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TBI ACSTBALUN BALLOT LAW.
Sec. 33. Every uch certificate of ijlodi
inatipn made by individual electors aa'
aforesaid, of a candidate for any office to
be fined by the electors of the state, at
Jarge, or for member of congress, shall
be signed by not leas than 250 electors
of the state; and of a candidate for any
office to be filled by the electors of an
electoral district or county of the state,
liball be signed by riot less than 50 elec
tors of such district or county ; and of a
candidate, for any office to be fijled by
the electors of a precinct, or for the office
. f constable or justice of .the peace.shall
be signed by not less than ten electors of
such precinct or justice of the peace dis
trict. Each elector signing a certificate
f nomination snail add to his signature
his place of residence, with the street
and number thereof, if any, and each
elector shall be qualified to subscribe to
only one such certificate of nomination
for.each Office to be filled at the election.
Exceptn the case of electors of 'presi-i
dent. and ..vlcef-presidenv of the United
States, every such certificate of nomina
tion made by individual ' electors shall
-contain the name of only one candidate.
At least two of the .signers to each such
certificate of nomination made by in
dividual electors, shall swear (or affirm)
before some person authorized to admin
ister oaths, that the statements, and
signatures therein are true, and that the
requisite number of signers thereio are
qualified to make such nomination, and
the certificate of such oath or affirmation
shall be annexed to the certificate of
nomination.
See. 34. All certificates of nomination
teball state such facts as are required by
this act, and also : 1. The name of the
candidate ; 2. The office for which he is
nominated; 3. The party of political
principle which he represents, expressed
in not more than three words; 4. His
place of residence, with street and num
ber thereof, if any. In the case of elec
tors of president and vice-president of
the United Stated, the names of the
candidates for president and .vice-president
they represent may be added to the
party or political appellation, and the
names of all the nominees for electors of
president and vice-president may be up
on the same certificate of nomination.
Sec. 35. Xo person who is not an elec
tor shall be qualified to join in nominat
ing any candidate. - No elector shall be
qualified to join in a certificate of nomi
nation made by individual electors in
nominating more than one person for
each office to be filled. No person shall
be qualified to be a candidate for more
than one office to be filled at the same
election.
e. 36. A certificate of nomination
may be accompanied by the acceptance
f the nominee, in ; Which a the ac
ceptance shall be indorsed upon the cer
tificate of nomination and signed by the
npmineet or it may be by a letter or tel
egram from the nominee attached to the
certificate yf .nomination and' filed there
with. If the certificate of nomination is
not thus accompanied by the acceptance
t the nominee, he may, at any time af
ter the certificate of nomination is filed,
and before the time for filing nomination
for such office has expired, file his accep
tance thereof in the same manner in the
same office where the certificate of nom
ination is filed. The officer with whom
it is filed shall indorse the same and at
tach it to the certificate of nomination
to which it refers. SeveTaljdifferent cer
tificates of nomination may thus be filed
nominating the same person; and it the
person so' nominated so accepts one of
said nominations, it shall be sufficient,
and shall be equivalent to accepting each
one of said .nominations .to the same of
fice. But unless said nominee accepts a
nomination as a candidate for some office
in some one of the ways and wilhin the
time aforesaid, tie shall not be considered
as fully nominated, and his name shall
not be placed upon the ballots.
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Sec 37. All certificates of nomination
of candidates for office to be filled by the
electors of the state at large, and for
members of congress, shall be filed with
. the secretary of state. If such certificate
" of nomination be made by a convention
or assembly, it shall be filed ' with the
secretary of state not more than 1 00 days
and not less than 45 days, before the day
fixed by law for the election. If such cer
tificate of nomination be made by indi
vidual electors, it shall be filed with the
secretary of state not more than 100 and
not less than 30 days before the day fixed
by law for the election.
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Sec. 38. All certificates of nomination
of candidates.: foroflices to. be filled by
the electors of .an electoral district, other
then a. congressional district, or conntvi
or prcinc:t, shall be filed with the coun-i
y cierx oi xne county ana If sued elec
toral" district embraces more than one
: county, then a duplicate thereof shall be
tiled with the county clerk of each coun
ty within such .electoral district. If such
certificate of, nomination be made by a
: conveation or;t assembly it shall be filed
. -with sncb county clerks or clerks not more
than 100 days and not less than 30 days
before Ihe day fixed by law for the elec-
. lion. If such -certificate of nomination
be made -by Individual electors, it shall
- be filed with such county clerk or clerks
not more than 100 days and not less than
15 days before the day fixed by law for
the election.
