The Dalles My Chronicle. OFFICIAL PAPER OF DAL1.KS CITY. Published Dally, Sunday Excepted. THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. Corner Second and Washington. Streets, The Dalle, Oregon. Term of Subscription Per Year ...... ....... ...6 00 Per month, by carrier. . , SO Single copy 5 STATE OFFICIALS. Governor..... Secretary of State . Treasurer Bupt. of Public Instruction . m&tors i , Congressman. .'. . ':. State Printer ..: ..B. Pennoyer G.W. McBride ...Phillip Metschan K. B. McElroy (J. N. Dolph " J. H. Mitchell ,.B. Hermann .Frana Baier COUNTY OFFICIALS. County Judge.... Sheriff. .. Clerk Treasurer ,. .. Commissioners. . C. Ni Thornbnry D. L. Cates .. CroMen , ..Geo. Rnch I H" A. Leaveus 1 Frank Kincaid Assessor .John E. Barnett Surveyor E. F. Sharp Superintendent of Public Schools. . .Troy Shelley Coroner William Michel! The silver men have eight or ten peti tions in circulation on the democratic side of the house urging that the silver bill be made a special continuing order, and they have secured about 100 signers. There are doubts entertained as to the -expediency of the movement, 'but the silver men mostly believe it may ad vance the consideration of the bill, and are doing what they can do to bring the matter to an issue early in the session. The anti-silver men are urging delay, and yorking to that cud in the hope that there may be developements which will aid their cause and enable them to find some way out of the difficult-. The free-coinage men are in favor of speedy action,. and say that on political grounds alone, aside from monetary principles, the sooner the issue in met the better. The rules committee has - not yet taken up the subject. The people's party in the house have joined with the free coinage people in demanding' prompt consideration of the Bland bill. The democratic members of the ' ways and means committee held an&ttier con ference vesterday on the Springer wool bill, but, like the previous conference ended without an agreement being . reached. Members of the committee now in the city are nearly evenly' di vided on the question as to whether or nor there should be a further reduction made in. the duties than that proposed by the special committee. The arrival of Shively, of Indiana, is awaited. Members of the committee believe then a conclusion will be speedily arrived at, , as the views of Whiting, the only other absent member, are known. The Portland Telegram, commenting upon the statement that a portage road at The Dalles, on the Oregon side, "would benefit the town of The , Dalles only," very significantly inquires: "Why would not a road on the Oregon side serve the country above, as well as on the Washington side? It is imma terial to the people above or below, which side of the river the road is built on, but we do know that in all .probabil ity the state will have to do the work, and it can' make no appropriation for -work in Washington." Following the announcements of Blaine and Stanford that that they will not be candidates for the presidency comes John Sherman who says "I have been bought and sold in convention til I am sick of it. Senator Sherman's .name has therefore- liejeq marked off the list of presidential candidates. ' Next! During a recen?drouth'IiTVIaine there was such a scarcity of water, it is said, that one farmer was obliged to give feia cattle cider to diink. .-Guess they must keep a supply on hand larger thftn they . have in Oregon, where a good, pure glass of cider is a luxury seldom found. The Dispatch says we shall be "in it" next year.' Farmers from all sections report the fall-sown grain and the grass in good condition. There are. no signs of any being winter-killed, and the prospect for. good crops will never be better. . ; ' "V Am Old Fort Abandon. Fort Marcy, established at Santa Fa, N. M., when that territory came to the TT : A 2 I . . . . w iumu cwu oj conquest in 1940, nas been abandoned. The fort marks a place where soldiers hare been stationed, more or leas continuously, for more than 800 yean. Near to the fort is a ceme tery, in . which . lie the bodies of more than 600 soldiers, some qf whom fell in battle or yielded to disease or hardship. Philadelphia Ledger. The principal causes, of death in one year in New York city were: Pneu monia, 5,817; consumption, 5,160; diar rhceal diseases, 3,585; Blight's disease, 3,503; heart disease, 2,287; violenoe, 1,857; bronchitis. 