ine uaues uauy unromeie. Entered a the PoetofBee at The Dalles,7 Oregon, as second-class matter. Local Advertising. - - -'' 10 Cents per llue for first Insertion, and 5 Cents per line or each subsequent insertion. Special .rates for long time notices. All local notices received later than S o'clock will appear the following day. TIMK TABLES. The Dalles, Portland & Astoria Hav. Co. The boats of The Dalles, Portland & Astoria Navigation Co. will commence running on Mon day, Feb. 15th, and until further notice under the following schedule. . Steamer "DALLES OITY'Ueayes . PORTLAND at 6 A. M : . Tuesday, Thursdays and Saturdays : CA8CADK8 at 10: 30 A. M.: Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays : Steamer "EEGULATOB" leaves THE DALLES at 6 A. M.; Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays : CASCADES at 1 P. M.J Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays : B." F. L4UGHLIN, General Manager. Railroads. BAST BOUND No. 2, Arrives 12:01 A. M. Departs 12:06 A. K. " 12: 50 P. M. h, " l . ou r. M. WEST BOUND. Mo. 1, Arrives 4:25 A. X. " 7, " 6:00 P. m. Depart 4:30 A. u. " 6:20 P. 3C. Two locai freights that carry passengers leave one for the west at 7 :00 X., and one for the east at 9:15 A. M. STAGES. For Prineville, via. Bake Oven, leave daily at 6 A. M. For Antelope, Mitchell, Canyon City, leave daily at 6 A. m. For Dufur, Kingslev, Wamic, Wapinitia, Worm Springs pnd Tygh Valley, leave dally (except Sunday) at 6 a.m. For Uoldendale, Wash., leave every day of the week except Sunday at 8 A. it. Offices for all lines at the Umatilla House. Post-Offlce. omci HOUR Oeneral Delivrey Window ...8 a. m. to 7 p. m. Money Order 8 a. m. to 4 p. m. Sunday i X) 9 a. in. toiua. m. . . CLOHINQ OF MAILS By trains going East. . . .. .9 p. m. and 11:45 a. m. " " West 9p.nl. and 4:45 p.m. Stage for Goldendftle 7:30 a. m. " "'Prineville 5:30 a.m. " - Dufur and Warm Springs ..5:30 a. m. " f Leaving for Lyle i Hortland. .6:S0 a. m. " " ." " Antelope. 5:30 a. m. ' 'Except Sunday. Tri-weekly. Tuesday Thursday and Saturday. " Monday Wednesday and Friday. WEDNESDAY - MARCH 23, 1892 8. DEPARTMENT 0" AGRICULTCBE, WEATHER BUREAU. Thk Dalies, Gt., Mar. 23, 1S92. State of Weather Cloudy Clear Maximum erature, 44. temperature, 57 ; minimum tern- Height of River, 3 p. m Change in past 24 hours . . . 9.6 feet; 0.4 feet. Total precipitation from July 1st to date, 9.41 ; average precipitation from July 1st to date, 12..r5; total deficiency from July 1st, 1891, to date, 2.94; inches. - WEATHER PROBABILITIES. San Fbancisco, Mar. 23, 1892. Weather forecast till 8 p. i Thursday; . Fair, cooler. Keekham. FAIR LOCAL BREVITIES. . Geo. C. Blakely returned at noon today from Portland. Mrs. A. W. Branner, of Naneene, is a the Umatilla House. Matthew Thornburn, a pioneer settler on Tygh Eiege is in the city A. J. Wall,' proprietor of the Eight Mile menagerie, is in the city. Willard Yanderpool and C. P. Balch, of Dufur, were in town last night. Chas. Mumford, of the Fisk Jubilee Singers, is at the Umatilla House . C.-P. Heald of Hood River, member of the state board of horticulture is in the cky. Hamtiel J. Prvwlr will finri two lt. ters to his address at The Chronicle office J. IV. Kenna, Hood River's artistic painter, is registered at the Umatilla House. An Irishman lately described the grippe as "a thing that makes a man feel jsick for three week after he: gets well." v - A pamphlet containing the new Aus tralian ballot law adopted by this state is for sale at the Chbonicls office at ten 'Cents a copy. ; . Thirty years ago Jim Hill was a day , laborer on the docks at St. Paul. - Today ; he is at the head of the Great Northern railway and a millionaire ten times over in his own right. The postmaster general haa changed the name of Linkville to Klamath Falls In the county of Klamath, Or. The new SHUlV UAUOH UUV ISO UO4 Uil bit tllO U.1U ning of the next quarter. . Manager Laughlia informs the Chron icle that the Dalles Portland & Astoria Navigation "company's boats will make through daily trips between The Dalles and