his will he stipulated that a strong
hammer should be placed in the casket
with him, and that the lid of the coflin
should not be screwed down, so that if
by chance he should be consigned to the
tomb before his life was extinct he
might, if he gained power to move, push
off the lid and with the hammer break
out the glass in the opening left for the
purpose and thus escape a lingering,
horrible death. His instructions were
faithfully obeyed. Friends took it upon
themselves to watch the tomb and be
near in case the gentleman's fears should
prove well founded and render him as
sistance. But death came with an un
erring shot, and he still slumbers peace
fully in his casket. Columbus (Ky.)
Forum.
Two Queer Names.
When a petition for a new postoffice in
the mountains of Virginia was received
some weeks ago it was found that the
nalfte submitted was undesirable. The
petitioners were so notified and requested
to submit a list of names in order of
preference. The new list contained no
names acceptable, and the assistant
postmaster general directed an under
official to select a name himself. The
clerk immediately walked to the map,
and, locating tbe office, discovered that
there wats a mountain hard by named
Purgatory, and the new postoffice was
given the name of Purgatory. When
the establishing papers were forwarded
to the petitioners, and they were re
quested to submit a name for postmaster,
they returned the name of George God
bethero. So that the new postoffice of
Purgatory is presided over by George
Godbethere. Baltimore American.
A Jury with Bard Sense.
From a town almost near enough to
Philadelphia to be called a suburb comes
a story of unique dispensation of justice
by a jury from around about the vicin
ity. The case was one in which the
prosecution was brought by a young
woman against a young man. Despite
the eloquent pleading of the lawyer for
the fair one, the jury rendered a verdict
of acquittal, and then proceeded to as
Bess the defendant a fourth of the costs,
the prosecutrix a fourth, the constable
who arrested the prisoner a fourth, and
the justice of the peace who sent the
case to court a fourth. The judge re
marked that that wasn't much of a jury
for law, but it was strong in the way of
common sense. Philadelphia Record.
Quick Witted.
An actor, now famous, made 'his first
appearance on the stage in a provincial
city where theater goers were accustom
ed to make their disapproval felt when
an entertainer did not succeed in pleas
ing them. He was young and nervous
and failed dismally in the part he was
endeavoring to piesent, aad soon found
himself the target for an assortment of
objectionable bric-a-brac. When the
uproar was at its highest on of his dis
gusted auditors flung a cabbage head at
him. As it fell on the stage the actor
picked it up and stepped forward to the
footlights. He raised his hand to com
mand silence, and when his tormentors
paused to hear what he had to say, ex
claimed, pointing to the cabbage head'
"Ladies and gentlemen, I expected to
please you with my acting, but 1 confess
I did hot expect that any one in the
audience would lose his head over it."
He was allowed to proceed without
further molestation. P. Mc Arthur in
Harper's.
PROFESSIONAL CAKDf..
DSIDDALX Dentist. Gas given for the
painless extraction of teeth. Also teeth
set on flowed aluminum plate. Rooms: Sign of
the Golden Tooth, Second Street.
TV
K. G. B. SANDERS,
Graduate of theUmversity of Michigan.
Suc-
cessor to Dr. Tucker.
Ofnce over Frenchs'
Bank, The Dalles, Or.
37 Chapman block.
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DR. O. D. D O AN E PHYSICIAN AND SUB
gkok. Office; rooms 5 and 6 Chapman
Block. Residence: 8. E. corner Court and
Fourth streets, sec nd door from the corner.
Office hours 9 to 12 A. M., 2 to 5 and 7 to i F. M.
H.
H. KIDDELL Attorney-at-Law Office
Court Street, The Dalles, Oregon.
I. B. DUFUR. FRANK MENEFEE.
DUFUR, & MENEFEE Attorneys - at
law Rooms 42 and 43, over Post
Office Building, Entrance on Washington Street
The Dalles, Oregon.
T H. WILSON Attorney-at-law Rooms
TV.. 52 and S3, New Vogt Block, Second Street,
The Dalles, Oregon.
