. HOW ONE O Lb "MAN LI V E3. Kconomlcal Board and Boom Keeping of Resident of Washington. It is wonderful how the theories of our past lives comes back to us now as - the realities of the present. Daniel Webster constantly made notes of cur rent ideas, and when asked how long it waa before he used them, replied some times twenty years, sometimes longer. .When I was a boy, in Shelby county, 1 Went one day to Mr. John Cooper's shoe maker's shop to be measured for a pair of shoes, as the custom of the country then was. He and his little son Robert lived alone in the woods in a house of one room, which was dwelling and ehoe shop. Soon Bob's uncle, Gideon Kaylor, about his age, came in, and Bob joyfully exclaimed, "Come, Uncle Gid, we've got some potatoes, and there is plenty of salt." It seemed strange to me to see how eagerly they roasted and ate the potatoes and how happy they were. They lived happily, and yet this was all their liv ing. I have repeated this story fre quently during my prosperous days as a great wonder, never dreaming that it would become my own reality, as it now is, and I am happy too. A German woman who could not speak a word of English came into my office one day with one of my German circulars in her hand, which Mr. Coop bad given her in Saxony. I sent her out into the country with a German mer chant to look at lands, and that day she bought a farm. The next day I made the deeds, and she became the owner and moved in. A neighbor soon after ward told me that it cost that lady nothing to live. He says she puts a tin cap of coffee on the stove and a tin cup of cornmeal mush, and that is all her liv ing, but she is getting rich. I thought that very strange, too, never thinking that I should live so, but I do just that thing now, having remembered hearing how she lived. When I lost all my money and yet must live, I rented a room 14 by 16 feet, with heat, for $3 per month not a very good room and not very well furnished, but comfortable and respectable, and there are plenty of them at that price. I bought an outfit as follows: An iron "handy lamp, 75 cents; three seamless pint tin cups, 15 cents; one do. quart, 15 cents; one half gallon tin cup, with cover, 10 cents; three bowls, 15 cents; cup and saucer, 10 cents; gallon glass oil can, 85 cents; oil, 15 cents; spoon, 10 cents; total outfit, $3. Then I bought one month's prpvisions as fol . lows: Half bushel potatoes, 35 cents; - ten pounds cornmeal, 20 cents; three pounds Graham flour, 15 cents; one pound ground coffee, 25 cents; eight pounds granulated sugar, 36 cents; one pound lard, 10 cents; coarse salt, 5 cents; total for the month, $1.46. I am a good, hearty eater, and am full fed and live well, and am thankful for it, but I cannot eat all of my month's provision. There is always a considera ble amount over every month, and I live well too. In the. morning I light my bandy lamp, fill my seamless pint tin cup with water, put a teaspoonful of ground coffee into it, put it over the lamp, and turn another tin cup, bottom upward, over it for a cover. In ten aoinutes there is a pint cup of good, hot coffee. While the coffee is boiling I put a little water into the half gallon cup, not more than one-eighth full, and then fill the quart tin cup about one-fourth full of cornmeal, add a little salt, then Bet this cup into the half gallon cup, and fill up the quart cup full of water and stir up the meal well. Jam in the han dle of the quart cup so that it will go into the larger cup. As soon as the cof fee comes off set the mush on the lamp. Stir it occasionally, and when it thickens and fills up the cup take it off. I buy a loaf of bread for four cents for Sunday, and melt a little lard and salt for gravy, and I live well and have plenty to eat. Many others in this city, gaunt and half starved, can live well in this way. John Howard in Washington Post. - Auction Parties. Auction parties are something of a novelty. On entering the guest is pro vided with the means to purchase little bags filled with beans, every bean tak ing to itself a dollar value. The "lots" are carefully concealed from view, and are being put in boxes and tied up in varicolored tissue paper. It is not safe to trust to bulky appearance, as often the most promising parcel reveals an in significant result. Some of the pur chases are dainty trifles, many absurdi ties and jokes. Funny catalogues add to the amusement of an auction party, which is really simply another way to bestow "favors." Her Point of View in New York Times. Brass In England In Chaucer's Time. A metal resembling brass,' but said to have been superior in quality, was known in England as "maslin" as early as the time of Chaucer, and in the reign