The Dalles Daily Chronicle. OFFICIAL PAPER OF DALLES CITY-- Published Daily, Sunday Excepted. 1 . T - ' THE CHRONICLE PUBLISHING CO. rvii-nor Biwnnd and Washington 8treet, The Dalles, Oregon. Tersns -of Subscription. Per Year. ..a Per mouth, by carrier Single copy .16 00 60 .. ' 6 BTATK OFFICIALS. Governor '. '.' 8. Pennojer Secretary of State . . Treasurer Supt. of Public Instruction. watora Congressman Btate Printer TV W McBrlde ..Phillip Hetschan . . . E. B. McElroy J. N. Dolph - jj. H. Mitchell Frank Baker ' COUJfTT OFFICIALS. County Judge ...C. N. Thornbury Sheriff. V"2- k Clerk: J- B.Crossen Treasurer 0- Ruch , , ( H' A. Leavens Commissioners Prank Kincaid . Tnhn V Rarnett AnvBwi. - ,r v ah. DurTCyor ,... . ...... j f Buperintendent of Publio Schools. .Troy Bhelley ' William Xfinhpll umiuer " The Astorians have organized an Anti Jag society and several prominent gen tlemen have joined it, ears the Tart. One of the rules of the society is that no member will be allowed to take a .lrink of any intoxicating beverage at hi9 own expense. The society has twenty-five charter members. She Loagsd ta Bt s Mm. There are times in my life when I long to be a man that 1 may sail in and do better with my fists! It is such a thwart ing;, unsatisfactory thing to be a well behaved: and decoroms: woman wnen you long to be a son of thunder and take the traill I was standing for anelter in tne doorway of a Chicago depot. It was raining in that easy, delightful way that reminds one of impulsive people wnen they talk. There was no holding back, no reserve, no attempt to oe noncom mittal and conservative. It rained a pint to every square inch, and an um brella was of lees use than a fork-is in eating gravy. Well, as. I stood in the shelter of the doorway a very queer specimen of re motely rural life stepped into view. .. He had just got out of some train and was at a loss, what to do in tne big city, His clothes were blue' and new and ill fitting. His face was tanned and his smile was both deprecating and . timid. He carried a little bundle, and his trouser legs were rolled up over a pair- of laced shoes. No sooner had he appeared upon the scene than a bevy of' depot hangers on bore down upon him. Some of them were cabbies, and more of them were loafers. ' They surrounded him as big bluebottle flies get around a honey pot. They bent the head and talked low; they winked furtively and laughed at each other be hind the poor boy's back. Me took slip of paper from his pocket and showed it to them, and two of them, with a great show of friendliness, walked him away between them. I wanted to follow them no. but. as usual, didn't dare to! A Woman in Chicago Herald. The Salem Journal says: The aew county printing law is a good one in its effects. It is spreading before the peo ple the smallest details of county busi ness and expenditure. The people ia every county !n the state are being fa miliarized with the acts of the officials. They are being educated as to the dis tribution of public taxes in a most ef fective manner. The loose and careless methods of county expenditures will be remedied somewhat thereby. The Chronicle is authorized to state that the Regulator will certainly start running by Monday the 15th prox. or sooner if things can be got in readiness. The state portage officials have asked for two weeks to complete the lower landing. Both boats are undergoiag alterations and repairs which will re quire till near the 15th to complete. Everything will be put in complete equipment so that no ordinary stoppage will be necessary till next winter. The county court has followed the suggestion of the Chbonicl and made the county levy two miles higher for the purpose of devoting the additional sum to be realized to the making and im proving of our county roads. This will give nearly $6,000 for the purpose, and $6,0(10 judiciously spent will do au im mense amount of good. Hood River will now get something that precinct has kyig needed and long deserved. That blot on civilization Tygh Hill road can now be chanced and the settlers on Tygh, Wamic and Wapinitia obtain a means of getting to market with their produce. The thing is done. The county court will now assuredly help build the road. Let the settleis get a move on themselves and show that they deserve help. The editor of the Chronicle met a respected citizen of