Portland, commencing on -Monday - week, the 4th of April next. iromrngsiey containing a small sum of money, but without , the writer's name. W ill the writer please forward his name that we may know what dis position to make of the cash. Dr. Parkhurst, a Presbyterian divine, lately arose to glorify Jay Gould who donated $10,000 to the Doctors' church. says the Klamath Star. The holy man is now sitting down wotniiy smeared bv thesartiaam of the press, while Jay looks 1 several glitters less glorious .than he did before. Such is life in this" wicked world ! . Glory flickers around and will not be thrown upon everybody like flowery vest, but smear goes straight to tne marie, and sticks wnere it hits I PaciBo H Rela- D.fr W Coast bar. tive of S. Time. r Hum Wind P S A. M. 29.81 47 96 West .05 3 P. M. 29.90 56 47 " Mr. H. P. Ernst who haa resided in , The Dalles for the past two years left yesterday morning for his old home in Mendon, Mich. On Monday evening; the Congregational choir (of -which Mr. Ernst was the basso profoundo) met at the residence of J. M. Patterson to hare a parting song. About 9 o'clock, to the' surprise of the basso, about 20 of 'his friends filed in to take a hand in the parting.' : After speding a very pleasant evening and presenting Mr. E. with a beatuful oil painting of "Cape Horn on the Columbia," in appreciation of his choir services, the company dispersed feeling that they had performed a very pleasant duty. t; -. t-:-'.'-'. !V To Lovely for Anything. Much of the beauty, if not the. chiv alry, of The Dalles was gathered at the fashionable milinery store of Mrs. C. L. Phillips last night to view the fine dis play of new spring styles just received at that popular ladies resort. " The re porter was too bashful to obtrude where there was not a single person . of the male persuasion to lend variety to that part of the scene, but he was permitted to peep through the half open door only that and nothing more as his bet ter half entered, and the scene pre sented was one ot rare beauty while the said better half informed him afterwards that Mrs. Phillip's new bonnets and hats were "just too lovely for anything." The opening will be continued tonight and every lady in The Dalles who has any desire to know what is going on in beau monde should pay it a visit. Shooting Scrape at Antelope. The Bake Oven stake driver brought ill word last night of a' shooting scrape at Antelope, which occurred on last Sunday. - The . particulars are- very meager. It is only known that W. F. Kelsay shot . Ed. Glisan through the. body, it is believed, fatally. - Glisan is the man who shot and killed an Antelor. e saloon keeper named Pratt some four or five years ago. Glisan was tried for the crime and acquitted. Kelsay is a man who always bore a . good reputation, while Glisan is reputed to have been quarrelsome, especially when in liquor. It is said Kelsay offered to give himself up but no one would assume the respon sibility of taking him - into' custody. Prosecuting Attorney W. H. "Wilson re ceived a letter from the Antelope Justice last night asking what steps should be pursued, pending the result of Glisan's injuries. Millinery Opening. Mrs. C. L. Phillips invites 'the ladies of The Dalles and vicinity to . call at her millinery qtore. ' 'today and tomorrow, on which occasion she will take pleasure in exhibiting all the latest styles of new millinery goods for the spring of 1892. - Fred Fisher calls attention, in another place in his new' grocery . and provision store just opened ' opposite Skibbe's hotel in the East End. Mr. Fisher of fers special prices to cash buyers and will pav the highest market price for country produce. - - - x. A Courtship by Letter. Mrs. Mary M. Stevens, of Lincoln, was married the first of the week at Grand Island to Nelson Wetson, of Cheyenne. The marriage was the out come of a strange correspondence. A friend of Mrs. Stevens is in the employ of Nelson in Cheyenne, and suggested to him one evening that he knew of a woman who would make him an excel lent wife. Nelson agreed, if ' the fail creature should. prove acceptable and could be won, to marry her. . He imme- . diately wrote to Mrs. Stevens, setting forth that he was the owner of a large and paying ranch, was well off in the world and wanted some one to share his lot and help eat his potatoes. The lady was not averse to embarking in the matrimonial sea for a 6econd time, and agreed that if everything was as repre sented and the man was of a good moral character she would accept. She was fully satisfied on these points ana tney, immediately considered them selves engaged;. Business interests pre vented. Nelson leaving home long enough to come to. Loncoin ana be did not wish to be so ungallant as to compel his be trothed to go . to him, so they compro mised and agreed to meet at Grand Is land. Mrs. Stevens left for Grand Island, wnere tne couple met for the first time, Both considered that they had secured a bargain and were made .one at once, A letter was received, in .this city from the happy bride, in which she says that be is just glorious and too sweet for any thing. Cor. Omaha World-Herald. Collecting Back Dues. The charming blond who presides at the registered letter window of the poet office threw up her dainty bands with surprise a few days ago' when a gentle man walked up to the window, and up turning a big grip-dumped its contents before her. . - There were 470 letters to be registered.' ; Such a task bad never be fore fallen to her lot. -Her appeal for help brought the chief of the division. who provided help in the shape of three assistants for her, and the pile was soon disposed of. The man stood -by until the receipts were given him. ' "The fact is," he explained, !'I am sec retary of a fashionable club, and it's the most difficult matter in the world to make them pay up. I send hundreds of bills, and when I speak to members about it it's always the same story: '1 never got the bill, old -fel; certainly ril pay up. Just send me a bill and I'll see that you get it There are 470 delin quents in the club and I'll be sure they all get their bills this quarter." " , . The -responses have already begun to come in in a way that, foretells the en tire success of the scheme. Philadelphia Record. - ' Arizona's Petrified Forest... From the Atlantic and Pacific railroad it is not hard to reach one of the great est of natural curiosities the petrified forest ' of. Arizona. Much the nearest point is the little station of Billings, but there are the scantiest accommodations for the traveler. Only a mile south of the track at that point one may see a low, dark ridge, marked by a single Cot tonwood tree. , Walking thither, over a valley so alive with jack rabbits that there is some ex cuse for the cowboy declaration "that yon can walk clear across on their backs," one soon reaches the northern edge of the forest, which covers hun dreds of square miles. Unless you are more hardened to wonderful sights than I am you will almost fancy yourself in some enchanted spot.. You seem tc stand on the glass of a gigantic kaleido scope, over whose sparkling surface the sun breaks in infinite rainbows. . You are. ankle deep in such chips as I'll war rant you never saw from any other wood pile. " . - What do you think of chips from trees that are red moss agate and amethyst and smoky topaz and agate of every hue? Such are the marvellous splinters that cover the ground for miles here around the huge prostrate trunks some of them five feet through from which Time's patient ax has hewn them. I broke a specimen from the heart of a tree there years ago which had around the stone pith a remarkable array of large and ex quisite crystals, for on one side of the specimen which is not so large as my hand is a" beautiful mass of crystals of royal purple amethyst, and on the other an equally beautiful array of smokv topaz crystals. St. Nicholas. Bic Guns in China. The Pekin Gazette contains a curious memorial from the viceroy of Canton re specting 103 7f-centimeter guns manu factured by Krupp on the order of Chang Chihtungthe late viceroy of