of Henry VIII an act of - parliament was passed prohibiting the export of brass out of England. Whether the earlier monumental brasses still to be found in our churches were made originally in England is not absolutely certain, the m J w dviuo Ubl- quaries, being that they were of French or Belgian workmanship. Chambers' Journal. - , A Snake That Swallowed a Si an. Large specimens' of boa constrictors have been known to swallow men whole. The case is related by the traveler Giro niere of-a criminal in the Philippine islands who hid from justice in a cav- ern. His father, who alone knew of his hiding place, went sometimes to see him and to take him rice for food. One day he found instead of his son an enormous boa asleep. He killed it and found his son's body in the snake's stomach. Washington Star. . Sounds rjke Human Voices. Our whippoorwill demands his pun ishment in a distinct imitation of the human voice, and the command of the guinea fowl to come back could easily be mistaken for a human voice. Brook lyn Eagle. . - A Swell Boston Shoemaker. For several years there has been a col ored ' shoemaker on School street. He has owned his little shop, which is big enough for about four people to stand ut : without noticeable discomfort. ' He is a good looking young fellow, and there isn't anything remarkable about him at first sight. He has a very good trade for a small place; and his income is sufficient to enable him to live comfortably. If you go into his shop any time of the day between 7 o'clock in the morning and 5 o'clock in the afternoon you will find him seated on . a little stool with a leather apron on. His sleeves will be rolled up, and he will, be pegging away for dear life. If you go into the .place at 5 o'clock and wait a few minutes, you will pres ently behold as novel a spectacle as may be witnessed in the city anywhere. You will see that a gorgeous light overcoat has been hanging on a peg in the wall in a corner of the shop, and that a pair of flashing patent leather shoes have been reposing in the same corner on the floor, and that near by a big silver knobbed walking stick has been stand ing, while on a little shelf has been rest ing a glossy silk hat. When this young man's work is done- in the evening he doffs his leather apron and attires him self in his swell apparel. He may be seen on Washington street in the neighborhood of the Adams House an hour later, silk hat, patent leathers, spring overcoat, silver knobbed cane and alL He goes to his shop in this dress in the morning and leaves it similarly gar mented in the evening.. He moves in the swellest colored society of the city, and is looked on by his acquaintances as a person of quality. Yet he makes no diafimise of his business. Boston Cor iMomen, Thcconunouafiilctlocsof women are sick-head-ci:c, l;.dlgmio;i and nervous troubles. They anso largely from stomach disorders. As Joy's Vegetable Barsaporilla Is the only towel regu la'iug preparation, yon can see why it Is more effeetivo than auy other Earsaparilla iu those troubles. It is daily relieving hundreds. The action Is mild, direct and effective. We have scores or letters from grateful women. We refer to a few : Nervous debility, Mrs. J. Barron, 142 7th St., S. F. Kcrvous debility, Mrs. Fred. Loy, 327 Ellis St., S.F. General debility, Mrs. Belden, 510 Mason St, S.F, Nervous debility, Mrs. J. Lamphere, 733 Tark St., S.'i. Nervous debility. Mils R. Rosenblum, 232 17th . fct.B. F. Etomnch troubles, Mrs. R.-LI Wheaton, 704 Post kit., S. F. Bick headaches, Mrs. M. B. Price, 16 Prospect I'lucc, 8. t . Sick headaches, Mrs. M. Fowler, 827 Ellis St,8.F. Indigestion, Mrs. C. D. Stuart, 1221 Mission St, Constipation, Mrs. C. Melvln, 126 Kearny SL.B.P. flll'c Vegetable uy OSarsaparilla Most modern, most effective, largest bottle. Borne price, SI . 00 or 6 f or $5.00. - For Sale, by SNIPES & KINERSLY THE DALLES. OREGON. Democratic State Convention. A democratic state convention will be nem in the city of-Portland, Or., April i, j.oa.4, m iu o'ciock a. m., lor tne pur DOSe Of Dlacins? in nnminntinn twn oon. didates for congress, one enoreme indc one candidate in each judicial district for circuit judge and prosecuting attor ney, to be voted for at the coming June erauun, unu sucn . otner Dusiness as may properly come before said conven tion. The various counties are entitled to repreaentation in said convention as ioiiowe : Baker 7 Benton 9 Clackamas . .11 Clatsop 8 Columbia 3 Coos 5 Crook 7 Curry 2 Douglas 11 Gilliam -. 4 Grant 6 Harney .. 4 Jackson . 11 Josephine 5 Klaamath 3 Lake..: 3 Lane Linn . . . .16 Malheur... 3 Marion ...... ...:15 .Morrow 5 Multnomah .....42 Polk 9 Sherman ... 