in Show The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Entered a the Postoffice at The Dalles, Oregon, as second-class matter. Weather Foreaaat. Official forecast for twenty-four bottrt ending at . 6,. n. tomorrow Monday and Tuesday rain or snow slightly, cooler. Pagcs. MONDAY, FEB. 27,1893 FEBRUARY FANCIES. Crispy Saying; sad Dolors of Local and ' General Import If an 8 and ail i and an o and u. With an z at the end epells "Su," ' And an e and a y and an e spell "1," Pray what In the. speller to dor ' Then If. also an s and an i and a sand an h-e-d epell "cide, , . r. TJhere la nothing left for the speller to do ; But to go and commit Slouxeyeaighed. i Demorest contest tomorrow nlgbt. j Balem has a paid fire department. Merchants are receiving their spring fctoek of goods. . .. i Of 700 bills introduced in .the 'last legislature 203 passed. Bee those beautiful samples of photos, at Flowerday's, on Court street. Eggs are rapidly declining in price, another token that spring is coming. ' a snow storm oi considerable severity is reported between Pendleton and Ar lington. A lot of Bob White quails have been hronght from the east and turned loose in Yamhill county. "Good morning, have you taken a . kath?" will be the proper salutation AAV VVUUlUft, DUU1UIC1 We learn that gardening has com menced by some, . although . the ground is too wet in most places. Saltmarshe shipped two carloads, one of sheep and one of cattle, to Cbas. But ler, Port Townsend. yesterday. According to the provisions of Senator Weatherford's school bill. The Dalles may now be entitled to ahigh Bchool . This morning's" passenger train ar rived about 8 o'clock, The train was delayed, in the Blue mountains by enow. We originate, oth ers imitate ; we Jead,: others follow; our ads. are or iginal; no chestnuts around Herrin, gallery over the postoffice. ' Mr. W. II. ,Van.t DDer, theveterah milkman, living three miles from town, lias not missed a trip to town (Sundays included) for over twenty-five years. Crinolines are coming.. Adressmaker in The Dalles announces that she will make up a lot of them at once. The press is mighty, but is powerless to pre vent earthquakes or fashions.' i The Columbian half dollar, which ran only be purchased for one dollar, is being extensively counterfeited. Fifty cents worth of silver can be placed in the coin, yet leave a larger profit than was possible in any other counterfeits ' All quiet at the recorder's office today. A sheep .herder, who had imbibed too freely of the ardent, was put in the cooler last night, but no charge was made against him. His face had been decorated with colored inks by some practical jokers, so that it resembled a crazy quilt. A party from Tennessee, consisting of O. E. Campbell, R. F. Campbell, Philip Looney, M. Pearson, II. Looney and Hugh Looney, arrived "yesterday, and proceeded in a four-horse rig this morn ing to Cherry creek, in the neighbor- inru1 nf Burnt ranch. TIipw nrntinu In engage extensively In the sheep business. JUST ARRIVED ! Tabby's - Kittens window. 1. 1. Burget has finished the census enumeration of school children. His report shows the present number to be 914 as against 865 last year, an increase-' of 49, or about S per cent. Senator Dod3on will very TiFelybe come a back number in Baker county politics. His vote against the portage railroad bill was against the Interest of his constituency, and was too plain a case. La Grande Chronicle. A Pomona mau had a house for sale for three years at $1,800, and never had so much as a nibble at the property. He constructed a lawn about the house, and did some painting, at a total ex pense of $31. The place looked so much improved,. that the effect was magical. lie sold toe bouse ten days ago for $2,050. He says that little lawn added the extra price, to the property. Tha Medal . Contest. . Another Demorest medal contest takes place tomorrow night at the court house. 'These .entertainments are of a high class and are awakening . wide spread interest all over the country. They should receive substantial encour agement, as they are proving to be a great educator and the end in view is purely charitable. The- receipts will- be used for the benefit of the free reading room of The Dalles, an institution which lessens dissipation and crime by remov ing in a measure temptation, substitut ing for cards and drink healthful litera ture. The programme will be published tomorrow. Remarkable, Indeed. We published recently the remarkable literary announcement of an edition, of the Encyclopedia Britannica, for $20.00, the genuine, illustrated, large type, cloth bound work. A sample volume can now be seen at this office; it