The Dalles Daily Chronicle. Entered a the Postofflce at The Dalles, Oregon, ?aa aoondclaaa mattes. Ioal-.AtTei7tlsLms;. 10 Cent' vet line for first Insertion, and s Cents per line for each subsequent insertion. Special rates for long time notices. All JAoal notices received later than 8 o'clock will appear tae following day. TIME TABLES. The Dalles, Portland & Astoria Nav. Co. TJTiTl. , 'The boat of 'The Dalles, Portland & Astoria Navigation Co. -will commence running on Mon day, Feb, 15th, and until further notice under the following schedule. , .Btfemar "DALLES OITX" leaves PbRTLANbatA.)Ii . Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays : CASCADES at 10: 30 A. M. : Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays: Steamer "BEGTJLA.T0E" leaves TBI DALLES at 6 A. M.; - Mondays, Wednesday and Fridays i CASCADES at 1 P. M.; Taesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays : B. P. LAUQHLIN, General Manager. , Railroads. - BAST BOUND. Mo. 2, Arrives 13:01 A. U. DeparU 12:06 A. M. 8, " 12: SO P.M. " 12: 50 P.M. . WB8T BOUND. 'So. I, Arrives4:25 A. M. Departs 4:30 A. St. 7, " 6:00 P. M. " 6:20 P. M. Two locai freights that carry passengers leave .ne for the west at 7:00 a. M., and one for the at 9:1a A. M. STAGES. ror r-nneYine, via. Duite vrvcu, ivave uiuiv t 9 A. M. - ' J, For Antelopei Mitchell, Canyon City, leave daily at 6 A. M. For Dufur, Kingsley, Wamic, Wapinltia, Warm Springs and Tygh Valley, leave-daily (except Sunday) at 6 A. M. For Goldendale, Wash., leave every day of the week except Bunday at 8 A. M. Umces for all lines at the X'matillH House. Post-office. OFFICE HOCUS Oenerai Delivrey W indow 8 a. m. to p. m. Money Order " 8 a. in. to 4 p. m. Sunday G- l - " '....9 a. m. to 10a. in. CLOBING OF MAILS By trains going East 9 p m. and 11:45 a. in. j ." West 9 p.m. and 4:45 p.m. Stage for Goldendale ' 7:30 a. m. " "Prineville 6:30 a.m. "Dufur and Warm Springs ..5:30a. m. " " fLeaving for Lyle Hurt land. .5:30 a. m. ' "Antelope 6:30 a.m. 'Except Sunday. Tri-weekly. Tuesday Thursday and Saturday. Monday Wednesday and -Friday- TUESDAY - MARCH 8. 1S92 v. s. DtfAKiMEmt ur AUUlUUL.il KC, WEATHER BUREAU. Tub Dalles, Or., Mar. 8, 1892. faciflo f HRela- D:t'r W 5 State Coast BAB. tive of 2. . of Time. Hum Wind P j Weather 1A.M. 30.11 52 84 West " Cloudv P. M. 80.01 63 63 " ptCloudy rature. 4ti Height of River, 11 a. in... 3.4 feet; Change in past 24 hours 0.1 feet. Total precipitation from July 1st to date, 9.16; average precipitation from July 1st to date, 11.45; total deficiency from July 1st, 1891, to daUj, 2.29; Inches. WEATHER PROBABILITIES. San Francisco, Mar. 8, 1892. Weatlier forecast till 8 p. m. Tuesday; Probably light showers, cooler. Kkrkham. RAIN LOCAL BREVITIES. n. ai. uiavey oi ivingsiey, was in town last night. Mr. and Mrs. Willard Vanderpool of Dufur, are in the city. Messrs. H. T. Johnston and M. J. An derson of Dufur, are in the city. Hon. F. P. Mays came up from Port land yesterday and will reeurn home to night. " - J. H. Mosier of Mosier, an Eastern. Oregon pioneer of 1853, was in ' town today. ' , ' - ,., d'eo. H. TlWmpson, ex-county clerk of Wasco county, now a resident of Arliflg-' ton, is in the city. A comet without a tail is coming. So the dispatches say. It must be heading square for this terrestrial globe. " Contractors will please notice the ad vertisement today of the building com tnittee of the First Congregational church. . .. " " . J. T. Delk of Hood River is again in trouble. He was brought up to The Dalles yesterday ch arced with selling liquor without license and was placed under bonds to appear before the grati'd jury. . . public for the liberal patronage they have bestowed upon him since he com menced business in this city. He ret spectrally asks a continuance of the anae to the new firm of Stoneman - and Fiege whose advertisement appears in another, column. - Vr.aJbi4ia of WainitfaVisIb the' city. He reports that the farmers are getting well through with spring sowing. Stock wintered well and Mr. Davis has now 71 head of good fat beef steers that he wants to sell. Sheep are in fine con- J:: . v . . . nuuu uu every ming indicates a pros ' jterous year for stockmen and