3 UDGE AND BUNKO &EN. I
A NEW YORK CJTY- JUDICIAL OFFI-
; :. CER'S ; EXPERIENCE, i V ; j
Two Smooth Tongraed Sharpers Make a
Sad Mistake in "Sixln- Vp" a Man,
and One I Arretted and Sentenced The
"ral" Meets a Later Fate.
- At the Lasvyers' club a few nights ago
Judge JRufus. B. Cowing and Judge Henry
A. Gildersleeve were' spinning yarns on
the queer experiences they have had with
the thieving fraternity, when not known.
Judges Gildersleeve and Cowing are two
jolly and most entertaining- - compan
ions. They are very popular wherever
they go - and now and then meet with a
sharper who tries' to ingratiate Himafif
in their good graces to the extent of as
many dollars as they may happen to have
in their pockets.
Judge Gildersleeve was telling how he
was approached by a bunko man a few
years ago at . the Pennsylyania .raihroad
depqt in Jersey CSty , and how he crossed
she ferry with; the f 'hand shaker." who
thought he had; made a great .capture.
Judge. GUdersleeve 4s a. .famous sports
man and a 8ha.rpsbootei-' He has won
many prises with his rifle at national
and international tournaments, and has
written a dozen- books on, .rifles, inarks-
mansbip and. game, big rnd little. He
was returning from a trip to Pennsylva
nia, where he had had a very pleas ar
able time shooting with a party of Phil
adelphia lawyer friends. .
.' He had i hardly . got . off the train at
Jersey City when he felt a vigorous slap
on the back.
'.Why, hello, my dear Mr. Thompson.
So glad to see yon. Just in from Phila
delphia, eh? How are all the folks at
home?'- ' ; , '. -
When Judge Gildersleeve got a chance
to say a wotd he replied meekly:
"Yes, just in from Philadelphia.- I
guess the folks are all well. They were
when I left them, anyway."
"Now. I've met you in Philadelphia,
I am sure. Don't you remember me?"
THE JUDGE GETS EVEN.
Knowing what sort of a character he
had to deal with, Judge Gildersleeve led
him on in a modest, innocent way. '
"Why, yon must be mistaken," said
he to the. buuko man. "My name is
Johnson, Joseph W. Johnson, and I keep
a store in Philadelphia."
"Why, I beg a thousand pardons," and
the bunko man bowed low and disap
peared. - - GAVE THE TIP TO HIS "PAL."
- Then came the "pal," just as Judge
Gildersleeve expected. He was . iust
stepping aboard . the Desbrosses Street
ferry when he got another slap on the
back. i, , :
"My dear Mr. Johnson, how arer you
and what are you doing over here?.' 'Yon
don't remember me, but I knew 'you
years ago in Philadelphia," and bunko
man No.. 2 plied bis tongue in the most
voluble manner, Judge Gildersleeve a
senting to everything he said. ' The
bunko man had got Judge Gildersleeve
to promise that he would meet him again
when he saw he conldu't get him to join
him in a qniet game -or a liquid smile. ;:
'-. VfiNow.my dear Mr. Johnson, don't
forget to meet me, will yon?" said the
bunko man as he stepped out of the
ferry house on the New York side. ,
"Officer, arrest this man," suid Judge
Gildersleeve to a policeman standing by.
"Say, you old jay, what do yon mean?"
shotted the bunko man, red with anger.
"We will meet again, young man, in
a short time, I hope. I will give you my
name and place- of business Henry A.
Gildersleeve, judge. Part 3, court of gen
eral sessions." ...
"What's the charge, judge?" asked the
policeman. -
'Suspicious character."
The next day the bunko man was sent
to the island for six months by ' Justice
Power, of the Tombs.
'. " ; THE "PAL" SENTENCED.
;;- Two months later Judge Gildersleeve
had the pleasure of meeting -the man
who was king of the New York "hand
shakers," "Kid" Miller. Miller was the
man who first addressed the judge in
the depot at Jersey City. '
."Miller, I've met you before," said
Judge Gildersleeve. -
"Not guilty," replied Miller.