is cer tainly the most astonishing bargain ever oflered in the book world. We propose order a set, and if any of our friends Lvrant to join us they can do so, and save a little in trouble and expense. See the advertisement elsewhere and come in and see the book. There is an install ment plan for securing the work on pay ment of only five cents a day, or $1.00 every twenty days. ' . , Book Party. On Saturday evening Miss Irene Adams entertained her immediate friends and relatives at her home with a delightful book party. Some of the rep resentations were very unique, for iu ietanre. Thn TMnnt 'Rooiitv A3am Pola Very Hard Cash, My Novel, Dante, xwice loia lales, Catalogue, Bread and Cheese, and Kisses. A prize, for the one guessing the most books, a dainty piece of decorated china, was won by Mrs. W. Lord, after which a delicious lunch was served. Every one agreed that such an enjoyable evening would not occur twice In a life time. O.naraateed Care. We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption, coughs and colds upon this condition. " If you are afflicted with a cough, cold , or any lung, throat or chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair trial, and ex perience no benefit, you may return the bottle and have your money refunded. We could not make this offer did we not know, that Dr. King's New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at 8nipes and Kin eraly'a drug store. Large size 50c and $1.00. - PERSONAL MENTION. Grant Mays, of Antelope, arrived yea Ray Logan Xreinrned to Portland this morning. . - . -., Miss Grace Riddell left for Portland yesterday. . T. T. Driver, of Wamic, is in town for a iew cave. Truman Butler, purser of lator, is reported quite ill. W. C. AllowaYwebrto"Pen3Ieton Sat. urday night and returned today. Mr. James Parrish is very ill with pneumonia, at his residence in Thomp son's addition. ' A. S. Macallister is expected to arrive from his ranch, where he has been win tering with his family. - Miss Cassie Wiley returned last night to Monmouth, where she will resume her duties in the school there. V C. Brock, cashier of the Sherman county bank, and wife arrived in The Dalles Saturday, returning today. , " .- L C. Garland, J. B.' Currant, Linus Darland and M. A. Darlahd, prominent citizens of Goldendale, were in the city today. Mr. A. G. Johnston who has been at tending the legislature at Salem, re turned to his home in this city Saturday on the 1 :05 passenger. - , .. ; Mr. Saltman, of Burnt Ranch, is in town. Stock doing well in ha vicinity. Eight thousand bead of sheep were fed at his place this winter, the 'loss only amounting to some .twenty or twenty five. Dr. Doane returned from a trip to Wasco Saturday. He learned on inquiry that the prospect for grain this year is first-class, the apprehensions of the farmers as to its being hurt during the winter proving needless. The roads arc dusty, on account of the recent chinooks. " ' " ' ' ' . .'---(- 77, ?' " ' UOTKL ARRIVALS. ' " t" " Skibbe hotel J .E . Romus, Tygh Ridge, A W Graham, Pocatello, J Akin, DesChutes, Chas Roehnert, 10-Mile, J E Barn urn, Wm Payette, Win Eichen rotfi, Portland, Ed C Haupt, Umatilla. Columbia hotel. Wju Peabody, Sher man, Wash; A Wilson, Grants; PE Roberto, J W Roberts, Pendleton; J W Kistner, Lyle; W P Smith and wife, Peter Hope, Hood River; A L Hoff, Henry Readel, Blalocks ; H Wray, E P James, Wm Duncan, Portland; E F Williams, Johnnie Williams, Cascade Locks. ' . ; . lluclclen'a Arnica Satire. The best salve iu the world for cuts, bruises, sores, ulcers, salt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, chilblains, corns, and all skin eruptions, and- posi tively cures piles,' or.no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfac tion, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Snipes fe Kin eraly. ... Representative Hermann Saturday in troduced a joint resolution providing for authority for the Oregon National Guard to purchase its supplies from the United States arsenal and clothing de pots at the usual cost price for like sup plies to the regular army, and the secre tary of war is directed to act on such approved requisitions as ' may be made to him., - -, Mr. C. F. Davis, editor of the Bloom field, Iowa, Farmer, .says: "I can re commend Chamberlain's Cough Remedy to all sufferers .with colds and croup. I have used it in my family for the past two years and have found it the beet I ever used for the purposes for which it was intended. -.50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, Druggists. . For Sals or Trade. , For .Seattle, or other -city properly i n Oregon or Washington a fine fruit and stock ranch, close