1,834; diphtheria, 1.863; scarlet fever, 1,221; influenza, 838. During the Eighteenth century, to sat isfy the demands of enthusiastic ama teurs, a large business of counterfeiting antique intaglios and cameos. was de veloped. This was assisted by forging the signatures of classic artists. The remarkable statement is made . that there are 10,000 suicides a year in , the Austrian array. Either the em peror's soldiers , hold their lives very cheap or there are two ciphers too many in these figures. Skillful CaaUa Equestrianism. There's an unrivaled exhibition of canine equestrianism to be seen on the streets of Chicago almost any day, which, has fully as much or . even more real merit about it than one will see in similar displays that are made in any of the "greatest shows on earth.'' The performer is an exceptionally intelli gent water spaniel, and he is a rider of skill. His act consists, in a word, of riding a delivery wagon horse whose driver usually enforces a pell mell gait. The spaniel siti his mount with his hind feet on the horse's collaror where the collar would come, and his front feet, one ahead of the other, on the nar row ridge of the horse's neck, his claws clutched in the "mane. The faster the horse goes the better the dog seejns to like .it, judging from his many barks and lively way in which' he Wags his tail. The sudden rounding of a corner never catches the' plucky.' little animal off his guard, but at' such times he will "curve in", with apparently the intelli' gence of the most accomplished circus rider, and so never loses his balance. He has fallen but once in the two years that his owner says he has been riding, and that was when the horse came near being killed by a cable car. The home never goes so well as when carrying the dog. and that of course means that horse, -and dog are warm friends. - Woe to the person or animal who bothers either of them - when the other is around, for between the kicking of the horse and the biting of the dog the two old chums make it exceedingly unpleasant for in traders. Chicago Trib une. The Clever Do;. A large, healthy bulldog was sitting to tally unaware of the dog catcher's wagon, which came rattling down the street at that moment. Suddenly the fatal lariat shot out, but the dog dodged it and made a bee line for the man who handled it. Then ensued an exciting chase, which was much enjoyed by the populace in the vicinity. The dog catcher is never very popular with people in general. In this instance he succeeded in clambering into his wagon minus his coattails. . A skirmish then, ensued, which ended in the temporary triumph of the dog, who retired to repose on his laurels. : The dog. catcher came back from ignomini ous flight a few minutes later, however, and human ingenuity soon triumphed over brute courage. The dog was lassoed and taken to the pound with other un fortunates. But here the innate sense of justice in man steps in to even up things. Several admiring citizens had viewed the ac tions of the dog. and when he was cart ed away they took up a subscription; sent out to the pound, ransomed the ani mal and provided him with a home. It is a .little comedy like this that makes "Jife seem worth living even to the most dissatisfied individual. Chi cago CJ-lobe. Don'ta for Grammarians. Do not say "He speaks bad grammar," but "He uses poor English." Not ''I am real ill." but "1 am really aL" ... Not "1 feel bad." but "1 feel badly." Not "Hadn't ought." but "Shouldn't have." ' . Do not begin all remarks with an ex clamation