The Dalles on the street this morning who informed him that it was rumored over town that D. M. French had said to the directors of the D., P. & A. Nav. Co., that the cflm pany owed him $15,000 and that the Regulator would never turn a wheel until it was paid. It is not often that -any one with good sense is justified in paying any attention to such reports but as we were assured, many friends of the new boat believed the tale we felt it to be right to interview Mr. French on the subject. His answer was significant: "There is not a word of truth in it. I have not a dollar in the boat beyond my fifty shares of stock. It is easy how ever to know where a story of that kind originated." Why He Never Licks Stamps. One day after coming from the post- office I put a dozen stamps in my desk and closed the lid. Then I went away and returned again an hour or so after ward. Upon opening my desk l saw upon these stamps at least a dozen big, nasty looking roaches, or "water bugs," as they are sometimes called. They seemed to be so intent upon some occu nation that they did not run away with the almost lightninglike rapidity with which they usually disappeared when ever the desk was opened. At first 1 thought that they were stuck to the stamps, but upon observing a lit tle closer 1 saw that they moved about, and 1 was finally convinced that they were eating the gum from the backs of the stamps. By placing a large reading glass so as to magnify the roaches, I ob served that they secreted a saliva on the gum and then when it became soft ..they, seemed to suck it off. Little bare spots appeared on the stamps," and these spots gradually grew larger until the stamps had the appearance of stamps from which 1 had imagined the gum had evaporated. . Since that time you may be sure I never touch my tongue to a postage stamp, and it almost nauseates me to see any one else do it. Interview in New York Tribune. A Business Woman's Lesson. A business woman often takes 'letters and packages to the general postoffi.ee to be weighed.. As often" as ' she- has done' that she has been impressed anew with the weak and trivial curiosity of the male mind, for every time she handed in something to be weighed the busy men in charsre stopped to turn it over and read the address. "It certainly beats anything," she said to herself, "to think of anything being as curious as that." A few days ago she repeated this ex perience up to a certain . point. The variation began when the examining magnate said cheerfully:- "Be a good idea, wouldn't it, for you to put on here the state these here papers is goin' to? Yes, , certainly, I'll write it for you. Ouohs I've saved 500 bundles from being lost in the last three weeks, lookin to see if tHey was directed all right. I don't bother about the men; don't care so much about their bundles, and . then they've got more . head for looking to such things; but 1 always look at the ladies' bundles. . - Ten cents." And the crushed business woman walked away with all the sad dignity she could mas ter. New York Sun. The Observant Woman. ;', v-. "A person who makes it a point to . study other people .can form unerring conclusions," remarked , the observant, woman to her companion as they sat in the street car. ' '.': ' : ' . "Indeed?" replied.tbe,. latter; with in terest. .-:...:-' v 'Yea, indeed! N6w notice the girl across the aisle. Ordinary people would see nothing specsjd about her, but I can tell that she is a convent bred girl." "How can you tell that?:. "By the way she holds her feet on the floor,' You notice her left foot is set squarely dawn. The right one is at an angle to . the , left,- ana . witn , tne - neei placed midway between the left heel wad toe. Convent gins are- always trained to sit with their feet that way. Now, I'd be willing to wager my week's allow ance that if you spoke to her she would open her eyes and say. 