farmers. The value of our water avstam- protection against fire, may be gathered from the fact that two stream tan be run from anv one of t.ha nan. ua--i- J " TT UUinUlrD each one of which will throw writer to fully as gre'at"a distance as it.is possible to do with the fire' engine. The gravity force is in fact equal to two -fire engines f every hydrant. All that we need is plenty 'of hose and we have provision for' putting but fire equal to' the best to be found anywhere. " The wisdom of the men who fought for the gravity system in the teeth of the bitterest opposition, has been fully justified. " Orange News The county convention of the patrons of husbandry .met at - Douglas Hollow1 Grange on Saturday March -5 awd elected A. S.iRoberts arfd P.P' Underwood del-f egatea to the next meeting- of the state grange.; C. J. -Gschweod and A. B. Mott were elected alternates. On mo tion it was agreed to hold the next meeting of the Wasco " and Sherman counties business council with Wheat -grange, near Moro, commencing Tues day March 15, 1892. A Splendid Tea. - A test Was made this toornintf of the new Jire hydrant at the cor'ner of Second and Cbnrf streets. TwohOBe were attach ed; each with a three-quarter ikch no zle, tlien one UrJse with an :inch'no2tle. In both cases magnificent streams of water rose high. towards the blue ex panse and fell in drenching torrents on the neighboring buildings, or with hose held laterally shot out' the -liquid fire extingnTsh'e)- for" nearly a block's space in length. It was "a splendid 'test and a grand result of the efforts of our city fathers to give The Dalles the best water system on the Pacific coast. To a Chroniclk i- representativej i however is due the credit of preventing an accident that, however much it might have been regretted on personal grounds, would unquestionably have been reeeived, had it happened, as a fitting act of retiibu tive justice. At the last test, when the water was turned into the hose, Jack Staniels held in'bis grasp the inch noz zle. It was directed squarely at thej little shack in which the 'Mountaineer press has ground out so many lies about the- water system. - As the water Shot out with the force of a thousand cata pults the voice of the reporter sang out upon the ambient air : "Look out for the Mountaineer office, Jack," aud Jack quickly responded by turning the stream to the starboard side of the shack as he quietly remarked: "Didn't the blank shanty come near ' being blown to sheol?" If was a close eall for the little growl factory on Court street.. 'After this art inch and a quarter nozzle threw a streain laterally by actual measurement 155 feet. A Prosperous Firm. Yesterday a Chronicle representa tive visited the store of the new; firm . of Byrhb.Tldyd arid'Cd.j 'successors to C. E. Dunham and found it chock full of new goods and 'every clerk busily em ployed waiting on customers. From an interview with Mr, Byrne, the head of the firm, we learned that notwithstand ing the proverbial dull times their busi ness for the month of February was over 25 per cent, greater than for the previous month. Two registered pharmacists are kept busy almost nfght and day filling prescriptions and in every line of their business they were meeting with most encouraging ."success. "Here is some thing we are selling in large quantities' said Mr. Byrne, as he handed the re porter a bottle of liquid, labeled "Byrne's Magic Clothes Cleaner." "We warrant this prescription to be the best in the world for removing grease from silk or woolen goods, without injury to the finest fabric or the most delicate colors." "Here is something else, we sell in large quantities" said the same gentleman, as he handed the reporter another bottle ' labeled "Best Tonic." "This s a concentrated extract of malt and hops. It is a specific for loss of ap petite, indigestion, dyspepsia, sleepless ness, for nursing mothers, and as a bev erage. It is manufactured by the Pabst Brewir coiupftny,' of Milwaukee, Wis., bne'df'ihe fafgest 'brewing, .concerns on tfie"American "continent. : Ev'eYy bottle has theic label wtiich is 'a guWant'ee that the' article is all that it is claimed to be. JWe make a specialty too" said Mr. Byrne, "of toilet soaps, of which we keep as fine a variety as one can find anywhere. .. We have just received a large invoice of trusses at prices- greatly below former ones. ; We liave in fact every tliWg' to be found in fiiy first class drug store and we have a line of cigars ranging in price from 5 cents to the best made, that cannot be excelled for the money anywhere." The attention of the reporter was then called to a hand some line of clocks, watches and jewelry presided. 