AS. BENNETT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Of-
flee in Schanno's building, up stairs. The
Dalles, Oregon.
T. r. MAYS. B. 8. HUNTINGTON. H. S. WILSON.
MAYS, HUNTINGTON fe WILSON ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW
Offices, French's block over
First National Bank. I i Dalles. Oregon.
SOCIETIES.
ASSEMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K.
of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes
days of each month at 7:30 p. m.
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ASCO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. & A. M. Meets
nrst ana third Monday ox each month at 7
DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6.
Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday
of each month at 7 P. M.
MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD.
Mt. Hood Camp No. 59, Meets Tuesday even
ing of each week in Fraternity Hall, at 7 :30 p. m.
COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, L O. O. F. Meets
every Friday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K.
of P. hall, corner Second and Court streets.
Sojourning brothers are welcome.
H. Clough, Sec'y. H. A. Bills, N. G.
FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. Meets
every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, In
Schanno's building, corner of Court and Second
streets. Sojourning members are cordially in
vited. W. S. ( RAM.
D. W.Vadse, K. of R. and S. C. C.
WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE
UNION will meet every Friday afternoon
at 3 o'clock at the reading room. All are Invited.
Harmon Lodge No. 501, L O. G. T. Regular
weekly meetings Monday at 7:30 r. M., at
Fraternity Hall. A 11 are 1 nvited.
TEMPLE LODGE NO. 3, A. O. U. W. Meets
in Fraternity Hall, over Kellers, an Second
street, Thursday evenings at 7:30.
Paul Krkft,
W. S Myers, Financier. M. W.
J AS. NESMITH POST, No. 32, G. A. R. Meets
every Saturday at 7:30 P. M., In the K. of P.
Hall.
B.
OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in
the K. of P. Hall.
GESANG VEREIN Meets every
evening in the K. of P. Hall.
Sunda
BOF L, F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in
K. of P. Hall the first and third Wednes
day of each month, at 7 3i p. m.
THE CHURCHES.
ST. fETERS CHURCH Rev. Father Brons
gkest Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at
7 a. m. High Mass at 10:30 a.m. Vespers at
7 P. M.
ST. PAULS CHURCH Union Street, opposite
Fifth. Rev. Eli D. SutcUffe Rector. Services
every Sunday at 11 A. M. and 7 :S0 P. M. Sunday
School9:45 A. M. Evening Prayer on Friday at
7:S0
FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. Tay
lor, Pastor. Morning services every Sab
bath at the academy at 11 a. m. Sabbath
bchool immediately after morning services.
Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor's resi
dence. Union services in the court house at 7
P. M.
CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C.
Curtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11
A. M. and 7 P. M. Sunday School after morning
service. Strangers cordially invited. Seats free.
ME. CHURCH Rev. J. Whislkr, pastor.
Services every Sunday morning at 11 a. m.
Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock p. m. Epworth
League at 6:30 p. M. Prayer meeting every
Thursday evening at 7 :30 o'clock. A cordial in
vitation is extended by both pastor and people
to all.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH Rev. J. W. Jenkins,
Pastor. Preaching in the Congregational
Church each Lords Day at 3 P. M. All are
cordially invited
Evang. Lutheran church, Ninth street. Rev. A.
Horn, pastor. Services at 11:30 a. m. Sunday
school at 2:30 p. m. A cordial welcome to every
one.
Undertaknc Establishment!
PRINZ & NITSCHKE
DEALERS IN
Furniture and Carpets
We have added to our business a
somplete Undertading Establishment,
and as we are in no way oonnected with
the Undertakers' Trust! our prices will
be low accordingly.
The St. Charles Hotel,
PORTLAND, OREGON.
This old, popular and reliable house
has been entirely refurnished, and every
room has been repapered and repainted
and newly carpeted throughout. The
house contains 170 rooms and is supplied
with every modern convenience. Kates
reasonable. A good restaurant attached
to the house. Frer bus to and from all
trains.
C. W. KNOWLES, Prop.
The Snug.