'If yon pleat with a nauur inflection, meaning. ' in plain English, fWhat is it? " "111 speak to Her," replied tne wom an s companion, "and see u you are right." . - Then she turned to the convent bred girl and asked: . - . "I beg your pardon, but if you are ac quainted with this portion of tne city, will von. tell me how far it is yet to Franklin street?' The shy creature lifted her eyes to her questioner, and in a low, sweet tone, re plied: "What yer soy?' Then the observant woman said that the next corner was where she wished to get off. New York Sun. One Way of Banking;. "You ought to come up into our part of th.e state," said a tall countryman over the bank counter the other day to the cashier of a Oriswold street bank. "Where's that?" inquired the cashier, "Up in the Upper Peninsula. "What have you got there .that's in teresting?' "Got people that'll make more money in ten minutes doing banking their way than : vou'll make . your way in ten years." "How do they do it?' , . "Discountin." "We make something in that line ourr selves." . "Yes, I s'poae so; but not like them. By criminy," he went on emphatically, "I had a note for $150 the other day I wanted discounted, and I took it to one of them shavers, and after he had fig gered about ten minutes he said I owed him $1.87." "How did he make that out?' inquired the puzzled cashier. v "That's what I .said to him, and he told me that according to his way of calculating Xhe discount on a note like that, the whole thing would amount to $151.37, and he was willing to take the note if I'd pay the balance in cash. You ain't got any bankin litce that in Detroit, have you?' and the cashier hastened to assure him that Detroit bankers didn't do business in that . way. Detroit Free Press. ' A S8EMBLY NO. 4827,. K. OP L. Meets in K. jtV. of P. hall the second and fourth Wednes days of each month at 7 :30 p. in. TXTA8CO LODGE, NO. 15, A. F. & A. M. Meets 11.' r.it TVALLK8 ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER NO. 6. 1 Meets In Masonic Hall the third Wednesday feach month at 7 P.M. . "-,'V'h TsTOBERN WOODMEN OF THE WORLD. 1Y1, Mt. Hood CampNo. 59, Meets Tuesdayeven- lngof eacn ween in tne k.. oi tr. nan, at 7:30 r. K. COLUMBIA LODGE, NO. 5, I. O. O. F. Meets every Friday evening at 7:80 o'clock, in- K. SOCIBTIKS. BOBT. MATS. ; first and third Monday of each month at 7 of P: hall,' corner Second and Court streets. Sojourning brothers - are welcome. " FRIENDSHIP LODGE, NO. 91, K. of P. Meets every Monday evening: at 7:30 o'clock, in Schanno's buildrn. corner of Court and Second streets. Sojourning members are cordially, in- vrceu. .t. tun, D. W.VAU8E, K. of R. and 8. C. C, WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN TEMPERENCE UNION will meet every Friday afternoon at 8 o'clock at the reading-room.' Allaxe Lnylted.- rpKMPI.E LODGE NO. 8, A. O. U W. Meets X at K. of P. Han. Corner Second and Court streets, Thursday evenings at 7 :au. "iiu. uinunn, W.S Mybbs, Financier. M. W TAS. NE8MITH POST, No. 82, G. A. R. Meets every Saturday at 7:30 r. K., in the K. of P. Hall. - -. :-;'; ', -, - T OF L. E. Meets every Sunday afternoon in u me k. oi tr. nau. . . f 1 ESANG VEREIN Meets every Sunday V A evening in uie a., ui jr. xi ml. BOF L. F. DIVISION, No. 167 Meets in the . K. of P. Hall the first and third Wednes day of each month, st 7 :8u r. u. Xi. 23. CBOWiS. MAYS & CROWE, 3ALE AGENTS FOR THE CELEBRATED- 1 J': -vr. "flcopn,,andChalTteOak, . STOVES AND RANGES. ; Jmtrs Steel Raiesi ani IJiclarispn's ani Bopto's Furnaces. We also keep a large and complete stoek of ' Hardware, Tinware, Granite Blueware, Silverware, Cutlery, Barbed Wire, Blacksmiths' Coal, Pumps,' Pipe; Packing, Plumbers Supplies, ' Guns,. Ammunition and Sporting Goods. v " Plumbing, Tinning, Gun Repairing and Light Machine Work a Specialty. THE CHUKCHK8. S1 T. PETER'S CHURCH Rev. Father Brons- gecst Pastor. Low Mass every Sunday at 7 A. M. -High Mass at 10:80 a.m. Vespers at 7 P. M. ADVENT CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Preaching in the Y. M. C. A. rooms every Sunday at 11 and 7 d. m. Sunday school immediately after morning service.' J. A. Orchard, pastor. T. PAUL'S CHURCH Union Street, opposite inn. itev. cu u. euicune itecior. services every Sunday at 11 a. m. and 7:30 p. u. Sunday Bcnooia:4a a. m COR. SECOND AND FIDEBAL STS., THE DALLES, OREGON. Evening Prayer on Friday at 7:80 . IIRBT BAPTIST CHURCH Rev. O. D. TAY LOR. Pastor. Morning services every Sab bath at the aoademy at 11 A. u. Sabbath School immediately after morning services. Prayer meeting Friday eveliing at Pastor's resi dence. Union sen-ices in the court house at 7 P.M. CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH Rev. W. C. Cubtis, Pastor. Services every Sunday at 11 A. if. and 7 P. H. Sunday School after morning service. Strangers cordially