6ver"by the junior member ' of the firm, Mr. Stacy Shown. This new branch of the business bids fair to be come popular and prosperous. The line ofwatches, clocks, watch chains, rings, charms, brooches, etc., showed evidence, of fine taste in their selection and com prised a little of everything usually roMdTW a1 first classfeweirv store. The pVoSperlfy ""of the 'Watchl"rpairing and Cleaning "departineht "rMy 'be referred from the fact that 46 watches were found hanging on hooks awaiting the skilful manipulation. of Mr. Shown. . Was This Parrot m Bad Frieadf - A friend of mine once had a gorgeous African parrot, a bird so handsome and sq aooompllshed that everybody, petted him,' but so'snre"'a W held ' oat' a lump, of sugar, a bit of fruit or candy with "Here, Polly! Pretty Polly? want some sweetiesr he would dart his head, aside and savagely nip not the lump of sugar bu.tt,heliagers that held 'it. It seemed to rouse all his worst' temper to feel that he was obliged to receive the gift from one who had the power to withhold it. I have often fancied that if reincarna tion is "a possibility, 'that parrot '"had been one of the jealous and venal "souls some poor innocent had taken for a friend, and from whom a- wound, had' been received not in tho fingers, but in the heart. Mrs. Frank Leslie. . jt-i oylngT "JPfr the Cofan, Builness. . A 'Piifcbu.iman ;who represents. wholesale undertaking estabTirVhrrtent re turned . yesterday from ; ,'a month's, -trip through 'Maryland and other southern atatesv Nbth withstanding the prevalence of the grip, he said, his' business was not above the average run. 'Wnat do ; I want . .with caskets and trimmings?"' growled an undertaker in Cumberland to me.- ' "I am not getting a whisper Of a ghost fo 1xxrj." , , : , ' " "Oh," I ventured to say "you can't tell . what might happen-an accident, earthqaake,' feud or the ! like and it is always tunely' to prepare for these emer gencies." - . . . "Gfot oi Isig a stock of nusfits. on hand how," 'abruptly -answered ..'my former customer. 1 quietly walked In the rear of the room in order to give my friend time to think over the matter. " I unconsciously examined , the ,wall decorations. Among . them were, .yari colored .signs which struck me as fbeing the newest wrinkle in ad vertisiiig which helps (to .aend, the Grim Reapirir along. Here is a trio oftheni which I copied "U'se Our Own Embalming Fluid if You .Wish Pleasant Results." .. - 'We Invite Special '. Attention-' tb Our New Line of Shrouds." ..." . "You Kick the .Bucket; We Do the Rest" Pittsburg Dispatch. - . Why Be Shaved Off His Whiskers.. - . The Rev. T. De Witt Talmage has at length cleared up. a painful Brooklyn myBtery by telling a reporter why he shaved off his whiskers.: .There was a vague suspicion that Dr. Talmage had acted from some religious conviction, but such, he frankly explains, is not the case. . - ; . Dr. Talmage shaved off his whiskers solely in the cause of art. He had an idea that he would look better clean Bhaveii, than, witb whiskers, and. that was ther whole secret of the -mystery. He also explained why he grew whiskers originally. He was so -very thin when young, he said, that he grew a beard in order to help him cast a shadow. He at that time considered it necessary to cast a shadow. Dr. Talmage is not so thin now. . He can cast a shadow now without the aid of whiskers. So, having accomplished its sole purpose in life, the beard had to go. . Dr. Talmage did not 6have to make himself look younger. He thinks that such artifices are in vain and that no one is deceived. . Dr. Talmage shaves himself every morning .except Sundays. His Sunday shaving he does on Saturday night He has a number of good razors, and 'he