such as "Well!" "SayP "Oh!" Do not say V I'm going, 1 don't believe." but "I'm not going, 1 believe." Not. a "free pass," but a "pass:" not "New Beginners," but "Beginners:" not "Elevated up," but "Elevated." . Not "1 am through dinner.r but "I have finished dinner." Not "It is' too salty," but "It is toe salt." Not "It is tasty," but "It is tasteful." Not "Light complected." but "Light complexioned. " Not "He don't come to see me." but "He doesn't come to see me." Not "Who are you going with?' but W.hom are you going with?" Not incorrectly "She wrote to Nell and I." when you say correctly "She wrote to me." City and Country. . "Like Master, Like Man." "Look heah, Sambo has you got dat ar dollar 'n a ha'f yon owes me?" - " Goodness gracious. Caesar, I hasn't, dat'sa fac'." "Now look heah, 1 s'pec's you's gwine to swindle me out ob dat ar' money." "No, 1 a'n't, Caesar I swar 1 a'n't" "Den why ha'n't you paid it? Why isn't ye got it now, eh?" . "Well, ole man, do fac' is, dar's been a mighty big corner in gold, an de bulls an de b'ars hab been cuttin up so dat .de money's all locked up." "Locked np whar?" 'Why in de banks, ob course." . . -"Now jus' hole on. ole Gibbertefjb. What, in de name ob goofoess grashus, hab you got to do wid de banks, an wid gold, an wid bulls an b'ars in a corner? Tell me datr ."Look a heah. Caesar, Tse heerd mas'r tell mbre'n forty men 'at waited money dat same fing what I tole you, an dar wa'h't one ob'em treated him like you do me. By golly, 'pears to me you might act like a gempI'manV New York Ledger. . - ; Willing- to Stop. ' Matron Mr. Nicefello, 1 dislike to scold, but 1 really must. - You ought to know better than ' to " keep my daughter standing in that cold front hall half an hour, saying good night to her, as you did last night, and as you do every time you come.'. This morning she had a ter rible cold, and her lungs are not strong, you know.' . , Mr. Nicefello My goodness! Is she sick? -. Matron No,' but she's had a narrow escape. Now these long drawn out good nights have got to stop. Mr. Nicefello Indeed they must, my dear madam. Ill go right out for a clergyman. New York Weekly. ' Bieyele Accidents. Angry Pedestrian (after a narrow es cape) Suppose, sir. you -had run into me?. - Bicyclist I would have bruised your shin and broken my neck. flood News. Haw Many Pantile Read ThoroBril There is a sreat deal of tmr.h n tfc.. remark made by the dean of St. Paul's in wo money nau. uackmey, while dis tributing prizes- to students of Lady Holies' middle class school, that "educa tion in these- days is. to a great extent, superficial.'a considerable portion of Jt being -required merely for show, and im mediate appearances rather than for use fulness in life. ". But, after all, this wail is nothing new. Did not the Earl 'of Chesterfield advise his son to devote him self to the acquisitiqn of literary scraps which he could quote in company, and thus acauire the rermtaiann nt m. nr.ii read man at a small expenditure of the' miamgnc oil' Ana am not the late Lord Neaves express the spirit of the time in the query, "Wnat's the use of knowing, unless others know you know it?" Lon don Telegraph. Fact and- Fiction, .. Tommie Papa; mamma wants five cents fer the milkman. - Kittie Papa, the butcher says he must have that fifty cents or he won't leave no soup bone. , Wife-Henry, really 1 must pay the washwoman or she won't come again. .' The Editor (desperately) Confound these trifling interruptions! 1 haven't any ready money, and I'm busy. Leave me in peace jnntil J finish this important. editorial - on "The Disadvantages of1 weaicn, rnttsburg Bulletin.' . . ; . . 1 ' r . An Authentic linn ting Story. When a Georgian relates a bunting story he believes in doing it thoroughly and leaves his auditor to believe or not. as he pleases. The following is an ex ample: While out hunting Lamar Per kins, of Perkinjs Junction. Ira., shot two wild turkeys. One of them fell at his feet, but the other flew away. What was his 'surprise on returning home to hna the missing turkey dead in his front yard, where it had fallen in its flight. For the Cbildren. 