the prov ince. The viceroy says the guns are excellent in every respect, but they do not suit the fortifications f Or which they were intended. The damp climate of the province and the white ants, "which eat anything and everything," would destroy them; the district is so hilly that they could not be moved, the coast is composed of wet sand, in . which - the wheels would get fixed immediately; the guns are too long, for the embankment on which they were to be placed and could not be turned around; there are no horses in the province to drag them, and if there were there is no forage for them; finally, the horses in the adjacent prov inces are so small that if they were im ported they could not drag such heavy guns. The obstacles being so numerous and insurmountable,' the - memorialist asks that he may be allowed to transfer the gnns to his brother, Li Hung Chang, lor use in the north, payment to be made for them When he can. Should he re ceive ..any money from his brother on this . account, the memorialist promises to report the fact. The emperor author izes this course to be followed. . Simplicity of Carlyle's Life. There was in Carlyle a certain arro gance of intellect that grew with years, and often asserted itself in fashions that he himself felt to be grievous. This has . ' Wanted. A girl to work in the country,- must be a good cook, uood wages. Apply at this oflSce. 16-3-tf. . Get the Rotary, the Amazon, or the California lawn sprinkler, at Maier & Benton's. - . : . 3-18-dtf. The cheapest place to buy potatoes in town is at J. H. Cross' feed store. 31-7d4 Byrne, Bloyd & Co., offer what they Deueve to . oe tne nnest uiaret ever brought to this city,-put up in quart ootties, at tne low price ot S3 a dozen. . . - ': .----- 3-18tf For Sale.;'..-- '.. A good number 2 Calgraph, at Wi-U. Telegraph office. Price $65. 3-14-lw Nenralfla Cored In 15 Minutes. Mr. J. S. Sturtevant, editor of the Waupaca (Wis.) Post, says : "Last night Chamberlain's Pain Balm - cured my wife of neuralgia of the face and tooth in fifteen minutes. - - We would not be without it." 50 cent bottles for sale by uiaKeiey & uougnton, druggists. La Grippe Successfully Treated. "I have just recovered from a second attack of tne grip this year, ' says Mr. Jas. O. Jones, publisher of the Leader, Mexia, Texas. '"In the latter case I used Chamberlain's Cough Remedy, and I think with' considerable success, only Deing in Dea a little over two days, against ten days tor tne nrst attack The second attack. I am satisfied would have been equaly as bad as the first but for the use of this remedy, as I had to go to bed in about six hours after be ing 'struck' witn it, wmie in tne nrst case I was able to attend to business about two days before getting' 'down.' " 50 cent bottles for sale . by Blakeley & nougnton, druggists. A Remarkable Core of Rheumatism, Messrs. Cage and Sherman, of Alexan der, .Texas, write us regarding a re ruarkabie cure ot rneumatism there as follows : "The wife of Mr. Wm. Pruitt, tne rostra aster Here -had been bed-ridden with rheumatism for several years, bne could get nothing to do her an good, We sold her a - bottle of . Cham berlain's Pain Bahn and she was com pletely cured by its use. We refer anv one to her to vertify this statement." 60 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. - ' ' Don't forget the medaL contest Wed nesday night. Tickets at Leslie Butlers T : rt ' ' - NOTICE TO TAXPAYERS. - . State and county taxes become delin quent April 1st next. Taxpayers are hereby requested to make payment'of it soon and avoid going on the delinquent list. ; - v -.';. w, ;' y .'.":: ! D. L. Catbs, - Sheriff and Tax Collector. -.",.' .--.' - NOTICE. '-' -".--.:..' " . -" ' ' S.-E. Farris will, start the street sprinkler on the first of April. 3-22-t31 Sometlrliiff - new Pa bsts 'Bohemian Milwaukee Beer only one bit a bottle. Hot clam broih after. 