says that a good razor will sharpen itself if let alone for a few days. New York Herald. Difficult Census Taking. It appears that the Dominion census is not complete yet The figures from the northern part of British Columbia were sent to- Ottawa but the other day, and the Peace and Mackenzie sections will not be heard from till June next. Thework of numeration in these far-t off districts is "very laborious and entails a lot of traveling. In taking the census of the-Cassiar and Stickeen. river section's- of British. "Columbia the enume rator had to go to Alaska and travel in land t the' Canadian border. ; ' He found the natives in a state of al most primitive barbarism and entirely unenlightened as to Christianity. - A few Chinese, had 'settled upon claims, but were making very little progress. In numbers these people will not add very much to the figures already given, and they will add less to the sum of our ag gregate wealth. Toronto MaiL Death of an English Railway Kino;. Mr. Richard Potter ' (formerly chair man of the Great Western railway) was at one time manager of the Grand Trunk Railway of Canada, and he had atone time 'Or another been connected . with several English railways. Indeed, he may be 'said to 'be "among the last of the 'railway princes whose names re (connected with the early history of the railway. He amassed an enormous for tune, which . will go to his daughters, nine of whom are living. He had no sons.,- The only .unmarried daughter is Miss Beatrice Potter, whose writings on co-operation are well known. Of the married daughters one is the wife of Mr. Leonard Courtney, M. P. Pall Mall Budget .- .. .. An Order for a Barrel of Cider. In the course of the trial of the , man who has "been selling Sham "decorations in France, some curious instances have come to 1 light - of ; combined Vanify and meanness. The1 swindler's planVas to. fget what be could fifom ' his victims for msprercnaea oraers or ine lilon and Sun Of Persia. ' One tradesman .who had made money and 'was anxious to makes? .pgure in society with a, bit of 'colored ribbon in. his butionhole actualiy con- L eluded a bargain by: which; he'.was to have the distmtrtion -for. the valuable consideration of a barrel of cider. Lon don Telegraph. - '' -- ; - . : , -; ;t ''tW f.iJd bJt.Kiyf&. ,".. '.-- hettjv'tuOf of ""WTiifney-: "ville, does "not like ' to' answer . 'uselesa -questiona. : .. -jru - - : Jla' recently- appeared . on the -street with fair feet incaBed in -a cbrjlrnodiouA pair' of "No.1 T2 shoes, wioh borVan anti rrrfated Took siigeBtfe -bf tEe'days bf the'aydwei;nfehicn was tfie fol lov'.iiripti)n,' wTiJtten'h llhesive paper plastered across the instep, "Put on for .comfort; a large corn beneath. " .Smiles, were plentiful in consequence, but the story was already told and no questions were asked. Pittsfield Adver tiser." " '- - -j-" ' --' - An effort is to be made to successfully introduce German song birds into Ore gon. ;-A number of red cardinals, bobo links and indigo birds have also- been brought there from the east and are to be liberated in the spring. .. ' ' A 'steamer from : Auckland recently lanSed in London a cargo of 40,000 sheep and 2,000 cattle, frozen and dressed for the market and at prices lower than those' charged for American meats. .Sealed .proposals will berreceived "at the office of. K F r.i'Un ;.. tu. t-. nJiSl noon of Mtoday next, March 14th, 1892, for the construction of a foundar tion and chimneys of the new Congrega tional chrn-rh. tn ha Vii.-ll i H.: .:"!.. according to the plane and specifications w ro on uw uiiice- oi tjranaaii dt Burget, 165 Second street. Right to reject any or all bids reserved. - Arnica juarcn tn, loya. ' v R. F. Gibons," . B. S. Huntington, 3-Std Building Committee. ' . Card of Thanks. - Crroniclb to express his ' sincere grati tude and thanks for kindness shown ' his boy since the accident by which his leg was broken in three places, and desires to aneciallv mnntirtn in this AAnnaA;M the names of Dr. Hollister, W. A. David- son ana d . y . marquis. 3-8-It. Miss CTara R. Stnro anil inmt . limited number of pupils in oil paint incr. Water colora. 