invited. Seats free. r E. CHURCH Rev. A. C.Spknceb, pastor. iVl Services every Sunday morning. Sunduy School at 12:20 o'clock P. M. A cordial invitation is extended by both pastor and people to all. A. A. Brown, Keeps a full assortment of Staple and Fancy Groceries, and Provisions. which he offerr at Low -Figures. Great Bargains ! Removal ! Removal ! On account of Removal I vvrill sell my entire stoclc of Boots and. Shoes, Hats and. Caps, Trunks and Valises, Shelv ings, Counters, Desk, Safe, Fixtures, at a Great Bargain. Come and see my offer. GREAT REDUCTION IN RETAIL. SPEGIflli ;: PtUGES to .Cash Buyers. A Dome for the Capitol. - Salem, Or., Jan. 25. The state build ing board held a meeting today and acr i cepted the plans of the architect who built the etate-house, for a dome for the capitol. The dome will be 100 feet from the ridge of the roof to the top. A wind ing stair from the upper floor will reach the observatory cupola on the top.- Bids for building the dome -will be adyertiaedJ at once. The dome will be of steel, glass and copper, and will cost about $60,000. A Bis; Connections Bowlder. The approximate maximum dimensions of the. ' Sheegar" bowlder in Montville, : Conn., are: Length, 75 feet;. width, 58 feet; height, 60 feet; contents, 70,000 cubic feet; weight, 6,000 tons. If allow ance be made1 for an immense fragment ' which has fallen from its northeast side, the dimensions and 'cubic contents of "Sheegan". would 'approximate closely, to 90,000 cubic feet. One point that goes far-toward substantiating the' claim on behalf of the ''Sheegan" rock is that it is a 'true bowlder, is the number of un doubted ' bowlders of an immense -size and of the same granite which- exist in comparative proximity .David A.Wells in Popular Science Monthly. . " - The Two Hands. " It is remarkable that with the major ity Of . people the neglected left hand is not in mere strength . inferior to the right. We have heard truly right hand ed people actually declare that their left hand - js the stronger, and from the writer's own experience he knows this to be the case. This may be from the mechanical advantage and better bal ance of the body, the right side being heavier, or it may be due to the large muscles ' of the unused arm being less hampered by the development of other muscles. It is difficult in these cases to say which is the "right'" hand, for the fact that the unused arm is the stronger does not imply ambidexterity, nor can we justly give the precedence to strength over dexterity. Moreover, we cannot call the hand that excels in one "series of dexterous motions the superior hand if it can be shown that the other is chosen' fo perform an "act. which, apparently tri fling, may require some knack or nicety of touch. It is the hand put forth in emergency, when taken by surprie, that makes a spontaneous gesture, the hand that acts first, which is the "right" hand. London Spectator.. ..- Hifiiest Cash Prices for Effp anfl ; other Produce. ' 170 SECOND STREET. 125 ccond Street, The Dalles. W FALL flP WRITER DRY GOODS COMPLETE IN. EVERY DEPARTMENT. ' ' Glothing, Gents' Furnishing Goods, Hats; Gaps, Boots and Shoes. Full Assortment of the Leading Manufacturers. Reported to Have KmlgniMl. Washington, Jan. 25. It is reported tonight that Mr. Whitelaw Reid, TJmited States minister to France, has tendered his resignation for ' business reasons. The reasons are, supposed to be that he desires to conduct bis paper during the coming campaign. It is im possible to verify the rumor, andliig in timate friends here doubt its correct ness. ' . Oregon Volunteer. - Washisgton, Jan. 25. Senator Dolph is in receipt of several communications from r physicians fn Oregon, offering their-services as surgeons in the United States army in case of war with' Chili. The senator "says he thinks, from the offers receivi-d, that Oregon alone could furnish all the land force necessary Vnlil ft wnr with Chili orenr. Precious Hair. Ill .1.. ' i -.. .1 . vn-nvnAfl - Fmm IChe Holv Land in 1099 they were loaded with relics of . holv personages who had previously been, unknown in the . west. Bohemond, one or tneir leaaers, aiviaea between Anselm and certain churches a dozen hairs which the patriarch of An tioch had criven him with the assurance that the Blessed Virgin plucked them from her head as she stood Mater Do lorosa by the