2 Tillamook 8 Umatilla 15 Union 15 Wallowa 4 Washington 8 Wasco 9 Yamhill... 8 . total 2C5 13 It is recommended, unless otherwise ordered by the local committees, that the primaries in the various counties be held on Saturday, the 9th day of April, and the county conventions on Thurs day, April 14, 1892. By order of the democratic state cen tral committee. ' : B. Goldsmith, Chairman, A. Noltxer. Secretary. Call for a Republican State Convention. A republican convention for the state of Oregon, is called to meet in the city of Portland on Wednesday, the 6th day of April, 1892, at 11 o'clock a. m;, for the purpose of nominating candidates for the office of Supreme Judge, two congressmen, presidential electors, members of the state board of -equalization, and other district officers, and to transact such other business as may properly come before the convention. The convention will consist of 233 dele gates among the several counties as follows : Baker . 6 Lane.... . . 11 ubuvuu I J.111I1 ................ 1U Clackamas ..10 Malheur ....3 vihwum iu juanon ........ 14 Columbia.. ..5 Mutnomah . 40 COOS A Xff nt-nnr . Crook ; . . . .3 Polk '"" "(i Curry 3 Bherman a Douglas 9 Tillamook.... .'.4 Gilliam .'...........4 Umatilla 9 Grant . R Tlntnn . Vn Harney .4 ; Wallowa! '. '. '. .i . '. '. ". '. ': . 4 jacsson .-. ..v- ...7 Wasco....... 6 Josephine 5 Washington " 8 Klamath 3 Yamhill.......... "3 Lake...... 8 v.u wuv? uuegate targe from each county, and one delegate for every 200 votes, and one for every frac tion over one-half thereof, cast for Con gressman at the June election in 1890. m. i AuacA ajkj wv uoiu vu uaiuiunji JutarCIl 19, "and the County Convention on Sat- nrdav. March 2ft." nnlnwa nthoraiu , VI- dered by the proper County Committees. 4 11 x 1 r .1. . m au vowra wuo iavor me repuDlican tion of American productions ana labor. American citizen at home and ebroaa, re uuruittii y inviteu 10 amie witn H8. . Tl w a T Am a -w Chairman Republican State Central The Tariff Has not raised the price on BlackwelPs Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco. There are many other brands, each represented by some inter ested person to be "just as good as the Bull, Durham." They are not; but like all counterfeits, S" they each lack the peculiar and attractive qualities of the genuine. every bae of BLACKWELL'S BULL DURHAM A for the protection of DURHAM TOBACCO CO. the smoker. durham.n.c. We attach this tag to Jtfeu Columbia jdotel, THE DAXIiES, OREGON. Best Dollar a Day House on the Coast! First-Class Meals, 25 Cents. First Class Hotel in Every Respect. None but the Best of White Help Employed. . T. T. Nicholas, Pvop. TfiK CHURCHES. ST. PETER'S CHUECH Rev. Father Bbons gkest Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at 7 a. m. High Mass at 10:30 a. k. Vespers at 7 p.m. . ADVENT CHRISTIAN CHUECH. Preaching In the "i . M. C. A. rooms every Sunday at 11 a. m. and 7 p. m. Sunday school immediately after morning service. J. A. Orchard, pastor ST. PAUL'S CHURCH Union 8treet, opposite Fifth. Rev. EUD.Sutcliffe Rector. Services every Sunday at 11 A. m. and 7:30 P. M. Sunday School 9:45 A. u. Evening Prayer on Friday at FIR8T BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. Tat lob, Pastor. Morning services every Sab bath at the academy at 11 a. m. Sabbath School immediately after morning services. Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor's resi dence. Union services in the court house at 7 P. M. 1 . - CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C. Cubtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 A. H. and 7 p. m. Sunday School after morning service. Strangers cordially invited. Seats free. Vf E. CHURCH Rev-A. C. Spekceb, pastor. Iu. Services every Sunday mornine. Hunrinv School at 12:20 o'clock p. M. A cordial invitation uwienuea oy dow pastor ana people to all. FRENCH & cb., BANKERS. TRAN8ACT A GENERAL BANKING BUSINE8S SOCIETIES. A SSEMBLY NO. 4827. K. OH1 T. Uatfi In IT J. of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes- uays oi eacn monw at 7 :3u p. m. w P. M.' A8CO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. & A. M. Meets nrsc ana mira .uonaay of each month at 7 DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets in Masonic Hall the third Wednesday rf (HUh titin tti ot 7 n xr J MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Mt. Hood Camp No. 59, Meets Tuesday even- uifi v. caui ncc iu me IV, ox jr. iliill, ai 7 :3U P. X. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. O. O. F. Meets every rnaay evening at 7:30 o'clock, in K. of P. hall, corner Second and Court streets. oujuunung growers are welcome. H. Cixjogh, Sec'jr. H. A. Bills.N. G. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 9., K. of P. Meets every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in uuuu.uK, v.vM uci ui iuiui, uuu Decona streets. Sojourning members are cordially in- D. W.Vaitsb, K. of R. and 8. ' c. C. WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE UNION will meet every Friday afternoon at 8 o'clock at the reading room. All are invited. arpiMFHS LODGE NO. 8, A. O. U. W. Meets ri J. at K. af P. Hall, Corner Second and Court oireets, j. nursaay evenings at 7:30. W. S Myers, Financier. M. W. Letters of Credit issued available in the Eastern States. Sight Exchange and Telegraphic Transfers sold on New York, Chicago, St. Louie, San Francisco, Portland Oregon, Seattle Wash., and various points in Or egon and Washington. . Collections made at all points, on fav orable terms. J. s. SCHBNCE, President. H. M. Biau. Cashier. First Rational Bank. ."HE DALLES, OREGON A General Banking -Business transacted Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold on New York, San Francisco and Portland. - DIRECTOKS. D. r. Thompson. Jno. S. Schenck. Ed. M. Williams, : Geo. A. Liebe. H. M. Beau,. Closets! Chimneys Cleaned Carpets take up, cleaned and put down, also Closets and Chimnevs cleaned on short notice at reasonable -, . rates. - Orders received through the postoffice GRANT MORSE XAS. NESMITH POST, No. 32, G. A. R. Meets ' ' cvcij oniuiuay si :au r. m., in me it. ox P Hall. T OF L. E.Meets every Sunday afternoon in uv vi i . nun. "2J.ESANG VEREIN Meets every Sunday T OF L. F. DWISION", No. 167 Meets in the j iv. oi r. nau tne tirst and third Wednes day of each month, st 7:3t) p. u. JOHN PASHEK, fderclian t - Tailor, Next door to Wasco Sun. Madison's Latest System used in cutting garments, ana a nt guaranteed each time. Repairing and Cleaning Neatly and Quickly Done. G. W. Johnston & Son. GarDBnters ana Buiiners, Shop at No. 112 First Street. All Job Work promptly attended and estimates given on all wood work. Jacob Moser Has opened a shop in the building im- , meoiateiy ease oi bKiDDe'8 iotei, ok Making and Repairing LADIES' and GENTLEMEN'S : BOOTS AND SHOES. First-Class Work and low Prices A Necessity. .The consumption of tea largely In creases every year In England, Russia, and the principal Euro pean tea:drlnklce countries. But it does not grow in America. And net alone that, but thou sands of Europeans who leave Europe ardent lover of tea. upon arriving in the TTnttofl Btat-a ally discontinue its use, and finally ' cease it altogether. , . This state of things is due to the fact that the Americana think to much of business and so little of their palates that they permit China and Japan to ship them their cheapest and most worthless teas. Between the wealthy classes of China and Japan and the exacting and cultivated tea-drinkers of Europe, the finer teas find a ready market. The balance of the crop comes to America. Is there any wonder, then, that our taste for tea does not appreciate? .-. . In view of these facts, is there not an im mediate demand for the importation of a brand of tea that is guaranteed to be nn eolored, nnmanipulated, and of absolute purity? We .think there is, and present Beech's Tea. Its purity to guaranteed in every respect. It has, therefore, more in herent strength than the cheap teas yon have been drinking, tally one third less being re quired for an Infusion. . This you will dis cover the first time yon make it likewise, the flavor to delightful, being the natural fla vor of an unadulterated article. It Is a revela tion to tea-drinkers. Sold only In packages bearing this mark: BEEOJgkTEA 'PurrAsWdhood: Prlee 0o per pomnd. - For tale at - THE DALLES CHRONICLE Of the Leading City of Eastern Oregon. -During the little over a year of its existence it has earnestly tried to fulfill the objects for which it was founded, namely, to assist in developing our industries, to advertise the resources of the city and adjacent country and to work for an open river to the sea. Its record is before the people and the phenomenal support it has received is accepted as the expression of their approval.. Independent in every thing, neutral in nothing, it will live only to fight for what it believes to be just and right. Commencing with the first number of the second volume the weekly has been enlarged to eight pages while the price ($1.50 a year) remains the same. Thus both the weekly and daily editions contain moie reading matter for less money than any paper published in the county. GET YOUR PftlflTIflG DONE AT Room THE CHILE JO BooK ai?d Job priptip Done on Short Notice. LIGHT BINDING NEATLY DONE. Address all Mail Orders to Chronicle Pub. Co., THE DALLES, OREGON. F. A.-MooKB, Secretary. , . ",' . 2-27tf . OVASAJiTEES. ,r' . '