'inrnir. hiinvi'Dl n-j pastelle work and China paintinjr. Studio, room 3, over -Mclnerny's dry fpjKrun oivre. - - 2--tI .IVotlee. - All - Dalles , Citv warrants registered prior to September 1, 1890, Will be paid if presented at my office. Interest ceases from and after this date. Dated February 8th, 1892. - 0."KlNER8L.Y," tf. ' - ' Treas. Dalles City. A Remarkable Cure of Rheumatism. Messrs. Cage and Sherman, of Alexan der, Texas, write us regarding a re markable cure of rheumatism there as follows l "The wife of Mr. Wm. Pruitt, the Postmaster here had . been bed-ridden with rheumatism for several years. She could get nothing to do her an" good, We. sold her a bottle of Cham berlain's Pain Balm and she was com pletely cured by its use. We refer anv one to her to vertify this statement.' 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists. JOHN BOOTH. AND OYSTER HOUSE. One or the Finest Cooks Jn The "Dalles. All Work done by White Help. Next door to Byrne, Floyd fe Co.s1 Drug Store. ' 85 Union St.; The Dalles. Just Opened. Ife. fl. JOflES - Proprietor. ErerHirig the Market 'Affords, at Reasonable Rates. MRS. LOCH HEAD'S Painting CLrA:SS ! ' '- 1 '-. " . Will meet bn" Tuesday arid Friday " '.'. . 'iforiling8,'at 9 o'clock,' arid bh- . -! Wednesday arid Friday Afternoons, at 2 o'clock. ".;.-; j . .Orders taken in all branches of Paint ing, .A full line of New Studies for sale or to rent.. - Studio at . the. residence of Mr.'G. P. Morgan, corner bf Third' and Liberty streets. - ... . . Fifth Street Crade. NOTICE 18 HEREBY GIVEN THfAT "THE Common Council of Dalles City is about to firoceed to etabUsh by Ordinance tbeerade upon he following; named street in said Dalles City, to-wit: On Fifth street from the west side of Union street to the east side of WgshinKton st The grade of said street will .be fixed with refer ence to the supposed stage of low water in tbe Columbia river, which is fixed at a point 62.31 feet below the top of the hydrant at the south west corner of firntand Washington streets, in said Dalles City, which point upon the Columbia river is desiimated as the initial point from which the elevations rereinnfter stated are made. The Squares made by the crossings of streets with said street, shall be of the following elevations above the datum plane, or low water level of the Columbia river, hereinbefore fixed. At the In tersection of Fifth and Union streets. 78 feet At tbe. intersection of Fifth and Court streets 73.5 feet. At the intersection of Ffth and Washington streets 78 feet. T he grades of the aforesaid street from square-to square Khali beuniform aud equal By order of the Common Council. - FRANK MENEFEE. Recorder of Dalles City. Dated this 4th day of March, lWrj. ; 3-7dl4t TheDalles Restaurant HEW BOOT flflb SHOE STOE I STONEMAN & FIEGE, 114 SECOND STREET Our Stock has been most carefully selected for Comfort and Durability and will be sold at the lowest possible . prices.- Leather aiid findings for sale. Repair-tig .Neatly and BUNN Pipe Wont, M Bepairs M ioflf. MAINS TAPPED TINDER PRESSURE. Shop -on Third Street, next door west of Young. & Kuss1 . Blacksmith Shop. I. C. Hilsen, -Agent if Kranich t Bach First School Books, Bibles, Blank Books, Music Books, Sheet Music, Baby Carriages and Jewelry. THE DALLES, J. O. WHOLESALE Finest Wines Liquor 171 Second Street, Frencns' Block, -ARRIVING E : Jpacobseii & Co.'s. Ijargest Line f of Baby Carriages, -Books, Stationery - - --- ' . --i r y.. ; ... . , . . and 'Musical Instrainents. Successors to C. E. Danham. , Dmists and Chemisls. Fare Dross ml Me9iciiies. - Dispensing Physicians' Prescriptions aSpecialty. Night Druggists always in Attendance. THE DALLS8, .OREGON. Expeditiously Done. . for- li Organ, Class Upright Pianos, OREbON AND RETAIL and Liquors. The Dalles, Oregon 'DAILY Al THE DA LLES,' rtEGON . R. 3. HOOD, Livery, Feed, and Sale Iforses Bought and Sold on Commission andJlfoney Advanced on Horses - "Left -'for Sale. -OFFICE OF ; . The Dalles M Goldendale "Stage Litis - Stage Leaves The Dalles Every Honiini at .7:30 and Goldendale at 7;3U. All freiirhtmust be left at R. B.. . ' .. uooa s office toe eve- "" - '. -.' ning before. . . . . ': R. B. HOOD,' Proprietor. V Opposite old Stand. The Dalles, Or. Dealer