to this city, Post office box 446. ,. i The Asylam. The Dalles, Or., Feb. 27, 1893. Editou Ciirosiclk : On the 32d inst. you referred to Mr. Irvine's place on Chenoweth creek as bein; the proper place to locate the in sane aylmn for Eastern Oregon. Hav ing teen most of Eastern Oregon, I certainly agree with yon as to its being just the place to locate it, and so will every one else that' is well acquainted with Oregon east of the Cascade mount ains ; and as for a healthiul climate, convenience, pure water and location, there certainly is no place in the dis trict with all these advantages. Then why should we not take steps at once to secure the location of the asylum at this place? As this matter is of great im portance, I would like to have the ex pression of the people at large, and as soon as possible take' the necessary Bteps to complete arrangements for its con struction. Come, set your shoulder to the wheel and give us a lift. Eastern Orbgon. A Cat Ranch. ABtorian. Cats are in demand in Wallowa county. A Prairie creek farmer went to Joseph the other day and gathered up every cat he could find in the town, irrespective of age, color, sex; or general nativity. He explained to the- wondering specta tors of his collection, .that the squirrels are beginning to appear, and that a herd of cats on a ranch is a better invest ment than poison Jin the determined war that has to be made on Wallowa county's pests. What a pity it is, after all, that Jim Wardner didn't establish, that cat ranch over on Puget Sound S ' Sank In a Quicksand. A French coaatg-oardsman named Mainvieille met his death in a re markable manner on the Mediterra nean coast, near the month of Aude He was going his rounds with a com rade when the latter, who was a few steps behind, saw Mainvieille sink sud denly into some quicksands. He went down so rapidly that' he was unable to sieze a stick held ont to him, and in a few minutes had disappeared completely from sight. " The other man ran for assistance, but it was found impossible to find even the man's body, as the sea, which was very rough, was throwing np sand in large quantities on the spot. St.' James' Ga zette. A Battlefield Belle. ' A valuable battlefield relic was recent ly found near the city. It is an eighteen carat gold case watch, manufactured by the Tobias Watch company, Liverpool, the case being No. 8,868. It was plowed np one day last week by Mr. Davis on the old breastworks in Coke's district, Cobb county. The case is heavy and comparatively uninjured, but the rust has completely eaten the hinges np. : The covers were both found, but were sepa rated from the .case. ; It is heavily jew eled and was no donbt a very fine watch The owner ia supposed to have been killed. Atlanta Constitution. The Poor They Have Not with Them, . At the anion religious ' meeting at Vanlue Thanksgiving day a1 collection was taken for the relief of the poor and needy. . This money was placed in the hands of a committee of ladies, and now they come forward and report that they can find neither poor: nor needy in the village or vicinity, and don't know what to do with the funds. Cor. Pittsburg Dispatch. ' A Cartons Orange Tree. H. H. McClure has produced a curios ity in the shape of an orange tree, which in all probability ia not exceeded by anything of its kind in this or any other country. Mr. McClure calls it . bis "World's Fair- Tree," and intends, if possible, 'to place iton exhibition at Chicago. - The tree ia budded with no less than thirty-one different varieties of citrus fruits, including lemons, shad docks and most of the fine varieties of oranges. The bads on the tree are only two years old, yet many of them are fruiting. Apopka (Fla.) Advertiser. To win a bet of $1,000, Baron Paul de Side, a young French nobleman, shipped as a common sailor on the Red Star steamer Noordland during her last trip from Antwerp to New York. He says he wouldn't try it again for ten times the Bum, as he was very severely worked during the vornw. liriicw Wilkin' Luck. A yMa of lumber fU over on florae Wilkina, of Lnshtou Alills. on Friday, and his fellow workmen thought be was killed, but bo wis. extricated alive and unhnrt, though nncoiwibiis. His first words on recovering consciousness were. "It's lucky for me that vr;isn't ' hard wood." New York World. A Urge Calla I.Ily. Mrs. William Kelley, of Dyer Brook, has a call a lily two years old which is six feet high, with stalks eleven inches in circumference whtrp they leave the earth. If it isn't the largest in Aroostook county, then its owner 1-Msn't Enow it BauorMi.) CVnter-ial. The Chinese generally in this and 'Other-uities Ui not regard, the exhibition of their idols in museums with favor and are annoyed at snch a diuplay of the representations of their deities. . A medical man says: "Be careful in your dealings with horseradish. ; ' It irri tates the stomach far moro than spice, and an overdose will bring on an nn pleasant senunrioti for rh'.yg.'' . An Estray Bay Stare Came toiny place List fall a bay mare about five years old, with small white spot on right side, also white spot on left !iip, star in the forehead, with some dim brand on left shoulder, weight about eight hundred pounds. i.Owner can have the same by pro vir.it property and pay ing coals. ,'. -V. J. KtixY,. 