5 p. m. at J. O. Mack's- Call and try them, 2-23tf Messrs. Moulton and Conrad, two talented musicians from Portland, will give a vocal and instrumental entertain ment tonight and tomorrow night, at the Oro Fino Saloon. Come and hear them.' y , y - 3-l8-2t Miss Clara B. Story will instruct a limited -number of pupils in ot paint ing, water colors, crayon, charcoal and pastelle work and China painting. Studio, room 3. over MirTnwnv'a An goods store. ' . 2-3-tf . Tne Havana Sprout. The leading cigar now, with smokers' about The Dalles, is the Havana Sprout. It is A. No. 1, and is to be found at Byrne, Floyd & Co.'s. Call and try it. ; 2-24-dtf ' .-"N otlee to Contractors. Sealed bids will be received by J.P.Mc Inerny, till noon March 31st, 1892, for the erection of a one story cottage, to be built at the N. E. corner of Third and Liberty streets, in this city. Plans and specifications to be seen at the office of Crandall and Burget, 166 Second street. The right is reserved to reject any or all bids. The Dalles, Or., March 16,-1892. - dtd ' Best Tonic. - Byrne. Floyd & Co., the leading whole sale and retail druggists of The Dalles, have today received their second large invoice of Best Tonic. Best Tonic takes with all who have tried it. It cures dyspepsia, strengthens the system, re stores sound and refreshing sleep, and as a beverage at meal time promotes digestion. 2-27-dtf. NOTICE.- , R. E. French has for sale a number of improved ranches and unimproved lands in the Grass Valley neighborhood in Sherman county. They will be sold very cheap and on reasonable terms. Mr. French can locate settlers on 'some good unsettled claims in the same neigh borhood. His address is Grass Valley, Sherman county, Oregon. . . -The Medal Contest. - Following is the programme of the Demerest medal contest, for Wednesday evening: : , Music. . Prayer by Rev. Mr. Curtiss. Music by Choir, "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing." - - 1. The Deacon's Sunday School Ser mon.' " . " - - 2. The Martyred Mother. Music by the primary class, "The Neat uttie LaocK." "-. 3. Arrest Alcohol, and Liberate Man Music solo by Mrs. B. Huntington. 4. An Appeal to Americans. - 5. A Voice From the Poorhouse. Music by primary class, "Roll Your rianas," 6. . A vision of Prohibition. 7. The Cry of Today. Music by the choir, "The New Created World." JOHN BOOTH. C. P. STEPHENS, DEALER IN (Clothing - Boots, Snoea, Hate, Ktc. FanGiJ tjoodg, flotlon, Ktc. Ktc, Btc. 134 Second St.. next to Dalles National , Bank, Dalles City, Oregon. FRED. FISHER, " ' Dealer in Staple and Fancy Groceries : AndS'ROSIONS. Special Prices to Cash Buyers. Highest Prices paid for Produce, Oonoalte Slttbbe'a Hotel. . " . 3-18wtf Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria. When Baby wu sick, we grave her Castoria. When the waa a Child, she cried for Castoria, When (he became Kiss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, aha garethem Castoria Dry Goods STONEMAN & FIEGE, 114 SECOND STREET Our Stock has been most carefully selected for Cwafort and iuraDiuiy ana wm De soia at tne lowest possible -- prices. Leather and findings for sale. . Repairing Neatly and Expeditiously Done. THE EUROPEAN HOUSE, ;'; "The Corrnglttd Kutldliig .Eanflmly MsM Ebbm t3 Meals Prepared by a TRANSIENT PATRONAGE SOLICITED. .. Good Sample Room for Commercial Men. - WHS. H. FRSEtV Pvopv. SPRING -ARRIVING B. ; Jacobsen . & Co.'s. Largest Line of Baby Carriages Books, Stationery and Musical 162 Second Street. I. C. -AGENT Kraiiidi & Bach First 11 Wi&Y School Books, Bibles, Blank Books, - Music Books, Sheet Music, Baby Carriages and Jewelry. THE DALLES, J. P. WHOLESALE Finest Wines Liquor 171 Second Street, Frenci.s' Block, T WM. BUTLER & CO., . ; DEALERS IN- V.' '- .'- '"7 A V . . A -.' V . - - - Building Material Lumber; Lime, Plaster, Hair and Cement, A liberal discount to the trade in all ; lines handled by us. JEFFERSON STREET, between Second, and Railroad, THE DAIXES, OR ant Door to Court HooBe, Rent liy tie Day, Week or Month. First Class English Coofe. STOCK DAILY AT- Instraments. THE DALLES, OREGON. FOR- Nickelsen P an, Class Upright Pianos," OREGON MACK, AND RETAIL and Liquors. The Dalles, Oregon Rough and Dressed Ova Dealer