"Well, Igot off a Pennsylvania train in
Jersey City one day two months ago, with
a gun and a basket and dressed in my
bunting clothes. . I had been on a little
pleasure expedition, and you saw fit to
interfere' in the business of a peaceable,
law abiding citizen. ' Your companion
is now serving a term on the island, and
the' strangers who come to town will be
better off . if you follow suit. One year
in the penitentiary," and the bunko king
was led away, and if ever a face looked
queer it was that dazed bunko man's.
The two bunko men who tried to cap
ture Judge Gildersleeve's 'shekels had
worked New York and vicinity for a
long time, yet did not know the face of
the criminal 'tjourt judge. In the case
of, Recorder Smyth the "hand shaker"
was fresh , in from the Windy City, and
hadn't looked , the city officers over so
closely as his calling would seem to war
rant. Judge Gildersleeve told me that so far
as he knew he and Recorder Smyth were
the only criminal judges that had ever
been approached by the New York bunko
inert.-- 4 ' -, ,. . k
The only other experience "Judge Gil
dersleeve ever had with the crooks out
side his courtroom was -during the Cen
tennial ,Sn v PhiladelpbialL . He i had his
pockets picked while going over the ex
hibition grounds. He had just been
made a. j udge f'i the : criminal court in
this city; and some' trf nis'frie'ndsr who
remember how Judge Gildersleeve fell
over the-theft, do say that for a long
time pickpockets received very - little
merciful consideration "when they were
sentenced according to the jury verdicts.
Mew York Herald. - - -
Qneneos Does Miss Prym beliewe
ererything in her Bible?
Cynicos Yes, except the entry ot her
"T V-
.et a. jIass of water.- No sooner had he,
.touched the .faucet than he had occamon
U, pick himself up from a far corner of
the room. ' ' .--.-('. ?a '
For a few moments everything seemed
turned into an electric battery, . The
nails in' the wall became retl.'electrici.ty:
oew. from the water pipes and flashed
around, .the . bands oil the water pails, '
At length some one found the cause of
the trouble and the towel was removed.
Portland Transcript.
Mlitdireffted Enterprise. '
The constAUt improvement of burglars
tools is hardly an uglier adjunct of
modern civilization than the rapid prog
ress in the variety and 'ingenuity of
food adulterations. Eggs and apples,
almost alone, are still above suspicion
Cloves, tea. ground coffee, vanilla,
lemon juice and mustards are nearly as
frequently imitated as dairy butter.
Cheese is filled with lard, and lard with
corn-meal. The abolition of sugar
duties has failed to stop the traffic in
glucose. Candy factories nse. terra alba
by tons. W ith an admixture , of an ex-,
tract from hickory-, buds and ginger
common treacle fain be made to resemble
maple syrup sufficiently close to fool
nine out of ten uonspecia lists.
"Flavoring extracts" are made from
such things as wood vinegar and coal
tar. but the meanest tricks are those
practised by the venders of honey. A
vile compound of glucose and stearic
acid is poured into factory made combs
and sold in dainty wooden frames, which
in one case, were found to consist of
ligneous pasteboard a triple combina
tion f frauds paralleled only in a cer
tain sample of mustard.", which an
analyst found to be a compound of four
different ingredients, two of which had.
so to express it. Ieen subadu Iterated.
Philadelphia Times.
. A Danish Medium hi Paris..
M. Aveling. tne young Danish me
dium', is now occupying the attention of
that faction of Paris which amuses or
interests : itself tn ' the phenomena of
spiritualism.- M.- A veling does not speak
a word of . French, yet when the tit is
upon him ha writes - answers . to mental
questions . in , French, sand , in ; the very
handwriting of . deceased authors, com
posers and great historical celebrities.
The latest sensation is the'' caligraphy. of
Balzac, reproduced by the" Danish gen
tleman innocent of French, and some
very clever opinions of modem, novel
ists, including Zola, by the i-efunct phi
losopher of romance.
But 4he joke is . that Balzac . asserts
that he' has spectrally snperiutemied the
adaptation of Ins own vHereGoriotv at
the Theater Libre, and that he was in
the middle of the tKilcony .stalls at its
first representation. The fact. . is that
the . center stall is ocenpied by M.; Fran
cistjne Sarcey. and that Balzac jocularly
added ..that rhe hal sat on that distin
guished critic's lap. Religio Philosophi
cal Journal.