W. H. UTTS, Prop.
No. 90 Second Sreet, The Dalles, Or,
This well known stand, kept by the
wen Known vv. n. uutts, long a resi
dent of Wasco county, has an extraordi
nary fine stock of
Sheep Herder's Delight and Irish Disturbance.
In fact, all the leading brands of fine
Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Give the
old man a call and you will come again.
STEAM WOOD SAW
We are in the field for the fall and winter
work, and will cut, split and pile wood
at the lowest possible rates,
NONE BUT WHITE LABOR EMPLOYED
We are here to Btay, will spend our money
here, and try and do satisfactory work.
Order boxes at Chrisman & Corson's, cor
ner of Michelbach block, and at the ma
chine, corner of Washington and Fourth
streets.
J. 0. MEINS. : : : THE DALLES
CHA8. STUBL1NG.
OWEN WILLIAMS.
Stubling & Williams.
The Get-mama,
SECOND ST.,
THE DALLES, - OREGON
Dealets in Wines. Liouors and
Cigars. Milwaukee Beer on Draught.
BILIOUSNESS.
The S. B. Headache and Liver Cure.
fae! PHYSIC !scuha
If taken as directed, we Guarantee Sat
isfaction or reiuna your money.
DON'T SICKEN. DON'T GRIPE.
60 cents per bottle by all druggists.
YOUIt UTTEJlTIOfl
Is called to the fact that
Hagh Glenn
Dealer in Glass, Lime, Plaster, Cement
and Building Material of all kinds.
Carrie the Finest Line of
Picture jnoumiD gs
To be found in tbe City.
72 LOashington Street.
From TERjaitfflli of IflTEfllOR Points
THE
RHILROHD
Is the line to take
TO ALL POINTS EAST AND SOUTH.
It is the Dining Car Route. It runs Through
vesnouieo. Trains every aay in tne year to
p. paul and Chicago
NO CHANGE OF CARS.
Composed of Dining Cars unsurpassed. Pull
man Drawing Room Sleepers of latest equipment.
TOURIST SLEEPING CARS
Best that can be constructed, and in which
accommodations are both Free and Furnished
for holders of First and Second-class Tickets, and
ELEGANT DAT COACHES
A continuous line, connecting with all lines,
affording direct and uninterrupted service.
Pullman Sleeper reservations can be secured
in advance through any agent of the road.
THROUGH TIGKETS
England and Europe can b
To and from all
TointR in Amerirn.
England and Europe can be purchased at any
ticket office of the company.
Full information concerning rates, time of
trains, routes and other details furnished on
application to
W. C. ALLAWAY,
Agent D. P. & A. Nav. Co., Regulator office. The
Dalles, Or., or
A. D. CHARLTON,
Ass':. Genera) Passenger Agt.. Portland. Jgn.
T A OnPIO CANDY
E AVll 1 lV FACTORY
SODA WATEE AND I0E 0EEAM.
Candies and Nuts
at wholesale
quotations.
TOBACCO,
CIGARS AND
Specialties
SWEET DRINKS
Finest Peanut Roaster In The Dalles
3? Street J. FOLCO
At right side
UDarr a
restaurant.
mm mm
Chips for the Church goer.
There are many people who think thev i
ought to help the Lord to keep the !
preacher humble.
It is easier to run an engine without
fire than it is to keep up a church with
out a prayer meeting.
The pastor who tries to carry his
church to heaven on his shouldera will
be sure to drop the most of it. ,
Men who stamp around among the
stars in the pulpit are not much account
in helping people toward heaven.
Closing the heart against the cry of
the needy is only another way of shut
ting the door of heaven against yourself.
The protracted meeting in which the
members of the pastor's family take no
interest is not apt to develop into much
of a revival. Ram's Horn.
Visitors and the Chinese Emperor.
Until the present generation our min
isters have never been received by the
emperor in person. The Chinese have
fought against such receptions as sacri
legious. In 1873, however, the foreign
ministers forced the emperor to receive
them, and in 1891 the new emperor gave
his first reception to the foreign diplo
mats. He probably will have to do this
many times in the future. I have re
ceived a letter from China describing
this reception and -saying that it had a
great influence on the Chinese at Peking.
