71 ft fl VOL. IV. THE DALLES, OREGON, THURSDAY, JUNE 16, 1892. NO. 2. A Look at the Bargains ! : AT THE : OLD AND WELL KNOWN ' STAND. Alwaijg to the Froqi ! REGULAR Clearing OUT Sale ! . ' My Entire Stock, Consisting of Clothing, Dry Goods, Boots, Shoes, Hats and Caps, EEHTS' Fumistiing GOODS. laces ana EmDiQidBries MOW GOING AT BAEGAIHS. And the Sale will be con 's tinned until all is disposed of. A special opportunity ' t, ie here afforded for small , ' stores to replenish their stock. " 'Call and Price tiese' .Goods, , AT THE OLD AND ' WELL KNOWN . STAND. 3?.EAXj MERIT OXTO ! ! if you take pills it is because you hare never tried the S. B. Headache and Liver Cure. It works so nicely, cleansing the Liver and Kidneys; acts as a mild physic without causing pun or sickness, and does not stop you from eating and working. To try It la to become a friend to ft. For sale by all druggists. ..' ' Young St Kuss, General Blacksmitbing" and Work done , ' promptly, and . all .. work , , Guaranteed. Jlorse. Shoeeing . a Speiality TM Street, opposite tic. old Lielie Stand. MRS. C. DAVIS Has Opened the REVERE RESTAURANT, In the New Frame Building on SECOND STREET, Next to the Diamond Flouring Mills.-' - First Class Meals Furnished at all Hours 100 Dozen TOf EltS. 5 Worth 25 Cts., going: for 12 1-2 Cts. Just Received an Immense Shipment of the Celebrated loyal v . ', . IN EVERY STYLE and PRICE. in nn ilUU The It is over and the votes have "been co-anted, and it is found that those -15c Fast Black Hose at Pease & Mays', are the best that were ever offered for the money. . We have a fine line of them dis played in our window. ; : " BEASE & MAS Snipes - H ' THE-1 LEADING X- . . - Handled by ThreB Registered Druggists. ' ALSO ALL THE LEADING O . : ; I Patent HDQedieines and Druggists: Sundries, Agents for Murphy's Fine Varnishes and the only agents in . the City for The Sherwin, Williams' Col's Paints: : . . . -; ' . WE ARE The Largest Dealers in WalK Paper. Finest Line of Imported Key West and Domestic Cigars. ;; - 'Agent for Tansill's .Punch. ,' ; ; . reester Corsets ma Kin Eleetiori COMMENCEMENT WEEK Ttie Sweet Girl and the Boy Graduates ' ' Compared. ' ; SHE, HAS UNDERGONE A CHANGE: He is Going to Make, Shakespeare and Napoleon Look Small. THE GIKL HAS THE ADVANTAGE. Hardly Legitimate Ground for the Ei- -'ercise of Humor. All Things '.;...-.. CoBKfdered. ', .', Itihca, N. y., June 16. This will be commencement week in a vast majority of the academies, colleges and universi ties ot "the United States, ; at which an army of graduates will be turned loose upon their future individual, resources.. Were it not that some misogynists are covertly poking innocent fun at her, there would be no particular reason for bringing up again . the time-honored sub ject of the "sweet girl graduate." This is hardly a legitimate ground for the ex ercise' of humor -: when : the infinitely superior inducements to fun-making of-: fered by the young man , graduate are considered. But it is the young woman, nevertheless, who has beeri' satirized ,' and her numerons friends will no doubt protest.with vehemence. . They will say ; and, on the whole, not unjustly; that she no longer ornaments her essay -with ribbons' and that lier subjects are rather lees comprehensive and grandiose than they were formerly; She has undergone a change. " A discriminating observer will note that she is slowly giving np her penchant for discussing "Virtue Is Its Own Reward," "The , Beauties- of Literature' and ;'?Tbe Philosophy "of Life." But the reform is by no means yet complete, and the fact is little" occa sion for regret. The ribbons and the grandiloquence don't do any harm.'. Both are delightfully fresh and amusing. The girl graduate has, moreover,, the ad vantage of the boy graduate, in that her ambitions are not worn so conspicuously on her sleeve, . It is the boy graduate who is going to make Shakespeare and Napoleon look mighty small, in history, and who is subsequently very glad to be able to buy pie with hia midday lunches. Under the circumstances it is- advisa ble that the girl graduate be not joked about. It has -not been, demonstrated that the" fact of being a. graduate; will prevent her from being a ' sensible :and gracious woman later on. ' ". " ' Among Disreputable Auocintei. Pittsbcrg, ...Pa., : Juie 16. Tlie 'dis-. trict attorney.is investigating ; the mur-' der. and- robbery of : William Hughes, who joined a party of disreputable char acters, who had chartered a steamer for a trip down the Ohio river" Thursday, night..'" When the party returned" it was announced that Hughes had fallen over board. 