Aii Old Man in ICraxil. '
A South AuierK-au newspaper tells of
a man living in Sao Pan lo. Brazil, who
is considerably over ' HK . years old' and
rho is growing young again. He has
recently grown a new set of teeth and
his hair, which hail ' turned gra is al
most black again. He is m active busi
ness as a horse trader and occasionally
he.ndea over ten leagues iu a day.1 ; He
has been married three . times, is now a
widower and is quite wealthy. . " The
paper asually remarks in the course of
its story that the old man suffered great
ly at one time with a tumor, ''but' this
was cured by being gored by an ox."
An Artificial Crow. ..
An Englishman has invented anew
aerial machine. The machine is divided
anil constructed in imitation of the ar
rangement of every feather in the wing
of a wow, the bird selected, a-,niodel,.
The dimensions are thirty feet from tip
to tip of the large wings. The whole
weight is about 650 pounds. The ma
chine is to be operated by a light engine.
English Mechanic. ' ; ;. .
The Jew In New York City. ;
.The foolish writer who laughs at the
Jews and; ridicules their pretensions to
influence would do well to. study facts.
There are more than 300.000 Jews in this
city, holding something like $180,000,000
of real estate, 'with about 150 Jewish
congregations, and capitalized invest,
ments representing the colossal figure of
at . least JS50.O00.O0O. New York Re
corder ' ' " '- -" ' ,'':- - ;-'
. - . i ; u,..,. :.
In the scholastic year 1890-1 8t Pe
tersburg had 259 primary sc tools, with
12,780 pupils. V Last year the tirtmber of
schools was 267 and the nndiber of at
tending pupils 13.042. . This nit-iudes lao
female schools, with 'an ' attendance of
5.703 . , ' '
', The. growth of trade at Hnerto. tVv
iombia, in South .America!, has . nec
sitated the constmction of a pier 4.000
feet long at that port, It will be built
of iroa and steel and will accommodate
ten vessels at one time. ; - :r.
.,. Modern Witchcraft In Salem.J .
. During, a recent rainstonii' ijb' Saieuijv
Masa., electricity , .played .some"tqneer
pranks at Porter's market. ; On the rooif
of the -buildinz is a clothesline. iluri
ing the storm a towel . blew from thu
line and lodged upon an electric lighting
wire below. Being wet it wonnd around
the wire and the - electricity passed
through it and shot- down into' the
ground, :where it came, in contact ' with
the water 'pipes leading hi to the bnild
ing.' ,';.;.,. . ; ,;,v;".;..( ;',' ,. :"; :' v :.
it ran along -the pipes, and the first
thing it encountered in the. basement
was a pot of hot lard,.. which. was boiliutt
on the stove. . The lard was illuminated
and the young, man in charge thongbt it
most be burning. , He started to. remove
it from, the stove and received a shock
that sent him , against the basement
walln. . . ,. ,:. . ...... ;
Pale with fright he rushed up stairs,
where a. fellow workman, noting . nis
pallor, reached for the 'water . faucet to
Between 12.000 and 15.00O barrels of
herring were taken recently in a single
hight at Sound island, on the coast of
,T H..-J
Jaut Pound It Out.
Fond 'jiother' (anxiously) Why,
'what's the matter,' 'my dear? ' ; ''
'- Married Daughter (weeping My hns
husband ' has (asely de deceived me.
boo, hop, hoo! ' '
' Mercy on nsi Howjf"
"Two r ye years ago last Chris
Christmas he gave . me a watch for a
Christinas present, boo, hoo!" '
. "1 know:-".What of it?" ' . '-'."-''
,';This this tnorning 11 tried to wi
wind it ' an it's nothing' but a a doll's
"watch,, with no works insider-boo, hoo.
hob?' New -York .Weekly. ' .
Why Tbey Are Clmte Together. -
By some it has lieen considered a mas
tery why two such important holidays
as Christmas and New ' V ear's come so
close together. .It.is plain. .The excesses
of. Christmas put the population in the
humor of making ; good resolntiohs :for
the coming year, and it is necessary that
New Year's be close on hand, else they d
backslide before the resolutions were re
corded.' Denver' News. ' ' ' 1 i r- .
-! -i i r ' :i
. i ..Propelled toy m Water..,, y
A -design of an electric '.boat propelled
by- asea Water lottery h,as been exhibited
before the French Academy of Sciences.
The battery plates are tinder the boat; in
the form of -a keel, and the crurreBt gen
erated 'drives a motor operating, the
screw. - The copper or zinc plates : are
raied or lowered by 'means of ' pulleys.