'In buying a cough medicine for children," says H. A. Walker, a promi nent druggist of Ogden, Utah, l' never be afraid to buy Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. There is no danger fiom it and relief is always sure to follow. I particularly recommend Chamberlain's because I liave.found it to be safe and reliable. 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by Blakeley & Houghton, druggists.- dw ' As Staple as Coffee. "Chamberlain's Cough Remedy is as staple as coffee in this vicinity. It has done an immense amount of good since its introduction here.'' A. M. Nordell, Maple Ridge, Minn. For sale by Blake ley x tiougnion, druggists. cUw t Just Opened. Everything the Market Affords, at Reasonable Hates. it JOflES, Proprietor. Next door to Byrne, Floyd fc Co.s' Drug Store. Dalles City, - f Oregon. SOCIETIES. ASSEMBLY NO. 4827, K. OF L. Meets in K. of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes days of each month at 7:30 p. m. TTA8CO LODGE, SO. 15, A. F. dr. 'A. M. Meets T f first and third Monday of each month at 7 . . DALLES ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. Meets In Masonic Hall the third Wednesday of each month at 7 P. M. MODERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. Mt Hood Camp No. 69, Meets Tuesday even ing of each week In the K. of P. Hall, at 7:30 p. tc. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. O. O. F. Meets Tery Friday evening at 7:80 o'clock, in K. of P. hall, corner ' Second and Court streets. Sojourning brothers , are welcome. H. Clocgh, Sec'y. T . H. A. BiiLS.N. G. FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. K. of P. Meets every Monday evening at 7:30 o'clock, in Sohanno a building, corner of Court and Second streets. Sojourning members are cordially in-'Ited- - W. 8. Cbim. D. W.Vatjs, K. of R. and 8. C. C. WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE UNION will meet every Friday afternoon at S o clock at the reading room. All are invited. '-pEMPLE LODGE NO. 8, A. 6. U. W Meets J- at K. ef P. Hall, Corner Second and Court streets, Thursday evenings at 7 :90. - - GXOBOE GlBOHS, W, 8 Mtkbs, Financier. 31. w. J AS. NE8MITH POST, No. 32, G. A. R. Meets , every Saturday at 7:30 r. m., in the K. of P. Hall. , ; B. OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in the K. of P. Hall. C2.E8ANG . VEREIN Meets every T evening In the K. of P. Hall. Sunday BOF L. F. DIVIstoN, No. 167 Meets in the K. of P. HaU the first and third Wednes day of each month, st 7 : r. . . THI CHURCHES. ST. PETER'S CHURCH Rev. Father Bsohs ssbbt Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at 7 a. sr. High Mass at 10:30 A. M. Vespers at 7r.i. .-. ... ADVENT CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Preaching in the Y. M. C. A. rooms every Sunday at 11 a. m. and 7 p. m. Sunday school immediately after morning service. J. A. Orchard, pastor. ST. PAUL'S CHURCH Union 8trect, opposite Fifth. Rev. EliD.Buteliffe Rector. Bervlcea every Sunday at 11 A. M. and 7:30 p. at. Sunday 8ehool9:45 A. M .- Evening Prayer on Friday at 7:30 ...... : FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. 6. D.' Tat LOBi Pastor. Morning services every Sab bath at the academy at 11 a. m. Sabbath School immediately after morning services. Prayer meeting Friday evening at Pastor's resi dence. Union services in the court house at 7 P. M.- . . ' - "CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C. KJ Cuktib, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 a. K. and 7 P. u. Sunday School after morning service. Strangers cordially invite. Seats free. ME. CHURCH Rev. A. C. Spbhceb, pastor. Services every Sunday morning Sunday School at 12:20 o'clock p. u. A cordial Invitation is extended by both pastor and people to all. Tho Dalles Restauran A. A. Brown, Keeps a lull assortment of . - ' and Provisions. '. 