15-Mile creek. There's a good deal of guarantee busi ness in the store keeping of today. It's too exceesive. Or too reluctant. Half the time it means nothing. Words only words. . ' This offer to refund the money, or to pay a reward, is made under the hope that you won't want your money back, and that you won't claim the reward. Of course. So, whoever is honest in making it, and work e not on his own reputation alone, but through the local dealer, whom you know, rnnst have simething he has faith in back of the guarantee. The business wouldn't stand a year without it. What is lacking is confidence. Back of that, what is lacking is that clear honesty which ie above the "average practice." Dr. Pierce's medicines are guaranteed to accomplish what they are intended to do, and their makers give the money back ii the result isn't apparent. - Doesn't it strike you that. a medicine which the makers have so. much confi dence in, is the medicine for yon. Kataral Process for Mlllias; Gold. A. new process of free-milling gold works is in course of construction on the Lake of the Woods," in the province of Ontario. The mill and - experimental - adjuncts have cost $35,000, It is designed to treat ores by the same method that na ture does, only it will perform, in 24 hours' work what nature requires ages to accomplish. The parties, interested positively refuse to discuss this method in print.'pending the practical operation of the mill, which will be commenced in a few days, but Mr. Cowlea ventures the .opinion that it will ' revolutionize milling and unlock the gold in the re fractory orea of America, thus com pletely solving the greatest . problem that has ever engrossed the attention of miners and the general public. The results of practical experiments will be awaited with deep interest. ' . WOOD, WOOD, WOOD. . Best grades of oak, fir,' and slab cord wood, at lowest market rates at Jos. T. Peters & Co. (Office Second and Jeffer son streets.) FOB BALE. Ten lota in North Dalles, 50 per cent, less than company prices. ' - G. BuELlSGAME. Afeur vs. Qolumbia . JpIoteK THE DALLES, OREGON. Best Dollar a Da,y Houtse on the Coast! I ii oiviooo nicaioi ' awi vci i uii First Class Hotel in Every Respect. , : . None hxt the Best of White Help Employed. T. T. : DK&XEB& IN: Staple Hay, Grain Masonic Block. Comer Third and The Only House in Town . -Making a Specialty, of Gents Furnishing Goods, HICH gives us an opportunity to devote our entire time to this particular line, j We have a lew remnants in Fanc3 Underwear, Overshirts and ' Gloves, which we arc clos- , ing out cheap. JOHN G. 109 SECOND STREET, TThE Worn f !,( WANTED. Pushing canvasser of good address. Liberal salary and expenses paid weekly. Permanent position. Brown Bros. Co; Nurserymeu, Portland, Oregon. Stallion for Sale Cheap. A fine thoroughbred, 0 year old stal lion for sale cheap. For further particu lars apply at this office. srSH nil Ii Mol H SScta.. Mctsand sv' f n e..i MAper .Dome 5' ttt , "',yy , v.i.i.iii 'KwiMt,: Cures Conc;nK, Hoarseness, fcore Throat, Croup promptly! reHeves Wnooplns; Cough and Asthuia. Fr-r Cananmplion rt has no rival: bas cared thousands where all others J ailod; will CURB Toe If taken In time. Sold by brag-gists on a vuarontee. For Lame Back or Chew, use smLOH'M FL ASTER. 3 eta. 5 HI KG avey Li 1 1 nu'c pATARRH remedy: . 'I ll I mm TSI HI BBBBI SBBBS V jcsavvj ou.ctuxjra r l aw remeny ia fruamn teed to cure you. PrioeftOcts. Injector free. THs ColumDia PackingGo.. PACKERS OF MANUFACTURERS OF Fine Lard and Sausages. Curersof tj BRAND 1 Dried Beef, Etc. Masonic Building, The Dalles. Or. fliqholas, Prop. p ass. I HnBan anfl Fancy Giocfifies, and Feed. Court Streets. The Dalies.Oregon. Hats an d Caps. HBRTZ, THE DALLES. OREGON. TKOY Steam Laundry i or irortiana., nas esxaDiisn ed a branch office for laxin- dry -work with Thos. McCoy ,at his barber shop, No. 110 ; Second St., where all lann dry bundles will be received till Tuesday noon of each week, and returned on Sat .urday of the same week at Portland-prices.