'Hi 9 body was found twenty-two miles west of Pittsburg.";. Marks on his face and head, and the fact- that he had been robbed of his watch,; money ; and diamond pin, have convinced the author ities that , he was . murdered. Hughes was wealthy j and, notwithstanding the fact that he was a liberal patron of sports and not . always careful in his choice of companions, was largely inter ested in business ' enterprises.- There was a free-for-all "fight on the boat and Hoghes, who-, always had large sums of money on his' person,; seemed to be the genera! object of attack. - All the leaders of the excursion' are "Under surveillance. ' ' CORVALLI8 LETTEK. ". ; CoHece - 8port -Kew City Hall -Sea-- side Excursion---Etc. Special to Th Chronicle. j ; '. , - , . Cobv ALUs,: June 15. Everything at the O. A.. C. is progressing nicely; Presi dent Bloss was given an informal re ception last Tuesday evening. ' Cake and lemonade were served in the presidents' room'.,' The J. H. H. base ball nine met its first defeat on the 4th inst.. at the hands of the Albany boys. ' Corvallis is making preparation for a good celebra tion on the 4th. - The; corner -stone of the new city hail will be laid on that day,' Many of the college boys are look ing forward to a trip to the ocean next Saturday.' The J. H. H- are to, play the Yaquina boys. Next week come those "horrid" examination " papers. - Now look out for- the tear-stained faces. Friends are invited to be with us oithe 30th.' '"' BONCBGRASS. CHICAGO MOHA1C- DelKgstM ArsiTinc; and the Prospects Flattering for A Sharp Contest. CnicAGO, June 16. From Iowa to California, delegates are reporting in person, An unmanageable amount of pent up enthusiasm is evidently in store for future emergencies.. Already the, guessers and 'their feather weight pre-' dictions are: "-.-"'" Cleveland will be nominated on the first ballot. ' '' ; Hill will' be -nominated oil the first ballot. Messrs. Boies, Russell, Palmer, Morri son, et. al., will be nominated by ample majorities. . . .These statements cover the ground nicely and contain quite all the actual knowledge that any one has on the sub ject. : It would be a pity . that any one should remain in ignorance of the situa tion, 'while information can be so con cisely presented. . - It is like the story of the blind puppy, however. It is said they have a marvel ous hold on the philosopbhy of living pleasantly". This is on the authority of an acute reasoner, who declares humor-ously-th'at as long as a puppy can't see he knows more how to get his own way than any bid dog who has had his day. " There are several delegates whose con-, victions are not yet fixed. But there seems to be little doubt that if some un failing prophet could give : them the name of the winner they would be . en abled to see the path of duty plainly marked before them. 'J-. Telegraphic Flashes. . - ' r. It is: now -..know that at least seven persons lost their lives, and a score more we're hurt in the storm- at Chicago on Tuesday; .- Senator' Aldrich is returned from Rhode ' Island, to the United States senate.. ;. . ' , . ' At no time in the history of creation, has the world been visited by such fre quent disasters of famine, flood,; fire; etc., both by . sea and by land, as have occurred within the period of six months past. '' .-; .. - . . , ' . Pardridge, the Chicago plunger, has been advised of a scheme to , down him by a Minneapolis wheat speculating company; The lucky dog. - ." The Soo, and routes east of Chicago, are cutting rates all to pieces, on . pas senger schedules. -. The Scotch express on the Midland railway ran into an engine at Leeds, and seven persons were injured, at Bishops' Gate station on the 14th. It will probably never be known what caused . .the. explosion at . Mare Island. The secretary of the navyhas ordered that a commission be at once appointed to investigate the explosion, and it is rumored that general court-martial will be held in which some of the naval officers of the yard will be the. principal actors. "--- Prlehtful Accident. ! . Covixgtox, Ky., June 16. A fright ful accident occurred at a bridge yester day' spanning the Licking river, this side of Newport. ' The bridge :was in conrse '-of : construction,! and forty-five workmen were on the structure, and so far. as known only two escaped unhurt, the others were either kyied 'by crush ing timbers or drowned. The cause is "said to be the weakening of the wooden false work. The high waters had washed put the earth supports. 