It shows the people that these so called
"tribute bearers" are worthy of notice
and makes them respect our ministers.
The last emperor wanted the diplo
mats to go down on their knees and
bump their heads against the floor nine
times in front of the emperor, as the
Chinese do, but they refused to do this,
and no attempt' was made to demand
this on the present occasion. The Chi
nese idea is to make the foreign minis
ters, as far as possible, contemptible in
the eyes of tbe people, and it was four
months before the audience of 1873 could
be arranged. Frank G-. Carpenter In
National Tribune.
Three days is a very short time in
which to cure a bad case of rheumatism ;
but it can be done, if the proper treat
ment is adopted, as will be seen by the
following from James Lambert, of New
Brunswick, Ills. : "I was badly afflicted
with rheumatism in the hips and legs,
when I bought a bottle of Chamberlain's
Pain Balm. It cured me in three days.
I am all right today ; and would insist
on every one who is afflicted with that
terrible disease to use Chamberlain's
Pain Balm and get well at once." 50
cent bottles for sale by Blakeley &
Houghton, druggists.
C. P. STEPHENS,
DEALER IN
Dry Goods
fS5 (Clothing
Boots, Shoes, Hats, Etc.
Fancy Ejoac$, flofciong,
Etc., Etc., Etc.
Second St., The Dalles.
W. E. GARRETSON,
Leading Jeweler.
SOLE AGENT EOR THE
All Watch Work Warranted.
Jewelry Made to Order.
138 Second St., The Dalles, Or.
GENTLEMEN !
BEFORE YOU ORDER GOODS OF
ANY KIND IN THE FURNISH
ING LINE,
&H and $ee: me;
Shirts of all kinds to order, at
prices which defy competition. Other
goods in proportion. P. FAGAN,
Second St., The Dalles.
Sole Agent for WANNAMAKER & BROWN,
Philadelphia. Pa
House
Moving I
Andrew Velarde
IS prepared to do any and all
kinds of work in his line at
reasonable figures. Has the
largest house moving outfit
in Eastern Oregon.
Address P.O.Box 181,TheDalles
FIRST
PR
BpR
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CAN BE
CHRONICLE OFFICE
Reasonably
"There is a tide in the affairs of men which, taken at its flood,
leads on to fortune"
The poet unquestionabjy had reference to the
Bbhi Sale i --
Mm k Carpets
at CRANDALL
Who are selling these goods
MICHELBACH BRICK,
J. O.
DOMESTIC
And KEY WEST
CIGARS.
j FIpLE WlllEg and LiqOOKff
FRENCH'S BLOCK.
171 SECOND STREET, : : THE DALLES, OR.
H. C. NIELS6N,
Clothier and Tailor,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
Hats and Caps, Trunks and Valises,
exits' Foirnj
CORNER OF SECOND AND WASHINGTON. THE DALLES, OREGON.
THE EUROPEAN HOUSE.
The Corrugated IS nil ding next Door to Court House.
Handsomely Foriiisned Rooms to Rent by the Day, feet or Month.
Meals Prepared by a First Class English Cook.
TRANSIENT PATRONAGE SOLICITED.
Good Sample Rooms for Commercial Men.
D. BUNN
Pipe Wort Tii Bepalrs an Hoofing
MAINS TAPPED UNDER PRESSURE.
Shop on Third Street, next door west of Yoifng & Ku'
Blacksmith Shop.
THE CE
COLUMBIA BREWERY,
AUGUST BUCHLER, PropV.
This well-known Brewery is now turning out the best Beer and Porttr
east of the Cascades. The latest appliances for the manufacture of good health
ful Beer have been introduced, and only the first-class article will be placed am
the market.
CLHSS
I NT'
I Nj
Nfi
HAD AT THE
Ruinous Hates.
&, BURGET'S,
out at greatly-reduced rates.
- - UNION ST.
MACK,
THE
C E L E BR ATE D
PABST BEER.