cross. All the Year Round. . - , Japs Like tbe American. ' A traveler in Japan says that the Jap anese dislike the Russians and the Chi nese, but like the Americans and : the English. They are fearful of the ag- gressions of the Russians in Corea and of . the Chinese in the islands that lie south of Japan; but they do not look for any act of aggression by the United States or by " England. Philadelphia Ledger. -'" ; : W. D. Uowells m "The Shadow or a Dream" makes this apt remark: "Our miseries don't embellish our perns very much, whatever they may do for our souls.'' ' , . Brotherly Foresight. Little. Tom "was involved in the diffi culties of learning to dress himself, and i regarded the .buttons which had to be f astened behind his back as so many de vices to torment small boys. . - - OxbB - morninir he was- informed of . the arrival of a baby Bister, and later in the day was allowed to steal into his mother's chamber to- look at the baby s Bhe lay asleep. ' - -; - ' Tom regarded, the small creature with much interest, and the nurse, wishing to know what; his thoughts were, asked him softly: - . .,' ;s vWelL how do you like her? Isn't she adarUngT? .' 1 4. ' "I don't think she looks much good," answered ' Tom, with ; uncompromising frankness. - - "How soon will she be big. enough to fasten my back' buttons?" Youth's Companion. - ..', Seat attachment for Bicycle. : An arrangement has been devised by means of which children can derive from bicycling the benefits of rapid motion in the ooen air.' - - This consists of an extra attachment, to hold a child - in front of the rider in such a manner that it can not fall out and will not throw tne ma chine out of balance, while . it ' may also be adjusted to suit children of .different sizes.: When the child is not riding the seat - may be - easily, removed and the bicvele nsed in the ordinary way. New York Telegram.: . Buiiaing materials! laviner made arrangements with a mimoerof Factories, I am pre pared to furuish Doors, Windows, Mouldings, STOREFRONTS A-nd all kinds of Special work. Ship ments made daily from factory and can fill orders in the shortest possible time. Prices satisfactory. It will be to your interest to see me before purchasing elsewhere. Wm. Saunders, Office over French's Bank. Cash Bayers mill save money by : examining our and prices before purchasing elsewhere. stock H. Herbring. W;E. GARRETSON, m Jeweler SOLE AGENT FOB THE The Dalles Mercantile Co., : ' .. Successors to BROOKS & BEERS, Dealers in General Merchandise, Staple and Fancy Dry Goods, Gents' Furnishing Goods, Boots, Shoes, Hats, Caps, etc. Groceries, " Hardware, Provisions, Flour, Bacon, HAY, GRAIN AND PRODUCE Of all Kinds at Lowest Market Rates. Free Delivery to Boat and Curs and all parts of the City. ' ' ." " ' 390 and 394 Second i Street " if All Watch Work -Warranted. Je-welry Made to Order. 138 Second St.. Th Dalles. Or. Lota o( MoTlng. ' Angry Landlord You've either got to pay your back rent now or get out. Tenant All right, 111 get out. By the way, have you seen furniture car No. 909 today? ; - "Not that I know of. Isn't one furni ture mover as good as another?" "Yes, but I've got a yearly contract with him." New York Weekly. FLOURING ' MILL TO LEASE. rpHE OLD DALLES MILL . AND WATER J Company's Flour Mill will be leased to re snonsible narties. For information apply td the WATER COMMISSIONERS, 1 he Dalles. Oreeon. . ' Notice. . - ; . All narties bavinz claims aeainst the entate of Kalnh Foncer; deceased, will please present the same to T. T. Nicho las, administrator. Columbia Hotel, Dalles Citv, Cr. January 6, 1892. , - jO-lm H. G. NI Clothier and BOOTS AND SHOES, Hats and Caps, Trunks and Valises, Tailor, CORNEB OF SECOND AND WASHINGTON, THE DALLES, OREGOI?.. PAUL KREFT & CO., '" ' dealers IB ' Paints, Oils, Glass And the Most Complete and the Latest Patterns and Designs in - I ne urn uermama odiuun. JOHH D0HAV0N, Proprietor. Practical Painters and Paper HangerB. None but the best brands of the Sherwiu-Williams Piiint nsed in all onr work, -end none but the niit Kkilled worknieti employed. All orders promptly attended to , ' - W"1'. Store and Tuint Shop corner Third sad Washington Streets. . . The best quality of Wine?. Liquors and Cigars; Pabst Milwaukee, J4.nicicer bocker and Columbia Beer, ' Half and Half and all kinds of 'Temperance TMnks. ALWAYS ON HAND.