1 The men today were engaged under the direction ' of Robert and William Beard, contractors, in placing the heavy iron work of the j main span, when without warning there was-a headlong plunge of the mass of timber, iron- and workmen into the waters of the Licking river, fifty feet helow. ; : ; Congressman Ellis Condition. . Heppner Gazette, 14th. Hon. W. R. Ellis vj-as obliged to have his leg reset last Saturday owing to ; its splintered condition at first setting, when some of the bones were not found, consequent upon its. swollen condition from long waiting for a surgeon. It is thought his improvement will now be rapid. Ayer's Hair Vigor isa universal beau tifier. . Harmlessj effective, and agree able, it has . taken high rank among .toilet articles. This preparation causes thin and weak hair to become abundant, strong and healthy, and restores to gray hair its original color. s Highest of all in Leavening Power Latest U: S. Gov't Report. " '.-:-.. . ; '...; - : ARE NEARLY NATURAL. Very Tame Grain Martets on the CM . r cao Trade Boards. , AGGREGATE OF THE DEALS SMALL. Effect of the Hatch Bill and the UitpreV cedented Floods. : OFr-R'IAL CROP KKPOKTS MCEDKD. The Hatch Bill Kegirdnl as Practically Pansert Owlnr to the Clamor for it .'-Minor Mention. ' Chicago, June 16. Witli the Hatch? bill suspended between the " two houses of congress, with sharply con Acting ru mors concerning the effects of the phe nomeoal spring rains, speculation itu grain .has become unusually dull. It is said that the aggregate of the deals -for the last lew weeks has been unpreceden-. tedly small. No great combinations have been attempted. Excellent judges say. that the prices of wheat, corn and other cereals are nearly natural, that is to say, about; what they would be if speculative trading were stopped altogether. It is expected that the government crop re port will be received this afternoon. Its . statements will in a great measure set at rest the widely disagreeing stories of -general crop conditions now afloat. But, while the arrival of this document is being looked for with much interest, its appearance will not revive the listless . spirit of speculation. About the most it will do will be to enable - holders to ad just themselves to the conditions it fore- shadows. There is a disposition in. many high quarters to regard the Hatch bill as practically passed. This belief is prompted by 'the unexpected strength of the bill in the house and' the clamor for its passage in all the agricultural regions. In the belief that the Hatch bill will become a law men who are' looking to the future are slowly but steadily turning their faces away" front the board of trade. Ami Still it $toinM. Poktland, Me., June 16. During a--violent wind etorm yesterday, following the hottest weather record for June, the -Bangor river steamer Annie was cap sized within 1,000 feet of her wharf. She had a number of passengers on board, mostly women, who had been down the river to escape the excessive heat. The wind lifted the boat com pletely out of the water, turned her over and plunged her bows down beneath the -surface. It is impossible to tell how many were drowned. In Hampden,, dwellings were leveled- and their occu- ' pants seriously injured, though none -fatally; a far as reported. In Bangor and Brewer a few houses were wrecked, hundreds of chimneys carried away, and numerous windows smashed. Ice--houses along the river were destroyed and the roof of one was carried some distance and dashed against a large pulp. mill in Brewer. Lumber from Brewer was distributed all over that town, some of it floating through the air at the height of 50 feet. The lumber and paper mills at Orono were heavily damaged. . Bells at The Fair. Chicago, "June 16. A leading manu facturer of bells proposes to duplicate the famous Tzarkolokol, the "king of bells," and to" use the reproduced bell, as a building in which to exhibit the collec tion of bells. The Tzarkolokol would fur- i. nish ample space for and extensive ! exhibit. It is 22 'feet in' diameter, i and US' feet 3 inches high.. "We have 'sent" to Moscow 'for 'the exact j measurements and a detailed description of the bell," said the secretary of the company, "and as soon as those have been secured and the necessary space allotted we shall begin the work." - - n Only White Help Employed. 129 Second Street, The Dalles, Oregon