: i.i i "i i i f r
,. , An elpctric device for. cleadiQg a track
of obstructions is among . jthe - newest
ideas. ' It consists . of a triangular steel
foldingr frame,.-over, ...which ...a net is
stretched-1 This is placed on the front
of a locomotive ' and can be opened at
will, catching the obstructions upon it.
An additional arrangement is a scoop to
drop on,. the. track., . The recent tests
were very-satisfactory. Exchange.
The old Idea of 40 years ago was' that facial
eruptions were doe to a "blood humor, for
which they gave potash. Thm all the old Sarsa
parlllM contain potasb, a most objectionable and
drastic mineral,' that instead of ' decreaetne.
actually creates more eruptions. You hare no
ticed this when tat ing other Earsaperillai than
Jo7. : It is however ik) known that the, tm
ach. tUo blood creating power. Is the aeat of all
Titiatins ,or cleansing prorations. ' A atomach
clogged by. indigention or, constipation, Titiatet
the blood, result pimples. A clean stomach and
healthful l:gctloirpr.rifies i! and ihey disappear.
Thus Joy"s Vegetable Earaapariila is compoubded
after the modern tdea to Ti-guUte tho' bowels and
atimnlato tho dlgvstlon. : The eCcct is immediate
and most satisfactory. A short testimonial to
contrast tho action of tho potash .SarsapariUas
and Joy'K nio.lcrn yesitublo preparation Jlra.
CD. Btuart', .f 100 liars. m Sv S.. F., writen:. "I
have for years had iiicn-t'Iini, I tried a popular
Sarsapariiia but it aeinaiiy.f aned more pimples
to break out 0:1 my (ace.1.,llyti.-;n5 that Joy's was
Slater prppurii.iiin aiut a.( te.i jiSereiitIy',.l tried
It ana the piinpleit 'immediately d&a'ppeare'd."
a 11 ;"- -M" - iiO-e'.i.'W
S , ;,.',ViVMMIV
-- Larsest.bottle, 4uotBoi;'ive.mamericew ;
Fof Sale by . SNIPES'Ai..NERSLY
: -THE -DAIXP3. pjEtEGON. .
By using S. B. Headache and Liver Cure, and S.
B. Cough Cure as directed for colds. They were
sTJocEsax-1 u xjjar
nffed two Tears airo durine the La Grlnne eni-
demic, and very, (battering testimonials of their
power over thut disease are at band. Manufact
ured by the S. B. Medicine Mfg. Co., at Dufur,
vjregvn. ror saie oy aii amggisis.
A Necessity.
. The consumption
of tea largely ' In
creases every year in .
, England, Russia, and
the principal Euro
; pean ' tea-drinking '
' countries. ' ' But ' It
does not grow in
: America. : And ' not
alone that, bo thou- -and
- of Europeans
-who ' -leave - Europe
ardent lovers of tea.
upon arriving in the
United States' rrada-
ally discontinue 1U ase, and Cosily. cease it
altogether. . '.:. :
This state of things ia due to the fact that
the Americans think so much of business
and so little of their palate that they permit
Chins and Japan to ship them their cheapest
and most worthless teas. Between the
-wealthy classes of China and Japan and the
exacting ' end cultivated tea-drfnkers of
' Earope, the finer, teas find a ready market
; The balance pt the crOp comes to America,
Ia there- any wonder1, then, that our taste for
' tea does not appreciate? it t . . .
'-. ;' In view of these facta,-!' there not an fm
. mediate' demand for the importation "of a
1 brand of tea thai Ui ipseranteettto Wnn
eolored, - unmanipalated, and Vof febsornta)
"pnrJtyT-.''We tWnk ' theri,;an preent
Beech'aTes:-' Iu purity i gvaraoteed in
'veT'epect- tthas therefore, xsor ln
' herent strength thim the cheap teat yea have
been drinkfng.'TBjly one third leas bef n'g re
quired for an inrission ' ThU ton5 wlll di
oover the -flrsttlme-you make i. likewise,
the flavor ia deligbtfoi, being the natural fla
: Vox of an unadulterated articht ItU arevela
- ' tins to tea-drlnkera. Bold only in package
neanng sua mark:
'PureAs-mildhood
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the sea Its record is before the people an-i the
phenomenal support it has received is accepted as the
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thing, neutral in nothing,
for what it "believes to "be just and rig ht.
Commencing with the
yclume the weekly has been enlarged to eight pages
while the price ($1.50 a year) remains the same.
Thus both the "weekly and daily editions contain
moie reading matter for less money than any paper
published in the county.
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