'C. which hfrofi'ere at Low Figures. SPEGIflli :-: PRICES to .Cash Buyers. : ffijrtat Casi Prices for -aiiJ 71 otier 170 ; SECOND. STREET. J. 8. BCHRNCI, - H. M. BSAU. .President. . . " Cashier. First flational Bank. CHE DALLES. - OREGON A General Banking Business transacted '. Deposits received, subject to Sight Draft or Check. Collections made and proceeds promptly ..' remitted on day of collection. Sight and Telegraphic Exchange sold oh New York, San Francisco and Port- land: r direotoks. " " ' D. P. Thompson. J so. S. Schexck. Ed. M. Williams, . Geo: A. Likbe. H. M. Bkaxl. - STAGY SflOttlfl, ' TJeWatc5iiger, Has opened an office for Cleaning and - Repairing Watches, Jewelry, etc. , All work guaranteed and . promptly attended. ftT C. E. DIMlRflLS OLD STftJiD-, . . Cor. Second and Union Streets. . W. E. GARRETSON. Iiatiiif - jeweler. ' 5 SOlKAOENTrOKTHK All Watch Work Warranted. Jewelry Made to Order. . 138 Second St.. The Dalles. Or. D. BUSHEL!!, Pipe Work, Tin Repairs and Roofing. ' Mains Tapped Under Pressure. Shop on Third St., next .door west of Young& Kuss' blacksmith shop. ; G.W. Johnston & Son, O&iputBrs aufl Bniwers; Shop at Ko. 112 first Street All Job Work promptly attended and estimates given on all wood work. Chimneys Cleaned Carpets take up, cleaned and put down, also Closets and Chimnevs cleaned . - on short, notice at reasonable . rates. ' Orders received through the postoffice GRANT MORSE V' ..,''. 1016-tf- - . : All Dalles City . warrants registered prior to September 1, 1890, will be paid if presented at jny office. Interest ceases from and after this date. Dated February 8th, 1892. - ' - O. KlNEBSLV, tf. Treaa. Dalles City. Stap le and Fancy Groceries BOBT. M-A.-3TS- MAYS & SALE AGENTS FOR ! flG6in, ' and "Chattet Oak STOVES AND RANGES. JeMs Steel BanpuBi Riciarison's and Boynton's Furnaces. We also kep a large and complete stock of Hardware, Tinware, Granite, .Barbed Wire. Blacksmiths' Coal, Pumps, Pipe, , Packing, . Plumbers' - ' ' ":Ammimition and Plumbing, , Tinning, 1 Machine Work a Specialty. . COK. 8KCOXD AND FEDERAL 8TSr, !. Gre ax jtsar gains ! Removal! Removal! , accountpf Removal I will sell.my entire stock: of Boots and Shoes, Hats and. Caps, Trunks and Valises, Shelv ings, Counters, Desk, Safe, Fixtures, at a Great Bargain. Come and see rriy offer. GREAT REDUCTION .IN RETAIL. J. FREITVKN, 125 Second Street, IBV F0LL P IflKTEB DBY GOODS , .... - COMPLETE IX EVERY DEPARTMENT. - Boots and' Shoes. ' '. Full Assortment of the Leading Manufacturers. Cash Bayers mill save money by examining oar. stock and prices before parchasing elsewhere. '''.' '. ' r- H. Herbring, The Dalles Mercantile Co., . ' Sneaessors to BROOKS & BEERS. Dealers in General MerchanQise,5taple and Fancy Dry Goods, Rente' Curnicliinar (InnA Dnnto ' Cknnn Unto Pi. uuiiio uiiiiiiiiif, uuuuo, uuuid, oiiucd, naid, Odjjr cili. G-roceries, Hardware, Provisions, . Flour, Bacon; HAY. GRAIN AND PRODTTDTT: Of all Kinds at Lowest Market Bates. " Free Delivery to Boat and 390 and 394 H. C. NIELS6N. Clothier BOOTS AND SHOES, Hats and Caps, Truns and Valises, tJORNER OF SECOND AND WASHINGTON, THE DALLES, OREGON. PAUL KRER CO.. -DBALXB8 IN- Paints, Oils, Glass -. . ' And the Most Complete and the Latest ' , Patterns and Designs in WATiTi 3E. Practical Painters and Paper' Hangers. None o-utthe best brands of the Sherwin-Williams Faint nsed in all our work, and none but the most skilled workmen employed. All orders promptly attended to 10-17-d Store and Paint Shop corner Tltlrd and . Washington Streets X. 3E. CEO W Jai. CROWE, THE CELEBRATED Biueware, Silverware, Gutlery, Supplies,: .. Guns, Sporting Goods.- G-un Repairing -and Light , THE DALLES. OREGON. The Dalles. Curs ' and all parts of the City Second Street The Old Germania Saoon. . The beat quality of Wines, Liquors and ; Cigars, Pabst Milwaukee Knicker bocker and Columbia Beer, . Half and Half and all kinds . of Temperance Drinks. ALWAYS ON HAND and Tailor